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(Courier Mail)   These days Tom Cruise is drinking late into the night with his new friends from the "American Pie" franchise   (couriermail.com.au) divider line 61
    More: Sad, Tom Cruise, Tara Reid, Jack Reacher, DJing, American Pie, Thomas Ian Nicholas  
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2012-09-21 05:32:59 AM  
Or just being spotted in the same nightclub at the same time. Does this mean that in the late nineties, I was drinking late into the night with new friends Sean Penn, Wyclef Jean, NSYNC, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Monica Lewinsky?
 
2012-09-21 06:49:34 AM  
Tom Cruise & Tara Reid.

Sure. Why not? He's into aliens.
 
2012-09-21 06:49:36 AM  
Something about LOL I bet he's gay because Scientology and John Travolta and he's been married to 3 women.
 
2012-09-21 06:52:02 AM  
Since when does your date sit in a different part of the car than you do?
 
2012-09-21 06:53:20 AM  
I would go drinking with Benicio Del Toro, no question.

/After a few rounds I might even understand him.
 
2012-09-21 06:57:45 AM  
would they have to put a phone book on the barstool so he could see over?
 
2012-09-21 07:04:21 AM  

kokomo61: Since when does your date sit in a different part of the car than you do?


It happens when your date has a lower thetan level than you.

/I usually have to ride in the trunk
 
2012-09-21 07:08:57 AM  
Does anyone else really, really, REALLY want to see this guy pull a Lindsey Lohan complete train wreck?
 
2012-09-21 07:09:14 AM  
Tara Reid, that's a name i never thought i would hear again.
 
2012-09-21 07:09:28 AM  
American Pie was Benicio del Toro's best work.
 
2012-09-21 07:15:01 AM  
Tommy Mapother's trailer-trash roots are beginning to show through.

/Katie Holmes will be his Rosebud.
 
2012-09-21 07:16:52 AM  
I thought Scientologists didn't drink.
 
2012-09-21 07:18:09 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-21 07:21:39 AM  

badgerb: [i.imgur.com image 440x315]


Why would you do that to us? Why?
 
2012-09-21 07:23:36 AM  
Daddy, why does that lady look like that couch we moved into the basement?

Shuddup, Suri.
 
2012-09-21 07:25:20 AM  
Okay: I will make it up to you.

i.imgur.com

Better
 
2012-09-21 07:28:49 AM  
GOLLY! Celebrity gossip!
 
2012-09-21 07:37:45 AM  

Shadowtag: I would go drinking with Benicio Del Toro, no question.

/After a few rounds I might even understand him.


sowhotookthefarkingtruck?
 
2012-09-21 07:43:06 AM  
Geez. Tara Reid is lookin' kinda rough these days.

I do feel kinda bad for ol' Tommy Boy, though. From all accounts, the divorce
came out of left field - at least as far as he was concerned.

Does anybody else think the mystery brunette w/ her dark hair, ponytail, and
even the lines of her neck, looks like Katie? (at least as much as the back of
a person's head can look like the back of another person's head)
 
2012-09-21 07:49:48 AM  
This one time, at thetan camp...
 
2012-09-21 07:54:00 AM  
I love how the woman he's on a date with is ashamed to get her picture taken
 
2012-09-21 08:18:27 AM  
FTA: In fact, father and child have not been photographed together for 50 days.

Out here in the flyover country that's not really so unusual, biatchy celebrity gossip columnist person.
 
2012-09-21 08:23:04 AM  
Tom Cruise needs to publicly leave Scientology and bring out some dirt that destroys the whole cult. Then he can say he's been trying to do this for a long time and he just had to keep the act up so he could get the goods. He'll look like a hero.
 
2012-09-21 08:24:47 AM  
Wait. Do you mean that there are still people who give a flying fark what Tom Cruise does? His career has been over for some years now.
 
2012-09-21 08:26:26 AM  
resources1.news.com.au

What a swanky place. Looks like it was decorated by a Garden Place employee with a $75 budget.
 
2012-09-21 08:27:34 AM  

JackieRabbit: Wait. Do you mean that there are still people who give a flying fark what Tom Cruise does? His career has been over for some years now.


Yeah, that last Mission Impossible movie only made a billion or so dollars.
 
2012-09-21 08:28:13 AM  
That photo of Tara Reid coming out of the club is why I have no interest in being a celebrity.

I don't care how much money there is in it, there is no pricetag on having your own life to live as you please, not under the constant microscope and scrutiny of the media.

/ or the gov't
// living free or dying?
/// not currently holed up in a fortified compound
 
2012-09-21 08:31:33 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: [resources1.news.com.au image 650x366]

What a swanky place. Looks like it was decorated by a Garden Place employee with a $75 budget.


The dude in the background there is giving me the heebie jeeebies.... weirdo!
 
2012-09-21 08:34:23 AM  

Brew78: I don't care how much money there is in it, there is no pricetag on having your own life to live as you please, not under the constant microscope and scrutiny of the media.


So buy a ranch in Wyoming or move to another country and don't live your life on Hollywood Boulevard. As much as they biatch and moan about the paparazzi, if tomorrow no one took their picture or printed stories about them they'd jump out of a farking window,
 
2012-09-21 08:39:14 AM  
The dude got divorced.

Drink up Tom. Do a Broadway show and prowl around New York City with your money and your fame. Pass out drunk in front of the NYTs building.
 
2012-09-21 08:52:47 AM  

MikeSass: Does anyone else really, really, REALLY want to see this guy pull a Lindsey Lohan complete train wreck?


I thought that was what he was currently doing.
 
2012-09-21 08:53:37 AM  

Mugato: JackieRabbit: Wait. Do you mean that there are still people who give a flying fark what Tom Cruise does? His career has been over for some years now.

Yeah, that last Mission Impossible movie only made a billion or so dollars.


For all his personal weirdness, he help gets good movies made.
 
2012-09-21 08:57:35 AM  

beta_plus: Mugato: JackieRabbit: Wait. Do you mean that there are still people who give a flying fark what Tom Cruise does? His career has been over for some years now.

Yeah, that last Mission Impossible movie only made a billion or so dollars.

For all his personal weirdness, he help gets good movies made.


Good movies? I never thought he was a good actor. He's rather dull and insipid. He is just pretty to look at.
 
2012-09-21 09:00:16 AM  

Mr. Cat Poop: Tom Cruise needs to publicly leave Scientology and bring out some dirt that destroys the whole cult. Then he can say he's been trying to do this for a long time and he just had to keep the act up so he could get the goods. He'll look like a hero.


He can't. After all the 'auditing' he did when he was young and stupid(-er), which is basically sitting hooked to a crude lie-detector and confessing your darkest secrets to someone writing it all on a personal file, the scientologists will destroy him.

In the video he did for Scientology it looks to me like he was acting. or he is that incredibly stupid and he actually buys the CoS bullshiat and in that case forget everything iv'e said.
 
2012-09-21 09:09:23 AM  
I went for pictures of Benecio... and left disappoint.
 
2012-09-21 09:11:55 AM  

Shadowtag: I would go drinking with Benicio Del Toro, no question.

/After a few rounds I might even understand him.


"I flip you"

and how the hell is Tara Reid able to maintain this lifestyle. I guess she's good with money.
 
2012-09-21 09:12:20 AM  

JackieRabbit: beta_plus: Mugato: JackieRabbit: Wait. Do you mean that there are still people who give a flying fark what Tom Cruise does? His career has been over for some years now.

Yeah, that last Mission Impossible movie only made a billion or so dollars.

For all his personal weirdness, he help gets good movies made.

Good movies? I never thought he was a good actor. He's rather dull and insipid. He is just pretty to look at.


Will they be studied in "l'ecole de FEEEEEIILLM" by people wearing berets and smoking stinky cigarettes? No, but he consistently makes very entertaining films that people enjoy. A few bomb (Days of Thunder), but most do well. I think that all 4 of the Mission Impossibles are great examples of how to make great entertainment (and the last one actually had some resemblance to the original show!).

As for his acting, it's hard enough to find anyone to play the leading role in a film who is at least competent. He may not have much range, but by all accounts he works very hard in each of his films, does everything he can to make them a success, and is good enough an actor to make it work. While most actors are jerks during promotion time doing as little as possible, he does everything he can. His value isn't so much his acting or his looks (there are many actors who are better than him and better looking at the same time). It's that he's the world's greatest salesman. Look at what he sells and how much money it makes.

/the guy is a weirdo but if you want to know what it takes to succeed, there are worse people to study
 
2012-09-21 09:15:58 AM  
Tom Criuse, Scientologist = Kirk Cameron, Christian

other than the obvious differences, Tom has money and no wife, Kirk has a wife and a dozen or so home-schooled kids
 
2012-09-21 09:20:13 AM  

Sofa King Smart: Tom Criuse, Scientologist = Kirk Cameron, Christian

other than the obvious differences, Tom has money and no wife, Kirk has a wife and a dozen or so home-schooled kids


-1
Obvious troll is obvious.
 
2012-09-21 09:42:12 AM  
Supplied Source is Supplied
 
2012-09-21 09:44:08 AM  
Tom Cruise's clothes look like he went to a gay Tom Cruise themed Party and he went as gay Maverick.
 
2012-09-21 09:56:41 AM  

badgerb: Okay: I will make it up to you.

[i.imgur.com image 400x300]

Better


Actually, no, that is not that much better. Even at her best she has always looked nasty.
 
2012-09-21 10:03:33 AM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: Shadowtag: I would go drinking with Benicio Del Toro, no question.

/After a few rounds I might even understand him.

"I flip you"

and how the hell is Tara Reid able to maintain this lifestyle. I guess she's good with money.


"Canyahearmeindaback? Hello?"

"Jusgimmedafarkinkeysyacawksucka whaddafark?"
 
2012-09-21 10:06:18 AM  

titwrench: Tom Cruise's clothes look like he went to a gay Tom Cruise themed Party and he went as gay Maverick.


You said "gay" like six times.
 
2012-09-21 10:14:17 AM  
I don't care how much money there is in it, there is no pricetag on having your own life to live as you please, not under the constant microscope and scrutiny of the media.

Here's the thing- my wife and I travel to LA every once in a while. Stay at the Mondrian on Sunset. We walk around in that area, down to Robertson, etc. And you canNOT go anywhere without seeing a "celebrity". Lunch at the Ivy? There's Chris Rock (who lives in Alpine, NJ, btw). Drinks at the Sky Club? There's the dude from Party of Five. These people LIVE there. They CHOOSE to live in/go to places where they KNOW they'll be seen and photographed.

"B-b-but they WORK there!"

24/7/365? Nope. Even the longest, most arduous movie production lasts a few months. There's no reason at all that they have to live where they work. If it was me, I'd live in freakin' Arizona or a ranch in Wyoming and commute by private jet to LA when I needed to.

Problem solved.
 
2012-09-21 10:16:38 AM  

Sofa King Smart: Tom Criuse, Scientologist = Kirk Cameron, Christian

other than the obvious differences, Tom has money and no wife, Kirk has a wife and a dozen or so home-schooled kids


And a banana. You can't explain that.
 
2012-09-21 10:19:25 AM  

miss diminutive: kokomo61: Since when does your date sit in a different part of the car than you do?

It happens when your date has a lower thetan level than you.

/I usually have to ride in the trunk


Kinky. I'd like to know more!
 
2012-09-21 10:20:48 AM  

RoosterCogburn: I love how the woman he's on a date with is ashamed to get her picture taken


Or maybe just likes her privacy. Cruise is a creep but come on, fark paparazzi.
 
2012-09-21 10:29:27 AM  

Mugato: Brew78: I don't care how much money there is in it, there is no pricetag on having your own life to live as you please, not under the constant microscope and scrutiny of the media.

So buy a ranch in Wyoming or move to another country and don't live your life on Hollywood Boulevard. As much as they biatch and moan about the paparazzi, if tomorrow no one took their picture or printed stories about them they'd jump out of a farking window,


Well you're right on the media coverage, but I'd still think that it doesn't really matter where you live. If you're a celebrity, you will never have a "normal life", there will always be people interrupting you no matter what you do or where you are.

I mean, maybe if you make your bucks on a couple hot movies or popular TV show then immediately step out of the spotlight and move on to other things, invest wisely etc, eventually you might get most of your life back and still have some money.

But eff that, seriously. It ain't for me. I'll take a fortune, but if it comes at the price of fame I want no part of it.

That's why I have no sympathy for celebrities and their life of unending privacy violations. That's the price you pay for the fortune you're accumulating by way of fame. Don't like people rooting through your garbage and following you around with cameras, don't become a f'ing celebrity!
 
2012-09-21 10:31:51 AM  
Wow...a guy goes to a bar. WEIRD.

Seriously, you people teeing off on it are just a different breed of starf*cker.
 
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