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(The Sun)   Kate Upton plays with her puppies in bizarre new short film (w/video)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 59
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2012-09-21 10:36:13 AM
Let's get this started...a Kate Upton thread on a Friday? We're do for a legendary boobtastic thread.

ic.pics.livejournal.com
 
2012-09-21 10:44:05 AM
I wouldn't mind playing with her puppies, either.
 
2012-09-21 10:44:09 AM
Great Googly Moogly (NSFW)

In motion (also NSFW)
 
2012-09-21 10:44:47 AM
http://i1197.photobucket.com/albums/aa436/MrHomosapien28/kateuptoncatw alk.gif?t=1340801745

mind the URL gaps
 
2012-09-21 10:45:11 AM
Before the haters chime, let me say, on paper I get it.

I'm more partial to brunettes than blondes. And she's a little lacking in the rear quarters. And the waist-hip ratio is not ideal.

That said, in reality somehow the total is greater than the sum of the parts. Especially in her short dance videos--she knows how to work what little hips and butt she has.

If you're a straight female or gay male, that's fine. But if you're sexually attracted to women in general and do not want to hit that, I have no comprehension of that position.
 
2012-09-21 10:51:29 AM
For some reason that video reminded me of this:

Thanks, Smokey! (likely NSFW)
 
2012-09-21 10:53:29 AM

mcmnky: Before the haters chime, let me say, on paper I get it.

I'm more partial to brunettes than blondes. And she's a little lacking in the rear quarters. And the waist-hip ratio is not ideal.

That said, in reality somehow the total is greater than the sum of the parts. Especially in her short dance videos--she knows how to work what little hips and butt she has.

If you're a straight female or gay male, that's fine. But if you're sexually attracted to women in general and do not want to hit that, I have no comprehension of that position.


I concur.
 
2012-09-21 10:53:34 AM
Witness Kate as she revels in the power of her pulchritude!

i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-21 10:54:07 AM
http://i1197.photobucket.com/albums/aa436/MrHomosapien28/KateUpton-1.g if?t=1339034893 (NSFW-ish)

http://i1197.photobucket.com/albums/aa436/MrHomosapien28/kate-upton-. j pg?t=1340801909 (NSFW-ish)

http://i1197.photobucket.com/albums/aa436/MrHomosapien28/KateUpton2.g i f?t=1339034887 (SFW)

http://i1197.photobucket.com/albums/aa436/MrHomosapien28/KateUpton3.g i f?t=1339034881 (SFW)

http://i1197.photobucket.com/albums/aa436/MrHomosapien28/kateupton4.g i f?t=1339034876 (SFW)

mind the URL gaps
 
2012-09-21 10:55:55 AM
http://i1197.photobucket.com/albums/aa436/MrHomosapien28/kate_upton_m. jpg?t=1340801921 (PNSFsomeWorkplaces).

mind the gap.
 
2012-09-21 10:57:02 AM
A bookmark says what?
 
2012-09-21 11:00:12 AM

TNel: A bookmark says what?


what
 
2012-09-21 11:00:41 AM

Snapper Carr: Great Googly Moogly (NSFW)

In motion (also NSFW)




I like the cut of your jib.


/also, not a bookmark
 
2012-09-21 11:01:32 AM
i86.photobucket.com

Some good things are born in Michigan
 
2012-09-21 11:05:48 AM

thecpt: TNel: A bookmark says what?

what


What what?
 
2012-09-21 11:06:02 AM

thecpt: TNel: A bookmark says what?

what


what...

in the butt?
 
2012-09-21 11:11:05 AM
Kate reveals all. (Too large for your pathetic Earth Fark)
 
2012-09-21 11:12:17 AM

mcmnky: Before the haters chime, let me say, on paper I get it.

I'm more partial to brunettes than blondes. And she's a little lacking in the rear quarters. And the waist-hip ratio is not ideal.

That said, in reality somehow the total is greater than the sum of the parts. Especially in her short dance videos--she knows how to work what little hips and butt she has.

If you're a straight female or gay male, that's fine. But if you're sexually attracted to women in general and do not want to hit that, I have no comprehension of that position.


To summarize this far more briefly, she would fark your dick off, and I would let her.
 
2012-09-21 11:16:30 AM
She really needs to get those things out before they go off.
 
2012-09-21 11:20:25 AM

Wellon Dowd: Witness Kate as she revels in the power of her pulchritude!

[i.imgur.com image 712x950]


Ah, '70s bunny choppers. I like.
 
2012-09-21 11:35:08 AM
She has a head and face like one of those kids on Toddlers & Tiaras... She has a babyhead. She also has an awful waist-to-hip ratio (kind of like a sack of flour), and the only reason her breasts ever look any good is because she wears bikinis that are too small for her, thus causing them to spill out over the sides like half-full water balloons being carried in a thong.

To each their own, but I prefer women who don't look like over-sexualized Kewpie dolls. She has a face like a Campbell's soup kid.
 
2012-09-21 11:40:38 AM

mcmnky: If you're a straight female or gay male, that's fine. But if you're sexually attracted to women in general and do not want to hit that, I have no comprehension of that position.


This.(as well as the rest of the post more or less)
However, judging aesthetically as viewer of a plethora of boobs on the internet:
Her boobs seem to hang low. She strikes me as a luckily hot girl who isn't going to stay that way as long as some others, as if she does the minimum of working out and doesn't live a healthy lifestyle suited to maintaining a great body.

And no, i'm not a fan of fake breasts. No need for everyone to get all white knight vitriolic with, "I prefer a little sag as opposed to feeling up a couple of basketballs, so you must be gay." or whatever. She is hot, I'm just making a prediction that it won't last.
 
2012-09-21 11:51:36 AM
i184.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-21 11:56:16 AM

ZeroCorpse: She has a head and face like one of those kids on Toddlers & Tiaras... She has a babyhead. She also has an awful waist-to-hip ratio (kind of like a sack of flour), and the only reason her breasts ever look any good is because she wears bikinis that are too small for her, thus causing them to spill out over the sides like half-full water balloons being carried in a thong.

To each their own, but I prefer women who don't look like over-sexualized Kewpie dolls. She has a face like a Campbell's soup kid.


The gay store called and they need their biggest spokesman back...
Please head that way immediately.
 
2012-09-21 11:56:46 AM

Teufelaffe: For some reason that video reminded me of this:

Thanks, Smokey! (likely NSFW)


You farking monster. This video should come with a warning, I cant get that music out of my head, and the content is stuck with it.
 
2012-09-21 12:05:40 PM

mcmnky: Before the haters chime, let me say, on paper I get it.

I'm more partial to brunettes than blondes. And she's a little lacking in the rear quarters. And the waist-hip ratio is not ideal.

That said, in reality somehow the total is greater than the sum of the parts. Especially in her short dance videos--she knows how to work what little hips and butt she has.

If you're a straight female or gay male, that's fine. But if you're sexually attracted to women in general and do not want to hit that, I have no comprehension of that position.


ZeroCorpse: She has a head and face like one of those kids on Toddlers & Tiaras... She has a babyhead. She also has an awful waist-to-hip ratio (kind of like a sack of flour), and the only reason her breasts ever look any good is because she wears bikinis that are too small for her, thus causing them to spill out over the sides like half-full water balloons being carried in a thong.

To each their own, but I prefer women who don't look like over-sexualized Kewpie dolls. She has a face like a Campbell's soup kid.


Waist to hip ratio... really guys? Really?

/Studman69, knees too sharp, etc
 
2012-09-21 12:09:36 PM

ZeroCorpse: She has a head and face like one of those kids on Toddlers & Tiaras... She has a babyhead. She also has an awful waist-to-hip ratio (kind of like a sack of flour), and the only reason her breasts ever look any good is because she wears bikinis that are too small for her, thus causing them to spill out over the sides like half-full water balloons being carried in a thong.

To each their own, but I prefer women who don't look like over-sexualized Kewpie dolls. She has a face like a Campbell's soup kid.


farker...you gay.
 
2012-09-21 12:11:53 PM
Why don't all you studmen go to the gym and leave this thread for the heterosexuals here.
 
2012-09-21 12:15:43 PM
The sh*t filmmakers will do to spend the afternoon with this woman.
 
2012-09-21 12:20:40 PM
I'd do my best to change her hip/waist ratio.

/by farking her so much her hips would get wider
//I know it doesn't work that way
///would try though
 
2012-09-21 12:40:17 PM

ZeroCorpse: She has a head and face like one of those kids on Toddlers & Tiaras... She has a babyhead. She also has an awful waist-to-hip ratio (kind of like a sack of flour), and the only reason her breasts ever look any good is because she wears bikinis that are too small for her, thus causing them to spill out over the sides like half-full water balloons being carried in a thong.

To each their own, but I prefer women who don't look like over-sexualized Kewpie dolls. She has a face like a Campbell's soup kid.


7/10
 
2012-09-21 12:52:26 PM
Kate Upton is always welcomed to sit on my face and/or rub her perfect bosoms on my manhood
 
2012-09-21 01:04:39 PM
The Sun is blocked at work for being porn. Actual puppies or sweater puppies?
 
2012-09-21 01:10:42 PM

Bullseyed: The Sun is blocked at work for being porn. Actual puppies or sweater puppies?


Can't it be both?
 
2012-09-21 01:17:39 PM
When is Hugh Hefner going to give her a call?
 
2012-09-21 01:22:22 PM

texdent: When is Hugh Hefner going to give her a call?


He would just get a constant busy signal - I have her on permanent auto-dial until she finally picks up the damn phone!
 
2012-09-21 01:26:42 PM
Booooookmaaaaark!
 
2012-09-21 01:31:41 PM
Ceci n'est pas un bookmark.
 
2012-09-21 01:36:06 PM
She's my favourite plus size model.
 
2012-09-21 01:42:07 PM

omeganuepsilon: And no, i'm not a fan of fake breasts. No need for everyone to get all white knight vitriolic with, "I prefer a little sag as opposed to feeling up a couple of basketballs, so you must be gay." or whatever. She is hot, I'm just making a prediction that it won't last.


You're probably right. Not a blonde man myself. I don't know one model from another to be honest but my take on the reason this bird has captured everyone's attention is she sincerely seems to be having fun. She seemingly has no guilt about being a sexy vixen and people find that attractive. She looks like she'll put on a few pounds. As long as she retains that sparkling personality and joie de vivre she'll be ok no matter what happens to her body. Hopefully she won't go all nuts with the surgery/eating disorder crap trying to hang on.
 
2012-09-21 01:46:02 PM

JohnBigBootay: You're probably right. Not a blonde man myself. I don't know one model from another to be honest but my take on the reason this bird has captured everyone's attention is she sincerely seems to be having fun. She seemingly has no guilt about being a sexy vixen and people find that attractive. She looks like she'll put on a few pounds. As long as she retains that sparkling personality and joie de vivre she'll be ok no matter what happens to her body. Hopefully she won't go all nuts with the surgery/eating disorder crap trying to hang on.


THIS.
 
2012-09-21 01:49:46 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-09-21 02:27:51 PM
Hmmm, I'm a little bored and I've got some time on my hands, might as well head on over to FARK and do some thread shiatting....

Guess I'll start off easy, let's see what going on in the Entertainment tab....

Amanda Bynes thread. That should work. Let's see....

"Who is this chick and why should I care?".

Moving on...

Ooohhh Kate Upton thread. Nice. Not a lot of pictures, but that Michigan tourism pic that's frickking HOT! Think I'll rub a quick one out right now....

Ok, back to work...

"Kate Upton has no waist to hip ratio. She has a baby head. Her boobies are fat and she wears bikini tops that are too small"

That's some of my best work. Baby head, hahahaha.

Now that I'm warmed up, it's off to the Politics tab, Fartbongo, Rmoney, RAND PAUL, oh my....
 
2012-09-21 02:33:50 PM

JohnBigBootay: omeganuepsilon: And no, i'm not a fan of fake breasts. No need for everyone to get all white knight vitriolic with, "I prefer a little sag as opposed to feeling up a couple of basketballs, so you must be gay." or whatever. She is hot, I'm just making a prediction that it won't last.

You're probably right. Not a blonde man myself. I don't know one model from another to be honest but my take on the reason this bird has captured everyone's attention is she sincerely seems to be having fun. She seemingly has no guilt about being a sexy vixen and people find that attractive. She looks like she'll put on a few pounds. As long as she retains that sparkling personality and joie de vivre she'll be ok no matter what happens to her body. Hopefully she won't go all nuts with the surgery/eating disorder crap trying to hang on.


I do love the fun loving attitude she conveys, even wish her the best of luck in the future. Glad to see you understood me, often doesn't happen in threads like these.
 
2012-09-21 02:33:51 PM

dennysgod: [i86.photobucket.com image 535x799]

Some good things are born in Michigan


Seriously. Any hetero male that could look at this photo and not at least think "hmm, she's attractive" is full of shiat or gay.
 
2012-09-21 02:35:30 PM

21-37-42: dennysgod: [i86.photobucket.com image 535x799]

Some good things are born in Michigan

Seriously. Any hetero male that could look at this photo and not at least think "hmm, she's attractive" is full of shiat or gay.


Amen
 
2012-09-21 02:45:20 PM

omeganuepsilon: JohnBigBootay: omeganuepsilon: And no, i'm not a fan of fake breasts. No need for everyone to get all white knight vitriolic with, "I prefer a little sag as opposed to feeling up a couple of basketballs, so you must be gay." or whatever. She is hot, I'm just making a prediction that it won't last.

You're probably right. Not a blonde man myself. I don't know one model from another to be honest but my take on the reason this bird has captured everyone's attention is she sincerely seems to be having fun. She seemingly has no guilt about being a sexy vixen and people find that attractive. She looks like she'll put on a few pounds. As long as she retains that sparkling personality and joie de vivre she'll be ok no matter what happens to her body. Hopefully she won't go all nuts with the surgery/eating disorder crap trying to hang on.

I do love the fun loving attitude she conveys, even wish her the best of luck in the future.


www.tigerboard.com

Glad to see you understood me, often doesn't happen in threads like these.

Jeez, get a room.
 
2012-09-21 02:48:22 PM

Suffocate: ZeroCorpse: She has a head and face like one of those kids on Toddlers & Tiaras... She has a babyhead. She also has an awful waist-to-hip ratio (kind of like a sack of flour), and the only reason her breasts ever look any good is because she wears bikinis that are too small for her, thus causing them to spill out over the sides like half-full water balloons being carried in a thong.

To each their own, but I prefer women who don't look like over-sexualized Kewpie dolls. She has a face like a Campbell's soup kid.

7/10


Overrated, you're too generous.
 
2012-09-21 03:01:43 PM
Distressing lack of pics here. I will try to remedy in as SFW a fashion as I can.
i1145.photobucket.com

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i1145.photobucket.com

i1145.photobucket.com

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i1145.photobucket.com

i1145.photobucket.com 

/Apologize if any dupes
//Can't follow links with any speed on my connection
///But who's going to complain about extra boobies, really?
 
2012-09-21 03:06:23 PM
lambchops
 
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