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(Talking Points Memo)   Scott Brown: "Gee, Ms. Warren, I'd love to debate you tonight, but I really have to vote in the Senate." Harry Reid: "No more votes today in the Senate. Problem?"   (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 144
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2012-09-21 06:29:43 AM
Anybody got a claw hammer to help get those poor persecuted Republicans down off their crosses?
 
2012-09-21 06:47:00 AM

keylock71: Anybody got a claw hammer to help get those poor persecuted Republicans down off their crosses?


I say 'live and let live.' They can stay there if they want. :P
 
2012-09-21 06:50:55 AM

hammettman: Didn't see the debate, but read a lot of the Fark debate thread. Sounds like Warren killed him. I'm sure she could kill him again in the next debate, but I would find it hilarious if Reid somehow managed to keep Brown from showing up.


If Brown's lead continues to grow, he'll try anything. Brown is currently up by 6, and Warren is still ducking the true Native Americans who want to meet with her to help her establish her claims of heritage.
 
2012-09-21 06:53:22 AM

tenpoundsofcheese: Stubby. Yeah nice headline
It isn't what happened so congrats on the trollific headline.


Holy fark, you are criticizing another person about questionable facts? That's like a pile of shiat telling flowers to stop stinking up the place. You have no credibility.
 
2012-09-21 06:58:45 AM

RockofAges: keylock71: Anybody got a claw hammer to help get those poor persecuted Republicans down off their crosses?

B-b-but... OUR GUY HAD TO .... DEBATE!!!!


Heh... and from the looks of it, he obviously though he wasn't going to have to debate Warren last night.

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2012-09-21 07:10:26 AM

Biological Ali: Technically it's also a Scott Brown trifecta.


A glass half empty man, huh?
 
2012-09-21 07:25:01 AM

Sabyen91: thenewmissus: Sabyen91: Markoff_Cheney: whidbey: Brown doesn't want to debate her because even if he wipes the floor with her, the liberal media will claim he lost.

/derp

she handed him his ass, and the other media claimed brown came out polished.

That will happen. The media fawned over Bush after he didn't totally embarrass himself.

And Palin......don't forget Palin.

She winked! It was awesome!


I remember when she brought out the "say it ain't so, Joe" line like she had been waiting for the chance the entire night. She had a look on her face, a smug grin, where she actually appeared to have thought she won the debate because of that line. It was one of the few times I've actually rolled my eyes at what someone had said on TV. I expected that line to get slammed the next morning. Nope, everyone was saying that she did a great job because she didn't get massacred.
 
2012-09-21 07:30:57 AM

Brick-House: Yerah, but it sounds like he showed up and tore that sq


...aaaaand on the ignore list you go.
 
2012-09-21 07:33:21 AM

shotglasss: hammettman: Didn't see the debate, but read a lot of the Fark debate thread. Sounds like Warren killed him. I'm sure she could kill him again in the next debate, but I would find it hilarious if Reid somehow managed to keep Brown from showing up.

If Brown's lead continues to grow, he'll try anything. Brown is currently up by 6, and Warren is still ducking the true Native Americans who want to meet with her to help her establish her claims of heritage.


Yeah, that's kind of what I'm wondering about - if Warren is supposedly so terrible, why can't her critics come up with anything but this stupid "indian" thing, that nobody who isn't a moron cares about?
 
2012-09-21 07:49:59 AM
Sounds like Brown exposed Reid's scheme to save Warren from having to debate.
 
2012-09-21 07:53:44 AM

Noam Chimpsky: Sounds like Brown exposed Reid's scheme to save Warren from having to debate.


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"Come with me....And you'll be... Living in a world of pure imagination"
 
2012-09-21 07:54:47 AM
We're gonna be swimming in flop sweat here if all these schmucks have are squaw jokes.
 
2012-09-21 07:58:36 AM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: 79%


I agree with Nate's analysis that conservatism is taking a hit in general. Americans may have short memories, but it's hard to forget twelve years of Republicans bashing down people, sinking the economy, and then preventing a Democratic president from making it better. The Republicans haven't been sabotaging Obama and America, but also themselves with the belief that they would be given a pass simply because some arbitrary time limit had hit and suddenly there was a new slate.

The Republicans have a shiatload of hubris and contempt going on, and it's going to bite them hard.
 
2012-09-21 07:59:49 AM

Kevin72: Guntram Shatterhand: The Democrats, via Obama, are learning that if they want a future they have to fight against every single thing the Republicans do.

And the Republicans, being pussies, can't deal with it.

And wait till you see how Obama trolls Romney in the debates. He will smile sweetly as he twistst the dagger.


Keep believing that. Remember, Romney has spent the last year in the primaries debating the the best and brightest that this country has and eventually came out on top. Obama hasn't had a debate in 4 years. And when he has, he's been against....Biden. They guy who tied against Palin.
 
2012-09-21 08:01:47 AM

snowshovel: Romney has spent the last year in the primaries debating the the best and brightest that this country has


for example?
 
2012-09-21 08:05:36 AM

snowshovel: Kevin72: Guntram Shatterhand: The Democrats, via Obama, are learning that if they want a future they have to fight against every single thing the Republicans do.

And the Republicans, being pussies, can't deal with it.

And wait till you see how Obama trolls Romney in the debates. He will smile sweetly as he twistst the dagger.

Keep believing that. Remember, Romney has spent the last year in the primaries debating the the best and brightest that this country has and eventually came out on top. Obama hasn't had a debate in 4 years. And when he has, he's been against....Biden. They guy who tied against Palin.


I'm dying of laughter.
 
2012-09-21 08:05:46 AM

snowshovel: Kevin72: Guntram Shatterhand: The Democrats, via Obama, are learning that if they want a future they have to fight against every single thing the Republicans do.

And the Republicans, being pussies, can't deal with it.

And wait till you see how Obama trolls Romney in the debates. He will smile sweetly as he twistst the dagger.

Keep believing that. Remember, Romney has spent the last year in the primaries debating the the best and brightest that this country has and eventually came out on top. Obama hasn't had a debate in 4 years. And when he has, he's been against....Biden. They guy who tied against Palin.


Gingrich and Bachman, Best and brightest? Give me some of what you are smoking, I beg you. There's a reason why Obama is going to be reelected and it's this kind of stupid right here. I guess the new talking point is Biden tied with palin. You do realize since everyone knows you shills are full of shiat, that what you're saying to everyone who saw the 2008 VP debates that Biden won in a landslide. If It had even been a little close, you assholes would be trumpeting it as an epic victory for Palin.
 
2012-09-21 08:07:27 AM

snowshovel: Remember, Romney has spent the last year in the primaries debating the the best and brightest that this country has and eventually came out on


Lol.... Riiight. You meant the GOP Primary field? Santorum? Cain? Perry? Bachmann? These people represent the "best and brightest" the country has to offer, in your opinion?

They're certainly the best and brightest the GOP has to offer these days, though... No doubt about that.
 
2012-09-21 08:07:30 AM

snowshovel: Kevin72: Guntram Shatterhand: The Democrats, via Obama, are learning that if they want a future they have to fight against every single thing the Republicans do.

And the Republicans, being pussies, can't deal with it.

And wait till you see how Obama trolls Romney in the debates. He will smile sweetly as he twistst the dagger.

Remember, Romney has spent the last year in the primaries debating the the best and brightest that this country has and eventually came out on top.


Satire! Great stuff.
 
2012-09-21 08:12:48 AM

unexplained bacon: snowshovel: Romney has spent the last year in the primaries debating the the best and brightest that this country has

for example?


He was on the stage at the same time with a former Speaker of the house, a current sitting governor, long time senators, and a witch. When was the last time you saw Obama surround himself with that much talent, knowledge, and experience. But I guess he can make an awesome home-brew, so that's something.
 
2012-09-21 08:13:50 AM
Ah, I see...
 
2012-09-21 08:16:06 AM

snowshovel: Keep believing that. Remember, Romney has spent the last year in the primaries debating the the best and brightest that this country has and eventually came out on top. Obama hasn't had a debate in 4 years. And when he has, he's been against....Biden. They guy who tied against Palin.


+2, you cracked me up and got a few bites. To the amateurs: that's how it's done.
 
2012-09-21 08:16:46 AM
Sorry, I got Bachmann and O'Donnell confused. All of the womenfolk are pretty much the same, so you can understand my mistake.
 
2012-09-21 08:40:36 AM

Sabyen91: I don't know why he picked Ryan (thus the giddiness of liberals when he did pick him). I figured the whole campaign would be about Ryan since then but nope, Romney is such a shiatty candidate he has to put the spotlight on his own dumb ass.


He picked Ryan because of Ryan's budget credentials. When people actually looked at the budget proposal Ryan had been throwing up for the past three years, however, that aspect of his character disappeared from the news cycle. Instead, he's now hunky. Look how hunky he is. I bet he works out. I wonder what his body fat percentage is. It's probably 0%. He is such a hunk.

Also, why did Obama bomb the consulate in Libya?
 
2012-09-21 09:01:12 AM

shotglasss: hammettman: Didn't see the debate, but read a lot of the Fark debate thread. Sounds like Warren killed him. I'm sure she could kill him again in the next debate, but I would find it hilarious if Reid somehow managed to keep Brown from showing up.

If Brown's lead continues to grow, he'll try anything. Brown is currently up by 6, and Warren is still ducking the true Native Americans who want to meet with her to help her establish her claims of heritage.


Up by how many, now?

Polling average 46.4 45.4 Warren +1.0
 
2012-09-21 09:11:21 AM

snowshovel: unexplained bacon: snowshovel: Romney has spent the last year in the primaries debating the the best and brightest that this country has

for example?

He was on the stage at the same time with a former Speaker of the house, a current sitting governor, long time senators, and a witch. When was the last time you saw Obama surround himself with that much talent, knowledge, and experience. But I guess he can make an awesome home-brew, so that's something.


sure but all those people lost to Mitt Romney, how talented could they possibly be?
 
2012-09-21 09:31:35 AM
Look at all the Fark Cons whining and crying and this thread, I guess they saw the latest polls.

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2012-09-21 09:33:03 AM

keylock71: RockofAges: keylock71: Anybody got a claw hammer to help get those poor persecuted Republicans down off their crosses?

B-b-but... OUR GUY HAD TO .... DEBATE!!!!

Heh... and from the looks of it, he obviously though he wasn't going to have to debate Warren last night.

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It's like when you were back in school, and the teacher said "Everyone should be prepared to give their presentation on Friday", and Scotty thought "She's not going to get to everyone, I can probably put it off and finish the project over the weekend." Friday morning, ten minutes to the end of class, and teach says "Up next, Scott, giving his presentation on 'Double Standards: Why No One Gives a Darn About Male Politicians' Old Naked Pictures'."

And Scott just sits there, meekly asks "Can I go to the bathroom?", and tries desperately to stall until the bell.
 
2012-09-21 09:33:49 AM

snowshovel: Sorry, I got Bachmann and O'Donnell confused. All of the womenfolk are pretty much the same, so you can understand my mistake.


Started off strong but this is overdoing it. No need to pander to the people too stupid to realize your trolling. It puts off your base.
 
2012-09-21 09:37:56 AM

Markoff_Cheney: Kevin72: Guntram Shatterhand: The Democrats, via Obama, are learning that if they want a future they have to fight against every single thing the Republicans do.

And the Republicans, being pussies, can't deal with it.

And wait till you see how Obama trolls Romney in the debates. He will smile sweetly as he twistst the dagger.

yeah, because he has the patience and demeanor to do so while romney starts losing his shiat.
and he will just do a half smile and nod, then plot the next public disembowelment of the evening.
i really look forward to them. even the veep ones will be epic because joe..
well, he doesnt give a fark.


I'm hoping Obama traps Rmoney in a logic loop that he can't escape and smoke starts coming out of his ears...

But if a human is my creator, then I am imperfect, and imperfection must be destroyed...
 
2012-09-21 09:50:55 AM
This debate was fixed from the start. Scott Brown wasn't even allowed to bring his truck to the podium with him!
 
2012-09-21 09:53:46 AM

EyeballKid: This debate was fixed from the start. Scott Brown wasn't even allowed to bring his truck to the podium with him!


He mentioned his truck at one point.

Other highlights from Scott Brown:

"I've been fighting for women since I was 6 years old!"
"You didn't build this!"
"Job creators!"
"Stop scarin' wimmin'!"

Yeah, he's a "moderate independent" all right...
 
2012-09-21 09:55:03 AM
I don't really know anything about Scott Brown so I can't say anything about him one way or the other. I do, however, know a little bit about Warren and hope she finds a place where she can do some good, whether it's the seat she's currently running for or not. If she loses, I hope Obama appoints her to something fitting her areas of expertise.
 
2012-09-21 10:03:25 AM

the_geek: I don't really know anything about Scott Brown so I can't say anything about him one way or the other. I do, however, know a little bit about Warren and hope she finds a place where she can do some good, whether it's the seat she's currently running for or not. If she loses, I hope Obama appoints her to something fitting her areas of expertise.


Bureau of Indian Affairs?
 
2012-09-21 10:27:24 AM

the_geek: I don't really know anything about Scott Brown so I can't say anything about him one way or the other. I do, however, know a little bit about Warren and hope she finds a place where she can do some good, whether it's the seat she's currently running for or not. If she loses, I hope Obama appoints her to something fitting her areas of expertise.


Tried that, the Party of Hell No wouldn't let her in, 'cos they were so busy redefining rape and de-funding NPR and Planned Parenthood, you know, job creation. So she's taking one of their seats. Rather fitting, I'd say, and I hope she makes the lives of all those sorry P'sOS that blocked her a living hell.
 
2012-09-21 10:39:22 AM

invisbob: Reid is a douche bag of the highest order. Right up there is pelosi and Hillary.

The only higher in the scale are.....well......um....that.... Oh yeah... Or president.

/1200 more jobs lost due to Obama EPA regs. (09/19/2012)

Good news though! I can cancel my insurance and SAVE $1500 a year through Obamacare (Paying the Fine Tax)


See here folks? A typical right wing moron. They can't debate the issues because either they know nothing about the issues or, alternately, they know that facts have a liberal bias. Instead what they do is bring in totally unrelated crap that they heard on Rush or some similar fact-free wingnut broadcast. You'll vote for Romney and keep shiatting threads up with stuff that you know absolutely know nothing about. By this point your type isn't even fun any more. It's a chore to have to scroll past your stupid bullshiat.
 
2012-09-21 11:31:15 AM
The first (and so far, only) contribution I've made to a candidate I couldn't vote for was to Elizabeth Warren. Man, I hope she wins.
 
2012-09-21 11:58:02 AM

rdu_voyager: The first (and so far, only) contribution I've made to a candidate I couldn't vote for was to Elizabeth Warren. Man, I hope she wins.


Yeah, same here... It's nice to be voting for a candidate instead of against another candidate. That's worth a few of my hard-earned dollars, in my book.
 
2012-09-21 12:28:02 PM

MyRandomName: Nice that Reid is working hard on that budget. So hard he can take extra half days. Life was so much easier when candidates like Obama could vote present to avoid the tough choices.


Yeah because the Democrat held senate whom shortened a day is easily comparable to the Republican held congress who have done farking nothing for years.

But you keep living in your echo chamber moron moron moron moron moron ......
 
2012-09-21 12:51:52 PM
It must suck she is losing to him in a state like mass.
 
2012-09-21 01:01:39 PM
It must suck being wrong and also not be able to articulate said wrongness in your native language.

Link
 
2012-09-21 02:23:09 PM

bdub77: Apos: [images.politico.com image 297x223]


"Don't test me. Is Harry Reid gonna have to choke a Brown!?"

I need someone to photoshop Wolverine claws coming out of this picture.


Honey badger Harry Reid.
 
2012-09-21 03:54:48 PM

MyRandomName: Nice that Reid is working hard on that budget. So hard he can take extra half days. Life was so much easier when candidates like Obama could vote present to avoid the tough choices.


Preparation H would do wonders for your butthurt.
 
2012-09-21 04:01:07 PM
No one did a troll-face + Reid of "Problem?" fotoshop...I am disappoint.
 
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