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(Mirror.co.uk)   Good: Prostitutes go door-to-door offering retirees sex for £2.50. Bad: While there they case the joint for burglaries   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 32
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2012-09-21 12:28:06 AM
Prostitutes are plaguing pensioners by selling sex door to door for as little as £2.50.

Plaguing? What a poor word choice. I get the alliteration angle, but wouldn't "pleasing" be a better fit.
 
2012-09-21 01:16:45 AM
50 bob? For that?

/are you mad?
 
2012-09-21 01:41:26 AM
This type of palliative care should really fall under the jurisdiction of the NHS.
 
2012-09-21 03:05:53 AM
I can't stop laughing at the included images. 
It's just a thing of beauty.
 
2012-09-21 03:43:20 AM
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-21 03:59:39 AM
To reiterate:

This is what the community looked like in simpler times:
i1.mirror.co.uk

Today, the buildings are plagued with (seemingly luminescent) prostitutes
i1.mirror.co.uk 

If the police and community work together, it can once again look like this:
i1.mirror.co.uk
 
2012-09-21 05:50:20 AM

God-is-a-Taco: To reiterate:

This is what the community looked like in simpler times:
[i1.mirror.co.uk image 615x409]

Today, the buildings are plagued with (seemingly luminescent) prostitutes
[i1.mirror.co.uk image 615x409] 

If the police and community work together, it can once again look like this:
[i1.mirror.co.uk image 615x409]


That clears it up for me.
Isn't the price they're offering less than 10 USD?

/the oval, heh

jimmyego: This type of palliative care should really fall under the jurisdiction of the NHS.


Yep.
 
2012-09-21 06:37:04 AM
tricks on her, that wasn't a door knocker.
 
2012-09-21 06:54:52 AM
Police said they know of the problem and fear the women may be casing houses for burglaries or robberies.

Subby and reporter fail. Maybe it's just a senior citizen discount.

Heck, if they can go door to door and rack them up minutes apart, it might be more lucrative than standing on a street corner.

Plus, cocaine is a hell of a drug.

/pertinent to my interests
//my stuff isn't worth more than that
 
2012-09-21 06:57:21 AM
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me fourteen times ...
 
2012-09-21 07:05:11 AM
Where does the mirror rank in comparison to the Fail? Cause this is pretty weak.
 
2012-09-21 07:21:49 AM
Of course, these pros know their business. They're probably also making money on the upsell. You can't be going door to door in a senior citiizen's area without any blue pills to sell with you.


/just sayin.
 
2012-09-21 07:49:33 AM
Wendy from Breaking Bad,maybe NSFW

It just seemed appropriate.
 
2012-09-21 07:56:04 AM
This is why retirees should keep chloroform on hand. The prost wakes up in a field somewhere, butt throbbing and her money gone. Back at Seizure World the retirees are back to partying their asses off.
 
2012-09-21 08:06:52 AM
Goddamn Loch Ness monster!
 
2012-09-21 08:09:48 AM
Where do I sign up for this service?
 
2012-09-21 08:15:51 AM
Still waiting for a picture appropriate for the caption "What a £2.50 prostitute might look like"

/I am disappoint
 
2012-09-21 08:32:22 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com

A two-and-a-half pound sex?

... Thanks, we've already got one
 
2012-09-21 08:55:08 AM
"Polish ye knob for sixpence, guvnah?"

\

i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2012-09-21 08:55:36 AM
Well, I know where I'm moving!
 
2012-09-21 09:10:37 AM
If you're casing houses just do what they did way back in the day: Door to door sales.

And hey, if you're cute blond and perky maybe you can rob these old men twice.
 
2012-09-21 10:06:10 AM

martid4: This is why retirees should keep chloroform on hand. The prost wakes up in a field somewhere, butt throbbing and her money gone. Back at Seizure World the retirees are back to partying their asses off.


You've obviously put some thought into your retirement plans
 
2012-09-21 10:16:55 AM

wildcardjack: If you're casing houses just do what they did way back in the day: Door to door sales.

And hey, if you're cute blond and perky maybe you can rob these old men twice.


If you're cute blond and perky, I'm pretty sure you can rob 'em more than just twice.
 
2012-09-21 11:11:30 AM
Prostitute: How about some super sex?
Retiree: I'll have the soup.
 
2012-09-21 11:39:50 AM
I think I saw this movie. Wasn't it called Risky Business?
 
2012-09-21 12:10:24 PM
i1.mirror.co.uk


A wet spot near the oval entrance.
 
2012-09-21 01:08:55 PM
: "I just hope we can rid of these vultures before the men get their winter fuel allowance."
Yea good luck with that.
 
2012-09-21 02:30:33 PM
Sex for just 2.50 quid? Is the nanny state now subsidizing call girls?
 
2012-09-21 04:22:07 PM
i.imgur.com

My husband would never use a prostitute!
 
2012-09-21 04:25:19 PM

Sgygus: Prostitutes are plaguing pensioners by selling sex door to door for as little as £2.50.

Plaguing? What a poor word choice. I get the alliteration angle, but wouldn't "pleasing" be a better fit.


Depending on what STDs they're carrying, it could be apropos.
 
2012-09-21 05:24:52 PM
I don't think those women thought their cunning plan all the way through. The kind of person who would even talk to a 2.50 hooker isn't likely to have anything worth stealing.
 
2012-09-22 05:20:22 PM
Am I the only one who thinks the women would be let in, then rob them (they are old, they can't do anything), then just leave without even farking them? I cannot imagine 2.50 is worth their time.
 
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