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(The Blemish)   Lindsay Lohan's "Liz & Dick" trailer is as big of a train wreck as you imagined   (theblemish.com) divider line 49
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2012-09-21 01:23:31 PM
Still like seeing her naked.
 
2012-09-21 01:25:41 PM
Can a Lifetime movie be credited as 'Directed by Alan Smithee'?
 
2012-09-21 01:31:26 PM
It just looks like Lohan in a wig.
 
2012-09-21 01:33:34 PM
Wait a Lifetime movie without Tracy Gold or Meredith Baxter Birney? What is the world coming to?
 
2012-09-21 01:35:55 PM
She'll be on video getting double teamed by 2019
 
2012-09-21 01:38:17 PM
Her next movie will be "Lez and Dicks"
 
2012-09-21 01:39:41 PM

Giant Clown Shoe: She'll be on video getting double teamed by 2019


For our sake and how she looks....she better get to it before 2014
 
2012-09-21 01:43:13 PM

Turfshoe: It just looks like Lohan in a wig.


I wouldn't go that far at all. It doesn't look particularly like Taylor, but I wouldn't say that.

Honestly, it doesn't seem all that train-wrecky to me. *shrug* Although that may be a failing, actually, given the source material.
 
2012-09-21 01:47:21 PM
So....this will be her last movie that isn't porn???
 
2012-09-21 01:58:44 PM
The way she's trying to voice it, it sounds more like she's trying to play Moira Kelly.
 
2012-09-21 02:01:30 PM
Not as nice as the trailer she will end up living in.
 
2012-09-21 02:05:06 PM

eagles95: Giant Clown Shoe: She'll be on video getting double teamed by 2019

For our sake and how she looks....she better get to it before 2014 the end of the week


FTFE
 
2012-09-21 02:07:04 PM
Not sure how you got train wreck out of that subby. There was less then a second of her in it and only a few seconds of anything other than still photos
 
2012-09-21 02:12:40 PM

CMYK and PMS: Not sure how you got train wreck out of that subby. There was less then a second of her in it and only a few seconds of anything other than still photos


maybe that's all they could cobble together from her patchy attendance on set?
 
2012-09-21 02:22:28 PM
I thought she only drank from the furry cup? Must have grossed her out having to kiss that guy.
 
2012-09-21 02:30:26 PM
They let her drive a train????
 
2012-09-21 02:32:37 PM
Not sure how you got train wreck out of that subby.

The nolifers gotta hate. What else are they gonna do today, besides open another bag of chips?

And, this will be the highest TV ratings movie in Lifetime history.
 
2012-09-21 02:33:14 PM
You could slice the jealousy in here with a knife.
 
2012-09-21 02:42:27 PM
Liz & Dick
Liz & Dick
Liz & Dick
 
2012-09-21 02:45:57 PM

barneyfifesbullet: Not sure how you got train wreck out of that subby.

The nolifers gotta hate. What else are they gonna do today, besides open another bag of chips?

And, this will be the highest TV ratings movie in Lifetime history.


Maybe... but it will be nothing like the inevitable ratings of her with cock in her ass and her mouth alternating between glass pipe and lady gooch.

/kickstarter?
 
2012-09-21 02:48:26 PM
Liz would roll in her grave if she new Linds was portraying her.

"HER????"
 
2012-09-21 02:48:50 PM
I have no idea what channel The HeBeatMe Network is on my cable provider. But, hey, looks awesome!
 
2012-09-21 03:10:33 PM
She looks good in the promo shots. I'd definitely give her some coke to get up in there..
 
2012-09-21 03:22:31 PM
That looked neither better nor worse than most trailers. It elicits a solid meh, much like subby's headline.
 
2012-09-21 03:32:23 PM
Run Dick Run
 
2012-09-21 03:38:06 PM

Lee's_Austin: I have no idea what channel The HeBeatMe Network is on my cable provider. But, hey, looks awesome!


Good luck seeing it, as Lifetime has a contractual obligation to show "The Burning Bed" 23 hours per day.
 
2012-09-21 03:38:31 PM

Great Janitor: So....this will be her last movie that isn't porn???


I saw "Liz & Dick" and assumed this was porn.
 
2012-09-21 03:43:45 PM
Anyone else read that as 'Lick a Dick'?
 
2012-09-21 03:53:17 PM
Leave Lindsay alone. I'd do her in a heartbeat. Crazy, drunk & cracked out is incredibly sexy.
 
2012-09-21 03:56:23 PM
Wait a minute.. did none of you pick up on the pic of Eva Longoria's ass?

/want to touch the hiney
 
2012-09-21 03:56:28 PM
bikerbob59


Anyone else read that as 'Lick a Dick'?



Just you and your freudian fantasies
 
2012-09-21 04:11:50 PM

Hillbilly Jim: Wait a minute.. did none of you pick up on the pic of Eva Longoria's ass?

/want to touch the hiney


That is, indeed, a very nice bottom.
 
2012-09-21 04:14:11 PM

Hillbilly Jim: Wait a minute.. did none of you pick up on the pic of Eva Longoria's ass?

/want to touch the hiney


Well, obviously if you're into Lindsay Lohan you do *not* like girls with a nice ass.

/must hurt extra for Linds to fall down with no padding
 
2012-09-21 04:21:29 PM
OH SNAP!
 
2012-09-21 04:38:39 PM

bikerbob59: Anyone else read that as 'Lick a Dick'?


www.theknowhow.com

You're too close.

Apologizing in advance, I was possibly dropped on my head.
 
2012-09-21 04:50:51 PM

Shine On You Crazy Diamond: Liz would roll in her grave if she new Linds was portraying her.

"HER????"


Actually, what would get her enraged is being referred to as "Liz." She absolutely farking HATED being called Liz.
 
2012-09-21 05:00:12 PM

Dahnkster: bikerbob59: Anyone else read that as 'Lick a Dick'?

[www.theknowhow.com image 480x640]

You're too close.

Apologizing in advance, I was possibly dropped on my head.


Careful, that's a good way to get cockeyed!
 
2012-09-21 05:27:06 PM
She looks pretty damn great in the black wig and makeup.
 
2012-09-21 05:33:31 PM
I don't get "trainwreck" from that promo.
 
2012-09-21 06:51:46 PM
I'm guessing that the only reason this skankwreck still gets acting gigs is because she'll accept payment in the form of booze, blow, and cigarettes.
 
2012-09-21 07:21:23 PM
Lick and Diz
 
2012-09-21 08:08:43 PM
stanfordclark.files.wordpress.com

And we'll hire Lindsay Lohan to play Elizabeth Taylor...
 
2012-09-21 08:20:48 PM

borg: [stanfordclark.files.wordpress.com image 482x298]

And we'll hire Lindsay Lohan to play Elizabeth Taylor...


i172.photobucket.com

Borg, you magnificent bastard!
 
2012-09-21 09:00:53 PM
Lots of drinking in the trailer. They limited it to something Lohan can do convincingly.
 
2012-09-21 10:28:02 PM
I'd hit it.
But as a twice married guy, to her, I'm just an ATM with a revolving door.
And she liked ATN
 
2012-09-22 07:20:35 AM
vudukungfu:
I'd hit it.
But as a twice married guy, to her, I'm just an ATM with a revolving door.
And she liked ATN


"Ass-to-nose"? That's... different.
 
2012-09-22 11:42:27 AM

Surly U. Jest: Liz & Dick
Liz & Dick
Liz & Dick


LIZ & DICK
 
2012-09-23 12:14:24 AM
i260.photobucket.com

I don't know... I can imagine a lot.
 
2012-09-23 10:48:12 PM
2words1finger:

I'm guessing that the only reason this skankwreck still gets acting gigs is because she'll accept payment in the form of booze, blow, and cigarettes.

I'd buy her booze and cigarettes if she'd blow me.

But then the same goes for you. When you're old, fat & ugly you can't get too picky.
 
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