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(CNN)   Paul Ryan: "Obamacare threatens Medicare, and I know a thing or two about threatening Medicare"   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 27
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2012-09-21 01:42:54 PM  
16 votes:
Deep in an underground bunker somewhere, a couple of RNC staffers are having the following conversation:

Staffer 1: "OK, let's just reset for a moment. What do we have policy wise?"
Staffer 2: "Let's go down the list. Taxes."
Staffer 1: "Most people hate those ideas. Anything else?"
Staffer 2: "Foreign policy."
Staffer 1: "Hated. Somehow people remember George W Bush and those two wars."
Staffer 2: "Welfare queens"
Staffer 1: "You mean the 47%?"
Staffer 2: "Isn't it 100% now? We made it 100%."
Staffer 1: "He really didn't sell it well."
Staffer 2: "We could court the n*gger haters."
Staffer 1: "Sewn up. Not enough votes."
Staffer 2: "Immigration."
Staffer 1: "Mostly same as n*gger haters. And not enough votes."
Staffer 2: "Guns."
Staffer 1: "Mostly same as the n*gger haters. And not enough votes."
Staffer 2: "Old people, our bread and butter."
Staffer 1: "Did you watch that AARP video? One guy threw his walker at Ryan, he was so mad. He ran out of there faster than his supposed 3hr marathon time."
Staffer 2: "Debt and deficits."
Staffer 1: "People seem to remember we ran up a lot of it. Also, the Democrats added spending cuts to their platform."
Staffer 2: "F*ck. That was a good one. Economy?"
Staffer 1: "Improving incrementally."
Staffer 2: "What about clowns? People like clowns. We have plenty of them in our party."
Staffer 1: "People fear clowns."
Staffer 2: "Abortion?"
Staffer 1: "If we go that route we will get legitimately raped."
Staffer 2: "We need a game changer. What if we replaced Mitt with a robot?"
Staffer 1: "You aren't serious. Dude, we did that years ago."
Staffer 2: "People like polar bears. Maybe some pictures of Mitt Romney with some cute cubs."
Staffer 1: "Polar bears are dying off at an amazing level due to global warming, which we don't believe in."
Staffer 2: "I don't understand why people hate our policies so much. Do they want a job?"
Staffer 1: "I think they want some sort of...society, where....where...people...help...each other?"
Staffer 2: "Eww, gross."
Staffer 1: "I know, right? It's like....ok follow me here...we should have ideas that are, what's the word?"
Staffer 2: "Good?"
Staffer 1: "Good! Yes. Good for people. Good for people! GOP 2012: We like people."
Staffer 2: "They don't want to be liked, they want us to give them a handout...or, what was it Obama said, a hand up?"
Staffer 1: "OK, OK, here's a better one. GOP 2012: We want to touch you in a good way."
Staffer 2: "Brilliant."
2012-09-21 01:22:14 PM  
4 votes:
They were saying "Booooo-yah on that sub-three-hour marathon time and 6% body fat!"
2012-09-21 04:42:13 PM  
3 votes:

Dusk-You-n-Me: Link


Ryan: "The first step to a stronger Medicare is to repeal Obamacare."
Audience: Unanimous and repeated booing
Ryan: "I had a feeling there'd be mixed reactions." 

comedy gold
2012-09-21 01:17:02 PM  
3 votes:
"You look just like my grandson, but my grandson is an ANGEL and would never DREAM of farking with my Medicare! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
2012-09-21 04:52:47 PM  
2 votes:
Smell my thumb
i.huffpost.com
smell it
2012-09-21 01:44:59 PM  
2 votes:
God damn Ryan has an annoying voice.
2012-09-21 01:06:38 PM  
2 votes:

developing: Paul Ryan pelted with Werthers Originals at AARP convention

- e mcmorris-santoro (@evanmc_s) September 21, 2012
2012-09-21 10:32:09 PM  
1 votes:

DeaH: Speech at the AARP

I really enjoyed the part where Ryan called a loud chorus boos a "mixed reaction." He's lying to the crowd who are booing him, about their boos, as they boo him. The man is a liar, but he is a liar with stones.


Well, he did perform 1500 push-ups in the time it took them to boo, so there's that.
2012-09-21 09:51:46 PM  
1 votes:

randomjsa: More like Paul Ryan continues to tell the truth about Medicare, ObamaCare, and entitlement and liberals continue to seethe over it?


Yep. That's exactly what happened. You've read this situation perfectly.

Oh, here's some OUTRAGE to go with my feigned interest in your trolling.
2012-09-21 09:44:06 PM  
1 votes:
Speech at the AARP

I really enjoyed the part where Ryan called a loud chorus boos a "mixed reaction." He's lying to the crowd who are booing him, about their boos, as they boo him. The man is a liar, but he is a liar with stones.
2012-09-21 09:41:45 PM  
1 votes:

Via Infinito: Dusk-You-n-Me: Link

LOL. They were booing the shiat out of him. It's almost as if they knew he was lying or something.


"I went to a Ryan speech and a Phillies game broke out."

"Booooooo!!"
2012-09-21 06:26:53 PM  
1 votes:
Fark: The Rise and Fall of Cletus C. Now available in large-print Kindle.
2012-09-21 06:12:14 PM  
1 votes:
Old people booing Republicans. I never thought I'd see the day.
2012-09-21 05:55:02 PM  
1 votes:

Nadie_AZ: Ryan probably thought he could convince them, and if he couldn't, he could at least take them all on.


Some of those people are war vets who have killed people with their bare hands, and some of them have nobody left in this world so they've got nothing to lose. I wouldn't get into it with an angry crowd of them.
2012-09-21 05:45:55 PM  
1 votes:
I hope Paul Ryan knows Mitt Romney only picked him because he wants to fark him.
2012-09-21 05:32:03 PM  
1 votes:

Lost Thought 00: AARP is a notoriously liberal group. It probably helps Ryan connect with ordinary Americans by having them hate him




WTF?! By who's standards? The John Birch Society?
2012-09-21 05:13:30 PM  
1 votes:
AARP is a notoriously liberal group. It probably helps Ryan connect with ordinary Americans by having them hate him
2012-09-21 04:42:55 PM  
1 votes:

Coco LaFemme: I rather enjoy the part where he got booed. A-tee-hee-hee, a-tee-hee-hee.


You mean the entire speech?
2012-09-21 04:42:36 PM  
1 votes:
So Ryan goes to talk to old, mostly white people in Louisiana and gets BOOED?

When the GOP is getting old white people in the South to boo the shiat out of them during an election year, something has gone horribly wrong.

Horribly wrong for them, I mean. Not for me. The world is always a better place when Republicans are hated enough to be taken out of power.
2012-09-21 04:41:29 PM  
1 votes:

mrshowrules: Ryan speaking to the AARP. That takes some brass.


10-4 Elanore!
2012-09-21 02:59:39 PM  
1 votes:
Good job mom, now BACK IN THE CAGE!
2012-09-21 02:24:10 PM  
1 votes:

bdub77: Deep in an underground bunker somewhere, a couple of RNC staffers are having the following conversation:

{snipped: lots of funny shiat}


-.5 for lack of 'job creators'
2012-09-21 01:32:54 PM  
1 votes:
Ryan probably thought he could convince them, and if he couldn't, he could at least take them all on.
2012-09-21 01:29:58 PM  
1 votes:
Well, those old geezers better just get ready. Whether it's through Obamacare or Ryan, we're coming to get them. We have robots to keep fueled, damnit.
2012-09-21 01:21:42 PM  
1 votes:
All my Republican friends are going to blame this loss on the media not covering Obama's horrible job. They have a built-in excuse for why the worst candidate run by either party in 60 years is losing.
2012-09-21 01:19:58 PM  
1 votes:

Walker: They know bullsh*t when they hear it.


Yup!

As we walk out of AARP, an attendee mutters to his companion, "it was a bunch of bull."

- Rebecca Kaplan (@Rebecca_CBSNJ) September 21, 2012
2012-09-21 01:04:11 PM  
1 votes:
I rather enjoy the part where he got booed. A-tee-hee-hee, a-tee-hee-hee.
 
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