farkityfarker: Obama isn't going to win Kansas whether he's on the ballot there or not.But taking the incumbent President of the US off of their ballot would make them look like utter fools.So what's the end game?
logic523: "Just when you though even Kansas wasn't crazy enough..."At that point in the headline I knew it was going to say something false. Never underestimate Kansas crazy.
farkityfarker: Obama isn't going to win Kansas whether he's on the ballot there or not.But taking the incumbent President of the US off of their ballot would make them look like utter fools.
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: I thought Oily Taintz was in jail for tax fraud.
Shadowtag: What's she gonna do for attention in four years once Obama's out of office?
SuperSeriousMan: It gets worse. Yesterday, the chairman of the Alabama Republican Party, Bill Armistead, told a Republican women's group about a film that asserts that Obama's grandfather is really Frank Marshall Davis, a labor activist and undercover CIA agent. Doesn't it hurt to be that crazy? http://www.salon.com/2012/09/20/alabama_gop_chairman_goes_birther/
drxym: Birthers are so funny. I laid into a few on WND pointing out how their tactics were typical of denialists and the outrage was palpable.One almost took it as a personal insult to his patriotism and trotted out that he had a purple heart so therefore... I'm not really sure what the therefore was except that somehow I shouldn't question, confront or belittle his stupid beliefs because they were heartfelt and patriotic. Or something.
drxym: One almost took it as a personal insult to his patriotism and trotted out that he had a purple heart
You're gonna get some hop-ons: Since when does "citizenship come primarily through the father"?? I mean, I know you can't ration with the irrational, but still...
For persons born out-of-wedlock (mother) if all the following apply:1) the mother was a U.S. citizen at the time of the person's birth and2) the mother was physically present in the United States or one of its outlying possessions for a continuous period of one year prior to the person's birth.
1) A blood relationship between the person and the father is established by clear and convincing evidence;2) The father had the nationality of the United States at the time of the person's birth;3) The father was physically present in the United States or its outlying possessions prior to the child's birth for five years, at least two of which were after reaching the age of 14.4) The father (unless deceased) has agreed in writing to provide financial support for the person until the person reaches the age of 18 years, and5) While the person is under the age of 18 years --* the person is legitimated under the law of his/her residence or domicile,* the father acknowledges paternity of the person in writing under oath, or* the paternity of the person is established by adjudication of a competent court.
r1niceboy: That's a bit highbrow in terms of what they react to. I typically mention Al-Qaeda as being responsible for 9/11 then crack open a beer and watch the derp frenzy.
The Bird: This twat and her ilk are like geese; they're dumber than fark, they won't go away, and YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SHOOT THEM!!!
DataShade: There's no situation in which "citizenship comes primarily through the father," not in US law anyways.And unless Orly is somehow alleging that Obama's mother isn't Ann Dunham, there's no scenario in which he *isn't* a US Citizen.
LtDarkstar: it's not crazy when it's the TRUTH. I'm glad more people are seeing that NoBama should have never been allowed to step into the Whitehouse in the first place! He needs to go back to Africa!
Toriko: FTA "Citizenship comes "primarily" through the father"I'll just return my child's US passport then, shall I?
jayhawk88: Is it possible the LHC poked a hole between dimensions
ranak: Okay, one more time you fracking ass-nozzles!From wikipediaBirth abroad to one United States citizen:For persons born out-of-wedlock (mother) if all the following apply:1.the mother was a U.S. citizen at the time of the person's birth and2.the mother was physically present in the United States or one of its outlying possessions for a continuous period of one year prior to the person's birth. (See link for those born to a U.S. father out-of-wedlock)So, let's apply a little Occum's Razor to this: What's more believable;a) That a single mother in Hawaii was able to get her secret Muslim, communist child a forge birth certificate, steal an SSN from Connecticut, and have son circumvent the entirety of the United States investigative abilities to have her son accend to the highest office in the land so that he could enact the policies of a moderate Republicanor b) stupid people are just making stuff up.Do they seriously think that no background check was done on a candidate for President? Do they seriously think that Home Depot has better hiring practices than the U.S. Government?/what am i saying, of course they do.
DancingElkCondor: Interesting is that Taitz lawsuit is against Kris Kobach, the Kansas AGKobach is the author of all those Anti-Illegal Alien bills they used in Arizona, Alabama, and a few other states. His illegal alien laws have been overturned more in court than Taitz birther lawsuits. Figure Kobach would understand....Taitz is wasting time in Kansas. If she really wanted to muck things...she needs to sue a local election official in Florida, Ohio, Virginia, or another state that is a toss up. Getting Obama off the ballot in a medium-sized Florida county would win the election for Romney...if you know your Constitution
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