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(Sun Sentinel)   Just so we're clear: Yelling "finders keepers" before stealing $29 for crack cocaine carries no actual weight in our country's legal system   ( ) divider line
    More: Florida, shouting, crack cocaine, morning, legal system, Lauderhill, Broward counties, North West Australia, Michael Futerman  
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3393 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Sep 2012 at 10:54 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-09-21 10:55:56 AM  
5 votes:

Finders v Keepers has been overturned? Unpossible!
2012-09-21 10:40:39 AM  
4 votes:
I believe 'yoink' is the proper legal term
2012-09-21 12:01:05 PM  
3 votes:
What other addicts are buying with their $29
2012-09-21 11:58:03 AM  
3 votes:

What a "losers weepers" might look like.
2012-09-21 11:10:05 AM  
3 votes:
i heard he got caught because the cops yelled "OLLY OLLY OXEN FREE" and arrested him when he emerged from his house. nobody respects the rules anymore.
2012-09-21 01:53:42 PM  
2 votes:

MFAWG: 29 dollars? WTF kind of drug dealer sells 29 dollars worth of anything?

'Yo, I need two dimes and a 9 cents'

'Cool, gotcha covered'.
If you have a fifty-dollar bill, we can give you fifty singles. We can give you forty-nine singles and ten dimes. We can give you twenty-five twos. Come talk to us. We are not going to give you change that you don't want. If you come to us with a hundred-dollar bill, we're not going to give you two-thousand nickels.. unless that meets your particular change needs. We will give you.. the change.. equal to.. the amount of money.. that you want change for!
2012-09-21 12:05:22 PM  
2 votes:
I thought the supreme court ruled long ago on Finders Vs Losers and it ending in weeping
2012-09-21 11:12:35 AM  
2 votes:
The guy's attorney is planning on using the "liar liar pants on fire" defense against the prosecution team
2012-09-21 11:11:40 AM  
2 votes:
29 dollars? WTF kind of drug dealer sells 29 dollars worth of anything?

'Yo, I need two dimes and a 9 cents'

'Cool, gotcha covered'.
2012-09-21 10:55:32 AM  
2 votes:
Helluva drug. Helluva drug.
2012-09-21 01:08:46 PM  
1 vote:
Nobody 'Called' it
2012-09-21 12:00:04 PM  
1 vote:
Well, I will be suing the motherfarker... b/c I called "dibs".
2012-09-21 11:51:02 AM  
1 vote:

But whistling A-Hunting We Will Go is acceptable.
2012-09-21 11:35:35 AM  
1 vote:
The extra dollar is a tip for good rocks. It's like in black jack. Except the dealer is likely black but not named jack.
2012-09-21 11:33:55 AM  
1 vote:
He shoulda 'called' it - then they couldna done nuthin bout it.

Everyone knows that 'calling' it works for EVERYTHING (shotgun, comfy chair, last beer, dibs, etc.)
2012-09-21 11:13:22 AM  
1 vote:
Come on down the the 26 Dollar Store! Everything is just 26 dollars! Buy a slightly used iPod with a bunch of biatch cracker tunes already on it! Just 26 dollars! A slightly used and bloodied name brand hoodie! 26 dollars! Everything is just 26 dollars!

The 26 Dollar Store is open whenever Skeedie from Lauderhill is there with his 1878 Caprice Classic. If the trunk is up, then the 26 Dollar Store is open!

The 26 Dollar store is located at Northwest 19th Street in Lauderhill but may be moved because of weather or police activity.

Cash only. Exact amount. No change is given.
DGS [TotalFark]
2012-09-21 11:07:28 AM  
1 vote:
There go my plans for tonight. Jerkface.
2012-09-21 10:18:35 AM  
1 vote:
Damn. You mean I don't actually get to keep Bermuda?
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