MFAWG: 29 dollars? WTF kind of drug dealer sells 29 dollars worth of anything?'Yo, I need two dimes and a 9 cents''Cool, gotcha covered'.
Harry Freakstorm: Come on down the the 26 Dollar Store! Everything is just 26 dollars! Buy a slightly used iPod with a bunch of biatch cracker tunes already on it! Just 26 dollars! A slightly used and bloodied name brand hoodie! 26 dollars! Everything is just 26 dollars!The 26 Dollar Store is open whenever Skeedie from Lauderhill is there with his 1878 Caprice Classic. If the trunk is up, then the 26 Dollar Store is open!The 26 Dollar store is located at Northwest 19th Street in Lauderhill but may be moved because of weather or police activity.Cash only. Exact amount. No change is given.
Too Pretty For Prison: MFAWG: 29 dollars? WTF kind of drug dealer sells 29 dollars worth of anything?'Yo, I need two dimes and a 9 cents''Cool, gotcha covered'.Well, I can see you didn't read the aritlce closely. He only spent $26 on the crack. The other $3 was going to be used for for 1/16 gram of meth.
justanotherfarkinfarker: It's like in black jack. Except the dealer is likely black but not named jack.
Professor Wormbog: i heard he got caught because the cops yelled "OLLY OLLY OXEN FREE" and arrested him when he emerged from his house. nobody respects the rules anymore.
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