jabelar: I'm always amazed when I see parents let their toddlers chase after Canada geese. If you've ever seen a goose attack you'd realize they would be able to do some serious injury to a child.
UberDave: "I wasn't bothering him, I wasn't feeding him, I wasn't doing anything to him," Cardozo said. "He raked my legs until I was a bloody mess."He must have really wanted her to buy insurance.
UberDave: He must have really wanted her to buy insurance.
blatz514: Careful kid, that duck will take an eye out.
Shadowtag: I've been warning people about the little rape machines for years, but nooooo, I'm "a sadistic duck hating madman with a mallet". Well now it's begun.Quack quack
pute kisses like a man: everytime I see ducks in the wild... when they outnumber me... i feel a little like what a former concentration camp officer might feel in israel... or what stuntman bill felt like when the tables were turned.oh, it's a good thing those ducks don't know the pleasure I take in eating their stupid, dog-like faces.
Feral_and_Preposterous: pute kisses like a man: everytime I see ducks in the wild... when they outnumber me... i feel a little like what a former concentration camp officer might feel in israel... or what stuntman bill felt like when the tables were turned.oh, it's a good thing those ducks don't know the pleasure I take in eating their stupid, dog-like faces.Well, now we know Kim Kardashian's Fark handle.
uncleacid: And watch out for swans.
Jlop985: Wildlife experts say male muscovy ducks can be very mean. "Muscovy's can weigh up to twenty pounds. When they are angry, they will bite and scratch you with their claws," said Damen Hurd with Wildlife Incorporated.Muscovy's can weigh up to twenty pounds.Muscovy's's/bobtheangryflower.jpg//Where are the editors?
halB: That's pathetic. Sometimes when I go to the park I let the ducks attack me as I feed them. It feels funny. Hell, she could've just walked away. Those ducks can't waddle faster than a geriatric cripple can walk.
wumpus: i have no problem with punching a duck right in its' stupid bill if it attacks me. The trick to bird fighting is to just spaz out and flail around with vicious karate chops and kicks. Don't be afraid to roll on the ground screaming "hoochie mama!" Just do that while focusing all of your hate and fears on that bird, you'll be fine.
Wasilla Hillbilly: This has to be fairly rare. We raised ducks when I was a kid, and I've never heard about a brutal duck attack nor was I even aware that they were capable of doing serious damage.
6655321: Say the secret word and the duck flies down and gives you and your partner $100. Today's secret word is "Bandage".
Quiefenburger: We have these pests all over Naples. They shiat everywhere and nonchalantly wander in front of moving cars. The local Chinese food places are the only things keeping the population in check.
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