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(Baltimore Sun)   Apartment buildings firebombed in Damascus. Oh, wait, Baltimore   ( divider line
    More: Sad, petrol bombs, Baltimore, northeast, Anthony Guglielmi, fire investigator, Johns Hopkins Hospital, targeted attacks, Nepalese  
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2012-09-20 12:01:17 PM  
1 vote:

Omar Little: That wasn't no attempt murder.
Maurice 'Maury' Levy: What was it, Mr. Little?
Omar Little: I shot the boy Mike-Mike in his hind parts, that all.
[Jury laughs]
Omar Little: Fixed it up so he couldn't sit right.
[Judge chuckles]
Maurice 'Maury' Levy: Why'd you shoot Mike-Mike in his, um, hind parts, Mr. Little?
Omar Little: Let's say we had a disagreement.
Maurice 'Maury' Levy: A disagreement over?
Omar Little: Well, you see, Mike-Mike thought he should keep that cocaine he was slingin' and the money he was makin' from slingin' it. I thought otherwise.
2012-09-20 11:30:50 AM  
1 vote:

bluefoxicy: Heh I'm buying a house in Park Heights near Pimlico.

Enjoy never having possessions for more than a week.
2012-09-20 10:29:59 AM  
1 vote:
So Wilson Goode beat Carcetti in the last election?
2012-09-20 09:54:15 AM  
1 vote:
To be fair, given it's Baltimore it's amazing anyone noticed there was a fire.
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