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(Metro)   Monarch flight at Birmingham Airport misses all gates... hell, it missed the whole terminal   (metro.co.uk) divider line 39
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2012-09-21 12:55:51 PM
I don't think Jason Manford bought enough ad space.
 
2012-09-21 12:55:57 PM
Now arriving at gate 15, gate 16, gate 17 gate 18....
 
2012-09-21 12:56:32 PM
Can't believe it took until the 2nd reply.
 
2012-09-21 12:57:28 PM
My train called at Birmingham International 5 minutes ago, so I am hugely indifferent to this news...
 
2012-09-21 12:58:33 PM

jiggitysmith: I don't think Jason Manford bought enough ad space.


I clicked off the whole link as soon as I was confronted with that.
 
2012-09-21 12:58:43 PM
I would like to shoot subby for linking to what is nothing more than a yellow ad with a two paragraph article.

also...

images3.wikia.nocookie.net


approves.
 
2012-09-21 12:59:03 PM
But they're on instruments!
 
2012-09-21 12:59:52 PM

abhorrent1: Now arriving at gate 15, gate 16, gate 17 gate 18....


D'oh! Beat me to it.

But let's do the whole thing:

"Flight 209 now arriving, gate eight. Gate nine. Gate 10. KRAMER: Pull on a lever. Push a button! Woman on PA: Gate 13. Gate 14. Gate 15."
 
2012-09-21 01:01:49 PM
img.costumecraze.com

Thanks for flying with us!
Buh Bye
Thank you
Buh Bye
 
2012-09-21 01:03:29 PM

Kaka: [img.costumecraze.com image 472x1100]

Thanks for flying with us!
Buh Bye
Thank you
Buh Bye


Faptasic...
 
2012-09-21 01:04:25 PM
That cocoon is hard to steer.
 
2012-09-21 01:04:42 PM
Sheeit.
[Golly.]
 
2012-09-21 01:05:37 PM

meathome: I would like to shoot subby for linking to what is nothing more than a yellow ad with a two paragraph article.

also...




approves.


Thank you. I totally read the whole thing in his voice.
 
2012-09-21 01:06:29 PM
Nice.....
 
2012-09-21 01:14:24 PM
There is only one riverrrrrrrrr
 
2012-09-21 01:15:52 PM
Yellow screen of death
 
2012-09-21 01:24:48 PM
After some effort, I found the magic place which let me read more than the end of the article.

"Monarch later added that it had suspended the use of Aurela Airlines in response to the incident."
Because Aurela has a fleet of two aircraft, they don't have much flexibility in dealing with aircraft problems.
 
2012-09-21 01:26:14 PM

meathome: I would like to shoot subby for linking to what is nothing more than a yellow ad with a two paragraph article.

What is this "advertisements" of which you speak?

images3.wikia.nocookie.net

Kaka: img.costumecraze.com


imageshack.us 

/She's mine
//I saw her first
 
2012-09-21 01:27:26 PM
Well I hope it misses the Terminal! The pilot should always try to aim for the runway.

/dtfa
 
2012-09-21 01:28:45 PM
On a serious note, how the fark do you get that far off the runway while taxiing? I can understand skidding off the runway while landing but taxiing? Furthermore, FTA, "Monarch later added that it had suspended the use of Aurela Airlines in response to the incident". So in other words, your shiatty pilots farked up but you are blaming Aurela Airlines for the accident. I could be wrong but I doubt there was anything mechanically wrong with the aircraft.
 
2012-09-21 01:29:33 PM

meathome: I would like to shoot subby for linking to what is nothing more than a yellow ad with a two paragraph article.

also...

[images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 359x269]


approves.


Came to make sure this was here. Leaving proud.
 
2012-09-21 01:33:32 PM
As somebody who is going to a Jason Manford show tonight, I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2012-09-21 01:51:06 PM
i386.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-21 01:52:26 PM
farm2.static.flickr.com

/Cool costume, crappy character...
 
2012-09-21 02:13:12 PM
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2012-09-21 02:18:54 PM
It doesn't matter, it has good taste in music.
 
2012-09-21 02:31:01 PM
subby should be pistol whipped for insulting the profit.
 
2012-09-21 02:42:58 PM

Kaka: [img.costumecraze.com image 472x1100]

Thanks for flying with us!
Buh Bye
Thank you
Buh Bye


'Passengers have now safely disembarked from the aircraft and have been coached to the terminal where they are being cared for by Monarch staff.'

So for some reason - right? - I started thinking sponge baths and massages with Happy Endings . . . I have no idea why. Please help
 
2012-09-21 02:56:10 PM

abhorrent1: Now arriving at gate 15, gate 16, gate 17 gate 18....


Came exactly for this.
 
2012-09-21 03:22:04 PM
Aureola Airlines.
 
2012-09-21 03:39:05 PM
joelnickel.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-21 03:47:30 PM
qtcy5a.blu.livefilestore.com
That website put Ellen into a catotonic state.

/obscure?
 
2012-09-21 03:50:52 PM
The article mentioned nothing about Jason Manford. Is he an in your face/edgy comic or more of a word play/metaphor comic?
 
2012-09-21 05:28:09 PM
also obligatory
regretless.com
 
2012-09-21 07:17:22 PM
to the tune of "Delta Dawn" comes the song...

"Delta why don't your pilots learn to fly?"
 
2012-09-21 08:34:18 PM
What an asshole.
 
2012-09-21 08:40:54 PM
He was a menace to everything in the air... yes, birds too!
 
2012-09-21 10:25:51 PM

meathome: I would like to shoot subby for linking to what is nothing more than a yellow ad with a two paragraph article.

also...

[images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 359x269]


approves.


came for this.
 
2012-09-21 11:14:34 PM
there is no parking in the red zone.
 
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