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(Indecision Forever)   It's time to play "Onion Story or Real Story?" First round: Rush Limbaugh blames small penis size on feminists   (indecisionforever.com) divider line 87
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2012-09-21 02:44:19 PM
He would know.....
 
2012-09-21 02:46:03 PM
He overcompensates, too
 
2012-09-21 02:47:14 PM
Isn't there a plastic particle or something that promotes estrogen production in humans, generally making us all a little kinder, softer, and more irrational?
 
2012-09-21 02:47:49 PM
Limbaugh was referring to an Italian study which purported to show a 10% decline in penis size over a 50 year period and laid the blame on weight gain around the waist, alcohol consumption, smoking, stress and environmental pollutants. None of which are problems for Limbaugh, of course.


{applause.gif}
 
2012-09-21 02:47:53 PM

cretinbob: He would know.....


So would many 8 year old Dominican boys.


/eight year olds, Dude.
 
2012-09-21 02:49:30 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Isn't there a plastic particle or something that promotes estrogen production in humans, generally making us all a little kinder, softer, and more irrational?


There's several I think. Not to mention that BC pills tend to overdose women on estrogen, so the extra goes out in the normal way and into the water supply. There are plenty of studies of fish with really high estrogen levels.
 
2012-09-21 02:50:50 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Isn't there a plastic particle or something that promotes estrogen production in humans, generally making us all a little kinder, softer, and more irrational?


It's the hormones they push into chicken and cattle.
 
2012-09-21 03:26:14 PM
Feminazis not feminists. Know the difference.

/not a godwin
 
2012-09-21 03:41:19 PM

Doc_Gerbil: Feminazis not feminists. Know the difference.

/not a godwin


Yew one them thar dittaheads?
 
2012-09-21 03:43:12 PM
Ya know...it makes sense. think about it - limbaugh comes across as feeling deeply inadequate. it wouldn't surprise me if he felt like a failure in the sack, it explains his hatred of women, gays and minorities. he sees groups of people who live their lives freely, enjoying life and aren't fearful and he wonders why those people should be allowed to live a live he cannot have. so he takes all that bitterness, anger and hatred and builds a media empire out of it, all because he's afraid. Afraid to let go, afraid to live and afraid to die.
 
2012-09-21 03:45:17 PM
Guy's dick looks like a baby's thumb
 
2012-09-21 03:48:18 PM

Jackson Herring: Guy's dick looks like a baby's thumb


Are you an 8 year old Dominican boy?
 
2012-09-21 03:53:19 PM
Who the fark still listens to Rush Limbaugh? He's not even a troll anymore, he's just a really bad joke with no punchline.
 
2012-09-21 03:54:21 PM

Weaver95: Ya know...it makes sense. think about it - limbaugh comes across as feeling deeply inadequate. it wouldn't surprise me if he felt like a failure in the sack, it explains his hatred of women, gays and minorities. he sees groups of people who live their lives freely, enjoying life and aren't fearful and he wonders why those people should be allowed to live a live he cannot have. so he takes all that bitterness, anger and hatred and builds a media empire out of it, all because he's afraid. Afraid to let go, afraid to live and afraid to die.


Yeah, it seems like every misogynistic dude I've encountered really only hates women because he can't get laid and feels rejected. Like, I know this one dude who was in a WoW guild with me, and he has this attitude that women are inferior. He even outright said once that women suck at video games and shouldn't play. He also blames his dating problems on women supposedly having standards that are too high. In reality, he's just an ugly, socially-awkward, arrogant dork, so of course no one wants to sleep with him.
 
2012-09-21 04:02:17 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Doc_Gerbil: Feminazis not feminists. Know the difference.

/not a godwin

Yew one them thar dittaheads?


Nah. Just channeling.

It's a well known fact that rush hasn't even been able to see his micro-penis for 10 years. I think he was just projecting.
 
2012-09-21 04:06:14 PM

Mugato: Who the fark still listens to Rush Limbaugh? He's not even a troll anymore, he's just a really bad joke with no punchline.


he's popular among republicans so...if you want to know what passes for thinking among the GOP, he's the guy who'll give you the groupthink updates for the hive mind.
 
2012-09-21 04:06:44 PM

Doc_Gerbil: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Doc_Gerbil: Feminazis not feminists. Know the difference.

/not a godwin

Yew one them thar dittaheads?

Nah. Just channeling.

It's a well known fact that rush hasn't even been able to see his micro-penis for 10 years. I think he was just projecting.


Lord knows his penis sure as hell isn't
 
2012-09-21 04:08:20 PM
I really do wonder if Rush knows just how transparent he is...?
 
2012-09-21 04:26:41 PM
Well, I don't a have a teeny tallywhacker, so I wouldn't know.
But I'm going to blame Rush.
I don't think the Onion is that cheap.
 
2012-09-21 04:30:57 PM

Weaver95: it wouldn't surprise me if he felt like a failure in the sack, it explains his hatred of women, gays and minorities


And probably the fact that he is on, what, his third or fourth wife?
 
2012-09-21 04:33:17 PM

Torgo_of_Manos: Weaver95: it wouldn't surprise me if he felt like a failure in the sack, it explains his hatred of women, gays and minorities

And probably the fact that he is on, what, his third or fourth wife?


wife #4, I think. And i'm sure each ex-wife got paid a handsome settlement to STFU and go away. i'll bet they could tell some stories if they ever felt motivated.
 
2012-09-21 04:37:07 PM

Weaver95: i'll bet they could tell some stories if they ever felt motivated.


/Shudder
 
2012-09-21 04:44:48 PM
Wait, isn't this Round 2?
 
2012-09-21 05:15:36 PM

Weaver95: Ya know...it makes sense. think about it - limbaugh comes across as feeling deeply inadequate. it wouldn't surprise me if he felt like a failure in the sack, it explains his hatred of women, gays and minorities. he sees groups of people who live their lives freely, enjoying life and aren't fearful and he wonders why those people should be allowed to live a live he cannot have. so he takes all that bitterness, anger and hatred and builds a media empire out of it, all because he's afraid. Afraid to let go, afraid to live and afraid to die.


His three ex-wives and future ex-Mrs_Limbaugh would know.
 
2012-09-21 05:18:39 PM
Feminazi penis shrinkers -- will they stop at nothing?
 
2012-09-21 05:21:59 PM
when feminazis attack, mens bodies have a way of shutting it down


/scared turtle mode
 
2012-09-21 05:23:04 PM
I used to play sports, way back in the days before I started smoking and drinking, and I'm telling you - the loudest mouth almost always has the smallest dick in the locker room. I wish I could correlate angry, bloviating conservatism with dick size, but for now my anecdotal evidence will have to suffice.
 
2012-09-21 05:54:08 PM
I always knew we had the ability to grow and shrink penises, I just had no idea the shrinkage was permanent.

/the more you know
 
2012-09-21 06:11:26 PM
Rush, those are little Dominican boy penises, I can see where you would get confused.

//i know the joke has been made already.
 
2012-09-21 06:33:15 PM
That's why Rush farks little Dominican boys. Their tiny bodies make Rush's penis look bigger by comparison.
 
2012-09-21 06:34:39 PM
Beat a woman, grow a dick?
 
2012-09-21 06:37:59 PM
I WAS IN THE POOL!
 
2012-09-21 06:39:50 PM
I've always thought evil bastards like Rush are victims of tiny dick syndrome. I never expected him to confirm it though.
 
2012-09-21 06:43:33 PM
WHAT?
 
2012-09-21 06:45:54 PM
No wonder he travels to the Dominican with a bottle of Viagra. His tiny dick must look almost average in a child's hand.
 
2012-09-21 06:48:53 PM
Everything is a liberal plot, we get it.
 
2012-09-21 06:49:18 PM
www.indecisionforever.com

Wuh, so that's a vagina, huh...Looks like a tarantula mouth...yeah, I'll pass.
 
2012-09-21 06:51:53 PM
Correlation does not equal causation. For all we know small penises cause feminism.
 
2012-09-21 06:56:03 PM
 
2012-09-21 06:56:04 PM
WHAR PENIS WHAR?
 
2012-09-21 07:06:48 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Isn't there a plastic particle or something that promotes estrogen production in humans, generally making us all a little kinder, softer, and more irrational?


Many chemicals associated with plastics, that have been known to leech out of them, mimic estrogen to some degree. Such chemicals in wastewater have supposedly been affecting species of fish that are able to change gender, causing them to become mostly female.
 
2012-09-21 07:11:44 PM
He should have asked Joe for some advice about that issue.
 
2012-09-21 07:15:11 PM
Of course it's the feminists, because they've wised up to what 6 inches really looks like.
 
2012-09-21 07:19:27 PM

pciszek: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Isn't there a plastic particle or something that promotes estrogen production in humans, generally making us all a little kinder, softer, and more irrational?

Many chemicals associated with plastics, that have been known to leech out of them, mimic estrogen to some degree. Such chemicals in wastewater have supposedly been affecting species of fish that are able to change gender, causing them to become mostly female.


Hate to get all Jack D. Ripper, but given that we know many of the chemicals are environment are endocrine disruptors that typically lean them towards estrogen... yes, indeed, men, our precious bodily fluids are at stake.

/Yet another reason to give a shiat about the environment
 
2012-09-21 07:20:54 PM
Wow.

"...chemicals in our environment". Beg pardon.
 
2012-09-21 07:21:55 PM
Do people actually listen to Limbaugh, like in real life and agree with him and shiat?
 
2012-09-21 07:28:21 PM

Mugato: Do people actually listen to Limbaugh, like in real life and agree with him and shiat?


Well, maybe not "people" per se

/humanoid, but not quite sentient
 
2012-09-21 07:34:55 PM
Ohhhh... now I get that comment I saw in the linked article about Jill Biden's penis gaffe.

"The feminazis and Joe Biden have a nonaggression pact, and have allowed him to grow a penis easily 2 feet long. "
 
2012-09-21 07:39:26 PM

Mugato: Do people actually listen to Limbaugh, like in real life and agree with him and shiat?


Hell if I know. I turned him off after he made fun of then 13 year old Chelsea's looks.
 
2012-09-21 07:48:02 PM

Snatch Bandergrip: pciszek: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Isn't there a plastic particle or something that promotes estrogen production in humans, generally making us all a little kinder, softer, and more irrational?

Many chemicals associated with plastics, that have been known to leech out of them, mimic estrogen to some degree. Such chemicals in wastewater have supposedly been affecting species of fish that are able to change gender, causing them to become mostly female.

Hate to get all Jack D. Ripper, but given that we know many of the chemicals are environment are endocrine disruptors that typically lean them towards estrogen... yes, indeed, men, our precious bodily fluids are at stake.

/Yet another reason to give a shiat about the environment


Now if only the EPA would jump on this bandwagon.
 
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