D&D is only as sex filled and violent and depraved as the DM allows.

I have heard of one DM curbing an out of hand player with a gnomish milking machine and a glory hole. It wasn't pretty according to the players.

FTA:sex bracelets

I remember the absolute horror on my mom's face when my middle school sent a letter home to parents warning them of these bracelets and what the various colours represented. I used to wear them all the time (innocently not knowing their alternate meaning) and apparently I was broadcasting my desires at a frequency of 150 megaskanks.

The school's approach completely (and predictably) backfired because once the word was out, the bracelets soared in popularity like only forbidden fruit can. 

If schools really want to curb sex between their students they should just talk about how cool it is and how much adults are having it.

I put on my +1 condom

i didn't have sex as a teen. what do i win?

I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

DnD may cause teen sex, but what of the heterosexual variety?

Something something attacking the darkness

Well, I always wanted the DM to stick his wizard staff in my mana pool!

Surprisingly, most of the people in our D&D group are in relationships (with each other, granted, but in relationships nonetheless). I think only our rogue and our tank are single.

Cythraul: I don't ever remember actual sex being in any of the campaigns I participated in. Even when I played my particularly sex elf character.

Which particular sex was it?

miss diminutive: If schools really want to curb sex between their students they should just talk about how cool it is and how much adults are having it.

So much This ^^^

"Sex is really great, kids. Why, just think about your own parents. Your mom, maybe working on a meal for your dad, when he gets this look in his eye, then takes your mom right there, and she's giggling and protesting but somehow they make their way to the bedroom and I guess your dad thought those condoms weren't too old and your mom figured the pill would work 100% of the time and yet...nine months later, you showed up on the scene! Awesome, isn't it? Got that image of your parents doing it permanently etched into your brains? Good...now you KEEP that there until you're 23!"

I had a teen in my dungeon and that led to plenty of sex.

Dr Dreidel: You laugh, but pretty much every D&D nerd I've met (did 3 years of Rocky Horror in college, so I met plenty of them) got their freak on as a result of D&D (or other RPG) times. Nerdy chicks need (awkward and Cheeto-dust infused) lovin's too, you guys.

Cystic acne, a ruthless attention to inane details about rules, and the smell of musty basement mixed with b.o. and a pile of mountain dew cans make all of the biatches so farking wet.

This might be true. Dungeons and Dragons is how I learned how to pretend to be a functional person instead of defaulting to my usual "oh my god, why won't he shut up" Asperger's-ridden self at all times.

Also, I met my wife through Dungeons and Dragons, so there's that.

Alcohol is not mentioned.....whole link is a fail.

Wow, things have changed drastically since my last campaign in highschool. We didn't even have a girl in our group.

...reads article...
oh. sex bracelets? WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME

Work for wotc so getting a kick out of these replies.

Zygar: Cythraul: I don't ever remember actual sex being in any of the campaigns I participated in. Even when I played my particularly sex elf character.

Which particular sex was it?

Who can tell when it's an elf?

I guess that the fact that sex in and of itself is fun, enjoyable and one of our basic needs has nothing to do with it.

Cythraul: MetaCarpal: This might be true. Dungeons and Dragons is how I learned how to pretend to be a functional person instead of defaulting to my usual "oh my god, why won't he shut up" Asperger's-ridden self at all times.

Also, I met my wife through Dungeons and Dragons, so there's that.

You met a girl through Dungeons and Dragons?

Yo, simulpost high five! I guess we both rolled 20

MetaCarpal: Zygar: Cythraul: I don't ever remember actual sex being in any of the campaigns I participated in. Even when I played my particularly sex elf character.

Which particular sex was it?

Who can tell when it's an elf?

It's easy. Just look at the plumage.

Cythraul: MetaCarpal: This might be true. Dungeons and Dragons is how I learned how to pretend to be a functional person instead of defaulting to my usual "oh my god, why won't he shut up" Asperger's-ridden self at all times.

Also, I met my wife through Dungeons and Dragons, so there's that.

You met a girl through Dungeons and Dragons?

A hot one, too. She didn't even end up having a penis!

/She is, however, crazy
//Juuuuuust crazy enough

Cythraul: Zygar: Cythraul: I don't ever remember actual sex being in any of the campaigns I participated in. Even when I played my particularly sex elf character.

Which particular sex was it?

The elven kind.

Which for those 'not in the know', means a lot of stamen-on-pistil action.

D&D (and other suches) were not the primary road to skin when I was in school, but it was a vital secondary route.

I started playing D&D in 1975/76. I don't ever remember allegations from the adult world that D&D would lead to teen sex. Satanism, yes. Sex, no.

Snarfangel: MetaCarpal: Zygar: Cythraul: I don't ever remember actual sex being in any of the campaigns I participated in. Even when I played my particularly sex elf character.

Which particular sex was it?

Who can tell when it's an elf?

It's easy. Just look at the plumage.

It's easiest when they're spellcasters. Wait 'til they cast Levitate or Fly, then look up their robe.

Being known as a D&D player in junior high school pretty much guaranteed that I wouldn't be having sex for a long, long time...

MetaCarpal: Snarfangel: MetaCarpal: Zygar: Cythraul: I don't ever remember actual sex being in any of the campaigns I participated in. Even when I played my particularly sex elf character.

Which particular sex was it?

Who can tell when it's an elf?

It's easy. Just look at the plumage.

It's easiest when they're spellcasters. Wait 'til they cast Levitate or Fly, then look up their robe.

"You throw spells like a girl!"

RickN99: I started playing D&D in 1975/76. I don't ever remember allegations from the adult world that D&D would lead to teen sex. Satanism, yes. Sex, no.

THIS.

My brothers used to hide D&D books under their beds like most boys do porno mags.

/Fapped to the Monster Manual
//Hot, sweet, Sylph-on-Succubus action
///How did I ever get married?

You have a good time and learn many new things. You earn 50 experience points, and fall asleep.

Joel, a troll is now chewing on your leg.

Had a detailed role playing storyline 75-sided dice game been invented around something other than and prior to Dungeons and Dragons, would it be as popular?

Like, would a game that creates the scenario "rolling a 17 means I can leave the barn without my uncle violating me" have been a big seller?

I didn't BOOBIES, LUCK or DAT ASS on the list anywhere, both of which were major contributors to me having sex as a teen.

Cythraul: How come I never farkin' roll them in any of my games?!

Fark has a very low armor class too, like it wants to be hit.

DrSticky: I didn't BOOBIES, LUCK or DAT ASS on the list anywhere, both of which were major contributors to me having sex as a teen.

Sigh. "all of which"...

At least post a link that isn't blocked lol

I'll roll that biatch a 20. biatches love 20's.

ARE THERE ANY GIRLS THERE????

IF THERE ARE ANY GIRLS THERE, I WANT TO DO THEM!!!!!

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