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(USA Today)   Ann Romney to GOP: "STOP IT" GOP: "We don't know what that means"   (content.usatoday.com) divider line 88
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2012-09-21 09:52:53 AM
21 votes:

Skleenar: Sure, I'm kind of biased against her husband, but this woman is just about the least appealing prospective first lady I can remember.


www.truthwinsout.org
2012-09-21 09:39:41 AM
10 votes:
www.wearysloth.com

Stop it, just stop it! Thurston, have Gilligan pedal me back to our hut. I have the vapors!
2012-09-21 09:35:57 AM
9 votes:
j.wigflip.com
2012-09-21 09:36:14 AM
8 votes:
Real classy, Libs.

Make fun of a woman with MS who is obviously having some sort of mental breakdown.
2012-09-21 09:34:55 AM
7 votes:
Don't you think she looks tired?
2012-09-21 11:07:37 AM
5 votes:
i1.kym-cdn.com
2012-09-21 09:39:59 AM
5 votes:

vernonFL: Real classy, Libs.

Make fun of a woman with MS who is obviously having some sort of mental breakdown.


Don't try to pin this on Microsoft. I have a Vista machine at home and I'm doing just fine.
2012-09-21 09:35:41 AM
5 votes:
I remember this part. It's right before she starts throwing dishes at the wall and scream-crying about how nobody likes her.
2012-09-21 10:17:22 AM
4 votes:

xria: Presumably if somehow Mitt actually became President, and starts the war with Iran the GOP want so much, soon after she will whine about the Iranians shooting back, killing some Americans and making her husband look bad.


Mitt wants a war with Iran because he thinks he will get a trip to Paris out of this one as well.
2012-09-21 09:54:31 AM
4 votes:
"Stop it. This is hard. You want to try it? Get in the ring."

images.hitfix.com

"Now, who wants some Sweetums candy bars?"
2012-09-21 09:32:24 AM
4 votes:
j.wigflip.com
2012-09-21 12:03:56 PM
3 votes:

jst3p: Think about it, what is left in life that is a challenge to him?


Basic social interaction?
2012-09-21 11:08:11 AM
3 votes:
pretprieel.nl
THIS is HARD!
2012-09-21 11:02:56 AM
3 votes:

Bloody William: Znuh: Not that it hasn't already, but the curtain's been pulled back. I guess having everything handed to you (thanks to Dad) really doesn't make things easier.

If only he'd been born to a poor Mexican family.

Incidentally, that's something I'm going to start using. "I'd do better at Counter-Strike if I'd been born to a poor Mexican family."



If American history has taught us nothing else, we can feel comfortable in knowing that it is very hard for a rich white man to become president. Especially compared with a Latino. Can you name a single time where a white man went against a latino in the general election and won?
2012-09-21 10:39:02 AM
3 votes:
j.wigflip.com

j.wigflip.com

growlersoftware.com
2012-09-21 10:01:14 AM
3 votes:
j.wigflip.com
2012-09-21 09:46:24 AM
3 votes:
imageshack.us


Sure, I'm kind of biased against her husband, but this woman is just about the least appealing prospective first lady I can remember.
2012-09-21 09:34:09 AM
3 votes:
We know who the driver really is.

www.canyoncountryzephyr.com
2012-09-21 09:32:10 AM
3 votes:

Bontesla: This is what entitlement looks like.


This spring on Bravo, Real Housewives of the GOP!
2012-09-21 08:52:02 AM
3 votes:
"Stop it. This is hard. You want to try it? Get in the ring," Romney told the Radio Iowa show yesterday.

LOL.

Would you like some cheese with your whine, Mrs Romney?
2012-09-21 03:09:53 PM
2 votes:

Rapmaster2000: www.gannett-cdn.com

What is that? A silk t-shirt with a zipper down the front?


Apparently she bought the set:

j.wigflip.com
2012-09-21 12:34:41 PM
2 votes:
Trish K. @tkaz99

Dear @AnnDRomney Having a husband dying of cancer & a multi-millionaire threatening to take away Healthcare #THISishard Lady! You have nerve

Katey @HappyExhaustion

Ann Romney would very much like to send us all to our rooms without our dinner for being ungrateful for the gift of Reversible Mittens.


"Reversible Mittens", I love it.
2012-09-21 12:19:23 PM
2 votes:
i.qkme.me
2012-09-21 11:47:35 AM
2 votes:
i194.photobucket.com
2012-09-21 11:11:38 AM
2 votes:
pretprieel.nl
A young Paul Ryan thinks of ways to help the lesser fortunate
2012-09-21 11:01:32 AM
2 votes:

StoneColdAtheist: Skleenar:
[imageshack.us image 620x388]

Sure, I'm kind of biased against her husband, but this woman is just about the least appealing prospective first lady I can remember.

WHAT THE FARK is wrong with her jaw? Did she have her mandible widened, or something?


www.tvgasm.com
her face looks like a cathcers mitt.
2012-09-21 10:48:06 AM
2 votes:

pxlboy: xalres: For a few days his campaign went from funny to kind of sad. This just pushed it back into funny territory. Awwww, what's wrong? Are the big meanies hurting little Mitty's feelings? Is he gonna go sulk in a corner until they stop saying mean things about him? Jesus, grow the fark up lady. This is politics. If your husband can't handle a little well deserved ribbing over his asinine remarks then he shouldn't be campaigning for the job of leader of the free world.

I get the feeling the Romneys aren't used to having to answer to anyone about anything.

That encapsulates it entirely. It's their patrician contempt that they can't hide and seem genuinely surprised when called out on it.


I keep wondering what's going to happen at the debates when Romney has to deal with a black man that is younger than him and that outranks him and cannot just be dismissed.

/ Yes, he may just call him 'boy'
2012-09-21 10:38:49 AM
2 votes:

ArkPanda: Skarekrough: Mitt's reference to her as a "secret weapon" falls in line with the knowledge he has shown of the military and foreign affairs.

No, he was just watching Secret Weapons of the Nazis on the History Channel. She fits right in with the giant unicycle tanks and jet-powered flying saucers.


Remember when the Russians tried to train dogs to suicide bomb tanks and the dogs kept running under Russian tanks? Ann Romney, ladies and gentlemen.
2012-09-21 10:31:19 AM
2 votes:
GOP WILL EAT ITSELF.
2012-09-21 10:30:00 AM
2 votes:

imontheinternet: unexplained bacon: She's right, it's extremely hard to run for president. Was she not aware of this?

it's hard for someone like McCain, or Clinton and it's damn sure hard for someone like Mitt. I wouldn't want to be standing in front of the entire country trying to sell Mitt. In fact I wouldn't do it, not for anything. Her and Mitt seem to think this was something they wanted to do, well here you are.

What? stop being mean? uh.....

Running for president doesn't work that way, they'll stop when it's over. Actually they'll tear team Mitt apart for the fail, then they'll stop. Actually they'll drag his carcass out every election for the next decade as an example of what not to do....then they'll stop. maybe

/enjoy

Millions of years from now, when the human race is extinct, alien archaeologists will comb through the ruins of Earth and marvel at the horrendous disaster that was the Romney 2012 campaign. The word "romney" will be adopted in their language to refer to a person as a farkwit who squanders every advantage he has by his sheer dickishness. Millions of years later, that alien civilization too will become extinct, and then they'll stop. Maybe.


Stop it Amanda Bynes, you're romneying your life!
2012-09-21 10:26:54 AM
2 votes:

unexplained bacon: She's right, it's extremely hard to run for president. Was she not aware of this?

it's hard for someone like McCain, or Clinton and it's damn sure hard for someone like Mitt. I wouldn't want to be standing in front of the entire country trying to sell Mitt. In fact I wouldn't do it, not for anything. Her and Mitt seem to think this was something they wanted to do, well here you are.

What? stop being mean? uh.....

Running for president doesn't work that way, they'll stop when it's over. Actually they'll tear team Mitt apart for the fail, then they'll stop. Actually they'll drag his carcass out every election for the next decade as an example of what not to do....then they'll stop. maybe

/enjoy


Millions of years from now, when the human race is extinct, alien archaeologists will comb through the ruins of Earth and marvel at the horrendous disaster that was the Romney 2012 campaign. The word "romney" will be adopted in their language to refer to a person as a farkwit who squanders every advantage he has by his sheer dickishness. Millions of years later, that alien civilization too will become extinct, and then they'll stop. Maybe.
2012-09-21 10:26:52 AM
2 votes:
"You wanna antagonize me? Antagonize me motherfarker!
Get in the ring motherfarker! And I'll kick your biatchy little ass...Punk!" - Ann Romney
2012-09-21 09:56:28 AM
2 votes:
Don't fret Egg, there is always money in the banana stand.
2012-09-21 09:47:21 AM
2 votes:
Mrs. Romney... You're not helping. Really, seriously, you're not helping your husband with stuff like this.

And why does the LIBERAL main stream MSM media keep picking on this woman. Can't she go on a national radio broadcast without people listening to it or talking about it?
2012-09-21 09:42:10 AM
2 votes:
Just two years into his first term, President Romney's disastrous Unchained America Act of massive tax cuts for the wealthy and wholesale deregulation of Wall Street has led to an economic disaster far greater than the '08 crash. Some economists are calling this new downturn the Greater Depression. In other news, 87 US soldiers were killed today in blasts throughout Iran by the increasingly emboldened insurgency.

In a radio interview the First Lady addressed protestors across the nation, saying that we should stop criticizing the president because being president is difficult, and Mitt is trying as hard as he can.
2012-09-21 09:41:55 AM
2 votes:
Hey, Ann,

i158.photobucket.com
2012-09-21 09:39:02 AM
2 votes:
Someone needs to 'shop Ann's face onto this: 

i.qkme.me
2012-09-21 09:36:44 AM
2 votes:

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: I remember this part. It's right before she starts throwing dishes at the wall and scream-crying about how nobody likes her.


Wait until she finds out Romney child #5 has been hanging his shirts on wire hangers.
2012-09-21 09:35:59 AM
2 votes:
"Stop it. This is hard. You want to try it? Get in the ring,"

I think this was her defense of dressage as well.
2012-09-21 09:04:20 AM
2 votes:
What, she pissed off her husband's dad got more pussy than him?



/obscure?
2012-09-22 10:25:41 PM
1 votes:

sprawl15: Skleenar: Sure, I'm kind of biased against her husband, but this woman is just about the least appealing prospective first lady I can remember.

[imageshack.us image 550x450]


"LOVE THAT JOKER!"
2012-09-21 04:16:34 PM
1 votes:
"I accept the Republican nomination" Mitt Rmoney
"Stop it. This is hard. You want to try it? Get in the ring" Ann Romney
Newt, Bachmann, Perry, Huntsman, Cain "Ok get the fark out of the way"
2012-09-21 02:59:32 PM
1 votes:
imageshack.us
2012-09-21 02:36:02 PM
1 votes:

namegoeshere: Does this remind you of anyone?

Glibness and Superficial Charm
Manipulative and Cunning
Grandiose Sense of Self
Feels entitled to certain things as "their right."
Lack of Remorse, Shame or Guilt
Shallow Emotions
Callousness/Lack of Empathy
Poor Behavioral Controls/Impulsive Nature
Contemptuous of those who seek to understand them
Does not perceive that anything is wrong with them
Authoritarian
Secretive
Paranoid
Only rarely in difficulty with the law, but seeks out situations where their tyrannical behavior will be tolerated, condoned, or admired
Conventional appearance
Goal of enslavement of their victim(s)
Exercises despotic control over every aspect of the victim's life
Has an emotional need to justify their crimes and therefore needs their victim's affirmation (respect, gratitude and love)
Ultimate goal is the creation of a willing victim
Incapable of real human attachment to another
Unable to feel remorse or guilt
Extreme narcissism and grandiose
May state readily that their goal is to rule the world

Because, guess what those are...


winterwhile?
2012-09-21 02:25:02 PM
1 votes:

namegoeshere: Does this remind you of anyone?

Glibness and Superficial Charm
Manipulative and Cunning
Grandiose Sense of Self
Feels entitled to certain things as "their right."
Lack of Remorse, Shame or Guilt
Shallow Emotions
Callousness/Lack of Empathy
Poor Behavioral Controls/Impulsive Nature
Contemptuous of those who seek to understand them
Does not perceive that anything is wrong with them
Authoritarian
Secretive
Paranoid
Only rarely in difficulty with the law, but seeks out situations where their tyrannical behavior will be tolerated, condoned, or admired
Conventional appearance
Goal of enslavement of their victim(s)
Exercises despotic control over every aspect of the victim's life
Has an emotional need to justify their crimes and therefore needs their victim's affirmation (respect, gratitude and love)
Ultimate goal is the creation of a willing victim
Incapable of real human attachment to another
Unable to feel remorse or guilt
Extreme narcissism and grandiose
May state readily that their goal is to rule the world

Because, guess what those are...


My strategy on Civ 5?
2012-09-21 01:39:53 PM
1 votes:
You know, when I want people to back off and stop criticizing me, whining about them being mean almost always works.
2012-09-21 01:24:46 PM
1 votes:

All2morrowsparTs: "once you unzip him he is a big softy" or something like that.


Or he's got erectile dysfunction.
2012-09-21 12:58:06 PM
1 votes:

ignatius_crumbcake: All2morrowsparTs: So, it looks like the FARK IndepentantsTM are speechless.
Maybe it is too hard to defend this.

FARK Independants frighten easily, but they'll be back, and in with greater higher numbers.

2012-09-21 12:46:44 PM
1 votes:

sweetmelissa31: [i194.photobucket.com image 514x308]


i.imgur.com
2012-09-21 12:35:01 PM
1 votes:

theorellior: unexplained bacon: I pretty much expect Mitt to come off very stiff and uncomfortable. Lots of awkward moments.

I still say there's a small but non-zero chance that Mitt will overflow a memory buffer and the entire nation will be treated to the scene of a major party presidential candidate getting a beatdown by the Secret Service as he lunges forward, his hands lusting for the neck of the President of the United States.


I've been saying something similar for a while: as this wears on and, and he's operating on 3 or 4 hours a night sleep and endless travel, he'll at some point just snap and slap a staffer, reporter, or some random person who just happens to get in his way by not showing the deference he's always felt he deserved.
2012-09-21 11:39:03 AM
1 votes:

Sock Ruh Tease: make me some tea: Another gem from the secretly recorded conversation was what Mitt said about his wife: "We--we uh... we use Ann sparingly right now so that people don't get tired of her."

I think I see what he's getting at now.

Sounds like Mitt passes her around to his advisers. Let's hope for her sake that one of his advisers is Rafalca.


If that's the case, the horse should be renamed Incitatus.
2012-09-21 11:34:02 AM
1 votes:
I think the Romney campaign is using Ann sparingly not because they don't want the public to get tired of her, but because she's obnoxious.
2012-09-21 11:22:11 AM
1 votes:

StoneColdAtheist: Skleenar:
[imageshack.us image 620x388]

Sure, I'm kind of biased against her husband, but this woman is just about the least appealing prospective first lady I can remember.

WHAT THE FARK is wrong with her jaw? Did she have her mandible widened, or something?


When you chew on scenery as hard as she's done, it leaves its mark...
2012-09-21 11:18:13 AM
1 votes:

Rapmaster2000: [www.gannett-cdn.com image 420x278]

What is that? A silk t-shirt with a zipper down the front?


digitaljournal.com

kinky...
2012-09-21 11:16:52 AM
1 votes:

StoneColdAtheist: Sure, I'm kind of biased against her husband, but this woman is just about the least appealing prospective first lady I can remember.

WHAT THE FARK is wrong with her jaw? Did she have her mandible widened, or something?


There is some disease that affects republican women. It's a genetic mutation of sorts, probably related to a defect that is also present in the frontal lobe of the brain as well.

i48.tinypic.comi50.tinypic.comi48.tinypic.com
2012-09-21 11:15:18 AM
1 votes:
www.gannett-cdn.com

What is that? A silk t-shirt with a zipper down the front?
2012-09-21 11:14:36 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-09-21 11:13:53 AM
1 votes:
imageshack.us
2012-09-21 11:13:31 AM
1 votes:

unexplained bacon: I pretty much expect Mitt to come off very stiff and uncomfortable. Lots of awkward moments.


I still say there's a small but non-zero chance that Mitt will overflow a memory buffer and the entire nation will be treated to the scene of a major party presidential candidate getting a beatdown by the Secret Service as he lunges forward, his hands lusting for the neck of the President of the United States.
2012-09-21 11:10:30 AM
1 votes:
Sorry Ann, but I don't think you can scold people into electing your husband. That's kinda the opposite of how politics work.
2012-09-21 10:45:32 AM
1 votes:
If she can't stand the heat, then she needs to stay out of the kitchen...


Whew! Lucky for her she doesn't KNOW where her kitchens are, she's got staff for that.
2012-09-21 10:44:03 AM
1 votes:

"Get in the ring."

Okay. I'm now announcing my candidacy for president.

This November, vote for Crazy!
2012-09-21 10:39:44 AM
1 votes:
Because that's exactly the line we want either of them to utter when the shiat hits the fan.

To Putin / China / etc. during trade negotiations: "Stop it, this is hard."

To Iran / Israel / Nonsense in the Middle East: "Stop it, this is hard."

Not that it hasn't already, but the curtain's been pulled back. I guess having everything handed to you (thanks to Dad) really doesn't make things easier.

But, it's not hard to screw 47% of Americans, to hire a sociopath for VP, etc. etc. etc.

It's like looking at a parasite that's getting annoyed as it desperately tries to get a hold of your skin and precious, precious blood, if only you wouldn't keep flicking it away.....
2012-09-21 10:37:41 AM
1 votes:

Kuta: GOP WILL EAT ITSELF.


Ich bin ein Mormonlander

/nothin'
2012-09-21 10:28:33 AM
1 votes:
Mitt's reference to her as a "secret weapon" falls in line with the knowledge he has shown of the military and foreign affairs.
2012-09-21 10:28:12 AM
1 votes:
j.wigflip.com
2012-09-21 10:25:52 AM
1 votes:
John McCain @SenJohnMcCain

Ann Romney is right - we're a little tired of these armchair generals. "Ann Romney to critics: 'Stop it. This is hard'"
2012-09-21 10:18:47 AM
1 votes:
I think it is damn noble of the Romneys to campaign so hard and so effectively for the President. It really shows how much they believe in the path that the nation is on now...
2012-09-21 10:10:44 AM
1 votes:

Skleenar: [imageshack.us image 620x388]


Sure, I'm kind of biased against her husband, but this woman is just about the least appealing prospective first lady I can remember.


Prospective First-Spouse

img23.imageshack.us

/Probably still more appealing than Ann, even for a hetboy
2012-09-21 10:08:15 AM
1 votes:
She's right, it's extremely hard to run for president. Was she not aware of this?

it's hard for someone like McCain, or Clinton and it's damn sure hard for someone like Mitt. I wouldn't want to be standing in front of the entire country trying to sell Mitt. In fact I wouldn't do it, not for anything. Her and Mitt seem to think this was something they wanted to do, well here you are.

What? stop being mean? uh.....

Running for president doesn't work that way, they'll stop when it's over. Actually they'll tear team Mitt apart for the fail, then they'll stop. Actually they'll drag his carcass out every election for the next decade as an example of what not to do....then they'll stop. maybe

/enjoy
2012-09-21 10:06:27 AM
1 votes:

Mercutio74: From Ann Romney's preposterous mouth:

"It's time for all Americans to realize how significant this election is and how lucky we are to have someone with Mitt's qualifications and experience and know-how to be able to have the opportunity to run this country."

And what qualifications and experience are we talking about? Mitt's certainly not running on his gubernatorial record. If he talks about Bain he'll have to release his tax returns. So, what have you got for us "lucky" people, Ann?


We should feel honored that someone of his stature and breeding should ever deign to think about leading people like us, uncouth wastrels that we are. The fact that we don't just give him the position he so richly deserves is the height of ungrateful uppishness.
2012-09-21 09:59:53 AM
1 votes:

pxlboy: xalres: For a few days his campaign went from funny to kind of sad. This just pushed it back into funny territory. Awwww, what's wrong? Are the big meanies hurting little Mitty's feelings? Is he gonna go sulk in a corner until they stop saying mean things about him? Jesus, grow the fark up lady. This is politics. If your husband can't handle a little well deserved ribbing over his asinine remarks then he shouldn't be campaigning for the job of leader of the free world.

I get the feeling the Romneys aren't used to having to answer to anyone about anything.

That encapsulates it entirely. It's their patrician contempt that they can't hide and seem genuinely surprised when called out on it.


Why can't you plebes just make me President? Why do I have to be, like, competent and things? Don't you know my daddy ran for President and I'm rich?
2012-09-21 09:59:36 AM
1 votes:
OBAMA: Yes, Ann! Let the hate flow through you! Watch as my forces destroy your friends! Join me now, or be destroyed! MWAHAHAHAHA!
2012-09-21 09:52:56 AM
1 votes:

sprawl15: Skleenar: Sure, I'm kind of biased against her husband, but this woman is just about the least appealing prospective first lady I can remember.

[imageshack.us image 550x450]


Scott Thompson was freaking hilarious as that character!

/I miss that show.
2012-09-21 09:52:47 AM
1 votes:
j.wigflip.com
2012-09-21 09:48:51 AM
1 votes:

Skleenar: Sure, I'm kind of biased against her husband, but this woman is just about the least appealing prospective first lady I can remember.


imageshack.us
2012-09-21 09:48:22 AM
1 votes:
I just find it hilarious that Democrats are attacking a Smart, Sexy, and Powerful™ woman like Ann "That's The Bottom Line Because Ann" Romney "Said So". So much for the liberal lie that Democrats support women.
2012-09-21 09:48:00 AM
1 votes:

born_yesterday: Can he just quit? Like, just stop running for President? Probably do more good than flailing around at this point.


yes he could bet then Adelson would send out hitmen to kill him
2012-09-21 09:47:56 AM
1 votes:
She seems appalled people don't know she is supposed to be the First Lady.
2012-09-21 09:45:57 AM
1 votes:
For a few days his campaign went from funny to kind of sad. This just pushed it back into funny territory. Awwww, what's wrong? Are the big meanies hurting little Mitty's feelings? Is he gonna go sulk in a corner until they stop saying mean things about him? Jesus, grow the fark up lady. This is politics. If your husband can't handle a little well deserved ribbing over his asinine remarks then he shouldn't be campaigning for the job of leader of the free world.

I get the feeling the Romneys aren't used to having to answer to anyone about anything.
2012-09-21 09:38:23 AM
1 votes:

digistil: kid_icarus: I don't think it helps you when your wife steps in to defend you. You're suppose to be proving you have the stones to be the Commander In Chief.

This is exactly what I thought as well. It makes him look like a pussy.


I disagree. It shows her integrity, how she's willing to stand up and end the suffrage of women throughout this country.
2012-09-21 09:35:21 AM
1 votes:
Here's what former Reagan speechwriter Peggy Noonan wrote last night for The Wall Street Journal about Mitt Romney's presidential campaign:

This week I called it incompetent, but only because I was being polite. I really meant 'rolling calamity.'


Holy shiat, even she's seriously badmouthing the campaign? Awesome.
2012-09-21 09:35:05 AM
1 votes:
j.wigflip.com
2012-09-21 09:29:43 AM
1 votes:
This is what entitlement looks like.
2012-09-21 09:29:17 AM
1 votes:
Hey Ann, GFY!
2012-09-21 09:11:22 AM
1 votes:
If she can't handle a campaign, she's going to have a nervous breakdown when Mitt's President.
2012-09-21 09:08:37 AM
1 votes:
This week I called it incompetent, but only because I was being polite. I really meant 'rolling calamity.'

So many lulz in that.
2012-09-21 09:07:19 AM
1 votes:
Mitt needs to go back to when he "use[d] her sparingly, so people don't get tired of her"

/his words not mine
 
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