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(American Thinker)   Book it: Romney's going to win this election in a romp come November   (americanthinker.com) divider line 174
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2012-09-21 07:40:30 AM
 
2012-09-21 07:48:34 AM
Awesome find, subby! With Intrade only giving Romney a 30.2% chance of winning, I'm going to make a MINT with the solid, well-reasoned advice in this article!
 
2012-09-21 07:58:16 AM
"I see that loss reflected in the faces of my fellow blacks, who at the mention of Obama's name no longer beam with rapturous joy -- something we blacks normally reserve for winning lottery tickets and intimate getaways with persons not our spouses.  As the saying went in the 'hood where I grew up: "If he looks happy, he's either hit the number or he's cheating."

Whoa.
 
2012-09-21 08:02:35 AM
Is TFA author actually a black man? The google didn't turn much up about him, and TFA reads a bit fishy (he seems to emphasize the fact that he's speaking as a black man a lot).
 
2012-09-21 08:03:36 AM
bookmarked for the lulz.
 
2012-09-21 08:03:43 AM
I see that loss reflected in the faces of my fellow blacks, who at the mention of Obama's name no longer beam with rapturous joy -- something we blacks normally reserve for winning lottery tickets and intimate getaways with persons not our spouses. As the saying went in the 'hood where I grew up: "If he looks happy, he's either hit the number or he's cheating."

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2012-09-21 08:15:28 AM

Dogberry: "I see that loss reflected in the faces of my fellow blacks, who at the mention of Obama's name no longer beam with rapturous joy -- something we blacks normally reserve for winning lottery tickets and intimate getaways with persons not our spouses.  As the saying went in the 'hood where I grew up: "If he looks happy, he's either hit the number or he's cheating."

Whoa.


This is exactly the section I was about to quote. This has to be a troll.
 
2012-09-21 08:18:04 AM
chicagoboyz.net 
 
2012-09-21 08:20:15 AM

mattharvest: Dogberry: "I see that loss reflected in the faces of my fellow blacks, who at the mention of Obama's name no longer beam with rapturous joy -- something we blacks normally reserve for winning lottery tickets and intimate getaways with persons not our spouses.  As the saying went in the 'hood where I grew up: "If he looks happy, he's either hit the number or he's cheating."

Whoa.

This is exactly the section I was about to quote. This has to be a troll.


It does seem to confirm what American Stinker readers think quite well, doesn't it?
 
2012-09-21 08:21:00 AM

mattharvest: Dogberry: "I see that loss reflected in the faces of my fellow blacks, who at the mention of Obama's name no longer beam with rapturous joy -- something we blacks normally reserve for winning lottery tickets and intimate getaways with persons not our spouses.  As the saying went in the 'hood where I grew up: "If he looks happy, he's either hit the number or he's cheating."

Whoa.

This is exactly the section I was about to quote. This has to be a troll.


That's what I thought. It reads like a racist pretending to be a black man to lend some odd spin/credibility to his article.
 
2012-09-21 08:30:35 AM

kid_icarus: mattharvest: Dogberry: "I see that loss reflected in the faces of my fellow blacks, who at the mention of Obama's name no longer beam with rapturous joy -- something we blacks normally reserve for winning lottery tickets and intimate getaways with persons not our spouses.  As the saying went in the 'hood where I grew up: "If he looks happy, he's either hit the number or he's cheating."

Whoa.

This is exactly the section I was about to quote. This has to be a troll.

That's what I thought. It reads like a racist pretending to be a black man to lend some odd spin/credibility to his article.


So it's basically the written equivalent of whenever James O'Queef cosplays as what he thinks liberals are?
 
2012-09-21 08:31:45 AM
According to the Facebook link FTFA, he's a relatively unpublished author with a grand total of 15 subscribers to his Facebook page.

/your blog sucks
 
2012-09-21 08:40:19 AM
A "romp"? So... is Romney the Rock Hudson character or the Doris Day character?
 
2012-09-21 08:49:27 AM

King Something: So it's basically the written equivalent of whenever James O'Queef cosplays as what he thinks liberals are?


Yeah, but with a lot less dignity and respect.
 
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2012-09-21 08:52:41 AM
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Keep on clinging-on.
 
2012-09-21 09:01:38 AM
WOW that's racist. I don't care if he's black, that's some Uncle Remus shiat right there.
 
2012-09-21 09:02:05 AM
"By the author of Democratic Ni***r"

Well, you could knock me over with a steam shovel.
 
2012-09-21 09:03:18 AM
Book it: Romney's going to win this election in a romp come November. I'm certain of this because there is a key factor that's being overlooked this time around -- blacks have lost their passion for Obama.

As opposed to the enthusiastic 0% they're giving Romney.
 
2012-09-21 09:03:35 AM
This kind of delusion is pretty much typical these days of the Republican party.
 
2012-09-21 09:06:13 AM
Florida: Romney 48%, Obama 44% (Caddell/McLaughlin)

Florida: Obama 49%, Romney 46% (We Ask America)

Florida: Obama 48%, Romney 46% (YouGov)

Iowa: Obama 48%, Romney 42% (YouGov)

Michigan: Obama 52%, Romney 38% (Detroit News)

Michgan: Obama 52%, Romney 38% (Glengariff)

Nevada: Obama 49%, Romney 46% (CNN/ORC)

Nevada: Obama 51%, Romney 43% (YouGov)

New Hampshire: Obama 47%, Romney 40% (YouGov)

North Carolina: Obama 46%, Romney 46% (YouGov)

Ohio: Obama 47%, Romney 44% (Caddell/McLaughlin)

Pennsylvania: Obama 48%, Romney 42% (We Ask America)

Virginia: Obama 48%, Romney 44% (YouGov)

Wisconsin: Obama 48%, Romney 46% (YouGov

Link
 
2012-09-21 09:10:49 AM
the flow of conservative tears on November 7th is going to be enough to water the crops next season.
 
2012-09-21 09:22:30 AM

ManateeGag: the flow of conservative tears on November 7th is going to be enough to water the crops next season.


I don't know. This election scares me. With Mitt's numbers being what they are, I'm pretty sure at least one teatard somewhere is going to torch a polling place.
 
2012-09-21 09:28:51 AM
www.cdadc.com

I've already bought my tickets to Romney's inauguration in January. Have you?
 
2012-09-21 09:30:27 AM

Vodka Zombie: I don't know. This election scares me. With Mitt's numbers being what they are, I'm pretty sure at least one teatard somewhere is going to torch a polling place.


I'm less worried about that than I am with election fraud shenanigans, especially here in PA where the voter ID law isn't even close to being ready to be implemented, but may be so anyway.
 
2012-09-21 09:34:14 AM
i.imgur.com

The only question left to ponder is: What kind of potatoes should I serve at the Romney victory party?
 
2012-09-21 09:34:43 AM

JusticeandIndependence: The Drive-By Pundit is the pen name of Perry Drake, author of two recently published e-books, The Book of Racist Democrat Quotes and "Democratic attractive and successful African-American!": The Long, Racist, Bloody, Account of the Democrat Party's Hatred for Blacks.



So there's that.....


Ha-ha. Fark "corrected" the word. Sorry Fark modmins, I was just copying and pasting from the American Thinker's own website.
 
2012-09-21 09:35:03 AM

Dogberry: "I see that loss reflected in the faces of my fellow blacks, who at the mention of Obama's name no longer beam with rapturous joy -- something we blacks normally reserve for winning lottery tickets and intimate getaways with persons not our spouses.  As the saying went in the 'hood where I grew up: "If he looks happy, he's either hit the number or he's cheating."

Whoa.


wtf?

who wrote this crap? it's ridiculous.
 
2012-09-21 09:36:09 AM
Bad news...for Obama

www.rove.com
 
2012-09-21 09:36:29 AM
Much like the morning after i've had coffee #1, we get a #2.

This is the last time I read or post in anything related to American Thinker.
/can I has boycott of of these threads?
 
2012-09-21 09:37:38 AM
Awwweee come on, it's really to early for this. I haven't even finished my coffee.

You couldn't have waited until 11 or 12 O'clock to start greening the nutball links?
 
2012-09-21 09:39:11 AM
the writer of TFA should go to Vegas ASAP if they think these odds are good

i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-21 09:39:37 AM

Petey4335: Much like the morning after i've had coffee #1, we get a #2.


nyseattitude: Awwweee come on, it's really to early for this. I haven't even finished my coffee.


Liberals can't even read the truth without being under mind-altering stimulants. Shame.
 
2012-09-21 09:41:54 AM
As usual I appreciate the irony of this blog's title.
 
2012-09-21 09:46:06 AM

sprawl15: the truth



aww how cute. the trolls are projecting again
 
2012-09-21 09:47:08 AM
This obviously is a nice little bit of trolling. No one can truly think that Romney is going to beat an incumbent who didn't raise taxes against campaign pledges or send the nation into stagflation
 
2012-09-21 09:47:17 AM

Vodka Zombie: ManateeGag: the flow of conservative tears on November 7th is going to be enough to water the crops next season.

I don't know. This election scares me. With Mitt's numbers being what they are, I'm pretty sure at least one teatard somewhere is going to torch a polling place.


I expect actual, large scale violence. Yes, really.
 
2012-09-21 09:47:29 AM
By: The Drive-by pundit.

wtf?

*clicks 'drive-by pundit' link*

Articles By The Drive-By Pundit

Why Romney Is Going to Romp over Obama in November


Hmm., seems legit.
 
2012-09-21 09:47:38 AM

kid_icarus: It reads like a racist pretending to be a black man to lend some odd spin/credibility to his article.


No, it reads like a Wyatt Cenac (spelling?) routine from _The Daily Show_.
 
2012-09-21 09:47:58 AM
...sigh...

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2012-09-21 09:48:35 AM
I see that loss reflected in the faces of my fellow blacks, who at the mention of Obama's name no longer beam with rapturous joy -- something we blacks normally reserve for winning lottery tickets and intimate getaways with persons not our spouses. As the saying went in the 'hood where I grew up: "If he looks happy, he's either hit the number or he's cheating."

Those might possibly be among the two most stupid sentences I've ever read, but since it references the author, let's see who the author actually is:

By The Drive-By Pundit

Oh great.

Articles By The Drive-By Pundit

Why Romney Is Going to Romp over Obama in November


So some "new author" and his first "article" is more likely to be one of the white supremacists that normally write for American Derpster, under a pseudonym; not unlike the Fark alts that troll the Politics tab. Especially considering the two stupidest sentences in the article, which are possibly in the top ten stupidest sentences of the world, right up there with the Fourteen Words and Three Statisticals.
 
2012-09-21 09:49:18 AM
And the Cubs are going to win the World Series.

And the Colts are going to win the Super Bowl.

And I'm going to lose 25 pounds by Christmas.
 
2012-09-21 09:49:47 AM
my fellow blacks

Ah, now I see why this 'black' author had to remain anonymous.
 
2012-09-21 09:49:49 AM
When a TV news report on the latest polls comes on television, I instantly change the channel. When I hear the word "poll" on my radio, I quickly switch stations. When I happen upon a newspaper article or column about polls, I promptly flip to the funny pages.

Brilliant! The old LA LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU LA LA strategy, works every time.
 
2012-09-21 09:49:53 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com

I see Florida and Ohio and.....
 
2012-09-21 09:50:06 AM

bhcompy: This obviously is a nice little bit of trolling. No one can truly think that Romney is going to beat an incumbent who didn't raise taxes against campaign pledges or send the nation into stagflation



0bama raised taxes? By extending the Bush tax cuts?

Stagflation? What nation? Japan?
 
2012-09-21 09:50:43 AM

GAT_00: mattharvest: Dogberry: "I see that loss reflected in the faces of my fellow blacks, who at the mention of Obama's name no longer beam with rapturous joy -- something we blacks normally reserve for winning lottery tickets and intimate getaways with persons not our spouses.  As the saying went in the 'hood where I grew up: "If he looks happy, he's either hit the number or he's cheating."

Whoa.

This is exactly the section I was about to quote. This has to be a troll.

It does seem to confirm what American Stinker readers all Republicans think quite well, doesn't it?

 
2012-09-21 09:54:11 AM
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i need my coffee, this morning all i can do is reaction face.
 
2012-09-21 09:54:56 AM
So, Gary is writing for the American Thinker?
 
2012-09-21 09:55:52 AM

vernonFL: [i.imgur.com image 396x303]

The only question left to ponder is: What kind of potatoes should I serve at the Romney victory party?


Photo of Down Syndrome person to make your point is as insulting or more than any "N" word, you insensitive asshole.
 
2012-09-21 09:55:57 AM
So... I guess now a "romp" is another name for an "alternate universe which bears no resemblance to our own"?
 
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