If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(TMZ)   A publicist, a lawyer, and an agent walk into a bar, decide to drop their representation of Amanda Bynes   (tmz.com) divider line 49
    More: Followup, Amanda Bynes, publicists, special agents  
•       •       •

5319 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 21 Sep 2012 at 12:09 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



49 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread
 
2012-09-21 09:31:50 AM
This was your daily fark.com TMZ Amanda report, because if you don't read it here, you probably don't give a shiat
 
2012-09-21 10:11:29 AM
Crap, this was somewhat amusing at first but now it's just stupid.
 
2012-09-21 10:15:40 AM

DanZero: This was your daily fark.com TMZ Amanda report, because if you don't read it here, you probably don't give a shiat


They seem to have taken precedence over Kim Kardashian headlines, so there is a silver lining
 
2012-09-21 10:57:49 AM

DanZero: This was your daily fark.com TMZ Amanda report, because if you don't read it here, you probably don't give a shiat


And even after having read it here, I still don't give a sh*t
 
2012-09-21 11:29:24 AM
Who?
 
2012-09-21 12:15:24 PM
Nobody wants to earn their money anymore.
 
2012-09-21 12:18:59 PM
i239.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-21 12:23:38 PM

DanZero: This was your daily fark.com TMZ Amanda report, because if you don't read it here, you probably don't give a shiat


MaudlinMutantMollusk: DanZero: This was your daily fark.com TMZ Amanda report, because if you don't read it here, you probably don't give a shiat

And even after having read it here, I still don't give a sh*t


bdub77: Who?


DrKillPatient: [i239.photobucket.com image 500x500]




I love it when nimrods who "don't give a sh*t" post in threads to let us know they don't give a sh*t. 

Edgy and hip.
 
2012-09-21 12:25:51 PM
She was perfect until 12 months ago? I give her another 12 before she ends up hospitalized after acting out.

/where is her family?
 
2012-09-21 12:27:15 PM

Psycoholic_Slag: Edgy and hip.


But the important thing is that you get to look down your nose at all of them.

/at least they were on-topic
 
2012-09-21 12:27:53 PM
I love when trolls who "don't give a sh*t" post to threads they are pretending to ignore to let us know how above it all they are.

Edgy and hip.
 
2012-09-21 12:40:15 PM
she must be broke.
 
2012-09-21 12:43:23 PM
The article does nothing to explain who this person is and why we should care that she's not being represented. When the newspaper qualifies Tom Cruise as "the 50-year-old Top Gun star", that means that you probably also need to explain why some bottle-blonde disposadork is notable enough for us to pretend to care who her friends are. It's not elitism, it's elementary goddamned journalism.

But yes, all celebrity "news" is worthless shiat.
 
2012-09-21 12:43:31 PM
It's been said before, and I'll say it again:

i202.photobucket.com

What a waste. Cute face, tight body, and killer legs. You have to be an idiot to blow that.
 
2012-09-21 12:53:14 PM
FTA - As for Amanda, sources close to the 26-year-old tell us ... Bynes feels she no longer needs their services because she's retired from acting and moving into another line of work -- fashion.


Translation: Cocaine's a helluva drug!
 
2012-09-21 01:00:43 PM
It's going to be a great harvest this year.
 
2012-09-21 01:01:33 PM
Sounds like someone is "Sheening" her career away.
 
2012-09-21 01:05:01 PM
I would gladly represent her.....even have a couple "movie" ideas that we could start shooting immediately.

Hairshaved - about a young French girl who discovered the hygenic benefits of shaving
What I Like to do to You - a S&M art film
Easy Access - about the joys of using the back door
 
2012-09-21 01:12:13 PM

Flakeloaf: The article does nothing to explain who this person is and why we should care that she's not being represented. When the newspaper qualifies Tom Cruise as "the 50-year-old Top Gun star", that means that you probably also need to explain why some bottle-blonde disposadork is notable enough for us to pretend to care who her friends are. It's not elitism, it's elementary goddamned journalism.

But yes, all celebrity "news" is worthless shiat.


Amanda Bynes' management team is abandoning ship -- her agent, publicist and entertainment lawyer have all dropped the actress as a client in the past couple of weeks ... TMZ has learned.

Sources connected to Bynes tell us ... all 3 people are telling similar stories -- Bynes was a dream client for years ... but she became extremely difficult in the past 12 months, some say uncontrollable.

One source tells us the management team hasn't been able to get in touch with Bynes for the past month -- no phone calls, no visits, nada.

According to one source, all 3 members of the team made multiple efforts to help Amanda before she went radio silent -- but Bynes was not receptive.

Eventually, the team decided to cut bait ... acknowledging they can't help someone that doesn't want to be helped.

As for Amanda, sources close to the 26-year-old tell us ... Bynes feels she no longer needs their services because she's retired from acting and moving into another line of work -- fashion.

We tried to reach out to a rep for Bynes -- but, well, she doesn't have one anymore.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2012/09/21/amanda-bynes-dropped-agent-publicist-law yer/#ixzz277pBAIqf
 
2012-09-21 01:30:01 PM

yeegrek: It's been said before, and I'll say it again:



What a waste. Cute face, tight body, and killer legs. You have to be an idiot to blow that.


'To blow that'?

you're doing it wrong
 
2012-09-21 01:36:04 PM

MagSeven: actress


So what? Every waiter, taxi driver and typist within a three-day drive of Hollywood is a friggin "actress". Stage, screen or television? When? In what? Did she do something useful? And if it's television you'd better not say reality show or I'm turning this message board right around until you explain what makes the Jersey Shore jackoffs actors.

Don't even read this article. Just read the byline. Everyone knows who Ernest frigging Borgnine was, but before the journalism even starts they tell us who he was, what he did and that he did it well.

This? This is an arm. It was drawn by nobody. It is worth nothing.
 
2012-09-21 02:01:46 PM
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-09-21 02:20:16 PM

Flakeloaf: MagSeven: actress

So what? Every waiter, taxi driver and typist within a three-day drive of Hollywood is a friggin "actress". Stage, screen or television? When? In what? Did she do something useful? And if it's television you'd better not say reality show or I'm turning this message board right around until you explain what makes the Jersey Shore jackoffs actors.

Don't even read this article. Just read the byline. Everyone knows who Ernest frigging Borgnine was, but before the journalism even starts they tell us who he was, what he did and that he did it well.

This? This is an arm. It was drawn by nobody. It is worth nothing.


Too bad you don't have access to the internet, cause then you could have googled her name to find out who she was. Darn it.
 
2012-09-21 02:35:04 PM

MagSeven: We tried to reach out to a rep for Bynes -- but, well, she doesn't have one anymore.


That made me lol for some odd reason
 
2012-09-21 02:38:15 PM

yeegrek: What a waste. Cute face, tight body, and killer legs. You have to be an idiot black man to blow nail that.

 
2012-09-21 02:38:50 PM
Is it me or does her face look a lot rounder than it did when she was younger. She almost looks like shes suffering from Cushings.
 
2012-09-21 03:05:52 PM

airsupport: yeegrek: What a waste. Cute face, tight body, and killer legs. You have to be an idiot black man to blow nail that.


So the story goes....

Video or it didn't happen.
 
2012-09-21 03:06:42 PM

Flakeloaf: The article does nothing to explain who this person is and why we should care that she's not being represented


Nor does it need to. It's a celebrity gossip rag, not a news organization. If you're reading it, you already know who these people are.
 
2012-09-21 03:11:57 PM
Hopefully she's still out looking for Amanda please.
 
2012-09-21 03:35:24 PM

airsupport: yeegrek: What a waste. Cute face, tight body, and killer legs. You have to be an idiot black man to blow nail that.


Her ass is way to small for the average black man.
 
2012-09-21 03:56:10 PM

max_pooper: airsupport: yeegrek: What a waste. Cute face, tight body, and killer legs. You have to be an idiot black man to blow nail that.

Her ass is way to small for the average black man.


she likes the dark meat. it is pretty well known. she also likes to run into things in her car, use illegal substances in public and pass out in public dressing rooms for a couple hours.
 
2012-09-21 04:03:38 PM
I actually think this whole thing is really sad. I used to really like her. She was cute, talented, and funny in my opinion. I thought she would have a very successful career. It's really unfortunate that these girls who have everything in the world going for them, beauty, talent (okay sometimes this is questionable), money, fame, etc. just throw it all away. Most of us would kill to be in that position, at least to some degree. I'm not sure if it makes me more sad or angry at them for doing this to themselves.
 
2012-09-21 04:25:06 PM

bdub77: Who?


same here. i have no idea who she is. does that mean i'm old?
 
2012-09-21 04:29:05 PM
stir22


bdub77: Who?

same here. i have no idea who she is. does that mean i'm old?



naaa....just blissfully ignorant
 
2012-09-21 04:46:11 PM

PillsHere: I actually think this whole thing is really sad. I used to really like her. She was cute, talented, and funny in my opinion. I thought she would have a very successful career. It's really unfortunate that these girls who have everything in the world going for them, beauty, talent (okay sometimes this is questionable), money, fame, etc. just throw it all away. Most of us would kill to be in that position, at least to some degree. I'm not sure if it makes me more sad or angry at them for doing this to themselves.


I find it hard to blame her because based on her looks and the fact that she was a celebrity from a young age, people around her have more than likely kissed her ass for years. How many times do you think this girl has ever heard somebody say to her, "You know, maybe this isn't such a good idea" or even the word, "no"?
 
2012-09-21 04:46:40 PM

DrySocket: She almost looks like shes suffering from Cushings.


Looks like she has puffy alcohol face*.
 
*Puffy alchol face is not an actual disease
 
2012-09-21 05:08:23 PM
So she wants to try out the whole fashion biz? Kinda dumb to get into something that risky,. She probably could have cut back on acting gigs and done her fashion thing and stopped acting if that took off.
 
2012-09-21 05:29:11 PM
She hooked on drugs, yet?
 
2012-09-21 06:11:18 PM

yeegrek: It's been said before, and I'll say it again:

[i202.photobucket.com image 400x853]

What a waste. Cute face, tight body, and killer legs. You have to be an idiot to blow that.


My god, I hope she doesn't have a penis hidden in there.
 
2012-09-21 07:53:26 PM
Posting in a thread about the personal tribulations of a famous person to say you don't care, anyone who bothers to RTFA is a fool ... is it trying to be ironic (edgy, hip, self-undermining)? Maybe just way of expressing butthurt to mods who green starlet-in-trouble stories and never poster's Boobies-tagged submissions?

//not subby, schadenfreude/tmz = guilty pleasure
 
2012-09-21 09:39:02 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Hopefully she's still out looking for Amanda please.


Come closer. I want you to know really know how I feel about what you did there.
 
2012-09-21 10:43:10 PM
At first I was like " this is ridiculous"

Now it's just sad, since I remember how much potential she had coming out of the 90's.

I hope she gets her act back together.
 
2012-09-21 11:16:36 PM
i48.tinypic.com

Amanda thread without pictures?

The My Little Pony Killer: She was perfect until 12 months ago? I give her another 12 before she ends up hospitalized after acting out.

/where is her family?


Good question, is Amanda Bynes an orphan? Was she adopted by Nickelodeon at birth?
 
2012-09-22 02:07:11 AM

PillsHere: Most of us would kill to be in that position


And that is why you fail.

Try living up to your dreams.

The stench of failure is obscuring my fark. I'm going to go somewhere else to feel superior.
 
2012-09-22 02:47:43 AM

Flakeloaf: The article does nothing to explain who this person is and why we should care that she's not being represented. When the newspaper qualifies Tom Cruise as "the 50-year-old Top Gun star", that means that you probably also need to explain why some bottle-blonde disposadork is notable enough for us to pretend to care who her friends are. It's not elitism, it's elementary goddamned journalism.

But yes, all celebrity "news" is worthless shiat.


Are you honestly expecting even "elementary goddamned journalism" from TMZ? I mean, really? They separate every single sentence with an ellipsis, for god's sake! And then drop MORE ellipses in the middle of half of them for no reason at all!

TMZ is the Livejournal of journalism. Never, ever expect anything like quality from them.
 
2012-09-22 03:13:45 AM
With all the talks about her being a mental case, its no wonder she did a good job in those Ask Ashley skits.
 
2012-09-22 07:52:29 AM

rcf1105: DrySocket: She almost looks like shes suffering from Cushings.

Looks like she has puffy alcohol face*.
 
*Puffy alchol face is not an actual disease


Could be bulimia.
 
2012-09-22 02:49:17 PM

Jake Havechek: She hooked on drugs, yet?


I'd be shocked if she wasn't, to be honest.
 
2012-09-22 08:35:41 PM
According to what I heard years ago, she was (maybe still is) a legitimate genius. I'm not sure what her IQ is and I don't care to look it up, but she was considered brilliant as a young teen.

And then she hit her late teens and turned into an idiot.

So this is depressing to me. It pains me to see someone waste their brain. She probably isn't a genius anymore... I'm betting she smoked and drank away a lot of those I.Q. points.
 
Displayed 49 of 49 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report