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(10 News)   Poll: Republicans have better sex, Democrats have more, independents simply screwed   (10news.com) divider line 83
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2012-09-20 03:56:03 PM
Well, racy semi-anonymous gay trysts certainly carry a sort of thrill factor...
 
2012-09-20 03:58:28 PM
53% of those who described themselves as conservative Republicans said that they reached orgasm every time they had sex, compared with 40% of liberal Democrats.


I'm an independent and I give you my absolute assurance that I reach orgasm every time I have sex. Every. Single. Time.
 
2012-09-20 03:58:56 PM
I'm not buying this one ...

www.eyeonsoaps.com

thumbs.anyclip.com
 
2012-09-20 04:00:00 PM
I'm having trouble teasing out specifics. Some possible reasons:

- women get laid more often but orgasm less because the white guy on top of them finishes early
- raping boys and women is more sexually thrilling because of the power aspects
- black people don't like bondage because it reminds them of traffic stops
- taking money from poor people gives Republicans a constant erection
- missionary position is best position
- hoverrounds provide good vibrations
 
2012-09-20 04:05:16 PM
Thank god they didn't poll any Objectivists.
 
2012-09-20 04:14:04 PM
I wonder how Farkers do.
 
2012-09-20 04:17:13 PM

I_C_Weener: I wonder how Farkers do


Handily.
 
2012-09-20 04:20:15 PM
Kind of makes sense. I find that sex is best when it's filthy and depraved to a degree that Lexi Belle would blush. When you grow up as repressed as most Republicans any contact with another person counts as filthy and depraved.
 
2012-09-20 04:24:28 PM

phlegmmo: I_C_Weener: I wonder how Farkers do

Handily.


I would try to see what you did there, but I have 20/400000 vision
 
2012-09-20 04:59:29 PM
Lets compare the two -shall we?

First we'll take the gay examples:
graphics8.nytimes.com
Barney Frank is openly gay and probably has the same old boring gay sex at home with his partner of 20 years.

On the other hand, Larry Craig cruises bathrooms for anonymous sex with "not gay" men.

img.photobucket.com

Now for the straight examples:

cache.jezebel.com
Dennis Kucinich is openly straight and has the same old boring sex with his hot wife of 7 years.

Jack Ryan ended up divorced from his hot wife after he tried to get her to join a swingers group.

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Do you see a trend here?

Republican = Kinda stupid risky sex
Democrat = Kinda boring sex
 
2012-09-20 05:05:16 PM
this poll is farking retarded and says nothing because it's shiatty methodology.
 
2012-09-20 05:17:18 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-20 05:17:50 PM
When I lived in DC, I knew a dominatrix whose clients included politicians. She said that in general, Republicans were kinkier than Democrats.
 
2012-09-20 05:22:43 PM
My wife is as socially liberal as I am but where I am fiscally liberal she would fall more into the fiscally conservative category. That said, politics are almost never a topic of discussion unless we happen to be listening to the news in the car or whatever.
 
2012-09-20 05:33:54 PM

Headso: My wife is as socially liberal as I am but where I am fiscally liberal she would fall more into the fiscally conservative category. That said, politics are almost never a topic of discussion unless we happen to be listening to the news in the car or whatever.


That's all very interesting, but you left out the relevant sex info.
 
2012-09-20 05:40:02 PM
Because cutting funding for food stamps and social welfare makes Republicans hard. 

/Ayn Rand still isn't going to sleep with you.
 
2012-09-20 05:47:53 PM
Dennis Kucinich wins this thread in every way.
 
2012-09-20 05:49:02 PM
Which is preferred, quality or quantity?
 
2012-09-20 06:11:41 PM

bdub77: I'm having trouble teasing out specifics. Some possible reasons:

- women get laid more often but orgasm less because the white guy on top of them finishes early
- raping boys and women is more sexually thrilling because of the power aspects
- black people don't like bondage because it reminds them of traffic stops
- taking money from poor people gives Republicans a constant erection
- missionary position is best position
- hoverrounds provide good vibrations


Republicans lie about everything.

/ftfy
 
2012-09-20 06:11:59 PM
Yeah, yeah, I got yer "poll" right here.
 
2012-09-20 06:12:50 PM
 
2012-09-20 06:13:24 PM

Sybarite: 53% of those who described themselves as conservative Republicans said that they reached orgasm every time they had sex, compared with 40% of liberal Democrats.


I'm an independent and I give you my absolute assurance that I reach orgasm every time I have sex. Every. Single. Time.


Did they control for gender? More men are conservative, more women are liberal.
 
2012-09-20 06:14:24 PM

Sybarite: 53% of those who described themselves as conservative Republicans said that they reached orgasm every time they had sex, compared with 40% of liberal Democrats.

I'm an independent and I give you my absolute assurance that I reach orgasm every time I have sex. Every. Single. Time.


Yeah. Weird that they didn't break it down by gender. Those numbers would simply lead me to believe that there are more men in the Republican party than women.
 
2012-09-20 06:18:19 PM
Crazy in the head, crazy in bed.
 
2012-09-20 06:21:11 PM

bartink: Sybarite: 53% of those who described themselves as conservative Republicans said that they reached orgasm every time they had sex, compared with 40% of liberal Democrats.


I'm an independent and I give you my absolute assurance that I reach orgasm every time I have sex. Every. Single. Time.

Did they control for gender? More men are conservative, more women are liberal.


Does anybody even care? It's a poll that tries to combine sex and politics. Unless you're doing some sort of roleplaying, those are two things that should never, ever cross paths. People who measure everything in their lives by politics aren't worth farking.
 
2012-09-20 06:26:18 PM
Wonder if they can quantify which thing people lie about more, sex or politics?
 
2012-09-20 06:30:34 PM

thismomentinblackhistory: Well, racy semi-anonymous gay trysts certainly carry a sort of thrill factor...


phlegmmo: I_C_Weener: I wonder how Farkers do

Handily.


And we're done here
 
2012-09-20 06:30:35 PM

Kazan: this poll is farking retarded and says nothing because it's shiatty methodology.


The author asked a couple friends.

When you're short on time, any port in a storm, you know.

Which kind of describes quite a bit of conservative sex too.
 
2012-09-20 06:30:36 PM
Democrats have been screwing the country for a long time and the country has yet to orgasm, so I'm buying this.
 
2012-09-20 06:31:40 PM

fusillade762: Sybarite: 53% of those who described themselves as conservative Republicans said that they reached orgasm every time they had sex, compared with 40% of liberal Democrats.

I'm an independent and I give you my absolute assurance that I reach orgasm every time I have sex. Every. Single. Time.

Yeah. Weird that they didn't break it down by gender. Those numbers would simply lead me to believe that there are more men in the Republican party than women.


Which there are. In almost exactly the numbers listed as the split. Seriously, I'm pretty sure women make up 59% of the Democratic Party and men make up about 55% of the GOP. All that really indicates is there is about 1% or so of men who don't orgasm every time they have sex.
 
2012-09-20 06:34:23 PM

LectertheChef: bartink: Sybarite: 53% of those who described themselves as conservative Republicans said that they reached orgasm every time they had sex, compared with 40% of liberal Democrats.


I'm an independent and I give you my absolute assurance that I reach orgasm every time I have sex. Every. Single. Time.

Did they control for gender? More men are conservative, more women are liberal.

Does anybody even care? It's a poll that tries to combine sex and politics. Unless you're doing some sort of roleplaying, those are two things that should never, ever cross paths. People who measure everything in their lives by politics aren't worth farking.


You're ignoring the value of hate sex. As a liberal, I'm incredibly aroused by the notion of grudge-farking Dana Perino.
 
2012-09-20 06:35:00 PM

meat0918: Which is preferred, quality or quantity?



Yes, please.
 
2012-09-20 06:37:46 PM
It does seem that a surprising number of Republican men enjoy getting polled and do indeed get off on it.
 
2012-09-20 06:41:21 PM
I'm supposed to believe that people who are heavily Christian, afraid to try various sexual things because they might offend a sky wizard, and are attracted to a political party that doesn't want to give anything to anyone unless there is something in it for them are the ones that are good in bed?
 
2012-09-20 06:42:21 PM

Sybarite: 53% of those who described themselves as conservative Republicans said that they reached orgasm every time they had sex, compared with 40% of liberal Democrats.


So for Republicans...all of the men, and 6% of the women?
 
2012-09-20 06:45:07 PM

Jackson Herring: Thank god they didn't poll any Objectivists.


But... but they get to be so proud and say they did it all by themselves and no ever gave them an orgasm... that was all them.

/cause you know bootstraps and all that
//who is John Galt?
///No, really who the fark is he supposed to be?
 
2012-09-20 06:45:49 PM
I love Farking Republicans... they make amazing bottoms.
 
2012-09-20 06:48:38 PM

Via Infinito: Headso: My wife is as socially liberal as I am but where I am fiscally liberal she would fall more into the fiscally conservative category. That said, politics are almost never a topic of discussion unless we happen to be listening to the news in the car or whatever.

That's all very interesting, but you left out the relevant sex info.


nudge nudge wink wink!
 
2012-09-20 06:50:07 PM
Bathroom sex is really that good?

*puts it on the bucket list*

wait, I don't have a wide enough stance for that. Never mind. *crosses it off*
 
2012-09-20 06:50:57 PM

Don't Troll Me Bro!: I'm supposed to believe that people who are heavily Christian, afraid to try various sexual things because they might offend a sky wizard, and are attracted to a political party that doesn't want to give anything to anyone unless there is something in it for them are the ones that are good in bed?


I feel compelled to award you one free Internets for today. Also, I am intrigued by your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter!
 
2012-09-20 06:54:15 PM
Hey, we do a annual study where we release surprising results that stimulate conversation. Oh but we refuse to publish the individual questions, responses, or sampling methods. You can find all the cherry picked conjecture data on our blog! Trust us, we're match.com!



drives me nuts
 
2012-09-20 07:02:27 PM
Libertarians simply hand a cup of semen through the airlock to the female.

/Can only shudder at what the male Libertarian was thinking about in order to get his fap goin'.
 
2012-09-20 07:03:35 PM
Specifically, 53% of those who described themselves as conservative Republicans said that they reached orgasm every time they had sex...

Please - no more sex polls based on self-reported data. They have all the validity of Penthouse Forum and none of the horny cheerleaders.
 
2012-09-20 07:04:18 PM
Libertarians simply "pull themselves up by their own bootstraps", if you know what I mean.

/and I think you do
 
2012-09-20 07:06:00 PM

clintster: Libertarians simply "pull themselves up by their own bootstraps", if you know what I mean.

/and I think you do


upload.wikimedia.org

Oh yeah, I think I do.
 
Ant
2012-09-20 07:27:10 PM
Yay for self-reported statistics!
 
2012-09-20 07:27:11 PM
As a noted leftist once said "quantity has a quality all its own"
 
2012-09-20 07:29:09 PM
It may surprise those of us who are in agreement with our partners -- or who can't imagine dating a Republican or Democrat -- but political differences can actually be a benefit to some relationships.

Or maybe I didn't marry my wife for her political beliefs? Sure, I wouldn't marry someone who took the extreme to either side of the political debate, but politics falls W-A-Y behind the other reasons that I'm with her.
 
2012-09-20 07:58:07 PM

BMulligan: LectertheChef: bartink: Sybarite: 53% of those who described themselves as conservative Republicans said that they reached orgasm every time they had sex, compared with 40% of liberal Democrats.


I'm an independent and I give you my absolute assurance that I reach orgasm every time I have sex. Every. Single. Time.

Did they control for gender? More men are conservative, more women are liberal.

Does anybody even care? It's a poll that tries to combine sex and politics. Unless you're doing some sort of roleplaying, those are two things that should never, ever cross paths. People who measure everything in their lives by politics aren't worth farking.

You're ignoring the value of hate sex. As a liberal, I'm incredibly aroused by the notion of grudge-farking Dana Perino.


As a heterosexual male, I'm aroused by the notion of farking Dana Perino. It has fark all to do with her politics though.
 
2012-09-20 08:29:53 PM

thismomentinblackhistory: Well, racy semi-anonymous gay trysts certainly carry a sort of thrill factor...


Done. In. OOOOOOONE!
 
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