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(Courier Mail)   These days Tom Cruise is drinking late into the night with his new friends from the "American Pie" franchise   (couriermail.com.au) divider line 17
    More: Sad, Tom Cruise, Tara Reid, Jack Reacher, DJing, American Pie, Thomas Ian Nicholas  
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2012-09-21 07:49:48 AM  
5 votes:
This one time, at thetan camp...
2012-09-21 07:04:21 AM  
5 votes:

kokomo61: Since when does your date sit in a different part of the car than you do?


It happens when your date has a lower thetan level than you.

/I usually have to ride in the trunk
2012-09-21 07:54:00 AM  
2 votes:
I love how the woman he's on a date with is ashamed to get her picture taken
2012-09-21 07:23:36 AM  
2 votes:
Daddy, why does that lady look like that couch we moved into the basement?

Shuddup, Suri.
2012-09-21 07:15:01 AM  
2 votes:
Tommy Mapother's trailer-trash roots are beginning to show through.

/Katie Holmes will be his Rosebud.
2012-09-21 07:09:28 AM  
2 votes:
American Pie was Benicio del Toro's best work.
2012-09-21 06:57:45 AM  
2 votes:
would they have to put a phone book on the barstool so he could see over?
2012-09-21 05:32:59 AM  
2 votes:
Or just being spotted in the same nightclub at the same time. Does this mean that in the late nineties, I was drinking late into the night with new friends Sean Penn, Wyclef Jean, NSYNC, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Monica Lewinsky?
2012-09-21 11:11:08 AM  
1 votes:

Mugato: titwrench: Tom Cruise's clothes look like he went to a gay Tom Cruise themed Party and he went as gay Maverick.

You said "gay" like six times.


yeah, man, that's like so gay... you said gay so much you must like being gay... that's the gayest thing I've ever heard...

oh shiat! it's contagious!!! the gay is contagious!!! I'm saying it now... I'm so gay...

oh well, I guess it's time to go get some leather pants, Lady Gaga and Madonna CD's and work on my lisp.
2012-09-21 10:06:18 AM  
1 votes:

titwrench: Tom Cruise's clothes look like he went to a gay Tom Cruise themed Party and he went as gay Maverick.


You said "gay" like six times.
2012-09-21 09:44:08 AM  
1 votes:
Tom Cruise's clothes look like he went to a gay Tom Cruise themed Party and he went as gay Maverick.
2012-09-21 07:25:20 AM  
1 votes:
Okay: I will make it up to you.

i.imgur.com

Better
2012-09-21 07:18:09 AM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-09-21 07:08:57 AM  
1 votes:
Does anyone else really, really, REALLY want to see this guy pull a Lindsey Lohan complete train wreck?
2012-09-21 06:53:20 AM  
1 votes:
I would go drinking with Benicio Del Toro, no question.

/After a few rounds I might even understand him.
2012-09-21 06:52:02 AM  
1 votes:
Since when does your date sit in a different part of the car than you do?
2012-09-21 06:49:34 AM  
1 votes:
Tom Cruise & Tara Reid.

Sure. Why not? He's into aliens.
 
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