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(Daily Mail)   Math teacher born with no arms teaches students using her feet, leaves male students hoping she wears a short skirt one day   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 38
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2012-09-21 04:47:07 AM
It's dusty in here and I have a weird boner also
 
2012-09-21 04:49:14 AM
Yeah, she's actually fairly attractive.

And I feel so dirty for saying this, but you KNOW she must give a fantastic blow job....
I'm just gonna go sit in a deep hole now =/
 
2012-09-21 04:59:20 AM
she ought to be teaching the high school level.....those young students would never appreciate her true talents.

/I would not mind finding her X
//errr....I meant upside down Y
 
2012-09-21 05:00:44 AM
Her license plate alone makes her awesomely hot.

Wait, she drives?
 
2012-09-21 05:19:45 AM

Uchiha_Cycliste: Yeah, she's actually fairly attractive.

And I feel so dirty for saying this, but you KNOW she must give a fantastic blow job....
I'm just gonna go sit in a deep hole now =/


She's limber, too.

I'm certain that Rule 34 has this covered but I'm not gonna check.
 
2012-09-21 05:32:04 AM

Uchiha_Cycliste: Yeah, she's actually fairly attractive.


She's got a leg up on her competition.
 
2012-09-21 05:39:16 AM

powhound: she ought to be teaching the high school level.....those young students would never appreciate her true talents.

/I would not mind finding her X
//errr....I meant upside down Y


in other words... you want to integrate1 and multiply.

1Of course my integrate I mean measure and study the area under her curves.
 
2012-09-21 05:43:27 AM

TheSwizz: Her license plate alone makes her awesomely hot.

Wait, she drives?


She drives like every other woman, with her knees. She just doesn't have the ability to simultaneously text and put on make-up.
 
2012-09-21 05:47:24 AM

DubyaHater: TheSwizz: Her license plate alone makes her awesomely hot.

Wait, she drives?

She drives like every other woman, with her knees. She just doesn't have the ability to simultaneously text and put on make-up*.


true fact, make-up application while driving is called farding.
 
2012-09-21 06:33:58 AM

Uchiha_Cycliste: Yeah, she's actually fairly attractive


I must have different photos in the article that my computer pulled up.
 
2012-09-21 06:33:59 AM
I'm not feeling it.
 
2012-09-21 07:05:10 AM
While certainly inspiring and impressive, I'm far too ignorant to be taught in such a manner. At least I'm being honest for a change.
 
2012-09-21 07:11:07 AM

Uchiha_Cycliste: Yeah, she's actually fairly attractive.

And I feel so dirty for saying this, but you KNOW she must give a fantastic blow jobfootjob....
I'm just gonna go sit in a deep hole now =/


FTFY
 
2012-09-21 07:18:53 AM
The students are using her feet? Huh?
 
2012-09-21 08:36:08 AM
CSB time. In college we had this TA for Engineering Statistics that basically was in charge of teaching the class. This guy was Chinese, had a very thick accent, and thus was very hard to understand. Oh, did I mention the dude had no arms? Well, I guess he had this little nub where one arm would be. He wrote on the chalkboard with this arm. You couldn't read anything is was writing and could only understand about every fifth word he was saying. Took me about a week to figure out going to that class was going to be a waste of time.
 
2012-09-21 08:49:17 AM
I always find it interesting just how dextrous a pair of feet can be.
 
2012-09-21 09:10:05 AM
How the hell does she wipe?
 
2012-09-21 09:33:15 AM
i1015.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-21 09:33:47 AM
My second-grade teacher had no thumbs, but taught us how to write (cursive) using the overhead projector.

To this day I write with the pen between my index and middle finger.
 
2012-09-21 09:35:22 AM
Wait a second, how can she spell "Happy Feet" on an Ohio plate? HAPYFT?
 
2012-09-21 09:36:45 AM
And then I read the rest of the article. Feel free to ignore my minor outrage and carry on
 
2012-09-21 09:56:59 AM
imageshack.us

Now that is one attwactive wady.
 
2012-09-21 10:21:50 AM
At least she's got a better job than her father Art and her twin brothers Curt and Rod.
 
2012-09-21 10:54:16 AM
Great, my city Lakewood OH makes it to Fark for...for...

For something really inspiring, actually!
 
2012-09-21 11:13:44 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Uchiha_Cycliste: Yeah, she's actually fairly attractive

I must have different photos in the article that my computer pulled up.


Yeah, -1 to Uchiha_Cycliste for making me click a Daily Fail link against my better instincts.
 
2012-09-21 11:46:30 AM
Does her class teach axis-transformation?

What rule would she use?
 
2012-09-21 12:37:35 PM

ObscureNameHere: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Uchiha_Cycliste: Yeah, she's actually fairly attractive

I must have different photos in the article that my computer pulled up.

Yeah, -1 to Uchiha_Cycliste for making me click a Daily Fail link against my better instincts.


I felt it was my turn to give back to a community that has taken so very much away from me 3=)
 
2012-09-21 12:47:06 PM

meta1hed: Does her class teach axis-transformation?

What rule would she use?


Probably the "we don't worry about vector arithmetic in eighth grade" rule.
 
2012-09-21 01:02:21 PM
I find it troubling and oddly arousing that she doesn't seem to have any problem writing stuff at the top of that whiteboard.
 
2012-09-21 01:17:30 PM
She used improv to spice up her lectures on long division, but much like her torso, the students didn't find it humerus.
 
2012-09-21 02:46:10 PM
her name is "Eilene" no wait, she's Asian... "Irene"
 
2012-09-21 05:19:43 PM
I have actually worked with her. The only odd thing is not knowing if you should shake her foot when you greet her! lol! When she subbed, she would start each class with, "Ok, now I guess you can see there is something a little different about me. Do you have any questions?" Really an awesome person. And holy heck is she flexable! And yes, she writes with a pen between her toes.
 
2012-09-21 05:24:58 PM

cleveoh: Great, my city Lakewood OH makes it to Fark for...for...

For something really inspiring, actually!


Second! I knew when I saw it had gone to CNN...made for fark headline..
 
2012-09-21 05:51:50 PM

tigerose: I have actually worked with her. The only odd thing is not knowing if you should shake her foot when you greet her! lol! When she subbed, she would start each class with, "Ok, now I guess you can see there is something a little different about me. Do you have any questions?" Really an awesome person. And holy heck is she flexable! And yes, she writes with a pen between her toes.


I'm blind, you insensitive biatch!
 
2012-09-21 05:53:50 PM

jtown: tigerose: I have actually worked with her. The only odd thing is not knowing if you should shake her foot when you greet her! lol! When she subbed, she would start each class with, "Ok, now I guess you can see there is something a little different about me. Do you have any questions?" Really an awesome person. And holy heck is she flexable! And yes, she writes with a pen between her toes.

I'm blind, you insensitive biatch!


"Young man, there is no braille anatomy class in this school"
 
2012-09-21 07:02:22 PM
Trust me on this one, boys. Once you've had feet, nothing else is as neat. Take your lady to a restaurant with long tablecloths, and make sure that you wear loafers because she gets her turn too.
 
2012-09-21 07:16:14 PM

Mr. Toadcheese: Trust me on this one, boys. Once you've had feet, nothing else is as neat. Take your lady to a restaurant with long tablecloths, and make sure that you wear loafers because she gets her turn too.


:) Sandals are excellent for this!
 
2012-09-22 01:04:33 AM
You have to hand it to her.
 
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