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(WWSB ABC 7)   If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then get the heck away from it before you wind up having to call 911 because you're "bleeding like a stuck pig"   (mysuncoast.com ) divider line
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2012-09-21 01:03:41 PM  

TheraTx: Yeah! Mo'farkin' deer bit me in the neck! Hold on... Yeah, the mo'fu, hold, the mo'farkin' dog is biting me, hold on, god damn get outta here! Mo, hold on, the mo'farkin' dog is bitin' my ass! Hold on!



What I woan' know is, who gets the mo'farkin deer, me or the dog?
 
2012-09-21 01:25:58 PM  
This park is right down the street from my house -- I actually run on the path there a couple of times a week. It's a pretty nice park and it's a popular place for parents to bring their kids to feed the ducks, turtles and squirrels.

I've never experienced the ducks being overly aggressive, but I have seen one of the alligators go animal kingdom-ish on a plump little squirrel...this park has some of the fattest squirrels you've ever seen because they get fed so much.

They already have signs posted warning people about the alligators, which I can understand -- but a sign warning about ducks? That seems unnecessary to me.
 
2012-09-21 01:55:52 PM  
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
 
2012-09-21 02:04:07 PM  
Well, while we're waiting to take you back to Lord's, we'll play you a recording of Alastair Cook being attacked by a duck.
 
2012-09-21 03:28:14 PM  
Did she have any grapes?
 
2012-09-21 06:01:19 PM  
Those are muscovy ducks, and they've actually a quackless species.

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2012-09-21 08:15:16 PM  
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2012-09-21 08:25:34 PM  
 
2012-09-21 08:48:45 PM  
And still no Pearls Before Swine linkage, what with the duck and the pig references and the attacking and the NICE LAA-DEEE!

// Freunlaven!
 
2012-09-22 01:30:44 AM  

Larva Lump: And still no Pearls Before Swine linkage, what with the duck and the pig references and the attacking and the NICE LAA-DEEE!

// Freunlaven!


You were there, but now are here. You, for me to see; how'd you do?
 
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