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(Daily Mail)   Some husbands would happily look at photos of their ex-wife in a bikini. Then again, there's Kelsey Grammer's reaction   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 86
    More: Dumbass, Camille Donatacci, bikini body, Kelsey Grammer, Real Housewives, divorces, bikinis, Beverly Hills, Piers Morgan  
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2012-09-21 05:48:14 AM
mumble mumble mumble for every beautiful woman mumble mumble mumble sick of her shiat
 
2012-09-21 06:07:36 AM
I suddenly realize it's been years since I've had a good vacation.
 
2012-09-21 06:27:55 AM
Those are some really bad fake foobies.
 
2012-09-21 06:31:56 AM
That biatch be crazy.
 
2012-09-21 06:34:24 AM
My immediate reaction to her pic was; High Maintenance.
 
2012-09-21 06:47:08 AM
Disappointed that there are no back shots
 
2012-09-21 07:03:44 AM
With all the money she took from him, couldn't she have bought some more convincing fake titties? They look like they're about to blow (and not in a good way, either).
 
2012-09-21 07:11:36 AM

Frederick: My immediate reaction to her pic was; High Maintenance.


I thought "attention whore" once I realized that she had, obviously, called the paparazzi to get a free photoshoot out of a fake trip to the beach. I wonder if she called or had an assistant call.
 
2012-09-21 07:20:32 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Those are some really bad fake foobies.


My thoughts exactly. I know the typical male farker seems to go by the 'bigger is better' rule with regards to breasts, but does anyone actually find those bolted on balloons attractive? Honest question.
 
2012-09-21 07:31:24 AM
The three-time divorced Frasier star never signed a prenuptial agreement with his ex-wife of 13 years, and she stands to make a fortune - $30 million - in the yet to be agreed settlement.

Damn. He's got 99 probalems and a biatch is the vast majority of them.

/and fake tits are gross
 
2012-09-21 07:36:09 AM
joshreads.com
 
2012-09-21 07:40:56 AM

Bontesla: I suddenly realize it's been years since I've had a good vacation.


I came her to say exactly this. That is one of the worse boob jobs I've seen.
 
2012-09-21 07:42:23 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Those are some really bad fake foobies.


Damnit, I meant to quote Bathia and my stupid hands clicked on the post on top of hers. I bet if I had the robot devil's hands I could quote a post properly.
 
2012-09-21 07:43:50 AM

Bender The Offender: Bontesla: I suddenly realize it's been years since I've had a good vacation.

I came her to say exactly this. That is one of the worse boob jobs I've seen.


Yep. No wonder he ran away.

/biatch is old.
 
2012-09-21 07:45:42 AM

miss diminutive: Bathia_Mapes: Those are some really bad fake foobies.

My thoughts exactly. I know the typical male farker seems to go by the 'bigger is better' rule with regards to breasts, but does anyone actually find those bolted on balloons attractive? Honest question.


No they're terrible, and I thought they died a well deserved death in the early 2000's. Any woman that would subject herself to that now just sets off crazy alarms.

Regardless of size, boobs need that natural buoyancy and curve.
 
2012-09-21 07:46:33 AM
44? Yeah right.
 
2012-09-21 07:48:15 AM
Well it's obvious she was posing for the pics so he's probably upset that she's rubbing it in his face. Big deal.
 
2012-09-21 07:51:52 AM

miss diminutive: My thoughts exactly. I know the typical male farker seems to go by the 'bigger is better' rule with regards to breasts, but does anyone actually find those bolted on balloons attractive? Honest question.


No, farkers like fat chick boobs
 
2012-09-21 07:51:55 AM

miss diminutive: My thoughts exactly. I know the typical male farker seems to go by the 'bigger is better' rule with regards to breasts, but does anyone actually find those bolted on balloons attractive? Honest question.


NO.

And by no means does bigger always mean better.
 
2012-09-21 07:52:08 AM
In all fairness, Piers Morgan is a tool who should be walked out on at all times.
 
2012-09-21 07:59:28 AM
After that task was done she decided to kneel on her towel before putting her arms forward so she was on all fours, in a most unusual sunbathing position.

Balancing on one hand she raised her hand to her face while sticking her bottom high up into the air



really?
 
2012-09-21 08:02:28 AM

stpauler: In all fairness, Piers Morgan is a tool who should be walked out on at all times.


Yeah there's a very real possibility that Kelsey unrelatedly had to leave before taking advantage of that oh-so-punchable face
 
2012-09-21 08:04:00 AM
One of my favorite parts of Fark is when guys call petite women with small breasts "10 year old boys" until someone like miss diminutive posts and then it's all back peddling like they're trying to win the Tour de France in reverse.
 
2012-09-21 08:08:29 AM

Tat'dGreaser: One of my favorite parts of Fark is when guys call petite women with small breasts "10 year old boys" until someone like miss diminutive posts and then it's all back peddling like they're trying to win the Tour de France in reverse.


Then it would be back pedaling, unless the Tour de France is about door to door salesmen.
 
2012-09-21 08:09:09 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: Then it would be back pedaling, unless the Tour de France is about door to door salesmen.


Damnit! Should have previewed that first......
 
2012-09-21 08:09:48 AM
Although a Tour de France that involved door to door salesmen would be interesting
 
2012-09-21 08:10:15 AM
What natural...beauty.....
 
2012-09-21 08:12:05 AM

Tat'dGreaser: One of my favorite parts of Fark is when guys call petite women with small breasts "10 year old boys" until someone like miss diminutive posts and then it's all back peddling like they're trying to win the Tour de France in reverse.


Really internet super hero? Why don't you go ahead and post some evidence of that? We'll just go ahead and wait for those links. Just because you're pulling some reverse white knight asshole car, doesn't mean she's going to sleep with you. The desperation clings to you like the stench of an old-man's unwashed ball sack, lol.
 
2012-09-21 08:12:55 AM
FTFA: But these bikini snaps of Camille Grammer would leave most men drooling not running in the opposite direction.

Whereas these "bikini snaps" just give me the same feelings of annoyance at being manipulated that usually accompany similar photos of a Kardashian, or Courtney Stodden.
 
2012-09-21 08:13:27 AM

miss diminutive: Bathia_Mapes: Those are some really bad fake foobies.

My thoughts exactly. I know the typical male farker seems to go by the 'bigger is better' rule with regards to breasts, but does anyone actually find those bolted on balloons attractive? Honest question.


many do, i do not.
 
2012-09-21 08:15:53 AM

Bender The Offender: Really internet super hero? Why don't you go ahead and post some evidence of that? We'll just go ahead and wait for those links. Just because you're pulling some reverse white knight asshole car, doesn't mean she's going to sleep with you. The desperation clings to you like the stench of an old-man's unwashed ball sack, lol.


Lulz, alright there tough guy
 
2012-09-21 08:16:15 AM
He's in his bunk.
 
2012-09-21 08:18:16 AM

Tat'dGreaser: One of my favorite parts of Fark is when guys call petite women with small breasts "10 year old boys" until someone like miss diminutive posts and then it's all back peddling like they're trying to win the Tour de France in reverse.


So you're suggesting that the positions of small breasts looking like "10 year old boys" and having horrible (large) fake breasts are mutually exclusive?
 
2012-09-21 08:19:39 AM

Bhruic: So you're suggesting that the positions of small breasts looking like "10 year old boys" and having horrible (large) fake breasts are mutually exclusive?


Oh my God people, it's a joke. Hence the Tour de France part.

But come on, if you've been on here for more than a day you'll see people make that comment about petite women
 
2012-09-21 08:19:53 AM

Tat'dGreaser: Bender The Offender: Really internet super hero? Why don't you go ahead and post some evidence of that? We'll just go ahead and wait for those links. Just because you're pulling some reverse white knight asshole car, doesn't mean she's going to sleep with you. The desperation clings to you like the stench of an old-man's unwashed ball sack, lol.

Lulz, alright there tough guy


Hey, thanks for proving my point. I like your "evidence", lol.
 
2012-09-21 08:21:20 AM
I like boobies.

Those things on Camille Grammer are NOT boobies.

And she clearly has no real friends. Real friends would tell her how hideously ridiculous she looks.
 
2012-09-21 08:21:21 AM
An appropriate reaction after seeing the person who just took 15 mill from you.
 
2012-09-21 08:23:38 AM
us9.memecdn.com
 
2012-09-21 08:24:31 AM

Tat'dGreaser: But come on, if you've been on here for more than a day you'll see people make that comment about petite women


Of course I've seen it. I'm trying to figure out why you are bringing it up here. This is a thread about a woman with (imo) really bad, large fakes. How is a post about petite women with small breasts relevant?
 
2012-09-21 08:25:20 AM
I really hate fake tits. And duck lips.
 
2012-09-21 08:27:54 AM
I'd still hit it.

/Double-bagged and with a fake name/number, of course
 
2012-09-21 08:28:26 AM
Kathy Griffin is better looking overall.
 
2012-09-21 08:31:53 AM

mikemoto: Disappointed that there are no back shots


i47.tinypic.com

That is an ass that's hanging too low.
There is a reason that this staged photo shoot had no back shots.
 
2012-09-21 08:34:16 AM

Bhruic: Of course I've seen it. I'm trying to figure out why you are bringing it up here. This is a thread about a woman with (imo) really bad, large fakes. How is a post about petite women with small breasts relevant?


I was just making fun of imaginary people, not a big deal.
 
2012-09-21 08:44:32 AM

Tat'dGreaser: One of my favorite parts of Fark is when guys call petite women with small breasts "10 year old boys" until someone like miss diminutive posts and then it's all back peddling like they're trying to win the Tour de France in reverse.


Why? There's no back pedaling required. Different strokes for different folks. I'm not attracted to every male body type, so it stands to reason that plenty of Farkers out there aren't into skinny, petite chicks.

I've heard the 10 year old boy comments before (often in Emma Watson or Ellen Paige threads) and I think they're hilarious. We rip on celebrities for shallow and humorous reasons here, it's what we do. Sharp knees, Studman69 and all that. Seeing as I probably don't weigh much more than a 10 year old boy, it's not like the saying is coming out of left field. No one has ever directed those type of comments towards me directly, so it's all fair game. I've heard them all by now anyway.

/bag of antlers
//ironing board express
//Kansas toothpick
//pancake peddler
///horizontal hussy
/itty bitty titty committee member
//and so on...
 
2012-09-21 08:49:12 AM

DjangoStonereaver: mumble mumble mumble for every beautiful woman mumble mumble mumble sick of her shiat


To be fair, I think Kelsey Grammer's ex is even sick of her own shiat.
 
2012-09-21 08:53:47 AM
I'm a woman about her age and I think she is absolutely beautiful. Especially her face.

She should drop the a-hole's last name and go back to her maiden name, which I also love, Donatacci.
 
2012-09-21 08:59:58 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: Tat'dGreaser: One of my favorite parts of Fark is when guys call petite women with small breasts "10 year old boys" until someone like miss diminutive posts and then it's all back peddling like they're trying to win the Tour de France in reverse.

Then it would be back pedaling, unless the Tour de France is about door to door salesmen.


What a door-to-door back peddler might look like...

i260.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-21 09:00:55 AM

EyeballKid: DjangoStonereaver: mumble mumble mumble for every beautiful woman mumble mumble mumble sick of her shiat

To be fair, I think Kelsey Grammer's ex is even sick of her own shiat.


After 10 minutes of hearing his pompous Julliard fancy lad accent I get the urge to strike him repeatedly in the face. She put up with it for 10 years or whatever, impressive.
 
2012-09-21 09:02:27 AM
miss diminutive:
If I was 20 years younger. . . I'd. . . I'd. . .
I'd still be too old. *sigh*
 
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