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(WWSB ABC 7)   If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then get the heck away from it before you wind up having to call 911 because you're "bleeding like a stuck pig"   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Sarasota, Sarasota County, Ingrid Cardozo  
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7900 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Sep 2012 at 10:24 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-09-21 10:09:54 AM  
6 votes:
"I wasn't bothering him, I wasn't feeding him, I wasn't doing anything to him," Cardozo said. "He raked my legs until I was a bloody mess."

He must have really wanted her to buy insurance.
2012-09-21 11:18:19 AM  
2 votes:
When paramedics arrived, they treated her for her wounds. Since then, she has gone to her doctor and continues to wear a large bandage on her left leg. Other wounds remain visible. "I could not walk for two days. It was just too painful,"

Hopefully, they charged all of her medical expenses to his bill.
2012-09-21 12:01:02 PM  
1 vote:

wumpus: i have no problem with punching a duck right in its' stupid bill if it attacks me. The trick to bird fighting is to just spaz out and flail around with vicious karate chops and kicks. Don't be afraid to roll on the ground screaming "hoochie mama!" Just do that while focusing all of your hate and fears on that bird, you'll be fine.

Serenity now.
2012-09-21 10:36:31 AM  
1 vote:

blatz514: Careful kid, that duck will take an eye out.

That's why schools should tell kids to never run with a duck in your hands.
2012-09-21 10:28:19 AM  
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