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(WSBTV)   As man barrels down the interstate with irate girlfriend screaming and clinging to the hood of his vehicle, a group of commuters work together to box him in and force him to stop   (wsbtv.com) divider line 72
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2012-09-20 09:03:43 PM  
Dumb biatch.
 
2012-09-20 09:05:49 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: I'm betting he just wanted to leave, she wanted to continue arguing and jumped on the hood thinking she could make him stay and continue fighting, and he called her bluff.


bojon: Dumb biatch.


You will get bites.
 
2012-09-20 09:12:43 PM  
Top of the vehicle against her will? Didn't Romney just spray tan up for an appearance before Hispanic voters? Just asking questions...
 
2012-09-20 09:27:39 PM  
Bug off!
 
2012-09-20 09:38:34 PM  
Was meth involved? I bet meth was involved.
 
2012-09-20 09:45:05 PM  
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2012-09-20 10:03:27 PM  

Runs_With_Scissors_: FirstNationalBastard: I'm betting he just wanted to leave, she wanted to continue arguing and jumped on the hood thinking she could make him stay and continue fighting, and he called her bluff.

bojon: Dumb biatch.

You will get bites.


Bite. Had a clingy GF like this. She would have shrugged off the re-entry burns of the Enterprise space shuttle to get stabby with the peener.
A TRO worked for 48 hours, Then it was time to use a 30-30.
One round between her knees was all it took to convince her that it was over.

FF 15 years. She dials me up and I convince her she has the wrong number.
How do I know she was convinced? She apologized.

She's driving a shopping cart with 4 crack babbys in it now, picking up empties, and talking to her lawyer on a dead, discarded cell phone.

Sometimes, I park in the BK lot and watch her, eating sushi, and thinking, there, but for the grace of god.

Then I go to my GF's house and have glorious safe sex and enjoy a hot shower, knowing I took the road less traveled.

The ghost of Robert Frost agrees.
 
2012-09-20 10:04:05 PM  

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Keyboard please.

Those drivers did well to coordinate and box him in. It could have easily ended badly.
 
2012-09-20 10:06:06 PM  

Introitus: [i2.kym-cdn.com image 460x457]


Yeah, but a blonde, looking like Elizabeth Montgomery. But drunk all the time.
After me, she went on to crack.
 
2012-09-20 10:11:59 PM  

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i2.kym-cdn.com

"We... ALL... bundle..."
 
2012-09-20 10:46:51 PM  

vudukungfu: Runs_With_Scissors_: FirstNationalBastard: I'm betting he just wanted to leave, she wanted to continue arguing and jumped on the hood thinking she could make him stay and continue fighting, and he called her bluff.

bojon: Dumb biatch.

You will get bites.

Bite. Had a clingy GF like this. She would have shrugged off the re-entry burns of the Enterprise space shuttle to get stabby with the peener.
A TRO worked for 48 hours, Then it was time to use a 30-30.
One round between her knees was all it took to convince her that it was over.

FF 15 years. She dials me up and I convince her she has the wrong number.
How do I know she was convinced? She apologized.

She's driving a shopping cart with 4 crack babbys in it now, picking up empties, and talking to her lawyer on a dead, discarded cell phone.

Sometimes, I park in the BK lot and watch her, eating sushi, and thinking, there, but for the grace of god.

Then I go to my GF's house and have glorious safe sex and enjoy a hot shower, knowing I took the road less traveled.

The ghost of Robert Frost agrees.


And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why you never stick your dick in crazy.
 
2012-09-20 10:47:30 PM  

vudukungfu: Introitus: [i2.kym-cdn.com image 460x457]

Yeah, but a blonde, looking like Elizabeth Montgomery. But drunk all the time.
After me, she went on to crack.


Unnecessary flourish.
 
2012-09-20 11:09:06 PM  
vudukungu drives the ladies... to crack.
 
2012-09-20 11:09:21 PM  
Oh. she's cray cray, totes.

Her daddy. Her momma, Her sisters.
Crayyyyyyyyy craaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

I should have seen it coming when she ...

Nope. Tha's another vudu story for a yet to be read thread.

Stay tuned.
 
2012-09-20 11:09:22 PM  

Runs_With_Scissors_: FirstNationalBastard: I'm betting he just wanted to leave, she wanted to continue arguing and jumped on the hood thinking she could make him stay and continue fighting, and he called her bluff.

bojon: Dumb biatch.

You will get bites.


Yeah, bites agreeing with them. There is no way the boyfriend forced her to get on the hood then got into the driver's seat before she had time to get off.
 
2012-09-20 11:18:17 PM  
Many years ago, I remember clinging onto the hood of a car while the driver (tripping on acid) was determined to fling me off. It's really not that different than the movies except OMG FINGER GRIP HARD

/never did plan on getting old
 
2012-09-20 11:19:48 PM  
I can understand the first mile or so, but if she didn't have the sense to jump off when he slowed down to turn onto the on-ramp, it's her own damned fault
 
2012-09-20 11:20:05 PM  
He had heard enough and was driving off.

Ladies, when that happens, let the guy go.
 
2012-09-20 11:22:24 PM  

MeinRS6: He had heard enough and was driving off.

Ladies, when that happens, let the guy go.


Well, maybe we should reconsider...

/maybe it was the CAR she didn't want to let get away
 
2012-09-20 11:49:00 PM  

vudukungfu: Runs_With_Scissors_: FirstNationalBastard: I'm betting he just wanted to leave, she wanted to continue arguing and jumped on the hood thinking she could make him stay and continue fighting, and he called her bluff.

bojon: Dumb biatch.

You will get bites.

Bite. Had a clingy GF like this. She would have shrugged off the re-entry burns of the Enterprise space shuttle to get stabby with the peener.
A TRO worked for 48 hours, Then it was time to use a 30-30.
One round between her knees was all it took to convince her that it was over.

FF 15 years. She dials me up and I convince her she has the wrong number.
How do I know she was convinced? She apologized.

She's driving a shopping cart with 4 crack babbys in it now, picking up empties, and talking to her lawyer on a dead, discarded cell phone.

Sometimes, I park in the BK lot and watch her, eating sushi, and thinking, there, but for the grace of god.

Then I go to my GF's house and have glorious safe sex and enjoy a hot shower, knowing I took the road less traveled.

The ghost of Robert Frost agrees.


Dude, I broke up with a girl in college because she tried to stab my junk with a plastic fork - after yelling "sausage time!" - while we were eating Chinese food naked in bed. Granted, we were both incredibly drunk, but there are limits.

You need to get some better crazy radar.
 
2012-09-21 12:44:11 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: MeinRS6: He had heard enough and was driving off.

Ladies, when that happens, let the guy go.

Well, maybe we should reconsider...

/maybe it was the CAR she didn't want to let get away


Interesting point.

But the cops can't find her now, so if it was about the car she would have shown up to claim it.
 
2012-09-21 02:33:11 AM  
Hey fella, stop! What a turkey. Hey fella, you're a turkey, y'know that?
 
2012-09-21 02:34:08 AM  
Interesting...not Florida.
 
2012-09-21 02:36:11 AM  

Lsherm: Dude, I broke up with a girl in college because she tried to stab my junk with a plastic fork - after yelling "sausage time!" - while we were eating Chinese food naked in bed. Granted, we were both incredibly drunk, but there are limits.


Rule 34. Some guys would find that a total turn on.
 
2012-09-21 02:39:35 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I can understand the first mile or so, but if she didn't have the sense to jump off when he slowed down to turn onto the on-ramp, it's her own damned fault


My guess is this yet another wacky Mall of Georgia viral video.

I remember the time they let 10,000 frogs loose under Sherman's statue and 25% of all pants at the Pants Store.
 
2012-09-21 02:41:14 AM  
Buy the ticket, take the ride, biatch.

She didn't bail at 2mph, 5mph or even 20mph.

Coont probably thought there was cash in the car.
 
2012-09-21 02:41:22 AM  
She clearly wasn't done telling him about "those biatches" at her workplace, but the last "so then she told her that she wasn't going to go to lunch with them, but after that she told her that she wasn't with her when they went to her house and she got so mad!" finally made him think "I bet personal pronouns aren't allowed in jail."
 
2012-09-21 02:43:07 AM  
The legal/ court/ prison system makes a ton of money from shiat like this.

/Loony coonts? How do they work?
 
2012-09-21 02:55:00 AM  
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2012-09-21 02:56:09 AM  
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2012-09-21 03:00:09 AM  
Anyone mention the dumb biatch probably did this on purpose? Cause I'm thinking she did it on purpose.
 
2012-09-21 03:00:43 AM  
My ex hit me with her car, so I'd way I'm getting a kick but in reality I'm just reliving the Hell I escaped from.
 
2012-09-21 03:02:00 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: I'm betting he just wanted to leave, she wanted to continue arguing and jumped on the hood thinking she could make him stay and continue fighting, and he called her bluff.


I think you're right.

Since she wasn't tied to it, she must have gotten on voluntarily, figuring she could make him stop. She ought to have jumped off while she could.
 
2012-09-21 03:04:29 AM  
Everybody should know this by now...

How Relationships Really Are
 
2012-09-21 03:05:37 AM  
terrordaves.files.wordpress.com Was it Zoe Bell?
 
2012-09-21 03:36:47 AM  

vudukungfu: knowing I took the road less traveled.


Hm.
 
2012-09-21 04:00:41 AM  

Lsherm:
Dude, I broke up with a girl in college because she tried to stab my junk with a plastic fork - after yelling "sausage time!" - while we were eating Chinese food naked in bed. Granted, we were both incredibly drunk, but there are limits.


You dated Hugh Laurie?
 
2012-09-21 04:12:43 AM  

Rufus Lee King: This is one of the many reasons I left Atlanta. There's something in the air, or the water..God knows what.


On the hood of a car?
 
2012-09-21 04:16:26 AM  
iwantamonkey: Was it Zoe Bell?

I'm OK!
 
2012-09-21 04:20:44 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: I'm betting he just wanted to leave, she wanted to continue arguing and jumped on the hood thinking she could make him stay and continue fighting, and he called her bluff.


Not that I would condone his decision to keep driving down the freeway with somebody hanging on to the car ...

...

but seriously, how did she end up there?
 
2012-09-21 04:39:05 AM  
The clingy coont got herself into the mess, but on the other hand the boyfriend shouldn't have taken it to the point of being life threatening. Instead, drive down the street at 2 mph with the horn blaring so you can't hear her. When the biatch gets tired of the noise and gets off the hood, stand on the gas and get the hell outa Dodge.
 
2012-09-21 04:39:14 AM  
Maybe next time She'll make him that sandwich when he tells her to.
 
2012-09-21 04:49:48 AM  
She's nuts.

He's got them.

Used them in the wrong way.

Close save.

Burma Shave.
 
2012-09-21 05:08:32 AM  

Harry_Seldon: Lsherm: Dude, I broke up with a girl in college because she tried to stab my junk with a plastic fork - after yelling "sausage time!" - while we were eating Chinese food naked in bed. Granted, we were both incredibly drunk, but there are limits.

Rule 34. Some guys would find that a total turn on.


True. But this is about understanding the crazy female mind. Any woman who comes anywhere close to harming the junk of her man surely does not enjoy the act or understand the benefits, probably understands her own body only as a lure of sorts, and should be abandoned immediately.

I am sure over the last twenty years my wife has wanted to kill me a few times, but she treats the tool as sacred, as that which must never be harmed.
 
2012-09-21 05:10:08 AM  
ITT, it's OK to drive with a person on the hood of your car because women be shoppin!
 
2012-09-21 05:54:29 AM  

LDM90: ITT, it's OK to drive with a person on the hood of your car because women be shoppin!


Well, while it's agreed that he probably shouldn't have taken her on the interstate, odds are she did put herself in the situation to begin with by jumping on the hood.
 
2012-09-21 06:59:52 AM  
As man barrels down the interstate with irate girlfriend screaming and clinging to the hood of his vehicle, a group of cockblockers work together to box him in and force him to stop.

/Busybodies
 
2012-09-21 07:03:38 AM  
I bet she wont press charges if he marrys her.
 
2012-09-21 07:11:33 AM  
CSB time:

About 10 years ago I was driving down I-95 and saw one car just plain run another off the road. Several others saw it too. I was past the car that got run off before I could stop so I figured others would help that driver and focused on catching up with the one who did the running off. (r-u-n-n-o-f-t?)

Anyway, several of us coordinated to bring that car to a stop. Cops were called of course and on the scene in minutes. Turns out the driver blew 0.22 bac. At 11:30 in the morning. (Old hat for Farkers, I know.) Guy ended up pleading guilty. The other driver was shaken and stirred but otherwise unharmed. The car was totalled, though.

/citizen's arrest
//csb
 
2012-09-21 07:47:04 AM  
Remember kids, keeping your craydar calibrated properly can save your life.
 
2012-09-21 08:54:08 AM  
Was it Mitt and Ann just heading to the next campaign stop?
 
2012-09-21 09:34:03 AM  
"Then I see her beating on the windshield, crying, as I get close, she's begging him to pull over," he said. "Not only will he not look at me, but he's not even paying attention to her."

I don't care how annoying or clingy she was being. This guy needs to have his skin torn off him in strips, and then be dumped in the desert. /Him, not the skin strips. Though I wonder what human jerky would taste like? mmmm. Douche-jerky.
 
2012-09-21 09:51:18 AM  

fearthebunnyman: "Then I see her beating on the windshield, crying, as I get close, she's begging him to pull over," he said. "Not only will he not look at me, but he's not even paying attention to her."

I don't care how annoying or clingy she was being. This guy needs to have his skin torn off him in strips, and then be dumped in the desert.


Seconded. Wow, I know we're trying to be funny about the crazy woman. But she clearly realized her mistake and he still took it to punishment-land.

That's attempted murder, and rightly so.
 
2012-09-21 09:58:31 AM  
At age 15, I was holding on to the luggage rack of my friend's RX-2... and he decided to hit the highway. Got up to 100mph with me hanging on that thing.

So I'm getting a kick...
 
2012-09-21 10:10:54 AM  
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2012-09-21 10:11:50 AM  

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2012-09-21 10:19:49 AM  
Eh. I can see both sides.
 
2012-09-21 11:08:03 AM  
Freaking thrill seekers.
 
2012-09-21 11:19:39 AM  
I agree that driving at 70 MPH with a person on your hood is outrageous conduct,

HOWEVER the man didn't put the woman on his hood. This most likely was a result of a dispute in which the man simply wanted to leave and she tried to prevent him by climbing on the hood and refusing to get off...
 
2012-09-21 11:25:33 AM  

JeffreyScott: I agree that driving at 70 MPH with a person on your hood is outrageous conduct,

HOWEVER the man didn't put the woman on his hood. This most likely was a result of a dispute in which the man simply wanted to leave and she tried to prevent him by climbing on the hood and refusing to get off...


Proper safe driving method is to gently apply the brakes and come to a halt in a safe location when there is a biatch on your bonnet as we call them in civilised society.
 
2012-09-21 11:26:37 AM  

fearthebunnyman: "Then I see her beating on the windshield, crying, as I get close, she's begging him to pull over," he said. "Not only will he not look at me, but he's not even paying attention to her."

I don't care how annoying or clingy she was being. This guy needs to have his skin torn off him in strips, and then be dumped in the desert. /Him, not the skin strips. Though I wonder what human jerky would taste like? mmmm. Douche-jerky.


And if the genders were reversed you would say "He got what he deserved by trying to prevent her from leaving."
 
2012-09-21 11:33:49 AM  

halB: fearthebunnyman: "Then I see her beating on the windshield, crying, as I get close, she's begging him to pull over," he said. "Not only will he not look at me, but he's not even paying attention to her."

I don't care how annoying or clingy she was being. This guy needs to have his skin torn off him in strips, and then be dumped in the desert. /Him, not the skin strips. Though I wonder what human jerky would taste like? mmmm. Douche-jerky.

And if the genders were reversed you would say "He got what he deserved by trying to prevent her from leaving."


I would?
 
2012-09-21 11:35:24 AM  
The crazy. Don't stick your peener in it.

Although if guys listened to that, I'd never get laid.
 
2012-09-21 12:19:30 PM  
Its pretty irresponsible to go on the high way when there is someone clinging to your windshield... and dangerous.

Everyone knows the best way to get a biatch off your windshield is to slam on the breaks at 25mph (preferrably on her front lawn).
 
2012-09-21 01:08:08 PM  
Been there. I didn't get too far with her on the hood. And she got off at the first stop light.

To all those who suggested keeping your dick out of the crazy, THIS!
 
2012-09-21 02:30:52 PM  

SurfaceTension: CSB


I'm honestly fascinated by how this works, in TFA and in your CSB. How do you identify and coordinate with 3 other cars while barreling down the highway in pursuit of yet another car - this one with a nutso driver?
 
2012-09-21 02:39:02 PM  

unatnaes: SurfaceTension: CSB

I'm honestly fascinated by how this works, in TFA and in your CSB. How do you identify and coordinate with 3 other cars while barreling down the highway in pursuit of yet another car - this one with a nutso driver?


My intention was to follow him, get his license plate, and call the cops on my cell to report him. I pulled in behind him, and a driver in a big airport limousine bus pulled up next to me, indicated to try to move him over and lined himself on the driver's right. Someone else managed to get in front and started slowing down. We didn't move him over to the shoulder. We stopped in the middle of the highway. Not the best decision, but it was what we could do.

Mind you, the driver was plastered. His car was pretty badly damaged and he was driving right around the speed limit (55) or maybe a little under as if he was trying to blend in or something. It wasn't like we were chasing him down at 90mph.
 
2012-09-21 03:27:52 PM  

Calmamity: vudukungu drives the ladies... to crack.


Nice double entendre!
 
2012-09-21 04:27:49 PM  
I saw a portion of the video (without sound) on HLN while standing in line at the bank and thought to myself "That has to be a crazy girlfriend."

/feeling smug right now for calling it
//so few successes today, so let me enjoy this
 
2012-09-21 07:59:51 PM  

jaylectricity: Runs_With_Scissors_: FirstNationalBastard: I'm betting he just wanted to leave, she wanted to continue arguing and jumped on the hood thinking she could make him stay and continue fighting, and he called her bluff.

bojon: Dumb biatch.

You will get bites.

Yeah, bites agreeing with them. There is no way the boyfriend forced her to get on the hood then got into the driver's seat before she had time to get off.


Aaand this thread is over. Biatch got what she deserved.
 
2012-09-21 10:16:26 PM  

petuniapup: Lsherm:
Dude, I broke up with a girl in college because she tried to stab my junk with a plastic fork - after yelling "sausage time!" - while we were eating Chinese food naked in bed. Granted, we were both incredibly drunk, but there are limits.


You dated Hugh Laurie?


This was years before anyone knew who Hugh Laurie was, in Britain or elsewhere.
 
2012-09-24 04:57:48 AM  

jaylectricity: Runs_With_Scissors_: FirstNationalBastard: I'm betting he just wanted to leave, she wanted to continue arguing and jumped on the hood thinking she could make him stay and continue fighting, and he called her bluff.

bojon: Dumb biatch.

You will get bites.

Yeah, bites agreeing with them. There is no way the boyfriend forced her to get on the hood then got into the driver's seat before she had time to get off.


Oh well, whatever floats her boat, as they say.
 
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