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(Yahoo)   Fox News' morning morons lambast Obama for talking to pirate instead of Israel. The fact that the photo was a joke from 2009 didn't seem to bother them   (news.yahoo.com ) divider line
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2012-09-20 09:49:48 PM  
5 votes:
Did Israel somehow turn into some sensitive teenager, all upset because you went out with the guys and didn't text her every 15 minutes?
2012-09-20 08:59:28 PM  
5 votes:
And the SNL Thursday update just ripped these idiots apart:

Link
2012-09-21 12:41:58 AM  
4 votes:
Nurglitch 2012-09-20 11:45:00 PM

Okay, so basically Barack Obama is just a character in the greatest Doctor Who story arc ever created? The birth certificate is made of psychic paper! That's why it doesn't stand up to scrutiny, because the man known as Barack Obama never existed, a fiction brought into existence in order to provide cover to the Gallifreyan known as the Master in his diabolical plot to conquer the universe.

f0.bcbits.com
2012-09-20 11:45:00 PM  
4 votes:
Okay, so basically Barack Obama is just a character in the greatest Doctor Who story arc ever created? The birth certificate is made of psychic paper! That's why it doesn't stand up to scrutiny, because the man known as Barack Obama never existed, a fiction brought into existence in order to provide cover to the Gallifreyan known as the Master in his diabolical plot to conquer the universe.
2012-09-21 01:29:09 AM  
3 votes:
Most morning news programs are hosted by idiots, but I'm almost reluctant to criticize Carlson, Doocy, and Kilmeade because I'm against making fun of retarded people.

Carlson is probably the least intelligent of the bunch, and it's clear she's just there for the looks she's hanging onto by the skin of her massive teeth.

Kilmeade has that dull look in his eyes that really makes you wonder if he's had a brain injury or at the very least is the product of incest.

I have no doubt whatsoever Doocy is the most intelligent of the three, but I'm equally certain he's a pedophile and probably had a dog lick his balls for kicks as a child on more than one occasion.
2012-09-20 11:49:15 PM  
3 votes:

skinink: Why wouldn't Obama be talking to a pirate. He's Obama's target demographic. The pirate doesn't pay Federal income tax.  He's probably looking for a handout.


He's probably looking for a hand hookout
2012-09-20 07:12:35 PM  
3 votes:

propasaurus: PreMortem: eraser8:
They seem to think it's the job of the President of the United States to grovel before the Israeli Prime Minister and do his bidding.

Romney thinks this also. Scary.


ROMNEY:"I'd get on the phone to my friend Bibi Netanyahu and say, 'Would it help if I said this? What would you like me to say and do?'"

For this reason alone he should not be president. How many others would he be getting his orders from?

That's not a real quote... is it?
No, it can't be.



Not far off.

When it comes to US foreign policy, Bibi is the hidden hand inside the Mitten.
2012-09-21 01:56:58 AM  
2 votes:
Fox? Yes.

News? Not so much.
2012-09-21 01:00:40 AM  
2 votes:

whitecorporatemaleoppressor: The fact that the pic was originally tweeted by obama's super-hip staff means nothing of course. Fox didn't just pull the story from the ether. F&f is embarrassing to be sure - but the selective reading and comprehension of Fark libs is worse. GD echo chamber around here sometimes.


i781.photobucket.com
2012-09-20 11:58:24 PM  
2 votes:

rebelyell2006: And why should Obama be meeting with our alleged Israeli allies when there are more important domestic issues?


Because if you don't kowtow to Israel 24/7 you're an evil anti-Semite who wants to revive Hitler's grand plan.
2012-09-20 11:48:24 PM  
2 votes:

Nurglitch: Okay, so basically Barack Obama is just a character in the greatest Doctor Who story arc ever created? The birth certificate is made of psychic paper! That's why it doesn't stand up to scrutiny, because the man known as Barack Obama never existed, a fiction brought into existence in order to provide cover to the Gallifreyan known as the Master in his diabolical plot to conquer the universe.


Bill O'Reilly is a Dalek? I KNEW IT!
2012-09-20 11:44:59 PM  
2 votes:
GOP: Outraged by, and tearfully proud of, fictional USA.
2012-09-20 11:44:54 PM  
2 votes:
Steve Doocy rapes elderly women. I have a picture to prove it.

www1.pictures.zimbio.com

What I want to know is why Steve Doocy insisted on raping Betty White when Gretchen Carlson obviously wanted him bad. It's almost as if he hates America or something.
2012-09-20 06:59:34 PM  
2 votes:

kronicfeld: FlashHarry: they are easily the most vacuous, moronic, gullible group on morning television

The View still gives them a run for their money.


the view is like a mensa meeting next to fox & friends.
2012-09-20 05:35:41 PM  
2 votes:
I wonder how many of their viewers take what they say as gospel. You have to be pretty stupid to watch that show to begin with, but Jesus, this is industrial grade stupidity.
2012-09-20 05:30:35 PM  
2 votes:
farking idiots, every single one of them. those three have a collective IQ in the single digits. they are easily the most vacuous, moronic, gullible group on morning television - and that's saying an awful lot.
2012-09-21 07:11:11 PM  
1 vote:

StanTheMan: Snatch Bandergrip: Yes, it is Obama's fault that that conservative made that video denouncing Muslims.

Ha, even the Obama Admin stopped spreading this "it was the video" lie, after a week that is:

W.H. Now Calls Libya Attack 'Terrorism'

Al Qaeda-sponsored 9/11 terror attack, dumb bunny.


So should Obama treat the Middle East like Reagan did?

Cut and run and sell weapons to Iran?
2012-09-21 09:43:22 AM  
1 vote:

Amos Quito: propasaurus: PreMortem: eraser8:
They seem to think it's the job of the President of the United States to grovel before the Israeli Prime Minister and do his bidding.

Romney thinks this also. Scary.


ROMNEY:"I'd get on the phone to my friend Bibi Netanyahu and say, 'Would it help if I said this? What would you like me to say and do?'"

For this reason alone he should not be president. How many others would he be getting his orders from?

That's not a real quote... is it?
No, it can't be.


Not far off.

When it comes to US foreign policy, Bibi is the hidden hand inside the Mitten.


Well, we knew there was SOMETHING up his ass.
2012-09-21 08:50:14 AM  
1 vote:

4.bp.blogspot.com

2012-09-21 01:34:08 AM  
1 vote:

kronicfeld: FlashHarry: they are easily the most vacuous, moronic, gullible group on morning television

The View still gives them a run for their money.


I thought we all had an unwritten agreement to never, ever mention The View again.
2012-09-21 01:25:52 AM  
1 vote:
Oh yeah, Fark sure is a GD lib echo chamber.

Why, we have simply lots of daily links to godless communistic America-hating flag-burning patchouli-reeking drum-circling baby-killing sites like World Net Daily, Townhall, American Thinker, and Fox News.

i.imgur.com
2012-09-21 12:44:22 AM  
1 vote:
I'd be mad but as a fan of the Daily Show, it's just more great comedy fodder. Of course, he's already gone them over their defence of the Romney '47%' video this week, but I'm sure he'll be back with something on this item in the next few days.

/J-Stew does well but my favourite was Lewis Black's 'Glenn Beck has Nazi Tourettes' rant from 2010.
2012-09-21 12:26:47 AM  
1 vote:
Also, that image was at the top of DrudgeReport.com, along with the headline, "BUT NO TIME FOR NETANYAHU" all day yesterday.

The DrudgeReport archives have been scrubbed conveniently ("conservative" and "journalist" are antonyms), but Google cache still has it.
2012-09-21 12:19:06 AM  
1 vote:
i0.kym-cdn.com
2012-09-21 12:15:28 AM  
1 vote:

I sound fat: So today's fake democrat outrage is over a photo a MORNING show used but never claimed was recent?


FTA:
"this pirate got a sit-down in the Oval Office yesterday."
2012-09-20 11:46:19 PM  
1 vote:
Why wouldn't Obama be talking to a pirate. He's Obama's target demographic. The pirate doesn't pay Federal income tax.  He's probably looking for a handout.
2012-09-20 11:43:05 PM  
1 vote:
I can't wait to see the format change at FauxNews after Romney gets the electoral beatdown of the century this November.

/advertisers rule teh wurld
2012-09-20 10:01:12 PM  
1 vote:

djkutch: eraser8: ToxicMunkee: Even if it wasn't a joke from 2009, when AREN'T we talking to Israel?

The US has a pretty robust relationship with Israel. We're ALWAYS talking to them, basically.

For some reason, right wingnuts seem to think it's not enough to keep the lines of communication open. They seem to think it's the job of the President of the United States to grovel before the Israeli Prime Minister and do his bidding.

We pay more for Israel's military than Israelis do. I'd say the lines of communication are full open.


How else can Israel afford to have single payer socialist health care?
2012-09-20 06:21:49 PM  
1 vote:

FlashHarry: they are easily the most vacuous, moronic, gullible group on morning television


The View still gives them a run for their money.
2012-09-20 06:15:21 PM  
1 vote:
Dishonesty? From FOX NEWS??!!???

/surely another sign of the coming apocalypse
//or a day ending in Y
2012-09-20 05:41:01 PM  
1 vote:

Marcus Aurelius: I wonder how many of their viewers take what they say as gospel. You have to be pretty stupid to watch that show to begin with, but Jesus, this is industrial grade stupidity.


what is "all of them," alex.
 
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