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(NW Florida Daily News)   "The woman told the deputy she was meeting a friend at the park to go fishing. The deputy wrote in the report she thought this was suspicious, as the woman had no fishing gear and was wearing a Taco Bell uniform"   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 57
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2012-09-21 09:23:57 AM
I'll sleep better tonight knowing that law enforcement successfully foiled this nefarious duo.
 
2012-09-21 09:24:13 AM
Here's a hint. If the Park is CLOSED don't go fishing.
This action of fishing at a closed park is reasonable cause.

/Morons
//No really
///That's why you work at Taco Bell
 
2012-09-21 09:26:05 AM
Maybe they were going cat fisting? That taco meat smell gets on everything.
 
2012-09-21 09:27:32 AM
I'm going to go out on a limb and hazard the guess that Taco Bell is going to be the height of their professional careers.
 
2012-09-21 09:28:08 AM

A_Real_Unicorn: Maybe they were going cat fisting? That taco meat smell gets on everything.


Cat fisting? Rule 34 strikes again.
 
2012-09-21 09:28:29 AM
Noodling. You don't need any special fishing gear. Not even teeth.
 
2012-09-21 09:30:28 AM

ImperialHazman: A_Real_Unicorn: Maybe they were going cat fisting? That taco meat smell gets on everything.

Cat fisting? Rule 34 strikes again.


It's not nearly as dirty as it sounds. Well, it's dirty, but not rule 34 dirty. It's a redneck thing.
 
2012-09-21 09:30:41 AM

Point02GPA: Noodling. You don't need any special fishing gear. Not even teeth.



Yeah buddy!

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2012-09-21 09:31:20 AM

ImperialHazman: A_Real_Unicorn: Maybe they were going cat fisting? That taco meat smell gets on everything.

Cat fisting? Rule 34 strikes again.


I got a 125 pounder. And, she was over 18.
 
2012-09-21 09:32:24 AM

A_Real_Unicorn: Maybe they were going cat fisting? That taco meat smell gets on everything.


I hope they are de-clawed otherwise you are going to get torn to ribbons.
 
2012-09-21 09:34:29 AM
H was meant to be a T?
 
2012-09-21 09:36:30 AM

JohnCarter: Point02GPA: Noodling. You don't need any special fishing gear. Not even teeth.


Yeah buddy!

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Aren't catfish basically giant tongues? That thing is tasting every inch of that guy's arm.
 
2012-09-21 09:36:55 AM
damn cock blocker
 
2012-09-21 09:37:22 AM
 
2012-09-21 09:37:42 AM
She had planned to leave the park with a red snapper.
 
2012-09-21 09:37:42 AM
Here's a hint.
Don't consent to your car being searched.
If you forget that part, then at least remember you DON'T have to tell the deputy that you have drugs in your pocket.
You might get a ticket for being in the park after hours, but that beats the hell out of a felony charge. (WTF, a felony for a couple of pills? Drug laws have become insane0
 
2012-09-21 09:38:28 AM

Neondistraction: ImperialHazman: A_Real_Unicorn: Maybe they were going cat fisting? That taco meat smell gets on everything.

Cat fisting? Rule 34 strikes again.

It's not nearly as dirty as it sounds. Well, it's dirty, but not rule 34 dirty. It's a redneck thing.


I've just never heard it called anything other than noodling. Besides, if somebody hangs the curve you gotta' swing for the fence.
 
2012-09-21 09:44:58 AM
I've always known it as cat fisting. Didn't they refer to it as such in King of the Hill too? It must be a Texas thing,
 
2012-09-21 09:45:38 AM
The deputy said she smelled fishy
 
2012-09-21 09:49:00 AM

dryknife: She had planned to leave the park with a red snapper.


Funny as this is supposed to be, I imagine it's closer to the truth than any other story.

Two co-workers decide to meet up at the park for a little recreational activity. wink, wink.
 
2012-09-21 09:49:08 AM
Everyone involved in this case -- the "suspicious" duo, the cop, the reporter, and in the future, some stupid judge -- y'all need to stop what you are doing.
 
2012-09-21 09:50:02 AM
shenanigans
 
2012-09-21 09:51:06 AM

ImperialHazman: I've just never heard it called anything other than noodling. Besides, if somebody hangs the curve you gotta' swing for the fence.


Never heard it called that either.

I assumed that was a typo for cat fishing, and was planning on making a similar comment to yours if you hadn't!
 
2012-09-21 09:51:44 AM
Second day of Okaloosa County police abuse and stupid citizens who do not know their rights. It seems to be a winning combination there.
 
2012-09-21 09:54:02 AM
There were 3 men in hard hats digging a hole in my yard one morning. I asked what they were doing and one replied "digging for worms". I don't think they were telling me the whole story. Maybe I should have had the cops come out so they could put that in a report.
 
2012-09-21 09:54:05 AM

lostcat: [images.onset.freedom.com image 230x172]

Looks like she has a history of getting into trouble with the law...and working in fast food.


Why did you link the same article?
 
2012-09-21 09:54:18 AM
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2012-09-21 09:57:25 AM
Back in the mid 90s, I had to scrape up 4 people real fast to open one of my Sonic Drive-Ins as the entire opening crew was in jail on DUI and drug charges. I had just taken over as a regional manager, and naively had no idea what I was in for. And yes, I caught people messing with food. Now I always check for extra ingredients when I eat out.
 
2012-09-21 10:00:42 AM

A_Real_Unicorn: I've always known it as cat fisting. Didn't they refer to it as such in King of the Hill too? It must be a Texas thing,


I've actually heard this term and I'm in NY... but I'm also an avid fishermanbiatch so I've probably heard more than most.

/insert pinhooker jokes here
 
2012-09-21 10:02:44 AM

lostcat: [images.onset.freedom.com image 230x172]

Looks like she has a history of getting into trouble with the law...and working in fast food.


Geez, she looks like the younger daughter from "Roseanne."

/Now get off my lawn.
 
2012-09-21 10:03:05 AM

chookbillion: lostcat: [images.onset.freedom.com image 230x172]

Looks like she has a history of getting into trouble with the law...and working in fast food.

Why did you link the same article?


Because brain no worky well at 6:30am...

Article I meant to link.
 
2012-09-21 10:03:34 AM
There's a reason our prisons are full. This is it. Thank god the police is keeping the streets clean of these monsters.
 
2012-09-21 10:09:43 AM

orclover: There's a reason our prisons are full. This is it. Thank god the police is keeping the streets clean of these monsters.


That's ok - after a year of 2 in the pokey they will learn how to commit real crimes.
 
2012-09-21 10:11:40 AM

SDRR: I'll sleep better tonight knowing that law enforcement successfully foiled this nefarious duo.


orclover: There's a reason our prisons are full. This is it. Thank god the police is keeping the streets clean of these monsters.


QFT.
 
2012-09-21 10:23:51 AM

orclover: There's a reason our prisons are full. This is it. Thank god the police is keeping the streets clean of these monsters.


They will not go to prison.
 
2012-09-21 10:26:37 AM
Yeah, that's suspicious alright - Taco Bell just doesn't let their indentured servants wander around like that when they're supposed to be put back in the nutrient/regeneration pods after a shift.
 
2012-09-21 10:32:53 AM

dryknife: She had planned to leave the park with a red snapper.


imageshack.us
 
2012-09-21 10:39:53 AM

Matthew Keene: Back in the mid 90s, I had to scrape up 4 people real fast to open one of my Sonic Drive-Ins as the entire opening crew was in jail on DUI and drug charges. I had just taken over as a regional manager, and naively had no idea what I was in for. And yes, I caught people messing with food. Now I always check for extra ingredients when I eat out.


Like a tampon or IUD?

How do you become a regional manager of a fast food chain while remaining naive about its employees?
 
2012-09-21 10:43:32 AM

BarkingUnicorn: How do you become a regional manager of a fast food chain while remaining naive about its employees?


www.nbc.com
 
2012-09-21 10:47:45 AM

BarkingUnicorn: Matthew Keene: Back in the mid 90s, I had to scrape up 4 people real fast to open one of my Sonic Drive-Ins as the entire opening crew was in jail on DUI and drug charges. I had just taken over as a regional manager, and naively had no idea what I was in for. And yes, I caught people messing with food. Now I always check for extra ingredients when I eat out.

Like a tampon or IUD?

How do you become a regional manager of a fast food chain while remaining naive about its employees?


how does one remain stupid enough to dine out after seeing first hand what takes place in restaurant kitchens? that's like banging hookers bareback and later complaining of the STD's.
 
2012-09-21 10:55:38 AM

BarkingUnicorn: How do you become a regional manager of a fast food chain while remaining naive about its employees?


In the 90's? A college degree of any kind would be enough to get a job managing just about any chain restaurant.
 
2012-09-21 10:58:43 AM

ThisIsntMe: Here's a hint. If the Park is CLOSED don't go fishing.
This action of fishing at a closed park is reasonable cause.

/Morons
//No really
///That's why you work at Taco Bell



Deputy didn't even use probably cause. The girl consented to a search. Makes her even more of a moron.
All she had to do was say she didn't realize the park was closed and felt like being around some nature.
 
2012-09-21 11:12:14 AM
Possession of Xanax without a prescription is a felony!?

Well I'll be damned with my felonious self.
 
2012-09-21 11:15:13 AM

nytmare: There were 3 men in hard hats digging a hole in my yard one morning. I asked what they were doing and one replied "digging for worms". I don't think they were telling me the whole story. Maybe I should have had the cops come out so they could put that in a report.


pixel.nymag.com
Tucker: Why are you digging?
Jesse: You know why.
Tucker: How deep do you think it is?
Jesse: Pretty deep.
 
2012-09-21 11:22:01 AM

Wrath of Heaven: Possession of Xanax without a prescription is a felony!?

Well I'll be damned with my felonious self.


Felnoious Monk the famous jazz musician, is that you??
 
2012-09-21 11:24:17 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: Wrath of Heaven: Possession of Xanax without a prescription is a felony!?

Well I'll be damned with my felonious self.

Felnoious Monk the famous jazz musician, is that you??


Did he do Xanax without a prescription??
 
2012-09-21 11:31:56 AM
Good lord, could they fit any more obnoxious banners onto the top of the page?
 
2012-09-21 11:32:47 AM

buzzcut73: Here's a hint.
Don't consent to your car being searched.
If you forget that part, then at least remember you DON'T have to tell the deputy that you have drugs in your pocket.
You might get a ticket for being in the park after hours, but that beats the hell out of a felony charge. (WTF, a felony for a couple of pills? Drug laws have become insane0



Remember, cops are not your friends. They need those busts to get a good performance review.
 
2012-09-21 11:41:25 AM
She got off work and her friend had two fish poles.

Nice police work there Barney.

/effing hate cops
 
2012-09-21 11:50:27 AM
GAH! People are so stupid around cops.

Don't let them search your vehicle without cause.

Don't admit to anything that they can't see. At least make them work for that arrest if they're bent on it - search warrants and all that.

And, don't carry contraband in your pocket. Stash it where it will be hard for cops to find, if they do eventually get a warrant.


Cops are NOT your friends. They WILL arrest you for anything. Don't help them ruin your life.
 
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