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(Rome News-Tribune)   "Suspicious person" dressed as the Burger King mascot goes into McDonald's, hands out hamburgers, dances, and poses for pictures with children   (rn-t.com) divider line 45
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2012-09-20 09:45:51 PM
It was for the children!
 
2012-09-20 10:18:41 PM
Later, on the drive home...

"Mommy... Why did Mr. Burger King put his hand down the back of my pants while you were taking our picture?"
 
2012-09-20 11:17:37 PM
Burger King is actually pretty good. Wendy's sucks balls though.

Who's the best?
 
2012-09-20 11:50:56 PM

brianbankerus: Burger King is actually pretty good. Wendy's sucks balls though.

Who's the best?


I suspected there had to be people out there who ate a Burger King as they are still in business, I just hadn't met any of them yet. Maybe Burger King isn't just a big drug money laundering franchise after all!
 
2012-09-21 12:17:57 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-21 12:27:21 AM
Did he get busy in the bathroom?
 
2012-09-21 12:29:31 AM

brianbankerus: Burger King is actually pretty good. Wendy's sucks balls though.

Who's the best?


In N Out, biatches.
 
2012-09-21 12:32:04 AM

Fark Angelic Choir: brianbankerus: Burger King is actually pretty good. Wendy's sucks balls though.

Who's the best?

In N Out, biatches.


In N Out > Five Guys. The burgers and fries at Five Guys are okay, but farkin' overpriced.

Also, Wendy's is God-Tier for their potatos.
 
2012-09-21 12:34:42 AM
Its like my dad always used to say: any reason for a man to put on pantyhose is a good reason.
 
2012-09-21 12:35:47 AM
we already had a 5 guys thread today let's try to keep it relevant guys.
 
2012-09-21 12:36:42 AM
No pictures in the article. :(

Wendy's >> Burger King.

Burger King fries give me indigestion. Only fries that can do that.
 
2012-09-21 12:36:53 AM
I consider Burger King, McDonalds and Harveys to be on par. Different type of burgers and such, and enjoyable in their own way.

AW has it's day once in a while, but it's fairly below the three.

Wendy's are mediocre and the DQ that I had a couple of months ago after many years since last time I tried their burgers, was probably one of the worst burger I've had in many years.
 
2012-09-21 12:40:56 AM

fragMasterFlash: Its like my dad always used to say: any reason for a man to put on pantyhose is a good reason.


They make it easy to put a wetsuit on. It's better than dish soap
 
2012-09-21 12:42:02 AM

Summercat: Fark Angelic Choir: brianbankerus: Burger King is actually pretty good. Wendy's sucks balls though.

Who's the best?

In N Out, biatches.

In N Out > Five Guys. The burgers and fries at Five Guys are okay, but farkin' overpriced.

Also, Wendy's is God-Tier for their potatos.


Sonic. Good burgers and they have tots!
 
2012-09-21 12:43:33 AM
I wanna see the current spokes-copper-top from Wendy's banging Five Guys. In 'n Out Animal Style.

/Billion served.
//Have it your way
 
2012-09-21 12:43:35 AM
Did he have a boom box with The Safety Dance playing?
 
2012-09-21 12:45:01 AM
Let me show you my whopper.
 
2012-09-21 12:48:13 AM
Whataburger > every thing else
 
2012-09-21 12:51:33 AM
Wendy's for beef burgers.

McDonald's for chicken sandwiches. The Wendy's spicy chicken is pretty good, but the bread, vegetables, and mayonnaise of McDonald's is better.

McDonald's has very good quality control. Their protocols for all their products mean they have great uniformity from batch to batch and store to store. Wendy's fries are sometimes great and sometimes raw and unsalted.

The two meals I've had at Sonic just tasted like really mediocre McDonald's burgers. They wear skates... but not really worth it.

Half of the Burger Kings in my area have closed down.
 
2012-09-21 12:52:30 AM
I don't know what I like better... Just the fact that someone did this is awesome, but the "serious crime" tone of the article is great (right down to the photo up top).

Then I noticed the video at the bottom. The actual footage, plus a shot of this news story with the Acura owner's name on it. Awesome troll, or huge mistake? I await the followup tag to decide.
 
2012-09-21 12:54:20 AM
i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-09-21 12:54:33 AM
Chicago hotdogs are better than New Yorks
 
2012-09-21 01:00:05 AM
Kansas Pizza is better than NY or Chicago!
 
2012-09-21 01:03:31 AM
Hardee's is the true greatest.

Heart attacks are so delicious! Link
 
2012-09-21 01:06:59 AM
Texas brisket is the best.
 
2012-09-21 01:10:11 AM
Hitting up Red Robin tomorrow. Their Burnin Love burger is amazing.

/yum
 
2012-09-21 01:11:11 AM
This reminds me of that photoshop contest from 2005 titled the King vs the Quaker Oats guy. It was pretty damn hilarious.
 
2012-09-21 01:11:48 AM
This is on the BK play place rules at our BK.

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2012-09-21 01:19:27 AM
Later in the news. Guy dressed as Cookie Monster at DragonCon will be reported by women who don't want to hug him no matter how cute and cuddly he looks. Security, storm-troopers, and cat-girls will maul him. The blood will add to the ambiance
 
2012-09-21 01:26:26 AM
SmashBurger is better than any of that other crap. Only thing better than SmashBurger are the burgers at the slider shop that just happens to be right next door to the local marijuana emporium.
 
2012-09-21 01:51:58 AM
www.deltaattack.com

Test your might
 
2012-09-21 02:10:41 AM
Whatever tastes best to you is the best for you (but might be different for someone else and that's okay!).

/peace > ego
 
2012-09-21 02:15:19 AM
Shemale are better than real women
 
2012-09-21 02:52:27 AM

Suicide of a Phoenix: Hardee's is the true greatest.

Heart attacks are so delicious! Link


Is it bad that I just kept clicking the "add to meal" button while laughing maniacally as the calorie counter reached the tens of thousands?
 
2012-09-21 03:07:15 AM

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Test your might


No Taco Bell chihuahua?

They should have Pizza The Hutt as a secret bonus character.
 
2012-09-21 05:02:53 AM
He sounds "clever". Like teenagers riding the electric carts at Walmart.
 
Xai
2012-09-21 05:25:21 AM
the police are out to get a 'suspicious person' because he was having fun. Nobody is allowed to enjoy themselves in the US; outside of designated entertainment activities!
 
2012-09-21 07:15:08 AM
Fight!
www.deviantart.com
 
2012-09-21 07:16:31 AM

Rufus Lee King: Once again: Rome, Georgia. There must have been McDonald's somewhere, but I honestly can't recall. We had Krystals on Shorter Ave., Turner McCall Blvd., and downtown on Broad St. What would we want with McDonald's?


~threadjack~
We've got 2 McDonald's, one out on Shorter and one on Turner McCall (which held company sales records for years). The Krystal downtown closed down years ago (a friend later rented the building and ran a cafe out of it).

The real story lately is that out at Berry (which you mentioned upthread) Chick-fil-A has for some years leased the entire mountain campus bringing their brand of ass-hattery to town.

Also, Shorter College (they presume to be a university now) has made Fark a few times, most recently having to do with forcing faculty to sign a lifestyle pledge by which 85% of the faculty is now leaving.
~end threadjack~

/please don't hurt me mods
/the wagon wheel and triple H are long gone
 
2012-09-21 07:54:19 AM
Mmmmm.... burgers.

Dirty Ronnie's burgers are gross except for the basic cheeseburger and their fries.
Burger King's whopper is good, but not with mayo.
Sonic's Supersonic Jalepeno Burger is good.
Whatasnatch's Bacon/Cheese Whataburger (#5 IIRC) is good.
Wendy's burgers are garbage. Greasy and limp. Chili and Frosties are the only saving grace there.
Jack-in-the-Box = Immediate bathroom visit (every damn time) although those greasy tacos at 2am make it almost worth it
Five Guys/Smash Burger/Etc = Decent, but mostly hype - and over priced

That pretty much covers the majority around here.

As for specialty stuff that's local.. there's this joint called "Stomp's" off of Hwy 146, just South of Kemah. Damn they make some good burgers. LINK. Also, if you're near the Galleria, Bellaire Broiler Burger has some dynamite, always fresh tasting burgers. Either that or Bubba's Burger Shack under 59 along Westpark.
 
2012-09-21 09:42:18 AM
The inclusion of that video at the end of the article is so meta.
 
2012-09-21 12:19:15 PM
 
2012-09-21 03:31:20 PM
Creepy King is king.

/BK gets +1 for Veggie Burger
 
2012-09-21 04:30:52 PM
Unless he was handling his whopper, who gives a shiat?

And how was Ronald being distracted? 

i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-21 07:50:14 PM

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With Wendy looking like that, their milkshakes really should be better.
 
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