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(CBS Boston)   The most elaborate indecent exposure case you'll hear about today: Man arrested for faking a brain injury so he could hire a caregiver to change his underwear for him   (boston.cbslocal.com) divider line 38
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2012-09-21 11:09:11 AM
imageshack.us

Hopefully his new caretakers will be able to assist him better.
 
2012-09-21 11:22:30 AM
That seems rather lazy. Most people would just go to a bar if they were looking for a brief encounter.
 
2012-09-21 11:28:43 AM

Godscrack: [imageshack.us image 310x461]

Hopefully his new caretakers will be able to assist him better.


That guard just screams "cockmeat sandwich".
 
2012-09-21 11:42:08 AM
I like the cut of his jib...
 
2012-09-21 12:50:17 PM
Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot piiiieee!
 
2012-09-21 12:53:00 PM
Apparently penises are decent if they're connected to a damaged brain.
 
2012-09-21 12:54:28 PM

skullkrusher: Apparently penises are decent if they're connected to a damaged brain.


So you saying this dude's brain is normal?
 
2012-09-21 12:56:32 PM
Perhaps he has a peener worth showing?
 
2012-09-21 12:58:08 PM

Just another Heartland Weirdass: skullkrusher: Apparently penises are decent if they're connected to a damaged brain.

So you saying this dude's brain is normal?


hehe touche
 
2012-09-21 01:01:45 PM

interluder: Perhaps he has a peener worth showing?


That's what the Internet is for. Cam4this, Camfuthat, Chatrou-something, Ogleme, wetc...
 
2012-09-21 01:06:37 PM
I read it originally as "farking a brain injury" and was disturbed and confused.

/Skull-farking?
 
2012-09-21 01:11:39 PM
"The most elaborate indecent exposure case you'll hear about today:"

Not really.
 
2012-09-21 01:13:01 PM
yeah but what's his fark handle?

also, he was convicted of this same crime on July 30 and then proceeded to commit it again less than two months later. i'm pretty sure he actually is brain damaged.
 
2012-09-21 01:14:32 PM

Anderrhea: "The most elaborate indecent exposure case you'll hear about today:"

Not really.


Yeah, it's only a little after 1 pm here. I'm not prepared to make that kind of call yet.
 
2012-09-21 01:16:52 PM
Since nobody else has, I will ask the obvious question: "And where was Marge Simpson while Homer was doing all this?"
 
2012-09-21 01:17:47 PM

abhorrent1: Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot piiiieee!


Donny thinks vacuum!
 
2012-09-21 01:18:08 PM
For once I can say "Simpsons did not do it."

I haz a sad now.

Because that is one heck of a good plot. It sounds like Simpsons fan fic.
 
2012-09-21 01:24:01 PM
It's not really elaborate until you hire the no-armed math teacher to change your soiled undergarments with her feet.
 
2012-09-21 01:33:26 PM
Sounds like an elaborate trolling attempt.
 
2012-09-21 01:35:44 PM
i soiled my armour
 
2012-09-21 01:44:13 PM
AGAIN....he was already arrested, convicted, and forced to register as a sex offender for this last year.
He just moved from private duty nurses to craigslist.
 
2012-09-21 01:47:15 PM
Those nurses in porn are not real sonny.
 
2012-09-21 01:53:02 PM
www.spittinflicks.com

...go on...
 
2012-09-21 02:07:19 PM
kyleistheshizzandnoodles.files.wordpress.com

These are not the shorts we're looking for.
 
2012-09-21 02:08:35 PM

brantgoose: For once I can say "Simpsons did not do it."

I haz a sad now.

Because that is one heck of a good plot. It sounds like Simpsons fan fic.


As has been pointed out, 'Just Shoot Me' did that plot. A couple times.

Bonus: It was David Cross faking the brain damage

/Chicken pot piiiieeeee!
 
2012-09-21 02:11:29 PM
RoyFokker'sGhost
brantgoose: For once I can say "Simpsons did not do it."
I haz a sad now.
Because that is one heck of a good plot. It sounds like Simpsons fan fic.
As has been pointed out, 'Just Shoot Me' did that plot. A couple times.
Bonus: It was David Cross faking the brain damage
/Chicken pot piiiieeeee!

I am pretty sure Drawn Together did.
 
2012-09-21 02:42:10 PM
What stopped this guy from placing a Craigslist ad simply asking for a woman to change his soiled underwear, and skipping the whole "fake brain damage" part altogether?
 
2012-09-21 02:45:51 PM
robertdavidsullivan.typepad.com

Donny's pants are tight!!!
 
2012-09-21 03:21:49 PM
hat's off to him for discovering what his kink is. time to move to the big city and find someone who gets off on paying big money to young fellows who shiat their pants and allows others to change them. win-win.

/you ought to be in pictures...
 
2012-09-21 03:24:52 PM
If this is wrong, I don't want to know what's right.
 
2012-09-21 04:13:47 PM
Hilarious!
 
2012-09-21 04:33:08 PM
Never go full brain damage...
 
2012-09-21 04:37:31 PM
DAD ?
 
2012-09-21 05:01:03 PM
According to investigators, Carrier put an ad on Craigslist, posing as a 22-year-old who "could not control his bowel movements due to a brain injury."
Investigators later learned that Carrier was actually 24 years old...


He must be so embarrassed to be exposed like that.
 
2012-09-21 06:09:07 PM

frizzo: [robertdavidsullivan.typepad.com image 250x193]

Donny's pants are tight!!!


It's a vacuum!
 
2012-09-21 06:19:30 PM
No Fark Politics Tab jokes?
 
2012-09-21 07:43:22 PM
"I want to expose myself, but I'm too lazy to unzip my pants. What to do, what to do...I'VE GOT IT!!"
 
2012-09-21 08:38:16 PM
Since he was on Craigslist, If he had just left off the "brain injury and need a caregiver" and just had the "want someone to change my dirty underwear" he'd prolly get some replies.
 
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