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2012-09-21 05:58:45 AM
1 votes:
Did they unwittingly arrest a terrorist sleeper cell?
2012-09-21 04:49:56 AM
1 votes:
"New Britain"?

More like "Little Britain"....

Also:

linapps.s3.amazonaws.com

www.fugly.com

Looks like the "Midget Porn" T-shirt guy has broadened his tastes to include.... um....
whatever these ladies are...
2012-09-21 04:41:30 AM
1 votes:

miss diminutive: Apparently the simple concept of holding up a sign was just too complicated for him to handle.


Apparently when you bust some people you can hold up your own damn sign. It's not like they're in any danger of charges of Not Holding Up Signage being added.

I did a stint as a guard in a jail. The staff generally don't give a damn about punishing you, or you being eventually prosecuted, or anything beyond getting the job of putting you in a cage done quickly and properly. Booking someone into jail is an ENORMOUS pain in the ass, and the best favor a detainee can do his jailors is to do and say as little as possible. Refuse to sign any papers or volunteer any information and you've just saved them an hour of paperwork. Not actively cooperating with the photo is no problem at all. We loved a guy who just stood there peaceably. It's the guys that won't stop acting up and running their mouth that piss off the staff. 

Unsolicited advice: If you believe you are about to be arrested, have as little as possible on your person when the cops arrive, especially your portable electronics, and very especially your phone. It makes everything so much easier for everyone.
2012-09-21 04:10:52 AM
1 votes:
You guys pay good money to do sexual stuff to those women and /I/ couldn't give it away free for two years? I should have been charging.
2012-09-21 04:03:14 AM
1 votes:
I turned up the lamp. When I saw her in the light --

After the darkness the feeble light of the paraffin lamp had seemed very bright. For the first time he could see the woman properly. He had taken a step towards her and then halted, full of lust and terror. He was painfully conscious of the risk he had taken in coming here. It was perfectly possible that the patrols would catch him on the way out: for that matter they might be waiting outside the door at this moment. If he went away without even doing what he had come here to do -!

It had got to be written down, it had got to be confessed. What he had suddenly seen in the lamplight was that the woman was old. The paint was plastered so thick on her face that it looked as though it might crack like a cardboard mask. There were streaks of white in her hair; but the truly dreadful detail was that her mouth had fallen a little open, revealing nothing except a cavernous blackness. She had no teeth at all.

He wrote hurriedly, in scrabbling handwriting:

When I saw her in the light she was quite an old woman, fifty years old at least. But I went ahead and did it just the same.
2012-09-21 04:02:55 AM
1 votes:
linapps.s3.amazonaws.com

Apparently the simple concept of holding up a sign was just too complicated for him to handle.
2012-09-20 10:55:09 PM
1 votes:
Last one was a young Buddy Hackett.
Fark it.
Hose off the dude in #1 and send him up.
He can at least wash my car and trim the hedges.
/In a French Maid's outfit.
 
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