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2012-09-20 10:55:09 PM
Last one was a young Buddy Hackett.
Fark it.
Hose off the dude in #1 and send him up.
He can at least wash my car and trim the hedges.
/In a French Maid's outfit.
 
2012-09-21 12:22:23 AM
Them's some daytime hookers.
 
2012-09-21 12:30:51 AM
media.ebaumsworld.com
 
2012-09-21 12:52:37 AM
There was one scraping the very bottom edge of doable, but the rest were hideous taint-stains. Rather poke m' dong in a burning dumpster.
 
2012-09-21 03:50:52 AM
damn i wish i was blind
 
2012-09-21 03:54:29 AM
Well, it's very impressive.
 
2012-09-21 03:55:23 AM
linapps.s3.amazonaws.com

Happy to be here!
 
2012-09-21 03:57:41 AM
D: D: D:

linapps.s3.amazonaws.com
linapps.s3.amazonaws.com

Oh god I feel sick...
*HURK* *HURK*

/Runs to bathroom
 
2012-09-21 03:57:42 AM
Come now, I am certain there are some men who do not find them hideously revolting.

/just patronized a prostitute
 
2012-09-21 04:02:55 AM
linapps.s3.amazonaws.com

Apparently the simple concept of holding up a sign was just too complicated for him to handle.
 
2012-09-21 04:03:14 AM
I turned up the lamp. When I saw her in the light --

After the darkness the feeble light of the paraffin lamp had seemed very bright. For the first time he could see the woman properly. He had taken a step towards her and then halted, full of lust and terror. He was painfully conscious of the risk he had taken in coming here. It was perfectly possible that the patrols would catch him on the way out: for that matter they might be waiting outside the door at this moment. If he went away without even doing what he had come here to do -!

It had got to be written down, it had got to be confessed. What he had suddenly seen in the lamplight was that the woman was old. The paint was plastered so thick on her face that it looked as though it might crack like a cardboard mask. There were streaks of white in her hair; but the truly dreadful detail was that her mouth had fallen a little open, revealing nothing except a cavernous blackness. She had no teeth at all.

He wrote hurriedly, in scrabbling handwriting:

When I saw her in the light she was quite an old woman, fifty years old at least. But I went ahead and did it just the same.
 
2012-09-21 04:09:18 AM
Crom! Someone shagged Thulsa Doom!

People have no grasp of what they do...
 
2012-09-21 04:10:52 AM
You guys pay good money to do sexual stuff to those women and /I/ couldn't give it away free for two years? I should have been charging.
 
2012-09-21 04:16:27 AM
Kill them with fire?
 
2012-09-21 04:25:09 AM

stonicus: When I saw her in the light she was quite an old woman, fifty years old at least. But I went ahead and did it just the same.


*golfclap*

Nice.
 
2012-09-21 04:29:34 AM

gadian: You guys pay good money to do sexual stuff to those women and /I/ couldn't give it away free for two years? I should have been charging.


Maybe they need glasses. Excepting a couple those really old guys none of those guys were repulsive. Either they are not willing to put time in at the bars; spend on some not riddled with nastiness...or they just flat out need glasses. The most presentable one was the transvestite.

I see women at bars; who are nice looking but with Joseph farking Merrick. I imagine myself handing them the card for my optometrist.
 
2012-09-21 04:31:40 AM
i1048.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-21 04:40:33 AM

brianbankerus: There was one scraping the very bottom edge of doable, but the rest were hideous taint-stains. Rather poke m' dong in a burning dumpster.


You must be talking about Jeffrey because s/he was the best looking of the bunch.
 
2012-09-21 04:41:30 AM

miss diminutive: Apparently the simple concept of holding up a sign was just too complicated for him to handle.


Apparently when you bust some people you can hold up your own damn sign. It's not like they're in any danger of charges of Not Holding Up Signage being added.

I did a stint as a guard in a jail. The staff generally don't give a damn about punishing you, or you being eventually prosecuted, or anything beyond getting the job of putting you in a cage done quickly and properly. Booking someone into jail is an ENORMOUS pain in the ass, and the best favor a detainee can do his jailors is to do and say as little as possible. Refuse to sign any papers or volunteer any information and you've just saved them an hour of paperwork. Not actively cooperating with the photo is no problem at all. We loved a guy who just stood there peaceably. It's the guys that won't stop acting up and running their mouth that piss off the staff. 

Unsolicited advice: If you believe you are about to be arrested, have as little as possible on your person when the cops arrive, especially your portable electronics, and very especially your phone. It makes everything so much easier for everyone.
 
2012-09-21 04:49:56 AM
"New Britain"?

More like "Little Britain"....

Also:

linapps.s3.amazonaws.com

www.fugly.com

Looks like the "Midget Porn" T-shirt guy has broadened his tastes to include.... um....
whatever these ladies are...
 
2012-09-21 04:50:51 AM
Why in the hell have no truck driving axe murderer got to them yet?
 
2012-09-21 05:11:41 AM
+1 to Subby, for resisting the temptation to use the word "hottie" anywhere in the headline.
 
2012-09-21 05:58:45 AM
Did they unwittingly arrest a terrorist sleeper cell?
 
2012-09-21 06:02:18 AM

miss diminutive: [linapps.s3.amazonaws.com image 580x436]

Apparently the simple concept of holding up a sign was just too complicated for him to handle.


Am I the only one that finds it humorous that the police station is so cheap, they're basically using rulers with the foot count written in marker on the wall?


Hillwilliam: +1 to Subby, for resisting the temptation to use the word "hottie" anywhere in the headline.


I think the general consensus is that it's no longer funny and just tired and sad. Something a subby would do if they wanted most of the thread to be insults aimed at them for doing that.
 
2012-09-21 06:31:03 AM

some_beer_drinker: [media.ebaumsworld.com image 291x400]


Well then you're just not trying hard enough. You think people had it easy in the days before affordable health care? Persevere!

/Wait...
 
2012-09-21 06:48:44 AM

Okoboji: Hillwilliam: +1 to Subby, for resisting the temptation to use the word "hottie" anywhere in the headline.

I think the general consensus is that it's no longer funny and just tired and sad. Something a subby would do if they wanted most of the thread to be insults aimed at them for doing that.


If the meme has died, it faded out before I had a chance to piss on its grave. Not like when the "HA! HA! Guy" was finally drummed off Fark. That thread nearly hospitalized me. All memes should die that way. It's better -- and far funnier -- to burn out than fade away.
 
2012-09-21 06:58:07 AM
Probably every one of these guys subscribes to the PUA/Ladder Theory/Game Theory method of dating.
 
2012-09-21 07:04:28 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: Why in the hell have no truck driving axe murderer got to them yet?


I can only do so much!
 
2012-09-21 07:21:46 AM

othmar: damn i wish i was blind


I'm gonna go tear my eyes out. Care to join me?
 
2012-09-21 07:47:50 AM
None of those birds are fit enough for a plunge in their gobs. I reckon that this prozzies should get off easy.
 
2012-09-21 08:19:32 AM
No, no, sure, no, no, no, and "wtf, are those the pimps to the first 6, or did they break up the biggest male prostitution ring in history?".
 
2012-09-21 08:38:54 AM

ShannonKW: Okoboji: Hillwilliam: +1 to Subby, for resisting the temptation to use the word "hottie" anywhere in the headline.

I think the general consensus is that it's no longer funny and just tired and sad. Something a subby would do if they wanted most of the thread to be insults aimed at them for doing that.

If the meme has died, it faded out before I had a chance to piss on its grave. Not like when the "HA! HA! Guy" was finally drummed off Fark. That thread nearly hospitalized me. All memes should die that way. It's better -- and far funnier -- to burn out than fade away.


i50.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-21 08:45:35 AM
Anyone else see a young Bruce Campbell in there?
 
2012-09-21 09:23:33 AM
Holy hell, those women are powerful ugly creatures.
 
2012-09-21 09:34:59 AM
2, 3, and 6 don't look all that bad.

Flamesuit on.
 
2012-09-21 10:00:16 AM

stonicus: I turned up the lamp. When I saw her in the light --

After the darkness the feeble light of the paraffin lamp had seemed very bright. For the first time he could see the woman properly. He had taken a step towards her and then halted, full of lust and terror. He was painfully conscious of the risk he had taken in coming here. It was perfectly possible that the patrols would catch him on the way out: for that matter they might be waiting outside the door at this moment. If he went away without even doing what he had come here to do -!

It had got to be written down, it had got to be confessed. What he had suddenly seen in the lamplight was that the woman was old. The paint was plastered so thick on her face that it looked as though it might crack like a cardboard mask. There were streaks of white in her hair; but the truly dreadful detail was that her mouth had fallen a little open, revealing nothing except a cavernous blackness. She had no teeth at all.

He wrote hurriedly, in scrabbling handwriting:

When I saw her in the light she was quite an old woman, fifty years old at least. But I went ahead and did it just the same.


1984.
 
2012-09-21 10:03:14 AM

gadian: You guys pay good money to do sexual stuff to those women and /I/ couldn't give it away free for two years? I should have been charging.


does not compute

let me get this straight. you are a female, correct? you possess a vagina, correct? and you live in fairbanks, ak?

if you "couldn't give it away" you must've been locked in a saferoom in your cabin in the woods for those 2 years with no connection to the outside world.
 
2012-09-21 10:37:52 AM
linapps.s3.amazonaws.com

Can't even imagine being so hard up that you'd willingly put your dick in that.
 
2012-09-21 10:46:45 AM

LawPD: [linapps.s3.amazonaws.com image 580x436]

Can't even imagine being so hard up that you'd willingly put your dick in that.


even worse, willing to PAY to put your dick in that
 
2012-09-21 11:40:11 AM
What was seen cannot be unseen

/Off to Target to get some eye bleach
 
2012-09-21 11:44:26 AM

LawPD: [linapps.s3.amazonaws.com image 580x436]

Can't even imagine being so hard up that you'd willingly put your dick in that.


Isn't this the hotter woman your mom goes out with so she can score?
 
2012-09-21 01:26:38 PM
Can honestly say I've never been that horny. And as long as I have Rosy Palm and her five sisters, I never will.
 
2012-09-21 01:52:43 PM
Prostitutes in New Britain. Car jacking in New London. New UK trifecta in play?
 
2012-09-21 03:31:56 PM
linapps.s3.amazonaws.com

I'll take whichever one HE had.

/that's actually pretty tame compared to Florida prostitution roundups.
 
2012-09-21 06:12:17 PM
Men will screw anything, what's the incentive of looking pretty?
 
2012-09-21 08:23:39 PM

flyinghouse99: Men will screw anything, what's the incentive of looking pretty?


You make more money...
 
2012-09-21 10:36:43 PM

LawPD: [linapps.s3.amazonaws.com image 580x436]

Can't even imagine being so hard up that you'd willingly put your dick in that.


and paying for the privilege...let's not forget that part
 
2012-09-22 09:34:41 AM

flyinghouse99: Men will screw anything, what's the incentive of looking pretty?


Meeting non-crack-addled men who don't pay to choke you while jizzing all over your face behind a dumpster.
 
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