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(KSL Salt Lake City)   Here we are again, a teacher having sex with students. Except this one comes with a twist: it was a private LDS school. This is bad news for you know who   (ksl.com) divider line 134
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2012-09-21 07:36:09 AM
Obama?
 
2012-09-21 07:36:42 AM
The teacher? It's the teacher, right?
 
2012-09-21 07:37:04 AM
www.key-z.com 

can u pass the Acid Test at LSD school??
 
2012-09-21 07:37:07 AM
Joesph Smith?
 
2012-09-21 07:37:09 AM
Jack Nicholson?
 
2012-09-21 07:37:49 AM
They have schools that teach you how to take acid?
 
2012-09-21 07:37:50 AM
I thought there was protective magic underwear. You mean you can just talk your way into it?
 
2012-09-21 07:37:52 AM
Little Moe with the gimpy leg?
 
2012-09-21 07:38:21 AM
Roman Polansky?
 
2012-09-21 07:38:26 AM
Is the dumbass tag for subby?
 
2012-09-21 07:38:30 AM
This is bad news for you know who

Umm, the guy that did it, and any school officials or parents who allowed it to happen.
 
2012-09-21 07:39:15 AM
Were the girls named Chrissy and Janet?
 
2012-09-21 07:39:41 AM
This comes as a surprise to anyone? This was a fundy church school in Utah for crying out loud. I would have thought that they would make those 16 year olds feel like hags for not being married with at least one kid by now.
 
2012-09-21 07:40:17 AM
Isn't sex with children kind of a Mormon thing?
 
2012-09-21 07:42:58 AM

1nsanilicious: Is the dumbass tag for subby?


I think that would be double dumbass on him.
 
2012-09-21 07:43:06 AM
Brigham Young?
 
2012-09-21 07:43:52 AM

foo monkey: Isn't sex with children kind of a Mormon thing?


Are you a Mormon then, because by your definition...

But last I checked Mormons don't favor that stuff, so maybe your not a Mormon.
 
2012-09-21 07:44:30 AM
Voldemort?
 
2012-09-21 07:44:40 AM
Pitchforks, torches, etc.
 
2012-09-21 07:46:08 AM
Moldevort?
 
2012-09-21 07:46:27 AM

EViLTeW: Brigham Bring'em Young?


FTFY
 
2012-09-21 07:47:16 AM
We get it Subby, Mitt Romney is white.
 
2012-09-21 07:49:15 AM
The accused's father owned the school, too. Yikes.
 
2012-09-21 07:49:17 AM
mos.totalfilm.com
took too much LDS.
 
2012-09-21 07:49:20 AM
mos.totalfilm.com

Spock?
 
2012-09-21 07:50:09 AM
3mS too late.
 
2012-09-21 07:50:36 AM
Some wayward Mormon-school teacher getting bangy with a 16 yr old female student is not going to wreck Romney's campaign....now, Muslim rioting and killing Americans all over the world will affect our current Kenyan Muslim President.
 
2012-09-21 07:50:39 AM
I'm not trying to defend but FFS they won't let them masturbate. And I sure wouldn't recommend tripping and masturbating. I'm not sure I'd even trip and wear the magic underwear. Although the skid mark under a black light might look pretty cool.
 
2012-09-21 07:52:31 AM
22 posts in and nobody can figure out the headline.

My guess is Hitler. When in doubt, evil is always due to Hitler.
 
2012-09-21 07:53:31 AM

foo monkey: Isn't sex with children kind of a Mormon thing?


16 year old girl does not equal "children". some of the worst people on the planet are 16 yr old girls.

not saying this excuses the teachers behavior. since teachers Dad owned the school (a/k/a 'pillar of the community') there is a good chance this lad has got away with things for years.
 
2012-09-21 07:55:11 AM
Everyone knows how horny those young religious girls get.

CSB

I dated a Bishop's daughter when I was around that age - she couldn't get enough - every chance we had to get some alone time meant at least a BJ

I should call her
 
2012-09-21 07:55:52 AM

DancingElkCondor: Some wayward Mormon-school teacher getting bangy with a 16 yr old female student is not going to wreck Romney's campaign


No, he's doing a good enough job of wrecking that himself...
 
2012-09-21 07:56:05 AM
sex between a 27yr old teacher and a 16yr old student should result in dismissal of the teacher for abuse of power/authority of his position, but should not result in felony criminal charges. that's silly.
 
2012-09-21 07:58:34 AM
Hastur, he who must not be named?

One moment, I hear some weird noises in the basement
 
2012-09-21 07:59:13 AM
Are we sure those seductresses aren't to blame. You know, many times it's the seething hormones of the youngster that lure the poor teacher to their doom, says the catholic bishop.
 
2012-09-21 08:00:58 AM
i2.cdn.turner.com

/ wut wut
 
2012-09-21 08:03:02 AM
Bad news for who?
media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-21 08:03:20 AM

RobSeace: DancingElkCondor: Some wayward Mormon-school teacher getting bangy with a 16 yr old female student is not going to wreck Romney's campaign

No, he's doing a good enough job of wrecking that himself...


HA! was going to write exactly that.

Every time i see an article about him, i just hear the sound of one of those old school toilets flushing that took forever and everything whirled around really slowly in a huge circle before gradually gravitated towards the center and finally all the turds and afterbirth and shiat smeared tp went down with a gurgle and a whoosh.

Right now, we're like at the beginning of the second rotation after the flush.
 
2012-09-21 08:05:03 AM
I like how the principal says "We've made some changes in our policy so that this doesn't happen again"

So does that mean before it stated it was OK to have sex with students?

And does she believe that by changing the words on a piece of paper it will stop someone in the future?

Well, I'm convinced!
 
2012-09-21 08:06:40 AM
"School officials say they are now focusing on helping the victims heal. "

Sounds like the guy must have been kinda rough on them.
 
2012-09-21 08:10:11 AM
Limp dick syndrome? Odd.
 
2012-09-21 08:11:52 AM

buntz: I like how the principal says "We've made some changes in our policy so that this doesn't happen again"

So does that mean before it stated it was OK to have sex with students?

And does she believe that by changing the words on a piece of paper it will stop someone in the future?

Well, I'm convinced!


honk: "School officials say they are now focusing on helping the victims heal. "

Sounds like the guy must have been kinda rough on them.


From the sounds of it the school is just writing nice things that they are expected to in order to keep running and not get burned down by the parents. I get the feeling the girls are being admonished or even shunned in the school since TFA stated that the police were only notified after a parent called them, referring to an internal school investigation being underway already. The school should have been the ones to call the police, NOT the parents.

/Sounds like a run-of-the-mill cover-up to me
 
2012-09-21 08:13:05 AM
FTFA: "Our student body and our parents are aware that it has happened"

Hurr hurr hurr, yeah I'm purty sure the student body was quite aware... hurr hurr hurr!
A 16 year old girl? I know it's still statutory rape in most states, but I'd still go as far as to say that the more serious issue is the abuse of a trusted position of authority. If they can prove grooming from an earlier age, they might have something with a higher creepy-factor but 16 years old?

I'm very sure most parents with kids in that school wants absolutely NO idea about what their children are up to. Which is really sad, actually, since the kids are gonna go do funky stuff anyway. They might as well be made aware of the dangers so they can take proper precautions. Poor kids and their neuter parents :-/

/oops, almost forgot! Bad news for... uhm... iPhone5 hipsters?
//yeah, got nuttin'
///sry, friday just kicked in ;-)
 
2012-09-21 08:13:23 AM
16 is legal in mich.. and this guy is my hero...

I wish i knew then what i know now..... Arkin had it right in little miss sunshine...
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2012-09-21 08:13:44 AM

foo monkey: Isn't sex with children kind of a Mormon Muslim thing?


Worked for Mohammad.
 
2012-09-21 08:14:42 AM
Of course this is bad for Obama! It only underlines how far away from God this country has strayed under the reign of terror and socialism! The USA is in dire need of a correction or God will punish this holy country with more gays and hurricanes. Abortionplexes are sprouting up from the ground like mushrooms, pregnant people are brought in by the busloads, death panels have free reign and are cleaning out your state as we speak! And yet you wonder why this person strayed off the path? Repent, you sinful vermin! To follow His path, we should first and foremost donate all of our belongings to the Republican campaign and hope for God to have mercy on our souls. Fear and think not, clamp thy Bible, pray that our savior Carlos "El Mitto" Romneros may prevail and spread warmth into our hearts with his orange-y glow!
 
2012-09-21 08:18:07 AM

madcan34: Everyone knows how horny those young religious girls get.

CSB

I dated a Bishop's daughter when I was around that age - she couldn't get enough - every chance we had to get some alone time meant at least a BJ

I should call her


As a young teen, I once passed on the opportunity to bang the priest's niece at a youth group campout. To this day I don't know why. But a year later she had a babby, and I recall thinking that I dodged a bullet.
 
2012-09-21 08:18:19 AM
The teacher?
 
2012-09-21 08:19:06 AM
Subbys mom?
 
2012-09-21 08:19:46 AM

buntz: I like how the principal says "We've made some changes in our policy so that this doesn't happen again"

So does that mean before it stated it was OK to have sex with students?


Maybe. I mean, they were 16. 16 is a fine age (actually, legal here), although there's laws against authority figures leaning on their charges like that. Our culture and law makes for sexual behavior a certain point to be taboo and potentially disadvantageous--really, the consequences (pregnancy) are a problem before like 25-30 these days, 18 is too young--but from a technical standpoint, 13-14 is still good breeding age.

That's how it used to be; it's completely unsustainable in modern culture, hence our culture tries to prevent such relationships. If we just let 14 year old girls and 30 year old men legally have sex, there will be a lot of "oh I'm in love" and then the baby making. Even if the men responsibly settled down with a (young!) wife and kids, the woman is now a breeder machine. She can't finish school, go to college, etc. She loses her independent adult life. Modification to the school system could adjust for this, but our culture now believes in a really ridiculous ideal about some kind of happy marriage thing that doesn't happen, and even if it DID you can be pretty sure that a hormonal, emotional young teen is going to just "fall in love" with the first big, strong, older man that jiggles her goodies. Then? Regret and an unhappy marriage, which is more important than all that schoolin' stuff.

However, more to the direct point, they're probably implying that the policy didn't put in enough controls and accountability. Why was the teacher trusted to be around students? Why was he trusted to be alone with 16 year old girls? Why would you trust a TEACHER around STUDENTS?

Also, I question this "helping the victims heal" thing, because the article ignored the "victims" entirely. I'm not saying they couldn't be pressured into it--there's a huge power dynamic here--but it works both ways depending on who takes initiative. I know a girl who screwed her teacher when she was 16--he wussed out eventually, after just 2 times. That was all her.

The other way works too, but look at the facts: they met "after text messages" which the article alludes were about some kind of school function like later study of something they didn't understand. It's very light on details. Just somehow those meetings became sexual. There's on details on statements from the girls, on how they got caught, on how the girls reacted, it doesn't even say the teacher pressured them or actively pursued them.

Why so light on details? We have a predator here, right? Why aren't we painting him as a predator? Our readers love the juicy details about how this evil man seduced two young girls, backed them into a corner, made them feel like they had to do these things... where's the meat?

Maybe the girls weren't predatory. Maybe it just mutually floated that way and both sides got hot. I'm just saying, we're to believe the teacher here is the predator, but they're not telling us anything about how much of a bad evil predator he is. That's what people want in an article about sexual predation: they want to hear about the big bad lecherous man twisting and manipulating girls. It just doesn't feel vindictive enough if we just say "got caught banging a couple cute teenagers, going to jail." That just sounds benign; what do we do when people keep getting sent to jail for things that sound benign and not-criminal? Hint: marijuana.
 
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