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(Daily Mail)   Man with world's largest hat collection dies, leaves son 109,000 hats. At least he didn't stipulate in his will that his son must wear all the hats, or the poor guy would look like a NASCAR driver in victory lane changing hats every five seconds   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 34
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2012-09-21 05:22:11 AM
www.geek.com
 
2012-09-21 05:25:26 AM
Too bad his son is hydrocephalic.
 
2012-09-21 05:43:51 AM
http://earlymath.erikson.edu/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/caps-for-sale- 2.jpg
 
2012-09-21 05:45:00 AM
earlymath.erikson.edu
 
2012-09-21 05:45:34 AM
came for a tf2 reference, leaving happy.
 
2012-09-21 05:48:19 AM
A 3 Ring binder?

Couldn't the dad have cataloged it in some type of database.

IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK, Dad?
 
2012-09-21 05:59:38 AM
OCD claims another victim.

/hats (plural) off to him
 
2012-09-21 06:17:50 AM
www.booksofwonder.com


/got nothin'
 
2012-09-21 06:20:18 AM

wedun: came for a tf2 reference, leaving happy.


Came for a Dr. Seuss reference. Leaving unhappy.

upload.wikimedia.org

Unavailable for comment.
 
2012-09-21 06:31:49 AM

Rusty Shackleford: [www.booksofwonder.com image 432x432]


If I'd only been a little more patient...
 
2012-09-21 06:36:54 AM
That isn't a hat collection it is a cap collection.
 
2012-09-21 06:44:41 AM
Came here for Bartholomew Cubbins, leaving spent.
 
2012-09-21 07:30:26 AM
ak.buy.com

hotlink
 
2012-09-21 07:34:10 AM

wedun: came for a tf2 reference, leaving happy.


Yeah, same here. Somebody call Gaben, this man just won tf2.

/My backpack is small, and has too few slots
//Were any of the hats ...unusual?
 
2012-09-21 07:36:48 AM
 
2012-09-21 07:38:39 AM
assets.flavorwire.com
 
2012-09-21 07:44:21 AM
any asshats in there?
 
2012-09-21 08:05:01 AM
25.media.tumblr.com

But is it safe to dance in them?
 
2012-09-21 08:06:23 AM
came for Caps For Sale

/leaving happy
 
2012-09-21 08:26:14 AM
100,000? *Insert Doctor seuss reference here*

Hats cost at least $10 each new, probably closer to $20 or $30. We'll assume some were free or at garage sales or second hand store, so $10 each. $1 million of hats!
 
2012-09-21 08:29:00 AM
subby, you inbred bastard, nobody understands your stupid nascar reference. Now leave the liburry, where you have somehow figured out the whole interwebs thing. Go back to your double-wide, and resume spanking it while your kin - sipping on Natty Light, chain-smoking the cheapest shiat you can find, and generally ignoring young Cletus, who at 11 has been tasked as the bread-winner in the family - sits in the beat-down, second-hand recliner next to yours while
 
2012-09-21 08:35:32 AM

NiceBeaver: subby, you inbred bastard, nobody understands your stupid nascar reference. Now leave the liburry, where you have somehow figured out the whole interwebs thing. Go back to your double-wide, and resume spanking it while your kin - sipping on Natty Light, chain-smoking the cheapest shiat you can find, and generally ignoring young Cletus, who at 11 has been tasked as the bread-winner in the family - sits in the beat-down, second-hand recliner next to yours while


Heeeyyy.... SO not true! We Nascar fans drink Bud and Bud only. ERMAGERD DALE JR

/yes I know he's sponsored by Dew now
 
2012-09-21 08:46:10 AM
I am curious would someone please translate the reference from redneck fascist to socialist librul for me?
 
2012-09-21 09:13:42 AM
I showed up for a Johnny Dangerously reference.

/leaving unfulfilled
//now I know how all my exes feel
 
2012-09-21 09:25:24 AM

ArmagedDan: wedun: came for a tf2 reference, leaving happy.

Yeah, same here. Somebody call Gaben, this man just won tf2.

/My backpack is small, and has too few slots
//Were any of the hats ...unusual?


With all those hats, no one will suspect him of being poor and Irish. Or is it presumptuous to say that?
 
2012-09-21 10:22:21 AM

pollardy: [www.geek.com image 440x440]


More like this:
tf2wiki.net
 
2012-09-21 10:52:13 AM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-09-21 11:21:39 AM
cache.gizmodo.com
 
2012-09-21 12:17:53 PM
www.bat-mania.co.uk
 
2012-09-21 12:43:21 PM

NiceBeaver: subby, you inbred bastard, nobody understands your stupid nascar reference. Now leave the liburry, where you have somehow figured out the whole interwebs thing. Go back to your double-wide, and resume spanking it while your kin - sipping on Natty Light, chain-smoking the cheapest shiat you can find, and generally ignoring young Cletus, who at 11 has been tasked as the bread-winner in the family - sits in the beat-down, second-hand recliner next to yours while


Actually, I got it subby, kudos. It's unofficially known as the "hat-dance".
 
2012-09-21 01:15:17 PM
Link is 'farked'?
 
2012-09-21 03:35:26 PM
WSJ has a story on it too.

Fark won't allow the link in a hyperlink.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000087239639044445000457800434257286 6 524.html
 
2012-09-21 04:03:00 PM
Shadowtag: Came here for Bartholomew Cubbins Cummins, leaving spent.

/FTFY
 
2012-09-22 12:31:22 AM

Rusty Shackleford: [www.booksofwonder.com image 432x432]

/got nothin'


Came for Bartholomew Cubbins, leaving satisfied.
 
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