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(Daily Mail)   Rikers Island prison guard sues because of rampant sex in the workplace, even though she's getting plowed by a married warden. Well, if she dresses at work like she does in the pictures in TFA, no wonder there's so much sex being had   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 116
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2012-09-21 05:10:25 AM
Why her coworkers would take issue with her is a mystery indeed.
 
2012-09-21 05:28:53 AM
Snitches get stitches and apparently sluts get cuts.
 
2012-09-21 06:29:09 AM
I like big butts and I cannot lie
 
2012-09-21 07:34:30 AM
"Look at me! I'm a cliche!"
 
2012-09-21 07:35:09 AM
If the warden is gonna be hittin' the female COs...he needs to hire better looking CO's...not fat chicks with man faces.

Judging by her man-face and fat sacks....this gal is upset because the other COs aint hittin' her
 
2012-09-21 07:35:38 AM
Classy.

/why do I click those links? I'm always dissapoint
 
2012-09-21 07:39:14 AM
Miss Bryan alleges in the lawsuit that her female supervisors discriminated against her because she was having an affair with a married Rikers Island warden, whose wife also worked at the jail.

You know, if a guy boinked a colleague's wife, the other guys at work would probably also think that guy was a douche.
 
2012-09-21 07:39:33 AM

Some

cman: I like big butts and I cannot lie


The warden might agree with you, but I just don't find that woman even remotely attractive. Oh well, that's a personal taste thing and to each their own. Otherwise we'd all look alike and only type would ever get laid so I'm okay with that.

More to the point. Your a warden of a jail. Why the hell would you do something (abuse) that would get you thrown in jail?

The lawsuit comes almost seven months after Bailey was arrested on assault and harassment charges.

Warden in a jail get's thrown into jail cell. How do you think that's going to turn out for the Warden? What the hell were they thinking? Sounds like this kind of thing was rampant.
 
2012-09-21 07:41:56 AM
Don't dip your pen in the company ink. Or some such metaphor.
 
2012-09-21 07:42:17 AM

Public Savant: You know, if a guy boinked a colleague's wife, the other guys at work would probably also think that guy was a douche.


Somehow you so eloquently captured what this twit failed to pick up all on her own. Farking my coworkers spouses, and now they don't like me, and she doesn't understand why.
 
2012-09-21 07:42:41 AM
Big ugly ass, big ugly head, tatoos, hair extensions.... yep... looking for a free ride.
 
2012-09-21 07:45:08 AM
Wasn't that guy in Wrath of Khan?
 
2012-09-21 07:47:11 AM
New York prisons had to hire equal numbers of female staff, so there is now like a 1 to 1 guard to prisoner ratio at some of these jails. Better than paying them to sit around and do nothing I suppose.
 
2012-09-21 07:48:22 AM
She looks like she could break a fellow.
 
2012-09-21 07:50:05 AM

onyxruby: Public Savant: You know, if a guy boinked a colleague's wife, the other guys at work would probably also think that guy was a douche.

Somehow you so eloquently captured what this twit failed to pick up all on her own. Farking my coworkers spouses, and now they don't like me, and she doesn't understand why.


Exactly this. Workplace affairs make life difficult for a lot of people, not just the two who are involved. Two co-workers of mine had an affair, I bumped into the guy and his wife (who I'd met before) at a bar, said hello, she called me a whore and tried to throw a drink over me (he stopped her). She thought I was the one her husband was farking. Awkward on Monday morning.
 
2012-09-21 07:50:30 AM
Socialist!

/amidoinitright?
 
2012-09-21 07:51:10 AM
Ba-Donk a-donk.
 
2012-09-21 07:51:48 AM
Uh, well, hell ya.
 
2012-09-21 07:52:39 AM
_ _ _ _ _ people problem.
 
2012-09-21 07:53:20 AM
She sounds fat. Probably black.

/DNRTFA
 
2012-09-21 07:53:29 AM

austin_millbarge: Wasn't that guy in Wrath of Khan?


i.dailymail.co.uk

www.wearysloth.com

I think you may be right.
 
2012-09-21 07:54:35 AM
Oh for fark's sake. That isn't discrimination. That's women getting pissy because this woman
did something as class-less as having an affair with her married supervisor, whose OWN WIFE
worked at the same farking jail and probably has friends there.

Like back in high school - if word got out that Girl A was sneaking around with Girl B's boyfriend,
Girl B and all of her friends would make life miserable for Girl A.

Quit acting like such a self entitled biatch. Does it suck that the women are treating you like
shiat at work? Yes. Life ain't fair, Sweetcheeks. You kinda brought it on yourself.
 
2012-09-21 07:54:53 AM

BoxOfBees: Don't dip your pen in the company ink. Or some such metaphor.


Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
 
2012-09-21 07:55:52 AM
I dig big gals
but there's something distictly vile about her

maybe 'cause she's dead behind the eyes
 
2012-09-21 07:56:03 AM
I thought the warden looked like Paul Winfield..

cps-static.rovicorp.com
 
2012-09-21 07:56:08 AM
This is screaming for a "Dat ass" caption

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-09-21 07:57:20 AM

Spiralmonkey: She thought I was the one her husband was farking. Awkward on Monday morning.


Just curious, how did you handle that? I've never been in that situation. That certainly would have been awkward. Glad you weren't the one who had the affair.
 
2012-09-21 07:58:42 AM
Looks like she got plenty of skrimps.
 
2012-09-21 08:01:53 AM

MightyPez: This is screaming for a "Dat ass" caption

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x380]


Actually, I was thinking, "Watch out, we got a badass over here."
 
2012-09-21 08:04:20 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-21 08:06:28 AM
Are you guys sure Tim Curry hasn't just blacked up for a new acting role?
i.dailymail.co.uk

content6.flixster.com
 
2012-09-21 08:08:40 AM

austin_millbarge: Wasn't that guy in Wrath of Khan?


Looks like him.
tweaktoday.com
 
2012-09-21 08:12:07 AM

moel: Are you guys sure Tim Curry hasn't just blacked up for a new acting role?
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x380]

[content6.flixster.com image 280x250]


CAN'T UNSEE
 
2012-09-21 08:12:38 AM
Oh god. shiat yeah I would, I'd grease her up and make her squeal like a piggie, unf. I have such a boner for mean biatches that are dtf.
 
2012-09-21 08:13:30 AM
That biatch is disgusting. I'd bet money on the fact that this is not about discrimination, but, instead, the warden dropping her fat ass to go with someone who doesn't look like a sleepy tranny with back fat.
 
2012-09-21 08:14:09 AM
ewwwewwwewwww... there should be warnings when the links go to colored people...
 
2012-09-21 08:18:10 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

The least you could have done is hide the tag. The most you could have done is hide everything.
 
2012-09-21 08:18:20 AM
I'm not sure the Warden had a chance. She looks like the type that will hurt you if you say no
 
2012-09-21 08:19:15 AM

willfullyobscure: Oh god. shiat yeah I would, I'd grease her up and make her squeal like a piggie, unf. I have such a boner for mean biatches that are dtf.


Dumptruck face?
 
2012-09-21 08:21:33 AM

Fear the Clam: willfullyobscure: Oh god. shiat yeah I would, I'd grease her up and make her squeal like a piggie, unf. I have such a boner for mean biatches that are dtf.

Dumptruck face?


Disgusting Tranny Fatasses?
 
2012-09-21 08:24:42 AM
jail is supposed to be a mystery
when you work there doesn't it kinda takes the fun out of the whole process??
 
2012-09-21 08:25:54 AM
Public Savant: You know, if a guy boinked a colleague's wife, the other guys at work would probably also think that guy was a douche.

Somehow you so eloquently captured what this twit failed to pick up all on her own. Farking my coworkers spouses, and now they don't like me, and she doesn't understand why.

Because most adults, black or white, have been taught that nothing is their own fault. If someone doesn't think everything you do is golden and creative, well, they are discriminating against you and you deserve money for that.
 
2012-09-21 08:26:10 AM
I thought mistresses we supposed to be hot and skinny. Yet this one's a fat hog.

I could understand an inmate wanting to tap that, it's a whole lot better than man-ass, but why would a free person like another guard pick that thing up as a mistress?

// I keed, I keed. There's no way he could "pick that thing up," she's a fatass
 
2012-09-21 08:29:52 AM
That's just nasty.
 
2012-09-21 08:30:08 AM

NiceBeaver: Fear the Clam: willfullyobscure: Oh god. shiat yeah I would, I'd grease her up and make her squeal like a piggie, unf. I have such a boner for mean biatches that are dtf.

Dumptruck face?

Disgusting Tranny Fatasses?


let's see your bikini pics, Gomer and Earle, I doubt you look anywhere near as farkable as that delicious curvy piece of ass. She has daddy issues and farks like a bag full of weasels; I bet you two do it like a senior citizen writing a check at the Piggly Wiggly.
 
2012-09-21 08:36:33 AM
There's a seat for every ass and an ass for every seat.
/ I suppose.
 
2012-09-21 08:39:38 AM
Yuck!
 
2012-09-21 08:41:27 AM
"Well, if she dresses at work like she does in the pictures in TFA, no wonder there's so much sex being had."

Really, subby? I mean farking really? If I woke out of a deep sleep and the elfin and demure Tomara was next to me in bed, I think I would swear off sex for the rest of my life.
 
2012-09-21 08:42:53 AM
<b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7339408/79522341#c79522341" target="_blank">onyxruby</a>:</b> <i>

More to the point. Your a warden of a jail. Why the hell would you do something (abuse) that would get you thrown in jail?</i>

Institutional settings warp people inside.
They lose track of what the real outside the walls.

Prison and Jail are vastly different
 
2012-09-21 08:50:09 AM
Man, she's like a back road in Vermont.
High maintenance and rough as hell.
 
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