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(PennLive)   Seriously, when is it not funny when somebody tries to steal "male-enhancement" pills   (pennlive.com) divider line 20
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2012-09-21 12:10:57 AM  
You can't trust those spam e-mail outfits to actually send you V 1 A G R A & c1a1i5 now, can ya??

/love the obvious attempts to avoid mail filters
 
2012-09-21 12:20:00 AM  
When it's your mom
 
2012-09-21 02:44:49 AM  
The eye drops were so he could see his Sears Catalog Lingerie section better, I'm assuming.
 
2012-09-21 02:47:40 AM  
What kinda limp-dick heist was that?
 
2012-09-21 04:11:23 AM  
Do those pills even work?

It just seems like they're selling a placebo for desperation.
 
2012-09-21 05:28:54 AM  
Walmart along Kocher Lane

heh
 
2012-09-21 05:36:28 AM  
Well that's Roten.
 
2012-09-21 05:53:53 AM  

miss diminutive: Do those pills even work?

It just seems like they're selling a placebo for desperation.


NO

i mean, i bet they don't
 
2012-09-21 05:54:35 AM  
He doesn't sound like a very upstanding man, now does he?
 
2012-09-21 05:55:22 AM  
It must be hard getting that old.
 
2012-09-21 06:27:19 AM  
It boggles the mind to imagine there could truly be anyone stupid enough to believe that a pill could actually increase the size of anyone's....'manhood'. Doesn't get much more absurd than that.
 
2012-09-21 07:09:49 AM  
but most girls notice that guys think that size matters, therefore most girls think that size matters
 
2012-09-21 07:17:17 AM  

miss diminutive: Do those pills even work?

It just seems like they're selling a placebo for desperation.


That's the scam: playing off the male ego. Merely trying the pills would be bad enough, but publicly admitting that you did -which you'd have to do in order to sue them for false advertising- is way, way worse.
 
2012-09-21 07:24:00 AM  
Wal-Mart could save a lot of money by placing 'What you do today could be on the Internet tomorrow' signs in their lobbies.
 
2012-09-21 08:48:21 AM  
set the way back machine to '99... and I get a box in the mail and inside are two bottles of penis pills. I didn't order them (*ahem* I certainly don't need them) and call all my friends to see who the joker was.

They all laugh hysterially, deny culpability, but wish they had thought of it first!


/turns out these were $40 a bottle and my bank debit card had been compromised by some nerd from Khazakstan.
//Bank was useless, but the website flagged it as a fraudulent transaction and gave me my cash back. FARK THE BANK.
///Never used a debit card again.
 
2012-09-21 10:13:28 AM  

miss diminutive: Do those pills even work?

It just seems like they're selling a placebo for desperation.


Like the boobie enlargement cream scam, but 100x more pervasive.

I am surprised they are actually for sale in a big box store, I thought you could only buy sugar pills from infomercials or spam.
 
2012-09-21 12:04:06 PM  

nytmare: miss diminutive: Do those pills even work?

It just seems like they're selling a placebo for desperation.

Like the boobie enlargement cream scam, but 100x more pervasive.

I am surprised they are actually for sale in a big box store, I thought you could only buy sugar pills from infomercials or spam.


Probably "herbal". You can sell just about anything that isn't a controlled substance as a "nutritional supplement" and weasel-word so it doesn't quite claim any medical effect.
 
2012-09-21 12:13:16 PM  
Those saying 'male enhancement' pills don't work.

Go take a Nite Rider and shut your mouth. I'll see you in 3-5 days.

/works porno shop
/can tell you which ones work and which don't
 
2012-09-21 03:19:20 PM  

khyberkitsune: Those saying 'male enhancement' pills don't work.

Go take a Nite Rider and shut your mouth. I'll see you in 3-5 days.

/works porno shop
/can tell you which ones work and which don't


By looking at the customers boners?
 
2012-09-21 04:24:30 PM  
i.imgur.com

Is not amused.

/only smiling because of massive erection
 
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