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2012-09-20 10:52:03 PM
Well, as a homosexual man, she does possess a degree of authority.

Perhaps Paris should be more selective.
 
2012-09-20 10:57:50 PM
To retort, Miss Hilton, most homosexual men have bigger boobs than yours
 
2012-09-20 10:58:25 PM

cman: To retort, Miss Hilton, most homosexual men probably have bigger boobs than yours


Damn it I failed on that. Fixed
 
2012-09-20 11:03:13 PM
I'm surprised she hasn't caught the Aids yet.
 
2012-09-20 11:04:52 PM
Meh, I think she was referring to the booty site people. Never hook up wih people from the Internet. We all have aids.
 
2012-09-20 11:14:42 PM

Mangoose: Meh, I think she was referring to the booty site people.

 
2012-09-20 11:16:24 PM
Paris Hilton probably has things worse than AIDS

/and likely, as yet unidentified
 
2012-09-20 11:19:35 PM

basemetal: Mangoose: Meh, I think she was referring to the booty site people.


I see you disagree with my "Internet people have aids" stance.
 
2012-09-20 11:29:23 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Paris Hilton probably has things worse than AIDS

/and likely, as yet unidentified


Paris Hilton is a walking petri dish.
 
2012-09-20 11:31:36 PM

MmmmBacon: I'm surprised she hasn't caught the Aids yet.


She's rich enough that she could have gotten one of those whole body transfusions like Magic got.
 
2012-09-20 11:31:55 PM

SundaesChild: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Paris Hilton probably has things worse than AIDS

/and likely, as yet unidentified

Paris Hilton is a walking petri dish platter.


Minor adjustment for accuracy
 
2012-09-21 12:12:48 AM
imgs.xkcd.com
 
2012-09-21 12:12:51 AM
She knows, because she gave it to them.
 
2012-09-21 12:28:59 AM
taken out of context she was joking about the risks they taken behaving that way.
 
2012-09-21 12:30:13 AM
wow, how antiquated. i mean, who the f*ck writes stories about paris hilton anymore?
 
2012-09-21 12:30:29 AM
are taking

/grr proofread
 
2012-09-21 01:02:06 AM

Mangoose: Meh, I think she was referring to the booty site people. Never hook up wih people from the Internet. We all have aids.


I work with a guy who has sex almost exclusively from what he insists are "needy housewives" who advertise on Craigslist. While he's not paying for it, I've had countless arguments with him about the shiat he can catch pursuing such a hobby. For one thing, if married suburban women are offering it for free, they aren't just going to snag middle-aged divorced men like himself - eventually a crackhead is going to poke through. Or someone with herpes. Or HPV. And he's opening himself up to all of that, because the women he's finding on teh intarwebs are opening themselves up to it as well.

Sure, the 40 year-old bored married woman is ready to give up everything, but are you?

Never. Trust. Someone. You. Don't. Know.

Stranger danger, or something like that. That was a kid codeword like a decade ago.

I'll let you all know when my coworker starts suffering from a crippling STD he could have avoided by realizing that just because the internet makes it easy to find people willing to sleep with you, it doesn't mean you have to sleep with them. He'll fark anything, and he's proud of it. He also steals stuff from the bedrooms he's in as mementos. He's a sleazy, sleazy asshole.

He also makes near $200K a year. I want everyone to remember that after you read this post, because there's no justice in this country. He's married, has two kids, and frequently leaves work for hours to fark bored housewives in Maryland on his lunch break. If he doesn't have to use a condom, when he comes back to the office, he swipes the back of his right hand twice and says "clean!"

Some days I think he should get HIV, or chlamydia, or something. I know that's a terrible thought, but he's a terrible person. That he doesn't seem to pick up my distaste, or that he thrives on my distaste, just irritates me further. I'm not a prude. You shouldn't be farking anonymous people you find on the internet during your lunch hour.
 
2012-09-21 01:06:06 AM
Meh. It seemed to be specifically about gay dudes who use the internet for anonymous hook-ups.

If I told a friend, "don't bang chicks off of Craigslist's Casual Encounters, they probably have herpes," that's hardly being sexist. I'd tell a female friend the same thing to get her to stay away from Craigslist dudes.
 
2012-09-21 01:25:27 AM

thomps: wow, how antiquated. i mean, who the f*ck writes stories about paris hilton anymore?


Apparently, journalists whose best sources are nosy cab drivers.
 
2012-09-21 01:26:03 AM
O'Keefe's driving a cab now?
 
2012-09-21 01:50:57 AM
Meanwhile when she crosses her legs all the downwind Walgreens have to replace their entire stock of Amoxicillin
 
2012-09-21 02:07:01 AM
Somebody misses all the attention, I see.
 
2012-09-21 02:41:56 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Meanwhile when she crosses her legs all the downwind Walgreens have to replace their entire stock of Amoxicillin


i barfd
 
2012-09-21 03:30:13 AM
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-21 03:54:07 AM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: O'Keefe's driving a cab now?


This.

If any of you give a fark, read her comments in context. I did so because I like to read the Drudge Report and the Huffington Post
back-to-back because the fark politics tab is a little too "ash tray" for the "state-sanctioned incinerator" that is the hollowed out scrotum of my political soul.

Most gay guys use Grindr to trade pics or gawk/stalk other gays. The hook-up artists (whether using Grindr, craigslist, state parks, republican national conventions, etc.) probably have something you don't want to catch.
 
2012-09-21 04:55:53 AM
Eh, came in to bash her, but if it was taken out of context, and she was talking about online hookups then she actually has a point. Plus, look at the skank, she's probably been banged more times than Amanda Bynes' car.
 
2012-09-21 05:07:17 AM

ParagonComplex: Eh, came in to bash her, but if it was taken out of context, and she was talking about online hookups then she actually has a point. Plus, look at the skank, she's probably been banged more times than Amanda Bynes' car.


Wasn't one of the videos that got hacked from her phone her blathering about how she'd get farked up the butt for coke? I'd say she knows more than her fair share about random hookups.
 
2012-09-21 05:42:13 AM
There are no winners in this story.

Paris is disgusting, but her gay friend in that cab was also disgusting.
It's still the age of AIDS, and using an app to fk a complete stranger
in 12 seconds flat is every negative stereotype about gay men times ten.
Gay men don't see it as a negative, but it is. Sorry, homos. Until there's a
universal cure for every STD on the planet, it's nasty.

The cab driver who recorded the conversation should be charged
with invasion of privacy, or something equivalent.
 
2012-09-21 05:45:06 AM

Lsherm: Mangoose: Meh, I think she was referring to the booty site people. Never hook up wih people from the Internet. We all have aids.

I work with a guy who has sex almost exclusively from what he insists are "needy housewives" who advertise on Craigslist. While he's not paying for it, I've had countless arguments with him about the shiat he can catch pursuing such a hobby. For one thing, if married suburban women are offering it for free, they aren't just going to snag middle-aged divorced men like himself - eventually a crackhead is going to poke through. Or someone with herpes. Or HPV. And he's opening himself up to all of that, because the women he's finding on teh intarwebs are opening themselves up to it as well.

Sure, the 40 year-old bored married woman is ready to give up everything, but are you?

Never. Trust. Someone. You. Don't. Know.

Stranger danger, or something like that. That was a kid codeword like a decade ago.

I'll let you all know when my coworker starts suffering from a crippling STD he could have avoided by realizing that just because the internet makes it easy to find people willing to sleep with you, it doesn't mean you have to sleep with them. He'll fark anything, and he's proud of it. He also steals stuff from the bedrooms he's in as mementos. He's a sleazy, sleazy asshole.

He also makes near $200K a year. I want everyone to remember that after you read this post, because there's no justice in this country. He's married, has two kids, and frequently leaves work for hours to fark bored housewives in Maryland on his lunch break. If he doesn't have to use a condom, when he comes back to the office, he swipes the back of his right hand twice and says "clean!"

Some days I think he should get HIV, or chlamydia, or something. I know that's a terrible thought, but he's a terrible person. That he doesn't seem to pick up my distaste, or that he thrives on my distaste, just irritates me further. I'm not a prude. You shouldn't be fa ...


I hope your coworker dies in a fire, too.
 
2012-09-21 05:51:49 AM
i90.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-21 06:00:51 AM
No wonder the Morlocks started eating the Eloi.
 
2012-09-21 06:01:18 AM

SundaesChild: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Paris Hilton probably has things worse than AIDS

/and likely, as yet unidentified

Paris Hilton is a walking petri dish.


Would that mean that the effects of all of these potential diseases cancel each other out? ( like Mr. Burns on the "Simpsons")

/ do not want
 
2012-09-21 06:18:48 AM

Mangoose: Meh, I think she was referring to the booty site people. Never hook up wih people from the Internet. We all have aids.


She was: and I agree with her 1000 percent

if you go to hook up with random people on the internet: enjoy your aids and stds
 
2012-09-21 06:23:08 AM

Lsherm: He's married, has two kids, and frequently leaves work for hours to fark bored housewives in Maryland on his lunch break.


I'm contemplating whether or not I'd have the moral obligation to let his wife know if I were in your place.
 
2012-09-21 07:03:25 AM

Hetfield: Lsherm: He's married, has two kids, and frequently leaves work for hours to fark bored housewives in Maryland on his lunch break.

I'm contemplating whether or not I'd have the moral obligation to let his wife know if I were in your place.


Oooh, yeah. If you really despise the guy (and I can't say I'd blame you, he sounds like he has all the charm of a skidmark), let his wife know. She'll probably destroy him in the divorce.
 
2012-09-21 07:12:10 AM

Lachwen: Hetfield: Lsherm: He's married, has two kids, and frequently leaves work for hours to fark bored housewives in Maryland on his lunch break.

I'm contemplating whether or not I'd have the moral obligation to let his wife know if I were in your place.

Oooh, yeah. If you really despise the guy (and I can't say I'd blame you, he sounds like he has all the charm of a skidmark), let his wife know. She'll probably destroy him in the divorce.


Even if you don't despise him, his behavior is wrong and reckless, which I wouldn't have a problem with if it weren't for the fact that he endangers others, mainly his wife. I think she should know as it could safe her life. That's why I said "moral obligation" and not "revenge".
 
2012-09-21 07:14:40 AM

Hetfield: Lachwen: Hetfield: Lsherm: He's married, has two kids, and frequently leaves work for hours to fark bored housewives in Maryland on his lunch break.

I'm contemplating whether or not I'd have the moral obligation to let his wife know if I were in your place.

Oooh, yeah. If you really despise the guy (and I can't say I'd blame you, he sounds like he has all the charm of a skidmark), let his wife know. She'll probably destroy him in the divorce.

Even if you don't despise him, his behavior is wrong and reckless, which I wouldn't have a problem with if it weren't for the fact that he endangers others, mainly his wife. I think she should know as it could safe her life. That's why I said "moral obligation" and not "revenge".


It would depend on his job, I also think you might have a moral obligation to tell your boss
 
2012-09-21 07:15:21 AM
Well I can't believe I'm going to do this but she was kind of set up there. The cab driver didn't release the entire recorded conversation and she was talking to a gay man about unprotected sex with random people, which is a way to contract AIDS. Was it well said or not the best thing to say? Of course, but once again take anything out of context and it sounds bad.
 
2012-09-21 07:20:41 AM
Remember when she was hauled away in tears in the police car?

Good times, good times.
 
2012-09-21 07:20:43 AM
What's wrong with what she said? Nothing. It's accurate and the truth hurts.
 
2012-09-21 07:32:20 AM
This is totally going to ruin her career.
 
2012-09-21 07:33:42 AM
I'm just surprised that a pile of coagulated STDs and coke crusts has gained sentience and can formulate basic statements. Statement is retarded and offensive, of course, but an achievement none the less.
 
2012-09-21 07:44:17 AM
www.morethings.com
 
2012-09-21 07:51:37 AM

MmmmBacon: I'm surprised she hasn't caught the Aids yet.


No confirmation or denial on her part.
 
2012-09-21 08:03:00 AM
bretcontreras.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-21 08:29:33 AM
Ehh, big deal. I think most of those fudge packers can take it. Think about what they do to each other. I am sure that hurts a lot worse then any stupid thing Paris Hilton says.
 
2012-09-21 08:36:32 AM

Mangoose: Meh, I think she was referring to the booty site people. Never hook up wih people from the Internet. We all have aids.

NOW

you tell me...
 
2012-09-21 08:39:09 AM
gynomite.files.wordpress.com

I remember the 80s. We used to think that Reaganomics was a good idea, and doctors would treat the flu by putting leeches all over you to suck out the sickness. Ah, those were the days.
 
2012-09-21 08:47:14 AM
I am a gay man who does not have HIV, and i really have trouble giving a shiat what this useless beast says.

/stupid
//spoiled
///whore
 
2012-09-21 09:14:21 AM

Lsherm: Mangoose: Meh, I think she was referring to the booty site people. Never hook up wih people from the Internet. We all have aids.

I work with a guy who has sex almost exclusively from what he insists are "needy housewives" who advertise on Craigslist. While he's not paying for it, I've had countless arguments with him about the shiat he can catch pursuing such a hobby. For one thing, if married suburban women are offering it for free, they aren't just going to snag middle-aged divorced men like himself - eventually a crackhead is going to poke through. Or someone with herpes. Or HPV. And he's opening himself up to all of that, because the women he's finding on teh intarwebs are opening themselves up to it as well.

Sure, the 40 year-old bored married woman is ready to give up everything, but are you?

Never. Trust. Someone. You. Don't. Know.

Stranger danger, or something like that. That was a kid codeword like a decade ago.

I'll let you all know when my coworker starts suffering from a crippling STD he could have avoided by realizing that just because the internet makes it easy to find people willing to sleep with you, it doesn't mean you have to sleep with them. He'll fark anything, and he's proud of it. He also steals stuff from the bedrooms he's in as mementos. He's a sleazy, sleazy asshole.

He also makes near $200K a year. I want everyone to remember that after you read this post, because there's no justice in this country. He's married, has two kids, and frequently leaves work for hours to fark bored housewives in Maryland on his lunch break. If he doesn't have to use a condom, when he comes back to the office, he swipes the back of his right hand twice and says "clean!"

Some days I think he should get HIV, or chlamydia, or something. I know that's a terrible thought, but he's a terrible person. That he doesn't seem to pick up my distaste, or that he thrives on my distaste, just irritates me further. I'm not a prude. You shouldn't be farking anonymous people you find on the internet during your lunch hour.


Tell his wife. I wish someone told my mom years ago my dad was going full gay behind our backs. Thank god she didnt contract any diseases, but if someone had told her we wouldn't be at this point in our adult lives dealing with this shiat.
 
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