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(WWSB ABC 7)   If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then get the heck away from it before you wind up having to call 911 because you're "bleeding like a stuck pig"   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Sarasota, Sarasota County, Ingrid Cardozo  
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7897 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Sep 2012 at 10:24 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-09-21 10:46:36 AM  
2 votes:
Wanted for questioning:

/Sweet, sweet questioning...
2012-09-21 11:04:51 AM  
1 vote:
2012-09-21 10:50:22 AM  
1 vote:
Say the secret word and the duck flies down and gives you and your partner $100. Today's secret word is "Bandage".
2012-09-21 10:28:06 AM  
1 vote:
I'm always amazed when I see parents let their toddlers chase after Canada geese. If you've ever seen a goose attack you'd realize they would be able to do some serious injury to a child.
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