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(CBS Pittsburgh)   Hostage situation at Gateway Center in Pittsburgh. HT is posting to Facebook and Twitter. LGT live stream   ( pittsburgh.cbslocal.com) divider line
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2012-09-21 12:18:14 PM  
5 votes:
Wow... Crosby really taking this lockout personal...
2012-09-21 12:28:42 PM  
4 votes:
"Gonna go take some hostages, lol. YOLO"
2012-09-21 12:18:31 PM  
4 votes:
"Ok, bullets are coming out now"
2012-09-21 12:27:11 PM  
3 votes:

violetvolume: MsBagel: Jeeze, Fark, it's about time. Been following this for an hour now.

Seriously, those of us who live in Pittsburgh have been following this story since we got to work this morning.


Whatever, I read about this on Reddit last week.
2012-09-21 12:24:46 PM  
3 votes:
thewisecracker.com

stay safe
2012-09-21 12:18:23 PM  
3 votes:
The important thing is that I am okay.
2012-09-21 01:57:39 PM  
2 votes:

vento: there's a report of a white male, approximately 50 years of age, that is intoxicated and just urinated on East Carson Street in the Southside. He is now laying on the sidewalk.


This is really hitting close to home. That's me.
2012-09-21 01:10:30 PM  
2 votes:

styckx: MusicMakeMyHeadPound: Am I seeing things or does that headline say "Breaking Mews"?

Come on meow, why would it say that?


"Breaking who, biatches?"

web.mit.edu
2012-09-21 01:01:42 PM  
2 votes:

Sachlpch:
His facebook reads like shyt gn dwn hil brah.


cdn.blogs.babble.com
Excuse me, I speak jive.
2012-09-21 01:00:07 PM  
2 votes:
www.choosepp.net
2012-09-21 12:18:05 PM  
2 votes:
img.photobucket.com
2012-09-21 12:15:14 PM  
2 votes:
Why would anybody hold someone hostage in Pittsburgh if it meant they had to stay in Pittsburgh themselves?
2012-09-21 05:12:39 PM  
1 vote:

Cybernetic: Altitude5280: The grammar in his Facebook messages make my brain bleed.

Should I point out the grammatical error in your post, or would you prefer to find it yourself?

/Hint: makes.


No no: grammars.

/There seemed to be more than one
//None of them English
2012-09-21 03:45:50 PM  
1 vote:
I'm over a thousand miles away in the desert southwest, but I almost know how to spell Philladelfia, so this is really hitting close to home. Damn, I have nothing to hug but this cactus here.
2012-09-21 02:18:03 PM  
1 vote:
We'll just refer to him as sideshow Bob from now on.
2012-09-21 02:11:07 PM  
1 vote:
I live in California. Pray for my safety.
2012-09-21 02:07:13 PM  
1 vote:

I'm an excellent driver: vento: Hostage is safe. The guys is coming out.

Taking hostages and admitting he's gay - it's been a busy day for this guy.


upload.wikimedia.org

It's been done before.
2012-09-21 02:00:28 PM  
1 vote:
vento: Hostage is safe. The guys is coming out.

Taking hostages and admitting he's gay - it's been a busy day for this guy.
2012-09-21 01:47:31 PM  
1 vote:
I grew up in New Jersey, which is really close to Pennsylvania, although not the part of Pennsylvania where Pittsburgh is. And I drove through Pittsburgh once, but not in the car I have now, but I'm still gonna go home and hug that car 'cause it's all I have.
2012-09-21 01:38:29 PM  
1 vote:
I had a philly cheesesteak couple years ago, this is really hitting close to home. I'm going home and mouth hugging the first person I see.
2012-09-21 01:33:35 PM  
1 vote:

Sachlpch: His facebook reads like shyt gn dwn hil brah.

 

Pittsburgh has a large Welsh population, they came here to work in the mines.
2012-09-21 01:19:03 PM  
1 vote:
I used Pittsburgh Paint on a project a couple of years ago, this is really hitting close to home.
2012-09-21 01:04:10 PM  
1 vote:
I drove through Pennsylvania once. This is really hitting close to home.

I need to go home and hug my couch.
2012-09-21 12:59:32 PM  
1 vote:

Sachlpch: His facebook reads like shyt gn dwn hil brah.


Oh: he said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
2012-09-21 12:59:22 PM  
1 vote:
No facebook page anymore...

I Interviewed for school in Erie, which is in the same state

/Surrounding myself with friends and family
//I'll be okay
2012-09-21 12:55:19 PM  
1 vote:

mc_madness: Oh my God. That's 600 miles from where I live and work.

/Going home to hug the wife and kids. These are frightening times.


Dude, I once finger banged a girl at a punk show where a friend of mine was playing who once went to a steelers game in buffalo and got a Heinz Ketchup stain on his white pants, which is made in PIttsburgh!

/Going to go home and hug my real doll
2012-09-21 12:54:46 PM  
1 vote:
...and that's what happens when you put french fries on a sandwich.
2012-09-21 12:54:30 PM  
1 vote:

xxmickeyxx: poop out the window... lol


Defacation defenestration.
2012-09-21 12:49:24 PM  
1 vote:
I have to go do things. Can someone plz facebook him not to do anything drastic for the next couple of hours? Tkx.
2012-09-21 12:47:31 PM  
1 vote:

Kaka: Well - he has made 8 new FB friends in the past hour or so. He should go on LinkedIn!


I bet one of them is ordering mass pizzas to his location as we speak
2012-09-21 12:46:51 PM  
1 vote:

Leeds: Arn_Dee: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x628]

EPIC FACEPALM

I know that girl. Holy hell. I am officially friends with a friend of the shooter.

// Awkward...


Ms. Lester's comment, "Klein plz think!!! Cuz plz." makes me think she's really Dolan.

christwire.org
Thxton plz.
2012-09-21 12:45:00 PM  
1 vote:
Oh my God. That's 600 miles from where I live and work.

/Going home to hug the wife and kids. These are frightening times.
2012-09-21 12:44:48 PM  
1 vote:
Well - he has made 8 new FB friends in the past hour or so. He should go on LinkedIn!
2012-09-21 12:43:53 PM  
1 vote:
His friends names couldn't be more stereotypical if you tried..
2012-09-21 12:30:34 PM  
1 vote:
Pray for Omarion.
2012-09-21 12:16:14 PM  
1 vote:
The Pirates slipping below .500 has finally broken someone.

A friend of mine who went to Point Park University -- he graduated in 1996 and hasn't lived in Pittsburgh since 1998 -- is on social media right now pulling a "I used to drive by that building. Man, there but for the grace of God. I gotta get home and hug my daughter" line of asspipery.
2012-09-21 11:44:23 AM  
1 vote:
I just wish the woman in the next space over would stop calling everyone she knows to ask "did you here what's going on...?" and blabbing into the phone for 10 minutes.

This is the true tragedy.
 
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