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(RamblingBeachCat.com)   Didn't you just hate it as a kid when your mom came to the bus stop with you...and began beating the crap out of one of your classmates   (ramblingbeachcat.com) divider line 46
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2012-09-20 01:42:49 PM
Well that kid won't get messed with harder and more severe. No, never, not at all.
 
2012-09-20 03:15:43 PM
Yeah, they been rolling this on the big screen here at work all day.
I'm betting this is the start of something bigger, better, badder.
This is the escalation Eric Stratton warned us about.
Mom's just the Germans bombing Pearl harbor icing on the cake.
 
2012-09-20 05:19:31 PM
If she would have brought a wooden spoon, that kid woulda ran for it.

/fark you wooden spoons
 
2012-09-20 05:22:37 PM
This is Obama's America.
 
2012-09-20 05:22:44 PM
No, she was quicker and had a better overhand right than I did.
 
2012-09-20 05:22:46 PM
Actually, that would have been pretty awesome.
 
2012-09-20 05:22:58 PM

blatz514: /fark you wooden spoons


And they will, too, especially the ones with the little slots in them. Personal experience says those hurt like a biatch when someone's spanking you with one. They fark your ass right up.
 
2012-09-20 05:23:28 PM
I knew it. I knew it before I even clicked on the links that this was going to be a black person. So predictable.
 
2012-09-20 05:25:30 PM
My mom used a fly swatter.
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-09-20 05:27:31 PM
When I was in highschool, I witnessed a mother actually come to school to witness her son fight another kid. If I recall, this was when I was in 12th grade, and this kid was in my class, so we were like 17/18 years old or whatever. She didn't join in, but she was all yelling and saying "beat his ass," etcetera. We kept throwing shiat at her head and she kept turning around and leering. The kid in question whose mother came wasn't even a bad student or a bad kid, really, either, so it was surprising he had such a white trash mother.
 
2012-09-20 05:31:54 PM

bim1154: I knew it. I knew it before I even clicked on the links that this was going to be a black person. So predictable.

 

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african-american bunneh says try harder. 

/hot liek the bun
 
2012-09-20 05:32:24 PM
Bratty kids just beg to be smacked around a bit. Even people that don't approve of beating their kids usually watch approvingly if the kids were asking for it. <insert grocery store examples>
 
2012-09-20 05:32:58 PM

telaran: blatz514: /fark you wooden spoons

And they will, too, especially the ones with the little slots in them. Personal experience says those hurt like a biatch when someone's spanking you with one. They fark your ass right up.


I had one snap on my ace. I musta really pissed off mom that day.
 
2012-09-20 05:36:47 PM
topcon:

Something very similar happened to me in the 8th grade. We were at the bus stop and a girl and guy get into a heated argument. The girl leaves and comes back comes back with her mom. The girl attacks attacks A DIFFERENT GUY. Mom pulls a pistol and dares anyone to touch her daughter. So the guy had to choose between taking a beating or taking a bullet.

Oh, if Fark only existed back then..
 
2012-09-20 05:37:53 PM
This is mom. Color me not shocked.

www.trbimg.com

Don't be messin' wiff Big Momma's chillums. I wonder how much of a pussy her 17-year-old son must feel?
 
2012-09-20 05:40:16 PM
When I was about 16, my one of the old ladies in my mom's gardening club was always talking smack to my mom. One week when they were meeting at our house, I'd heard enough, so I decided to beat the old biatch down. Imagine my surprise to learn that she was a black belt. She handed my ass to me.
 
2012-09-20 05:49:13 PM
Why am I not shocked she's black
 
2012-09-20 05:56:27 PM
In the minority here, but I say good on her!!! The bully was 2 years older and I suspect we don't know the whole story.
 
2012-09-20 05:57:37 PM

drayno76: This is Obama's America.


1.5/10 -- You *really* need to find something new on which to blame the ills of society. Obama-bashing is so 2008.
 
2012-09-20 05:58:27 PM

SPLAMM: My mom used a fly swatter.
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When I really deserved it, my mom used an old heavy maple yardstick that was from the 50's. It was for a moving company and it had the old exchange style phone number of like KL1-2345. Found it in her basement a few years ago: still struck fear in my heart.
 
2012-09-20 05:59:54 PM
Hope she got her hair back.
 
2012-09-20 06:06:39 PM

dpaul007: drayno76: This is Obama's America.

1.5/10 -- You *really* need to find something new on which to blame the ills of society. Obama-bashing is so 2008.


Yes, if you feel the need to bash Obama go to the Politics tab.
You'll fit right in there.....
 
2012-09-20 06:14:49 PM

Sugarloafer: In the minority here, but I say good on her!!! The bully was 2 years older and I suspect we don't know the whole story.


Except she was trying to beat up the bully's friend, not the bully.
 
2012-09-20 06:16:24 PM

DownDaRiver: dpaul007: drayno76: This is Obama's America.

1.5/10 -- You *really* need to find something new on which to blame the ills of society. Obama-bashing is so 2008.

Yes, if you feel the need to bash Obama go to the Politics tab.
You'll fit right in there.....


But where do we go to find people who have a firm grasp of sarcasm?
 
2012-09-20 06:24:17 PM
Well, they always say parents ought to be more involved with their kids.
 
2012-09-20 06:25:29 PM
Not as much as when she came to the bus stop to kick my ass.
 
2012-09-20 06:41:34 PM

MAYORBOB: This is mom. Color me not shocked.

[www.trbimg.com image 346x510]

Don't be messin' wiff Big Momma's chillums. I wonder how much of a pussy her 17-year-old son must feel?



Well, he's no Trayvon Martin, that's for sure.
 
2012-09-20 06:45:19 PM
She looks like Obama's wife. And Trayvon's mom.
 
2012-09-20 06:53:22 PM
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For the life of me, I could not muster enough concentration to read so much as a single full sentence.
 
2012-09-20 06:55:56 PM

blatz514: If she would have brought a wooden spoon, that kid woulda ran for it.

/fark you wooden spoons


My mom went through wooden spoons so often she never even had to wash them.
 
2012-09-20 06:59:25 PM
Friend of mines mother would throw nail polish bottles at him when he was acting up.
 
2012-09-20 07:05:28 PM

Onkel Buck: Friend of mines mother would throw nail polish bottles at him when he was acting up.


What color?
 
2012-09-20 07:10:26 PM
I've had to get involved when bigger kids picked on mine (or did something really nasty or stupid), but then, mine are girls and they were under 7.

My involvement was holding the kid by the shoulder and making very clear that either they took me to their parents, or I would call the cops.

One parent made it clear that the kid would be "told very clearly" to never do it again, the other called the cops. The joke was on her as when the cops showed up at my door and I explained, they went back and gave her a warning that if her kid ever gets in trouble again, he was off to juvenile hall.

No wonder that kids was an idiot.

And the stupid winner was me waiting for the kid's bus when another parent, the local pothead started a story and went on about making threats... when I told him to just go ahead and make my day, he turned around and went to my house and started yelling at my wife (I didn't realize that he was heading there, and I was with the kids and couldn't easily leave them)... so cops were called and he no longer was legally able to come close to anyone of my family.
 
2012-09-20 07:10:54 PM

Nickster79: Onkel Buck: Friend of mines mother would throw nail polish bottles at him when he was acting up.

What color?


Clean and articulate
 
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2012-09-20 07:14:13 PM

RockChalkH1N1: Why am I not shocked she's black


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2012-09-20 07:18:50 PM
Bus driver sodomy thread, anyone? ....... anyone... crap.......... so sorry....
 
2012-09-20 07:20:51 PM

Nickster79: Onkel Buck: Friend of mines mother would throw nail polish bottles at him when he was acting up.

What color?


Mango
 
2012-09-20 07:43:08 PM
I know a "lady" who stabbed another "lady" with a sharp fingernail polish bottle during a tussle at a laundromat.
 
2012-09-20 07:55:34 PM
I don't condone violence like this, especially on a school bus, but I understand where this mom is coming from. Her little boy, just 7 years old, is taking shiat from the big kids on the school bus. That's pretty farking hard to ign... What? I got that wrong? He's 17?? Really??

BAH ha ha ha ha!! Mom, your boy is a pussy and needs his mommy to fight his battles.
 
2012-09-20 08:08:28 PM
Not that her response was right but as a parent I understand the desire to want to protect your children. When her kids gets a few years on him he will look back and know his mom loved, maybe that is worth a little jail time,
 
2012-09-20 08:42:35 PM
shocking
 
2012-09-20 09:28:31 PM
yet some wonder why stereotypes exist.
 
2012-09-20 10:17:52 PM
Hoooo Weee! Dey be disrespecken her!
 
2012-09-20 10:54:24 PM

RockChalkH1N1: Why am I not shocked she's black


Confirmation bias...?
 
2012-09-20 11:03:10 PM

I Browse: RockChalkH1N1: Why am I not shocked she's black

Confirmation bias...?


Reality ... what a concept.
 
2012-09-21 03:15:05 AM
That is a spectacularly bad wig, and I would swear I work with her if I didn't already know my coworker were so repellent that she couldn't even get a guy to stick around long enough to *conceive* a kid..
 
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