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(Sun Sentinel)   Just so we're clear: Yelling "finders keepers" before stealing $29 for crack cocaine carries no actual weight in our country's legal system   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 38
    More: Florida, shouting, crack cocaine, morning, legal system, Lauderhill, Broward counties, North West Australia, Michael Futerman  
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2012-09-21 10:18:35 AM  
Damn. You mean I don't actually get to keep Bermuda?
 
2012-09-21 10:40:39 AM  
I believe 'yoink' is the proper legal term
 
2012-09-21 10:55:32 AM  
Helluva drug. Helluva drug.
 
2012-09-21 10:55:56 AM  
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Finders v Keepers has been overturned? Unpossible!
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2012-09-21 11:07:28 AM  
There go my plans for tonight. Jerkface.
 
2012-09-21 11:10:05 AM  
i heard he got caught because the cops yelled "OLLY OLLY OXEN FREE" and arrested him when he emerged from his house. nobody respects the rules anymore.
 
2012-09-21 11:11:40 AM  
29 dollars? WTF kind of drug dealer sells 29 dollars worth of anything?

'Yo, I need two dimes and a 9 cents'

'Cool, gotcha covered'.
 
2012-09-21 11:12:35 AM  
The guy's attorney is planning on using the "liar liar pants on fire" defense against the prosecution team
 
2012-09-21 11:13:22 AM  
Come on down the the 26 Dollar Store! Everything is just 26 dollars! Buy a slightly used iPod with a bunch of biatch cracker tunes already on it! Just 26 dollars! A slightly used and bloodied name brand hoodie! 26 dollars! Everything is just 26 dollars!

The 26 Dollar Store is open whenever Skeedie from Lauderhill is there with his 1878 Caprice Classic. If the trunk is up, then the 26 Dollar Store is open!

The 26 Dollar store is located at Northwest 19th Street in Lauderhill but may be moved because of weather or police activity.

Cash only. Exact amount. No change is given.
 
2012-09-21 11:14:11 AM  

MFAWG: 29 dollars? WTF kind of drug dealer sells 29 dollars worth of anything?

'Yo, I need two dimes and a 9 cents'

'Cool, gotcha covered'.


It's all good, he only bought 26 dollars worth of crack, the cops found the change in his car.
 
2012-09-21 11:15:23 AM  
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Harry Freakstorm: Come on down the the 26 Dollar Store! Everything is just 26 dollars! Buy a slightly used iPod with a bunch of biatch cracker tunes already on it! Just 26 dollars! A slightly used and bloodied name brand hoodie! 26 dollars! Everything is just 26 dollars!

The 26 Dollar Store is open whenever Skeedie from Lauderhill is there with his 1878 Caprice Classic. If the trunk is up, then the 26 Dollar Store is open!

The 26 Dollar store is located at Northwest 19th Street in Lauderhill but may be moved because of weather or police activity.

Cash only. Exact amount. No change is given.


FTFY.
 
2012-09-21 11:17:20 AM  
Okay, they got her back 3 dollars. But shouldn't she also get whatever is left of the crack-cocaine?
 
2012-09-21 11:18:43 AM  

MFAWG: 29 dollars? WTF kind of drug dealer sells 29 dollars worth of anything?

'Yo, I need two dimes and a 9 cents'

'Cool, gotcha covered'.


Well, I can see you didn't read the aritlce closely. He only spent $26 on the crack. The other $3 was going to be used for for 1/16 gram of meth.
 
2012-09-21 11:19:31 AM  
Sticks and stones may break his bones.
 
2012-09-21 11:21:34 AM  

Too Pretty For Prison: MFAWG: 29 dollars? WTF kind of drug dealer sells 29 dollars worth of anything?

'Yo, I need two dimes and a 9 cents'

'Cool, gotcha covered'.

Well, I can see you didn't read the aritlce closely. He only spent $26 on the crack. The other $3 was going to be used for for 1/16 gram of meth.


Is that two dimes and a 6, or a 40 with 14 taken out? I'm not hip on how exact change black market operations run, but I'm willing to learn!
 
2012-09-21 11:22:43 AM  
Wrong submitter. "Finders keepers" works well if you keep your damn mouth shut about it.
 
2012-09-21 11:33:55 AM  
He shoulda 'called' it - then they couldna done nuthin bout it.

Everyone knows that 'calling' it works for EVERYTHING (shotgun, comfy chair, last beer, dibs, etc.)
 
2012-09-21 11:35:21 AM  
"Finders keepers" is red-flagged because legislation is pending for "possession is 9/10ths of the law."
 
2012-09-21 11:35:35 AM  
The extra dollar is a tip for good rocks. It's like in black jack. Except the dealer is likely black but not named jack.
 
2012-09-21 11:43:07 AM  

justanotherfarkinfarker: It's like in black jack. Except the dealer is likely black but not named jack.


Queue the race card in 3...2...1.........
 
2012-09-21 11:44:27 AM  
Subby, why no mention that the fool tried to run over the victim and actually did hit her with the car?
 
2012-09-21 11:51:02 AM  
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But whistling A-Hunting We Will Go is acceptable.
 
2012-09-21 11:57:41 AM  

Professor Wormbog: i heard he got caught because the cops yelled "OLLY OLLY OXEN FREE" and arrested him when he emerged from his house. nobody respects the rules anymore.


And ya know, that really is the prooblem these days.
Nobody seems to want to follow the rules anymore!
 
2012-09-21 11:58:03 AM  
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What a "losers weepers" might look like.
 
2012-09-21 11:58:22 AM  
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2012-09-21 12:00:04 PM  
Well, I will be suing the motherfarker... b/c I called "dibs".
 
2012-09-21 12:01:05 PM  
What other addicts are buying with their $29 

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2012-09-21 12:04:29 PM  
Headline +1. I heard he was going to do "One Potato, Two Potato", but he just did not have the time.
 
2012-09-21 12:05:22 PM  
I thought the supreme court ruled long ago on Finders Vs Losers and it ending in weeping
 
2012-09-21 12:05:47 PM  

StaleCoffee

MFAWG: 29 dollars? WTF kind of drug dealer sells 29 dollars worth of anything?

'Yo, I need two dimes and a 9 cents'

'Cool, gotcha covered'.

It's all good, he only bought 26 dollars worth of crack, the cops found the change in his car.


He probably got 3 dimes for 26. Crack dealers usually cut deals to get rid of it quickly.
 
2012-09-21 12:06:47 PM  
Well it should, dammit
 
2012-09-21 12:09:48 PM  
"The remaining three dollars of Facyson's money was found inside Futerman's car, police said, as they called "finders keepers"."
 
2012-09-21 12:45:12 PM  
So the case of Finders vs Keepers is no longer good precedent?

/Darn activist judges rewriting the law.
 
2012-09-21 01:08:46 PM  
Nobody 'Called' it
 
2012-09-21 01:18:57 PM  
Mulligans!
 
2012-09-21 01:20:20 PM  
lmao @ headline
 
2012-09-21 01:53:42 PM  

MFAWG: 29 dollars? WTF kind of drug dealer sells 29 dollars worth of anything?

'Yo, I need two dimes and a 9 cents'

'Cool, gotcha covered'.


v015o.popscreen.com
If you have a fifty-dollar bill, we can give you fifty singles. We can give you forty-nine singles and ten dimes. We can give you twenty-five twos. Come talk to us. We are not going to give you change that you don't want. If you come to us with a hundred-dollar bill, we're not going to give you two-thousand nickels.. unless that meets your particular change needs. We will give you.. the change.. equal to.. the amount of money.. that you want change for!
 
2012-09-21 07:37:21 PM  
Futerman later told police he 'found' the $29 and used most of it to purchase crack cocaine along Northwest 19th Street in Lauderhill ...1...2...3... Not it!!

FTFY
 
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