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(Daily Mail)   While you were out Kato Kaelin just flip flopped, backtracked and reversed direction on his OJ Simpson guilty admission   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 66
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2012-09-21 09:36:56 AM
He looks like an old lesbian.
 
2012-09-21 11:11:43 AM
He should have doubled-down.
 
2012-09-21 11:15:59 AM
Kato should become Lindsay Lohan's driver.
 
2012-09-21 11:16:14 AM
Did somebody threaten him for snitching?
 
2012-09-21 11:17:11 AM
Reverse flea flicker statue of liberty play.
/come on....disappointed in subby with no football play references.
 
2012-09-21 11:17:51 AM
Kato Kaelin (R)
 
2012-09-21 11:20:13 AM

Nurglitch: He should have doubled-down.


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2012-09-21 11:21:16 AM
So OJ's innocent again. I really need to get a score card. Oh wait, I actually don't give a fuk about any zoo this, so never mind about the score card.
 
2012-09-21 11:21:38 AM
He thinks there is a statute of limitations on murder? I'm afraid there isn't. He's right about one thing. The trial is over and OJ can't be tried a 2nd time... However, since he now has admitted that he lied on the witness stand, he is admitting to perjury. He may find himself in trouble for that.
 
2012-09-21 11:23:59 AM
He may have just figured out that he was admitting to perjury.
 
2012-09-21 11:24:15 AM
So was Kato prostituting himself to OJ for gay sex? WTF was he doing with him otherwise?
 
2012-09-21 11:24:43 AM
No, he didn't "back track"

He called out the original story as a complete lie, as in, Cindy Adams totally made it up.

At least, that's what he's saying today.
 
2012-09-21 11:26:29 AM
Anybody remember the scene from "Schindler's List" where they lined up people directly behind each other so they could be dispatched with one bullet?

I'm thinking Kato, Kwame Kilpatrick, and a couple of convicted paedophiles to fill in the gaps.
 
2012-09-21 11:27:05 AM
And i still don't give a fark.
 
2012-09-21 11:27:40 AM
I think he meant that the statute of limitations for perjury in California was up. Its only 3 years, after all.

He could get up and say he lied through his teeth now, nothing the law could do about it.
 
2012-09-21 11:30:29 AM

6655321: Kato should become Lindsay Lohan's driver.


And BFF with Andy Dick.
 
2012-09-21 11:31:34 AM
See?!?
I knew he was innocent
 
2012-09-21 11:32:02 AM

durbnpoisn: He thinks there is a statute of limitations on murder? I'm afraid there isn't. He's right about one thing. The trial is over and OJ can't be tried a 2nd time... However, since he now has admitted that he lied on the witness stand, he is admitting to perjury. He may find himself in trouble for that.


No, his statute of limitations claim is on perjury, I believe. Either way, he had already backtracked this more or less before the original story got greened yesterday.
 
2012-09-21 11:32:59 AM

TravelingFreakshow: Anybody remember the scene from "Schindler's List" where they lined up people directly behind each other so they could be dispatched with one bullet?

I'm thinking Kato, Kwame Kilpatrick, and a couple of convicted paedophiles to fill in the gaps.


Kinda random...but acceptable. I'm in.
 
2012-09-21 11:33:21 AM

Edymnion: I think he meant that the statute of limitations for perjury in California was up. Its only 3 years, after all.

He could get up and say he lied through his teeth now, nothing the law could do about it.


♪♫ "Your the gum in my coffee..." ♪♫

...for the rest of his life.
 
2012-09-21 11:34:20 AM
and not a damn was given

except for the families of the victims. Kato, STFU, you asshole.
 
2012-09-21 11:34:49 AM
Who are these people?
 
2012-09-21 11:35:43 AM

durbnpoisn: He thinks there is a statute of limitations on murder? I'm afraid there isn't. He's right about one thing. The trial is over and OJ can't be tried a 2nd time... However, since he now has admitted that he lied on the witness stand, he is admitting to perjury. He may find himself in trouble for that.


I think he was talking about the statute of limitations on perjury. I have no idea what the laws says about this. I think he is just in need of some cash. his crack pipes are empty.
 
2012-09-21 11:37:38 AM
I would say he has a book coming out, but I am not sure he can write.
 
2012-09-21 11:38:06 AM
Someone wants to extend his 15 minutes to 16 minutes it would seem.
 
2012-09-21 11:38:11 AM
I wonder why this is news. Kato said he believed OJ did it the day the verdict was announced. He had a (actually decent) radio show in LA at the time.
 
2012-09-21 11:38:55 AM
i.qkme.me
 
2012-09-21 11:40:05 AM

6655321: Kato should become Lindsay Lohan's driver.


LOL, good one.

That loser, I hope they can get him for something.
 
2012-09-21 11:42:48 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk
Guess where my finger is!
 
2012-09-21 11:47:50 AM

meta1hed: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x497]
Guess where my knife is!


FIFY
 
2012-09-21 11:48:59 AM
Kato Kaelin, a star witness at the O.J. Simpson trial, has backtracked saying that he never confirmed the disgraced former football star killed his ex-wife.

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Also, I thought it was phrases like 'back peddle' that made farkers feel smart.
 
2012-09-21 11:53:26 AM
And.........cue the book tour!
 
2012-09-21 11:56:52 AM
i46.tinypic.com 

looks innocent to me.
 
2012-09-21 12:02:13 PM
Sounds like a good way to get back on the radar. Remember in Hollywood negative attention is better than none at all
 
2012-09-21 12:03:19 PM

6655321: Kato should become Lindsay Lohan's driver.


www.mathfail.com
 
2012-09-21 12:10:47 PM

Brick-House: So OJ's innocent again. I really need to get a score card. Oh wait, I actually don't give a fuk about any zoo this, so never mind about the score card.


We get it, he's black.
 
2012-09-21 12:11:45 PM
People taking the DailyFail seriously? In my internets?

Seriously, if you can read through all that derp, even this article says that Kaelin never said that, the interview never occurred, and he is suing the NY Post for slander, I believe. So it's not that his position flip-flopped, but that he never said what the Post said he did.
 
2012-09-21 12:13:48 PM

trappedspirit: Kato Kaelin, a star witness at the O.J. Simpson trial, has backtracked saying that he never confirmed the disgraced former football star killed his ex-wife.

[i141.photobucket.com image 491x481]

Also, I thought it was phrases like 'back peddle' that made farkers feel smart.


Is that what you do when you're selling stuff from the trunk of your car?
 
2012-09-21 12:18:13 PM
How perfect, FTFA:

The LA detective who was branded a liar and racist by O.J. Simpson's defense team may no longer be on the force, but he's still keeping busy...... Fuhrman now provides crime commentary for Fox News.

way to go FAUX news. Perfect choice for your biased and unfair channel.
 
2012-09-21 12:18:19 PM
Your 15 minutes was up a long time ago Kato - nobody, but NOBODY gives a flying fark what you think!
 
2012-09-21 12:18:37 PM
I was there the night Ron and Nikki were murdered. Did I mention that I'm in a Thailand prison? Come get me out now and I'll tell you the rest of the story.

And holy shiat by the way: John Mark Carr is now a woman... WTF on that guy, right? Know what I'm saying?

Wikipedia - John Mark Karr [SFW]
 
2012-09-21 12:22:06 PM

ChipNASA: Nurglitch: He should have doubled-down.

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Got damb, that version of that kid makes me lawl every time.

/not racist
//some of my best friends are black people that spin a basketball on their finger, while holding a piece of watermelon, as a bucket of KFC levitates behind them
 
2012-09-21 12:25:06 PM
Check must have cleared.
 
2012-09-21 12:27:06 PM

basscomm: trappedspirit: Kato Kaelin, a star witness at the O.J. Simpson trial, has backtracked saying that he never confirmed the disgraced former football star killed his ex-wife.

[i141.photobucket.com image 491x481]

Also, I thought it was phrases like 'back peddle' that made farkers feel smart.

Is that what you do when you're selling stuff from the trunk of your car?


It's more used in the sense of baby's got back
 
2012-09-21 12:47:30 PM

WeenerGord: So was Kato prostituting himself to OJ for gay sex? WTF was he doing with him otherwise?


my guess is Kato provided house boy errand services in return for free rent which made OJ look like a benevolent supporter of a struggling artist.
 
2012-09-21 12:49:45 PM
This being one of those stories that is never able to grab more than about half of one's attention, I may be mis-remembering this but wasn't there a book or story that came out a couple of years ago about OJ's son by his first marriage being the murderer and that OJ was covering for him?
 
2012-09-21 01:27:49 PM

RaisedOnATARI: How perfect, FTFA:

The LA detective who was branded a liar and racist by O.J. Simpson's defense team may no longer be on the force, but he's still keeping busy...... Fuhrman now provides crime commentary for Fox News.

way to go FAUX news. Perfect choice for your biased and unfair channel.


Mark Fuhrmann
Jeannine Pirro
Dick Morris
Juan Williams
Judith Miller
Karl Rove

Who's missing?

All you have to do is fail in some spectacular way, or get off the hook for a crime, and that bumps you up to the top of the Fox pundit list.
 
2012-09-21 01:30:35 PM

meta1hed: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x497]
Guess where my finger is!


Up OJ's ass?
 
2012-09-21 01:35:07 PM
Oh, I see. 'Round these parts it's not called a repeat, it's called a follow-up.
 
2012-09-21 01:35:28 PM

exparrot: RaisedOnATARI: How perfect, FTFA:

The LA detective who was branded a liar and racist by O.J. Simpson's defense team may no longer be on the force, but he's still keeping busy...... Fuhrman now provides crime commentary for Fox News.

way to go FAUX news. Perfect choice for your biased and unfair channel.

Mark Fuhrmann
Jeannine Pirro
Dick Morris
Juan Williams
Judith Miller
Karl Rove

Who's missing?

All you have to do is fail in some spectacular way, or get off the hook for a crime, and that bumps you up to the top of the Fox pundit list.


Ollie North
Did Scooter Libby ever become a commentator?
 
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