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(TMZ)   Kato Kaelin ignores the 15 minute rule, admits OJ Simpson really did it   (tmz.com) divider line 131
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2012-09-20 10:16:07 PM  

nytmare: Runs_With_Scissors_: They did. Subby linked to an older TMZ story that ran in the 9 am hour.. Blame this one on the mods for greenlighting old 'news'.

The linked page makes no mention of this opposite info.


It's 3/4's of the way down their main page, right now.

Or, go here: http://www.tmz.com/2012/09/20/kato-kaelin-denial-statement-oj-simpson/
 
2012-09-20 10:18:12 PM  
Attention whores gonna whore.
 
2012-09-20 10:19:33 PM  

Brick-House: I rather we talk about this guy.

[www.freewebs.com image 300x367]


Oh don't get me started. They had to tell Bruce Lee to slow down when they were filming him as Kato
Because he wasn't showing up on film he was moving so fast.
 
2012-09-20 10:20:35 PM  

Mikey1969: OJ didn't get off because he was "popular" or "rich", OJ got off because the LAPD is inept and handled the crime scene like a circus sideshow.


THIS.

The primary witness responsible for OJ's acquittal was Detective Mark Furhman. It was a team effort on the part of the Keystone Kops LAPD, but he was definitely the star player.
 
2012-09-20 10:22:10 PM  

Brick-House: I rather we talk about this guy.

[www.freewebs.com image 300x367]


Or even:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-09-20 10:25:05 PM  

sycraft: Take away any of those, unlikely he'd get off.


Yeah, the core of it is that the LAPD farked the pooch, but your points about his wealth and fame did help. I really think the base that the defense built everything on was the LAPD and the crime scene. You're right, a normal guy couldn't have afforded a defense team that could have capitalized on this as well though.
 
2012-09-20 10:25:20 PM  
white conservative people logic:

OJ = he got off because the jury was mostly black and racist to whites!

Rodney King = he deserved the beating and thankfully the police were found not guilty
 
2012-09-20 10:26:12 PM  

Mikey1969: OJ didn't get off because he was "popular" or "rich", OJ got off because the LAPD is inept and [the defense claimed that they] handled the crime scene like a circus sideshow.

It doesn't matter if DNA is 1 in a trillion, when random people have traipsed through your crime scene, anyone could have planted it, and it cold have legitimately come from anyone . Because of that, the evidence was tainted, pure and simple. The OJ defense team just took good advantage of that fooled people into buying that line.



ftfy.
 
2012-09-20 10:26:56 PM  

velvet_fog: Insatiable Jesus: proteus_b: wow, here's a guy with real credibility

More credibility than the rotting piece of goldbricking shiat named Goldman.

LOL


Yay OJ

0/10


0/10 if genuinely new to FARK. -2/10 if it's some alt.
 
2012-09-20 10:28:44 PM  

KidneyStone: Mikey1969: OJ didn't get off because he was "popular" or "rich", OJ got off because the LAPD is inept and handled the crime scene like a circus sideshow.

It's a wonder they convicted Manson with the LAPD involved. One thing I remember was the Tate residence had an electric gate. Big bloody print on the 'open' button from the murderers opening it. Some LAPD cop pressed the button to open the gate without looking at it first. DeerrrrrrppPP

citation is here


You want retards? Read Public Enemies by Bryan Burrough and learn how many times Hoover's FBI let people like Machine Gun Kelly and the Barker Gang escape due to incompetence. I just finished it, it was a great read.
 
2012-09-20 10:33:06 PM  

Mikey1969: learn how many times Hoover's FBI let people like Machine Gun Kelly and the Barker Gang escape due to incompetence



Nah it wasn't incompetence it was because Hoover and the ruling class were all in bed with the mob.
 
2012-09-20 10:36:47 PM  
How does Kato know?
 
2012-09-20 10:37:22 PM  

chuckufarlie: How does Kato know?


George Zimmerman told him.
 
2012-09-20 10:39:14 PM  
I turned over to Fox News one day and saw Mark farking Furhman weighing in on some legal matter. I knew they were a bullshiat "news" organization but that really took the cake.
 
2012-09-20 10:42:21 PM  

Christian Bale: Mikey1969: OJ didn't get off because he was "popular" or "rich", OJ got off because the LAPD is inept and [the defense claimed that they] handled the crime scene like a circus sideshow.

It doesn't matter if DNA is 1 in a trillion, when random people have traipsed through your crime scene, anyone could have planted it, and it cold have legitimately come from anyone . Because of that, the evidence was tainted, pure and simple. The OJ defense team just took good advantage of that fooled people into buying that line.


ftfy.


Sorry, allowing a single unauthorized person into a crime scene contaminates, and many people were let in without DNA samples being given, call it what you will, but it was contaminated.
 
2012-09-20 10:42:33 PM  
Mark Furman took the missing drop of blood and spread it on the glove, the sock, the car and whatever else OJ bled on.

/The bronco was found outside his compound, beyond the back wall, askew on the street, with the door open and blood pooled inside on the console and on the steering wheel and seat etc. But the glove didn't fit.
 
2012-09-20 10:42:52 PM  
www.nndb.com

RIP Cato
 
2012-09-20 10:43:03 PM  
Given the circumstances the Jury came to the right decision. He probably did it, but the system is designed to protect the innocent even if it means letting some of the bad guys get away.

By the same token, George Zimmerman should probably be found not guilty, even though he probably committed manslaughter at least.

It's not perfect, but it's better than the alternative. If you don't believe that, go ahead and find yourself as a defendant in Italy where you have to prove your innocence rather than the prosecution needing to prove your guilt, and then tell me how you feel.
 
2012-09-20 10:46:40 PM  

Mikey1969: OJ didn't get off because he was "popular" or "rich", OJ got off because the LAPD is inept and handled the crime scene like a circus sideshow.


OJ would have gotten off no matter what because some of the jurors had already decided that they would not convict him before the trial even got started (according to TV interviews of jurors soon after the trial). The screwed up police work just gave them a valid justification for acquittal.
 
2012-09-20 10:47:24 PM  
OJ has a new website
http://\\\\/\//\////\/\\\\//\//\\\\/\\////
 
2012-09-20 10:49:29 PM  

chuckufarlie: How does Kato know?



It was in the IPCC reports. Didn't you read them?
 
2012-09-20 10:49:45 PM  
No shiat.
 
2012-09-20 10:51:15 PM  
Fun facts: Nicole and her other socialite friends called BJs a "Brentwood Hello," and several other waiters at Goldman's restaurant were (ALLEGEDLY!) banging her, to the point where they used to draw straws when she'd call for someone to "deliver" something, like "oops... left my sunglasses there again!".

Also, it's so farking obvious that OJ did it -- biggest legal farkup of my lifetime.

Also #2 - Kato was his (ALLEGED!) drug dealer / "party planner." He had a lot of reasons to keep his farking mouth shut. The last time I saw him anywhere, he was hosting Hawaiian Tropic party videos. That was at least seven years ago.
 
2012-09-20 10:51:34 PM  

Runs_With_Scissors_: They did. Subby linked to an older TMZ story that ran in the 9 am hour.. Blame this one on the mods for greenlighting old 'news'.


You know, on the interwebs it's possible to update an article after submission, right on the very same page.

/It's called a CMS. Look into it.
 
2012-09-20 10:52:51 PM  
 
2012-09-20 11:00:28 PM  

Mikey1969: OJ didn't get off because he was "popular" or "rich", OJ got off because the LAPD is inept and handled the crime scene like a circus sideshow.


One friend thinks OJ was framed and innocent. Me I think he's guilty and the LAPD tried to frame him.

More seriously a friend who grew up in LA before moving north to Santa Cruz said the LAPD and the Prosecutors office aren't used to defendants that don't just roll over and plead out. It means the police are sloppy with the evidence trail. The police let officers whose credibility is an issue... *cough* Fuhrman *cough* touch the evidence trail. And the Prosecutors are out of their league when faced with a competent defense.
 
2012-09-20 11:00:36 PM  
he should be killed.
 
2012-09-20 11:03:27 PM  

Rufus Lee King: It wasn't the gum itself; it was the LSD-infused comic wrapper.

i1041.photobucket.com


Thank you for that. I just memory-tasted that gum in my mouth and nearly threw up all over myself.

/so... so... powdery...
 
2012-09-20 11:17:30 PM  

Nick Nostril: [imageshack.us image 500x417]


Lol, that's pretty much my reaction.

/That image always makes me laugh for some reason, hehe
 
2012-09-20 11:20:01 PM  
I thought that white America already knew this but threw the not guilty verdict to the black community as reparations...
 
2012-09-20 11:20:23 PM  
If OJ didn't kill them, who did?
 
2012-09-20 11:21:34 PM  

gibbon1: More seriously a friend who grew up in LA before moving north to Santa Cruz said the LAPD and the Prosecutors office aren't used to defendants that don't just roll over and plead out. It means the police are sloppy with the evidence trail. The police let officers whose credibility is an issue... *cough* Fuhrman *cough* touch the evidence trail. And the Prosecutors are out of their league when faced with a competent defense.


Me, I think THIS is the answer. I wouldn't be surprised if he DID do it, but the LAPD only have themselves to blame for how this was handled, it was a joke from the beginning, and the live coverage in the courtroom just turned it into a circus. I will go to my grave thinking that whether guilty or not, the LAPD farking up is why OJ got off, as in if he were innocent, they had enough circumstantial evidence that a competent police force and DA could get him convicted, but they were so inept that he walked. Like I said, I wouldn't be surprised if it was him, but as someone stated earlier, this is actually an example of our system working, since they didn't produce a decent case.

Morons. Fuhrman, for one, was a huge liability.
 
2012-09-20 11:25:31 PM  

KrispyKritter: nice to see Kato is aging well. still haven't seen him in a commercial, TV show, made for TV movie or anything else.


He was in Baseketball with the South Park guys. Tune in, yo.
 
2012-09-20 11:26:33 PM  

Mikey1969: OJ didn't get off because he was "popular" or "rich", OJ got off because the LAPD is inept and handled the crime scene like a circus sideshow.

It doesn't matter if DNA is 1 in a EIGHT trillion, when random people have traipsed through your crime scene, anyone could have planted it, and it cold have legitimately come from anyone because of that, the evidence was tainted, pure and simple. The OJ defense team just took good advantage of that.


Actually, at this point, a one in EIGHT trillion chance the DNA belonged to someone other than him is proof enough because at the time there were only 5 trillion people on the planet.

Yeah, he did it. And got away with it because of the black jurors.
We all know this and you blaming on the police is willful ignorance.
 
2012-09-20 11:28:23 PM  

WhippingBoy: If OJ didn't kill them, who did?


The Separation of Church and State, Abortion, Gay Marriage, or the Lack of Prayer in Public Schools probably. Pick one.
 
2012-09-20 11:28:51 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

Not now Cato you fool
 
2012-09-20 11:29:42 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: Fun facts: Nicole and her other socialite friends called BJs a "Brentwood Hello," and several other waiters at Goldman's restaurant were (ALLEGEDLY!) banging her, to the point where they used to draw straws when she'd call for someone to "deliver" something, like "oops... left my sunglasses there again!".

Also, it's so farking obvious that OJ did it -- biggest legal farkup of my lifetime.

Also #2 - Kato was his (ALLEGED!) drug dealer / "party planner." He had a lot of reasons to keep his farking mouth shut. The last time I saw him anywhere, he was hosting Hawaiian Tropic party videos. That was at least seven years ago.



I've heard that rumor before but I can't remember where. That sounds more like a credibility hit job on a dead woman's body. The easiest way to discredit a woman is to tell everyone she sleeps around. It's true the wealthy people in Los Angeles are more prone to sleeping around though, most likely because, like NYC, a larger percentage of wealthy are single.
 
2012-09-20 11:31:31 PM  

douchebag/hater: And got away with it because of the black jurors.



But I bet you have a lot of black friends
 
2012-09-20 11:31:49 PM  

douchebag/hater: Mikey1969: OJ didn't get off because he was "popular" or "rich", OJ got off because the LAPD is inept and handled the crime scene like a circus sideshow.

It doesn't matter if DNA is 1 in a EIGHT trillion, when random people have traipsed through your crime scene, anyone could have planted it, and it cold have legitimately come from anyone because of that, the evidence was tainted, pure and simple. The OJ defense team just took good advantage of that.

Actually, at this point, a one in EIGHT trillion chance the DNA belonged to someone other than him is proof enough because at the time there were only 5 trillion people on the planet.

Yeah, he did it. And got away with it because of the black jurors.
We all know this and you blaming on the police is willful ignorance.


Sooo much facepalm.
 
2012-09-20 11:35:01 PM  

spiderpaz: Given the circumstances the Jury came to the right decision. He probably did it, but the system is designed to protect the innocent even if it means letting some of the bad guys get away.

By the same token, George Zimmerman should probably be found not guilty, even though he probably committed manslaughter at least.


And you base this insight on what, exactly?

Martin beat the crap out of Zimmerman and the hospital examination records show it - lacerations, bruises, wounds consistent with having his head pounded on the pavement.

Zimmerman's following Martin is open to debate; Martin attacking Zimmerman isn't.
 
2012-09-20 11:43:16 PM  

Rich Cream: [farm1.staticflickr.com image 500x640] 

Link


I remember when that book came out.
 
2012-09-20 11:51:05 PM  

clyph: Mikey1969: OJ didn't get off because he was "popular" or "rich", OJ got off because the LAPD is inept and handled the crime scene like a circus sideshow.

THIS.

The primary witness responsible for OJ's acquittal was Detective Mark Furhman. It was a team effort on the part of the Keystone Kops LAPD, but he was definitely the star player.


Yeah people seem to forget that Furhman's and the other detective on the case credibility was impeached on the stand when they had to take the fifth to every question that the prosecution asked about them using racial slurs and planting evidence. Then mix that with the discrepancies in the blood evidence, namely the blood found on OJ's stuff had a preservative in it that is used to preserve blood samples and the amount that was in the blood evidence doesn't occur naturally in humans, would lead a reasonable person to believe that the evidence was planted.
 
2012-09-20 11:51:45 PM  

douchebag/hater: Mikey1969: OJ didn't get off because he was "popular" or "rich", OJ got off because the LAPD is inept and handled the crime scene like a circus sideshow.

It doesn't matter if DNA is 1 in a EIGHT trillion, when random people have traipsed through your crime scene, anyone could have planted it, and it cold have legitimately come from anyone because of that, the evidence was tainted, pure and simple. The OJ defense team just took good advantage of that.

Actually, at this point, a one in EIGHT trillion chance the DNA belonged to someone other than him is proof enough because at the time there were only 5 trillion people on the planet.

Yeah, he did it. And got away with it because of the black jurors.
We all know this and you blaming on the police is willful ignorance.


Too bad for your argument that you don't understand how statistics work. 1 in 8 trillion could still mean that if there were only 2 people(unrelated) on the entire planet, they could still have similar enough DNA. It's not like a counter reaches a certain number and resets. In the same way, you could roll a die and get a '1' every roll for the rest of your life, because that 1 in 6 chance resets with each roll.

Blaming this on the cops is totally relevant. I remember this fiasco happening and couldn't believe how sloppy they were.
 
2012-09-20 11:52:10 PM  
He lives in Los Angeles, I would think people spitting at you and doing disgusting things to your coffee is the norm around there.
 
2012-09-20 11:55:11 PM  

bojon: Statute of Limitations for Accessory after the fact for Murder?


He didn't participate. He can't be prosecuted for anything and you can be sure he made sure of that.

That said, I don't feel sorry for him or OJ.
 
2012-09-20 11:55:25 PM  

douchebag/hater: spiderpaz: Given the circumstances the Jury came to the right decision. He probably did it, but the system is designed to protect the innocent even if it means letting some of the bad guys get away.

By the same token, George Zimmerman should probably be found not guilty, even though he probably committed manslaughter at least.

And you base this insight on what, exactly?

Martin beat the crap out of Zimmerman and the hospital examination records show it - lacerations, bruises, wounds consistent with having his head pounded on the pavement.

Zimmerman's following Martin is open to debate; Martin attacking Zimmerman isn't.


So what you're saying is that Martin 'stood his ground'. Glad we got that settled.
 
2012-09-20 11:59:30 PM  
- Nicole's Akita, who are defensive, did not attack the killer
- A neighbor thought he saw a white "van" leaving the scene, and another witness saw a white Bronco leaving the scene
- Kato saw OJ the night of the murders wearing the same type of clothing that left fibers on Goldman
- Kato heard a loud thump outside where the bloody glove was later found
- The limo driver who picked OJ up the night of the murders was waiting outside for OJ, who was late, and saw a man matching OJ's description walk into the house, right before OJ told the driver he was late because he had been sleeping -- OJ didn't answer the buzzer until right after the driver saw the "mystery man" go into the house
- There was a "mystery" black bag with OJ's other bags for his trip that night - Kato loaded all of OJ's bags, but wasn't allowed to touch that one, and it was never seen again. The limo driver said he saw 5 bags at OJ's house, but only 3 were in the car when they got to the airport, and he saw OJ standing near his trash bins before they left
- OJ had a history of violence against Nicole, and she told multiple friends that he would kill her - the last time was one week before she was killed
- There was a lot more blood evidence than what Fuhrman was accused of planting -- a ridiculous amount of DNA evidence at the scene, in his car, at his house, that alone should have convicted him
- Fibers from OJ's hat and clothes were at the crime scene, and the bloody glove had fibers from his Bronco and hair from Nicole
- Hair from OJ was found on Goldman
- Footprints left in blood at the crimescene match a size 12 Bruno Magli shoe, which OJ denies owning even though there's photographic evidence proving otherwise
- Despite the glove allegedly not fitting, it was XL, which was his correct size, and photographic evidence confirms he owned the same type of gloves
- A knuckle on OJ's right hand is cut, which matches the location of blood evidence at the murder scene - he gives three different stories about the cut
- When told in Chicago about Nicole's murder, OJ has no questions about it, and doesn't ask if his kids are safe, doesn't cry, and doesn't act surprised when police tell him he's a suspect
- OJ had an alibi for 23 of the 24 hours on the day of the murders - the missing hour with no alibi was when the murders happened
- OJ and his attorney gave conflicting stories about what he was doing during that missing hour
- OJ GOES ON A SLOW MOVING POLICE CHASE WHILE HOLDING A GUN TO HIS HEAD - a suicide note is later found
- OJ's friend who drove the Bronco said OJ was going to run to Mexico, and he had $8,000+ in cash that OJ was having him carry
- Police find a passport, and a fake beard and mustache in the Bronco - the beard and mustache were bought just two weeks before the murders

Nope, not guilty.
 
2012-09-21 12:03:45 AM  

clyph: The primary witness responsible for OJ's acquittal was Detective Mark Furhman.


Yeah, pretty much spot on. Gave OJ *juuuuuuust* enough reasonable doubt that a jury wouldn't convict.

The defense had a few facts that were consistent with evidence tampering, and they had someone who admitted in a taped interview he would be willing to tamper with evidence, and that guy happened to find all the key pieces of evidence.

It was a long shot defense theory, but taken together it can just barely produce enough reasonable doubt.
 
2012-09-21 12:04:36 AM  

WhippingBoy: If OJ didn't kill them, who did?


Aliens?
 
2012-09-21 12:05:00 AM  
They say Kato Kaelin still lives on somewhere in Brentwood, moving from couch to couch, sponging off others.
 
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