If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(WPTV)   It's not gay to run around naked with your best friend. Unless a bunch of surveillance cameras are watching you   (wptv.com) divider line 31
    More: Florida, Vero Beach, closed-circuit television, Sea of Galilee, fire tornado, doylestown, Indian River County Sheriff  
•       •       •

7668 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Sep 2012 at 12:57 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



31 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread
 
2012-09-21 10:37:11 AM
U.S. Presidents John Quincy Adams and Theodore Roosevelt also are said to have been naked swimmers, according to some accounts.

Meanwhile, Zimmerman's friend broke two cameras...


ok, skinny dipping is one of those things that's OK to do while you're young, but Presidents Adams and Roosevelt are both probably not in any shape to be skinny dipping these days.

And, why was this Zimmerman guy so preoccupied with breaking the cameras? Two dead presidents show up at my swimming pool, you'd better believe I'm going to ask them for an autograph.
 
2012-09-21 10:52:59 AM
 
2012-09-21 11:36:17 AM
A Vero.........
 
2012-09-21 11:39:13 AM
Note to Fodors. In your next issue on Florida, please include a special note to avoid guys named Zimmerman.
 
2012-09-21 12:25:31 PM
He's not bad looking . . . for a guy named Zimmerman from FL.
 
2012-09-21 12:41:56 PM
Meh.  Just glad I live in a city where clothing-optional swimming pools are A-OK with the law.
 
2012-09-21 12:44:15 PM
If running around nude with your best friend is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.
 
2012-09-21 12:48:36 PM
This is why I only run around naked in front of objects that have my exact same skin colour. Camouflage, it's not just for the army.

/am I here?
//or over here?
//how about here, my friends?
 
2012-09-21 01:01:46 PM
It wasn't immediately clear why the dudes were nude.

Dudes? really?
 
2012-09-21 01:02:21 PM
Frolic, subby. It's not gay to frolic naked with your best friend.
 
2012-09-21 01:03:58 PM

mediaho: It wasn't immediately clear why the dudes were nude.

Dudes? really?


Yeah...I stopped reading there and made a mental note to downgrade WPTV.com from "news website" to "some blog".
 
2012-09-21 01:06:33 PM
The real news is that Marco Rubio has a friend.
 
2012-09-21 01:06:37 PM
U.S. Presidents John Quincy Adams and Theodore Roosevelt also are said to have been naked swimmers, according to some accounts.

LBJ used to sit on the toilet sometimes when giving interviews to reporters.
 
2012-09-21 01:09:22 PM
Gregory Zimmerman at least wasn't carrying a concealed weapon.
 
2012-09-21 01:10:12 PM
FTA: "After several hours of swimming and drinking, the defendant, (his friend) and three unknown females left the pool deck," the affidavit states

Apparently they were nude when they smashed the camera's (lil gay) but girls did eventually show up. I'll allow it. I mean the usual chain of events is pick up girls, break into swimming area, get naked. But maybe the girls had to go back to their room to change before getting naked... Otherwise they just pulled the naked men on a group of chicks and for that, they deserve kudos
 
2012-09-21 01:13:44 PM
"We're going streaking"
 
2012-09-21 01:13:45 PM
He has bedroom eyes, by which I mean eyes that reveal all the initiative and intelligence of a fuzzy bedroom slipper.

I don't think there is any danger of anybody concluding he is gay even if he is caught on camera being double-dominated by ice skating champions in the world's gayest glitter glam costumes ever.
 
2012-09-21 01:15:44 PM
userserve-ak.last.fm
image.planete-hd.com
Dust off and nuke the family from orbit.
 
2012-09-21 01:19:13 PM
"A bunch of security cameras" is singular. There's only one bunch. A bunch of cameras is watching you.
 
2012-09-21 01:23:26 PM
My friends and I used to always skinny-dip. I still do in my pool. If someone wants to think it's gay for a good friend to come over, strip down and join me, let them. What do I care. Sun those buns!
 
ows
2012-09-21 01:27:37 PM
oooo, i like to go swimmin' with bow legged woman and swim between their legs....
 
2012-09-21 01:31:10 PM
Destroying the camera and not the machine doing the recording always works.
 
2012-09-21 01:54:32 PM
I have several times been naked with another dude and three hot girls. If you think that makes me gay... uh, ok. Think what you like. You get to pick where your eyes wander, ya know.
 
2012-09-21 02:06:05 PM
i453.photobucket.com
Wow, that's a relief!
 
2012-09-21 02:16:21 PM

Killer Cars: mediaho: It wasn't immediately clear why the dudes were nude.

Dudes? really?

Yeah...I stopped reading there and made a mental note to downgrade WPTV.com from "news website" to "some blog".


It's that Will Greenlee guy. That's his schtick. He thinks he's a comedian. I always stop reading when I see the byline is Will Greenlee.
 
2012-09-21 02:39:22 PM
pffft. i get naked every chance i can. not pretty at my age & weight but i don't give a gotdam. been that way all my life.
 
2012-09-21 02:47:38 PM
ohsnapson.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-21 02:59:40 PM

KrispyKritter: pffft. i get naked every chance i can. not pretty at my age & weight but i don't give a gotdam. been that way all my life.


That's a healthy attitude. It's your body and if you want it naked, that's your choice to make. The rest of us don't have too look if we don't want to.
 
2012-09-21 04:44:33 PM
 
2012-09-21 05:57:34 PM

JackieRabbit: KrispyKritter: pffft. i get naked every chance i can. not pretty at my age & weight but i don't give a gotdam. been that way all my life.

That's a healthy attitude. It's your body and if you want it naked, that's your choice to make. The rest of us don't have too look if we don't want to you're not a hot chick.



/ FTFY
 
2012-09-21 10:54:20 PM

Abuse Liability: camera's (lil gay) but


Read that quickly...
 
Displayed 31 of 31 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report