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(Fox Sports)   On top of transforming a national title contender into a punchline, Arkansas coach owes $25 million and has only $300 in cash and $500 in checking. Maybe one of his players can give him a loan   (msn.foxsports.com) divider line 43
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2012-09-20 12:01:41 PM  
Yeah but college football fans are generally very reasonable people, I'm sure they'll understand this season is an anomaly and support Coach Smith fully moving forward.
 
2012-09-20 12:02:31 PM  
If it's "stupid" when a 25 year old athlete burns through all his money it's not "sad" when it's a 60 year old coach.

It's not like he lost his money due to a kid with cancer or something; he bought bad real estate trying to get rich.
 
2012-09-20 12:02:57 PM  
Sorry, subby, but before a team can be a "national title contender", it must first be a contender in its own division of its own conference.

Arkansas was not last year, and is not this year.
 
2012-09-20 12:06:15 PM  
He really puts the L in John L.
 
2012-09-20 12:07:06 PM  

you have pee hands: If it's "stupid" when a 25 year old athlete burns through all his money it's not "sad" when it's a 60 year old coach.

It's not like he lost his money due to a kid with cancer or something; he bought bad real estate trying to get rich.


And was smart enough to amass over a million in a protected retirement account. Far from stupid....
 
2012-09-20 12:07:25 PM  

jayhawk88: Yeah but college football fans are generally very reasonable people, I'm sure they'll understand this season is an anomaly and support Coach Smith fully moving forward.


I still want to punch John L Smith in the throat. F*ck that guy
 
2012-09-20 12:08:42 PM  
as the joke goes; he's not john W. smith, he's john L. smith.

/and all this for a piece of 26-year-old volleyball ass.
 
2012-09-20 12:10:24 PM  

Misplaced yat: Arkansas was not last year, and is not this year.


but maybe they could have been. they were hosting both bama and lsu. and then on a not so lonely stretch of highway a man fall off is hog and into the fire.
 
2012-09-20 12:14:26 PM  

A Fark Handle: as the joke goes; he's not john W. smith, he's john L. smith.

/and all this for a piece of 26-year-old volleyball ass.


www.indyprops.com
PENIS GOES WHERE ???/
 
2012-09-20 12:24:21 PM  
What is the most John L Smith has ever made in a year, $2M? Who the F- gave him $25M in loans expecting him to pay those back?
 
2012-09-20 12:33:23 PM  

SlothB77: Who the F- gave him $25M in loans expecting him to pay those back?


Teddy Ruxpin and HR Pufnstuf
 
2012-09-20 12:34:42 PM  

SlothB77: What is the most John L Smith has ever made in a year, $2M? Who the F- gave him $25M in loans expecting him to pay those back?


Barney Frank forced the gubmint to make the banks give him bad loans.
 
2012-09-20 12:41:06 PM  

SlothB77: What is the most John L Smith has ever made in a year, $2M? Who the F- gave him $25M in loans expecting him to pay those back?


Real Estate can only appreciate in value. Buy now or be priced out forever.
 
2012-09-20 12:47:01 PM  
Maybe one of his players can give him a loan

If Arkansas' football team has a $25 million salary cap, there really is no excuse for their performance.

/Alabama's player salaries, on the other hand...
 
2012-09-20 12:52:12 PM  
But he did so much in Louisville!
 
2012-09-20 12:55:11 PM  

SDRR: you have pee hands: If it's "stupid" when a 25 year old athlete burns through all his money it's not "sad" when it's a 60 year old coach.

It's not like he lost his money due to a kid with cancer or something; he bought bad real estate trying to get rich.

And was smart enough to amass over a million in a protected retirement account. Far from stupid....


Yeah, I am sure that is what he is thinking. "I don't care about all those millions I lost...At least I have one left for when I am old"
 
2012-09-20 12:58:57 PM  
Dude fails upward better than anyone outside of W
 
2012-09-20 01:04:34 PM  

rorypk: Dude fails upward better than anyone outside of W


would like a word or two

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what's so great about lane kiffin? nothing.
 
2012-09-20 01:15:50 PM  

A Fark Handle: what's so great about lane kiffin? nothing.


What I can't figure out is if Lane is naturally an entitled asshole (which is likely), or just intentionally acting like an asshole to build a certain aura and cult of personality about himself and his programs.
 
2012-09-20 01:34:51 PM  

A Fark Handle: /and all this for a piece of 26-year-old volleyball ass.


While I see your point, let's just say...

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...I understand. 

/even if she has a hand growing out of her right elbow.
 
2012-09-20 01:35:15 PM  

Sliding Carp: SlothB77: What is the most John L Smith has ever made in a year, $2M? Who the F- gave him $25M in loans expecting him to pay those back?

Barney Frank forced the gubmint to make the banks give him bad loans.


you must have seen me post in the politics tab.
 
2012-09-20 01:54:49 PM  
if Arkansas is a national title contender i am an Olympic hopeful

/hopeful that finally add masturbation as an olympic event (for once 2nd time, the women's event will be more popular)
 
2012-09-20 02:20:43 PM  
White people problems.
 
2012-09-20 02:39:07 PM  
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2012-09-20 02:42:40 PM  
Hes got 25 million problems and a biatch is one.

But really the bank load him 25 million looks like they got bigger problems than him
 
2012-09-20 03:02:27 PM  

Misplaced yat: Sorry, subby, but before a team can be a "national title contender", it must first be a contender in its own division of its own conference.

Arkansas was not last year, and is not this year.


Right. Because of course you have to win your division in order to contend for the national title.

Signed,

Alabama 2011
 
2012-09-20 03:13:29 PM  

boyofd: Misplaced yat: Sorry, subby, but before a team can be a "national title contender", it must first be a contender in its own division of its own conference.

Arkansas was not last year, and is not this year.

Right. Because of course you have to win your division in order to contend for the national title.

Signed,

Alabama 2011


Lawyered.
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-20 03:20:36 PM  

boyofd: Misplaced yat: Sorry, subby, but before a team can be a "national title contender", it must first be a contender in its own division of its own conference.

Arkansas was not last year, and is not this year.

Right. Because of course you have to win your division in order to contend for the national title.

Signed,

Alabama 2011


Word.

Signed,

Nebraska 2001
 
2012-09-20 03:46:20 PM  
SMILE!
 
2012-09-20 03:47:42 PM  

StRalphTheLiar: boyofd: Misplaced yat: Sorry, subby, but before a team can be a "national title contender", it must first be a contender in its own division of its own conference.

Arkansas was not last year, and is not this year.

Right. Because of course you have to win your division in order to contend for the national title.

Signed,

Alabama 2011

Word.

Signed,

Nebraska 2001



Never said they did. Are you arguing that Alabama and Nebraska were not contenders for their respective division crowns?
 
2012-09-20 05:10:13 PM  

A Fark Handle: /and all this for a piece of 26-year-old volleyball ass.


that was Petrino
 
2012-09-20 05:42:41 PM  

boyofd: Misplaced yat: Sorry, subby, but before a team can be a "national title contender", it must first be a contender in its own division of its own conference.

Arkansas was not last year, and is not this year.

Right. Because of course you have to win your division in order to contend for the national title.

Signed,

Alabama 2011


It helps to at least be in the game against those who were contending, hell arkansas had issues with a weak UGA team, yes we know they won the east but if florida or uT would have even been decent or SC not shiat the bed that wouldnt have happened.

Besides they were a laughingstock the second Petrino crashed the motorcycle with a dumb blonde on the back, has his wife filed for divorce yet?

And all of you do realize that the current coach is not the one who got to fark the young, hot vollyball chick, right?
 
2012-09-20 05:44:12 PM  

A Fark Handle: rorypk: Dude fails upward better than anyone outside of W

would like a word or two

[a.espncdn.com image 640x360]

what's so great about lane kiffin? nothing.


His dad?
 
2012-09-20 05:49:34 PM  

BigJake: A Fark Handle: /and all this for a piece of 26-year-old volleyball ass.

that was Petrino


yeah, i know. in my opinion arkansas's disaster of a season is mainly because petrino was stupid enough to put his mistress on the payroll. john l wouldn't even be there to fail if it wasn't for petrino being a tard.
 
2012-09-20 06:49:56 PM  

A Fark Handle: BigJake: A Fark Handle: /and all this for a piece of 26-year-old volleyball ass.

that was Petrino

yeah, i know. in my opinion arkansas's disaster of a season is mainly because petrino was stupid enough to put his mistress on the payroll. john l wouldn't even be there to fail if it wasn't for petrino being a tard.


Yeah, the mistress on payroll and not calling the cops to report his accident are what put Petrino out on the street. Didn't he also give a fake name at the hospital?
 
2012-09-20 09:25:46 PM  

pion: A Fark Handle: BigJake: A Fark Handle: /and all this for a piece of 26-year-old volleyball ass.

that was Petrino

yeah, i know. in my opinion arkansas's disaster of a season is mainly because petrino was stupid enough to put his mistress on the payroll. john l wouldn't even be there to fail if it wasn't for petrino being a tard.

Yeah, the mistress on payroll and not calling the cops to report his accident are what put Petrino out on the street. Didn't he also give a fake name at the hospital?


Ron Mexico?
 
2012-09-21 12:14:41 AM  

Misplaced yat: StRalphTheLiar: boyofd: Misplaced yat: Sorry, subby, but before a team can be a "national title contender", it must first be a contender in its own division of its own conference.

Arkansas was not last year, and is not this year.

Right. Because of course you have to win your division in order to contend for the national title.

Signed,

Alabama 2011

Word.

Signed,

Nebraska 2001


Never said they did. Are you arguing that Alabama and Nebraska were not contenders for their respective division crowns?


Then are you arguing that Arkansas wasn't considered to be a contender for their division title this season? I mean, I realize they are in the same division with LSU and Bama, but they were preseason top 10, and had both of those teams playing in Fayetteville.
 
2012-09-21 12:22:00 AM  

steamingpile: boyofd: Misplaced yat: Sorry, subby, but before a team can be a "national title contender", it must first be a contender in its own division of its own conference.

Arkansas was not last year, and is not this year.

Right. Because of course you have to win your division in order to contend for the national title.

Signed,

Alabama 2011

It helps to at least be in the game against those who were contending, hell arkansas had issues with a weak UGA team, yes we know they won the east but if florida or uT would have even been decent or SC not shiat the bed that wouldnt have happened.

Besides they were a laughingstock the second Petrino crashed the motorcycle with a dumb blonde on the back, has his wife filed for divorce yet?

And all of you do realize that the current coach is not the one who got to fark the young, hot vollyball chick, right?


Yes, we all realize that. That's kind of the point of the headline. A team that was a contender under Petrino has become a laughingstock under John L.

And I don't know what you are even talking about. Arkansas didn't play Georgia last year, and in any event, Arkansas beat a number of ranked teams and every team they played that didn't play in the BCS title game.
 
2012-09-21 03:55:18 AM  

Automator: pion: A Fark Handle: BigJake: A Fark Handle: /and all this for a piece of 26-year-old volleyball ass.

that was Petrino

yeah, i know. in my opinion arkansas's disaster of a season is mainly because petrino was stupid enough to put his mistress on the payroll. john l wouldn't even be there to fail if it wasn't for petrino being a tard.

Yeah, the mistress on payroll and not calling the cops to report his accident are what put Petrino out on the street. Didn't he also give a fake name at the hospital?

Ron Mexico?


That is a good fake name. Also, there are Porn stars that would like to have a word with you. The ones with 8 inch dicks. Not the ones with fake DD tits. Sorry about that. I would have wished the latter upon you.
 
2012-09-21 08:04:02 AM  
fark no.

Sincerely
A Falcon's Fan.
 
2012-09-21 09:48:13 AM  
Hey! I have as much money as a Division I coach!

/Well, almost as much
 
2012-09-21 11:24:08 AM  

boyofd: And I don't know what you are even talking about. Arkansas didn't play Georgia last year, and in any event, Arkansas beat a number of ranked teams and every team they played that didn't play in the BCS title game.


Weird, I thought they did, guess it was held over memories from the year before when they barely beat a crappier UGA team.
 
2012-09-21 01:10:21 PM  

steamingpile:

Weird, I thought they did, guess it was held over memories from the year before when they barely beat a crappier UGA team.


Not a big deal. The last few seasons run together for me, too.
 
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