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2012-09-21 12:13:45 AM
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2012-09-21 01:29:53 AM
In March, town officials were forced to hire a falconer from the U.S. Department of Agriculture to capture a territorial red-shouldered hawk that had reportedly been attacking residents.

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2012-09-21 01:30:18 AM
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2012-09-21 01:32:06 AM
Hawk 1: I swear it was a mouse, dude. Biggest mouse you ever saw! But when I got down close, it transformed into one of those car things the humans drive.

Hawk 2: Maybe you should lay off the weed, man.

Hawk 1: I'm serious, dude. I hit the front of it and then bounced inside and this human knew I was hurt and let me ride shotgun to the hawk doc.

Hawk 2: Hawk doc?

Hawk 1: Yeah dude. See? *extends wing* I'm totally okay now. That human was totally a hawk bro, bro.

Hawk 2: I don't really think you're okay. I think you're insane.
 
2012-09-21 01:33:59 AM
Sounds like that bird needs an accident attorney
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2012-09-21 01:35:01 AM
Alien abductions...?
 
2012-09-21 01:35:37 AM
Maybe he was trying to hawk a car...
 
2012-09-21 01:35:41 AM
I've noticed a huge surge in the hawk population in my area in Tampa. I had one eating a blue jay in one of my trees last week and we saw one eating a squirrel on the side of the road yesterday. My neighbors have noticed it too. It's like the owls on Futurama.
 
2012-09-21 01:39:26 AM
This was obviously a botched suicide attempt. That bird should migrate out west where he can enjoy being at the top of a relatively pollution free food chain.

/rat poison kills as many raptors as rats
//jeebus I sound like a filthy hippy
 
2012-09-21 01:40:04 AM
Caitlin drove for a short distance with the stunned hawk in his lap, before pulling over and putting the raptor into the passenger seat. When he got home, he called the animal control staff, which picked up the injured hawk and kept it overnight before bringing it to a local veterinarian.

so all of a sudden it's a dinosaur NOW??
 
2012-09-21 01:40:20 AM
Sounds like a job for:

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2012-09-21 01:40:48 AM
Well, that was hawkward.

/got nuthin'
 
2012-09-21 01:41:12 AM
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2012-09-21 01:41:46 AM
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2012-09-21 01:42:25 AM

Harry_Seldon: Well, that was hawkward.

/got nuthin'


*shakestinyfist**
 
2012-09-21 01:42:29 AM
I was waiting on the 'hawkward' pics, thanks for obliging :)
 
2012-09-21 01:47:20 AM

Rufus Lee King: We got all kinds hawks around here. Best shot I could get; they seem to sense cameras:


Nice pic. We have Cooper's hawks on my street. We used to have squirrels and doves, but not so much anymore.
 
2012-09-21 01:49:51 AM
When I clicked the link and saw the pic, I LOLed. Nice one, subby.
 
2012-09-21 01:54:35 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: Caitlin drove for a short distance with the stunned hawk in his lap, before pulling over and putting the raptor into the passenger seat. When he got home, he called the animal control staff, which picked up the injured hawk and kept it overnight before bringing it to a local veterinarian.

so all of a sudden it's a dinosaur NOW??


Troll, or just moron? I can never tell these days.
 
2012-09-21 01:54:54 AM
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2012-09-21 01:57:10 AM
Can someone put a monocle on a hawk with the caption, "I say, Sir, that was rather hawkward."
 
2012-09-21 02:01:41 AM
...landing on the driver's lap...

I'm going to add "red-tailed hawk" to the list of things I don't want anywhere near my twig and berries under any circumstances whatsoever.
 
2012-09-21 02:04:19 AM

Sleazy_as_Pie: Jon iz teh kewl: Caitlin drove for a short distance with the stunned hawk in his lap, before pulling over and putting the raptor into the passenger seat. When he got home, he called the animal control staff, which picked up the injured hawk and kept it overnight before bringing it to a local veterinarian.

so all of a sudden it's a dinosaur NOW??

Troll, or just moron? I can never tell these days.


Democrat is the way to bet. Occam's Razor
 
2012-09-21 02:13:42 AM

jtown: ...landing on the driver's lap...

I'm going to add "red-tailed hawk" to the list of things I don't want anywhere near my twig and berries under any circumstances whatsoever.


I guess that driver . . . .

scored some tail.

YEEEEAAAAHHHHHH
 
2012-09-21 02:15:37 AM
Caitlin drove for a short distance with the stunned hawk in his lap, before pulling over and putting the raptor into the passenger seat. When he got home, he called the animal control staff, which picked up the injured hawk and kept it overnight before bringing it to a local veterinarian.

The last place I would ever put a stunned bird, ready to wake up at any moment in a confused and agitated state, with incredibly strong and sharp beak and talons designed for tearing and shredding, would be on my lap.
 
2012-09-21 02:18:06 AM
"Hawk flies into car, lands in driver's lap, shows you the face a hawk makes when it's tripping balls"

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2012-09-21 02:24:02 AM
Yeah, baby...mmmm....I like it while we drive.....sssssss, that feels so good love.....OW! OW! TOO MUCH BEAK! WTF?! REALLY?
 
2012-09-21 02:25:13 AM

Baron Harkonnen: Caitlin drove for a short distance with the stunned hawk in his lap, before pulling over and putting the raptor into the passenger seat. When he got home, he called the animal control staff, which picked up the injured hawk and kept it overnight before bringing it to a local veterinarian.

The last place I would ever put a stunned bird, ready to wake up at any moment in a confused and agitated state, with incredibly strong and sharp beak and talons designed for tearing and shredding, would be on my lap.


No, it probably is not a good idea. I did bird rehab, and large raptors are apex predators. They are less prone to automatic reaction to fly from threat like most birds subject to predation. Raptors tend to be more docile and easy to work with when injured than prey birds. My point is the injured hawk is less likely to panic.
 
2012-09-21 02:26:10 AM
Max and Bob (respectively):

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2012-09-21 02:27:11 AM
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My attorney understands this concept, despite his racial handicap, but do you?

/what's the score here? What's next?
 
2012-09-21 02:32:57 AM

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My attorney understands this concept, despite his racial handicap, but do you?

/what's the score here? What's next?


I was just admiring the shape of your skull.
 
2012-09-21 02:35:57 AM

Insatiable Jesus: farkingismybusiness: [cdn1.hark.com image 720x368] 
My attorney understands this concept, despite his racial handicap, but do you?

/what's the score here? What's next?

I was just admiring the shape of your skull.


I need a rising sound.
 
2012-09-21 02:37:58 AM
That hawk looks like he is taking a piss in the corner. "Do you mind?!?!"
 
2012-09-21 02:40:21 AM
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I need total coverage!
 
2012-09-21 02:59:13 AM

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FALCONWARD?
 
2012-09-21 03:15:04 AM
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2012-09-21 03:15:30 AM
My weekend job is at an upscale independent living retirement community in West Des Moines, IA. We also have a farking huge population of squirrels and chipmunks on the grounds.

About a month ago, one of my co-workers was startled when a sharp shinned hawk came in a little too hot in pursuit of one of those rodents and smacked into the side of the office, just next to a window. The impact killed the hawk instantly. He had to call the DNR to send someone out to collect it, as it's illegal to just chuck the corpse in the dumpster.
 
2012-09-21 03:22:51 AM

Aulus: He had to call the DNR to send someone out to collect it


He has the Director of National Reconnaissance on speed dial? Wow.
 
2012-09-21 03:28:31 AM

Notabunny: Rufus Lee King: We got all kinds hawks around here. Best shot I could get; they seem to sense cameras:

Nice pic. We have Cooper's hawks on my street. We used to have squirrels and doves, but not so much anymore.


We're getting peregrine falcons in our area. Beautiful little bird, scares the crap out of you when it flies into a tree carrying a mourning dove bigger than it is.
 
2012-09-21 03:30:41 AM

HotWingAgenda: jtown: ...landing on the driver's lap...

I'm going to add "red-tailed hawk" to the list of things I don't want anywhere near my twig and berries under any circumstances whatsoever.

I guess that driver . . . .

scored some tail.

YEEEEAAAAHHHHHH


That is not an acceptable form of road head.
 
2012-09-21 03:50:50 AM

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LOOOL
 
2012-09-21 03:53:20 AM
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2012-09-21 04:28:48 AM

HotWingAgenda: Aulus: He had to call the DNR to send someone out to collect it

He has the Director of National Reconnaissance on speed dial? Wow.


umm, that's Department of Natural Resources, a state agency.
 
2012-09-21 04:54:43 AM
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/What a rush!
 
2012-09-21 05:09:58 AM

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2012-09-21 05:27:24 AM
When I was in...first grade, I think, we found a dead pigeon hawk at the end of our driveway. It was lying on the ground in front of the speed limit sign, very close to a dead starling. They were both still warm.

My mom figures the hawk stooped on the starling, hit it, and then pulled out of the stoop right into the speed sign.

And we did not in any way take or harvest from the dead hawk, and called the proper authorities to collect it. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
 
2012-09-21 08:22:10 AM
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2012-09-21 08:52:00 AM
When I worked at a vet clinic someone brought in an owl that had flown into a portapotty and been sucked out by the drainage truck. The eyes...
 
2012-09-21 09:54:51 AM
We have red tailed hawks near our house. Every Easter we usually have 20-30mph winds and decent weather so we get out about 6 kites or so. The hawks go to Defcon 2 and patrol the area until the last kite goes down.

Now it seems there are also bald eagles within a half mile or so too, looking forward to the oncoming air territory wars.
 
2012-09-21 10:33:30 AM
HAWKMEN!

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DIIIIIIIVE! 


/first thing I thought of
 
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