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(Fox News)   Obama has such a huge lead that he could defile the American flag and still win. I meant that as a metaphor, not a challenge   (nation.foxnews.com) divider line 102
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2012-09-20 09:55:21 AM
Faux outrage

All together now 3..2..1.. meh
 
2012-09-20 10:07:43 AM
they really do have nothing legitimate to slam Obama on, do they?
 
2012-09-20 10:47:37 AM
Yes... the sacred flag we put in boxer shorts and truck mud flaps is being desecrated by Obama.

But if the flag is "sacred," then it is competing with the lord thy God for worship. Maybe the Jesus party should realize that Jehovah is a jealous god and commands not to make any idols in the form of anything on earth, waters or in the sky above (like the sun or stars!). And he will strike down to the third or fourth generation those who break his law. (It says so on that book Republicans are so fond of).

By altering the flag and essentially denying its sacredness, Obama is keeping the first commandment.
 
2012-09-20 11:16:35 AM
they got nothing.
 
2012-09-20 11:33:41 AM
This is proof that Obama is operating under maritime law.
 
2012-09-20 11:34:42 AM
My first act as President is to abolish the treasonous Fox News propaganda machine.
 
2012-09-20 11:36:24 AM
Boring whining twats are boring.
 
2012-09-20 11:36:40 AM

bwilson27: My first act as President is to abolish the treasonous Fox News propaganda machine.


I don't think the President can do that. And treason is pretty hard to prove.
 
2012-09-20 11:36:45 AM
If you think this is a serious issue, it is because you are stupid.
 
2012-09-20 11:37:16 AM
This is how worried Obama is about this election: he took time out yesterday to celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day:
media.zenfs.com 

Yes, that is 100% real
 
2012-09-20 11:37:48 AM
www.ushistory.org

yes, so sacred...
 
2012-09-20 11:37:55 AM
I didn't see any article, all I saw was the Pic of the Day.
 
2012-09-20 11:38:31 AM

thurstonxhowell: If you think this is a serious issue, it is because you are stupid.


HAHA. OBAMA THINKS THE FLAG HAS 9 STRIPES!

/got nuttin
 
2012-09-20 11:40:07 AM

kbronsito: But if the flag is "sacred," then it is competing with the lord thy God for worship. Maybe the Jesus party should realize that Jehovah is a jealous god and commands not to make any idols in the form of anything on earth, waters or in the sky above (like the sun or stars!). And he will strike down to the third or fourth generation those who break his law. (It says so on that book Republicans are so fond of).


This is what Muslims actually believe. Honestly.
 
2012-09-20 11:40:14 AM
That is just horrible! But this is patriotic:

www.offbeatearth.com

So is this:

community2.metalreview.com

Leaving your skid marks and sweat stains on the American flag is patriotism, bald eagle, and freedom.
 
2012-09-20 11:41:02 AM

Sock Ruh Tease: That is just horrible! But this is patriotic:

[www.offbeatearth.com image 341x393]

So is this:

[community2.metalreview.com image 400x308]

Leaving your skid marks and sweat stains on the American flag is patriotism, bald eagle, and freedom.


Fanny packs are decidedly European. That's not patriotic. That's socialism
 
2012-09-20 11:41:48 AM
Doesn't the GOP understand they have a lock on the resentment junkie vote?
 
2012-09-20 11:42:35 AM
Jeez, doesn't it totally suck that the president hates America? It's like that time I worked at Cerner for 10 years, actively trying to destroy it from the inside the whole time. I just sorta fell into the gig, but man did I HATE it there!
 
2012-09-20 11:42:40 AM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net

ROCK, FLAG, AND EAGLE!
 
2012-09-20 11:43:09 AM
netrightdaily.com
 
2012-09-20 11:43:18 AM
Next step: photoshop that design to fit onto the flag pin that Obama wears and watch the derp brigade freak the fark out.

Side note: I can tell that FOX is really desperate for attention, Kimberly Guilwhatsername on "The Five" is perilously close to wearing stripper attire, not that there's anything wrong with that.
 
2012-09-20 11:43:21 AM
This is so offensive," one reader wrote. "I don't know why I'm shocked, but I am. This stoops to new lows."

I find fat southern rednecks wearing clothing adorned with the flag in a sad attempt to appear patriotic offensive.
 
2012-09-20 11:45:25 AM
a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
Why not Zoidberg?

/hot like a pot of boiling water
 
2012-09-20 11:46:46 AM
from the page the article was on
nation.foxnews.com
 
2012-09-20 11:47:51 AM
Too bad for the biatchers and whiners that representations of the American Flag are NOT the same as an American Flag. The debate has already been covered in about '01, when every asshole who had a flag flapping off the windows of their car didn't bother to replace or remove said flag when it git tattered and damaged. They also covered artistic renderings such as this, and clothing. Nothing violates code, and "UnAmericanism" is only in the eye of the Beholder.

Fark these Righties, come up with some real issues for a chage. Just because yur guy can't give a peech without an Oxford stuffed in his mouth, it doesn't mean that there aren't REAL issues to ping Obama om.
 
2012-09-20 11:48:02 AM

sprawl15: This is proof that Obama is operating under maritime law.


Of all the conspiracy theories out there, this is one of my favorites.

My favorite quote so far from the comments on FN:

"Fact: Obama hates the Constitution and detests the U. S. Flag. If you vote for him, you agree with him. You are Anti-American if you re-elect this Marxist. Case Closed: "

Jesus, it is all so SIMPLE
 
2012-09-20 11:48:19 AM

kbronsito: Yes... the sacred flag we put in boxer shorts and truck mud flaps is being desecrated by Obama.

But if the flag is "sacred," then it is competing with the lord thy God for worship. Maybe the Jesus party should realize that Jehovah is a jealous god and commands not to make any idols in the form of anything on earth, waters or in the sky above (like the sun or stars!). And he will strike down to the third or fourth generation those who break his law. (It says so on that book Republicans are so fond of).

By altering the flag and essentially denying its sacredness, Obama is keeping the first commandment.


www.shortpacked.com
 
2012-09-20 11:48:22 AM

blastoh: from the page the article was on
[nation.foxnews.com image 204x138]


Oh snap.
 
2012-09-20 11:50:02 AM

ManateeGag: they really do have nothing legitimate to slam Obama on, do they?


That's because Romney's getting far tougher to defend.
 
2012-09-20 11:50:52 AM
Yuengling
Flag Pins
Edamame
No Sportjacket
Binder Clips
War on Xmas

Flag poopin'
 
2012-09-20 11:51:28 AM

hillbillypharmacist: blastoh: from the page the article was on
[nation.foxnews.com image 204x138]

Oh snap.


images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-09-20 11:51:42 AM
A little too soon to start dancing just yet Obamabotzombiesleestaks, but yeah, if I had to bet now it wouldn't be on Money Boo Boo.
 
2012-09-20 11:52:16 AM

blastoh: from the page the article was on
[nation.foxnews.com image 204x138]


FTFC:

"TheGhostofAlinsky:
As others have pointing out...
People take a look at the top left corner of this website and look at the Fox Nation logo.

It's an American flag design covering the 48 contiguous states with a corporate logo on it. Are you outraged about that as weill?"

the deflections after are HI-LARIOUS
 
2012-09-20 11:52:24 AM
Obama could accidently blow up the president of Iraq and possibly get re-elected.
 
2012-09-20 11:53:30 AM

RevMercutio: kbronsito: Yes... the sacred flag we put in boxer shorts and truck mud flaps is being desecrated by Obama.

But if the flag is "sacred," then it is competing with the lord thy God for worship. Maybe the Jesus party should realize that Jehovah is a jealous god and commands not to make any idols in the form of anything on earth, waters or in the sky above (like the sun or stars!). And he will strike down to the third or fourth generation those who break his law. (It says so on that book Republicans are so fond of).

By altering the flag and essentially denying its sacredness, Obama is keeping the first commandment.

[www.shortpacked.com image 500x744]


I never understood why WW had the Stars-an-Stripes motif anyway. Isn't she supposed to be an Amazon from some island nation that is most certainly not under the jurisdiction of the United States of America?
 
2012-09-20 11:53:36 AM

hillbillypharmacist: blastoh: from the page the article was on
[nation.foxnews.com image 204x138]

Oh snap.


thanks, I posted it and the one you posted on the comments section of the article.I'll check back later to judge the cognative dissonance factor.
 
2012-09-20 11:54:21 AM

Le Bomb Suprize: Next step: photoshop that design to fit onto the flag pin that Obama wears and watch the derp brigade freak the fark out.

Side note: I can tell that FOX is really desperate for attention, Kimberly Guilwhatsername on "The Five" is perilously close to wearing stripper attire, not that there's anything wrong with that.


Fox News may be finding it has to ratchet up the derp even more.
 
2012-09-20 11:54:25 AM

blastoh: from the page the article was on


The irony is lost within the echo chamber.
 
2012-09-20 11:55:36 AM
I'm surprised the didn't say "most of the map is red cause obama noes he'll lose"
 
2012-09-20 11:56:17 AM
Best comment on the page:

Anybody who is outraged at this should take a look at the Fox Nation logo on the top of the page.
 
2012-09-20 11:56:51 AM
I can't imagine what a shiatty life one must lead to be so constantly outraged by meaningless shiat.
 
2012-09-20 11:56:57 AM
hmmm....never saw anybody do that to a flag before........


Google Image Search: "american" + "flag + "clothing"
 
2012-09-20 11:57:42 AM

blastoh: from the page the article was on
[nation.foxnews.com image 204x138]


haha. What farking idiots.
 
2012-09-20 11:57:54 AM
Let's also add this:

store.mittromney.com

Why do teabaggers hate jobs for design students? Hmmm?
 
2012-09-20 11:59:03 AM
I liked the guy that commented and said he was outraged but didn't know why.
 
2012-09-20 12:00:45 PM
You know they are in trouble when this is the best that even Fox News can come up with. What pisses the GOP off most is that they have been getting called out on their lies this time around.....we will not have another George W. Bush Jr.
 
2012-09-20 12:00:53 PM
I don't give two shiats about the flag. It's a farking piece of cloth. But I recognize that a lot of people revere that stupid thing, so I would consider this to be in bad taste. And it just adds fuel to the fire of the paranoid rightwing.

Or it could be a statement saying that Obama thinks America is a red country except for the northwest.
 
2012-09-20 12:01:48 PM

Spartapuss: Let's also add this:

[store.mittromney.com image 458x458]

Why do teabaggers hate jobs for design students? Hmmm?


What is that? A blue corn shuck and an apple?
 
2012-09-20 12:03:22 PM

Le Bomb Suprize: Next step: photoshop that design to fit onto the flag pin that Obama wears and watch the derp brigade freak the fark out.

Side note: I can tell that FOX is really desperate for attention, Kimberly Guilwhatsername on "The Five" is perilously close to wearing stripper attire, not that there's anything wrong with that.


I had jury duty on one of her cases here in Los Angeles, back when she was just a prosecutor. Let me just say that I spent most of that week checking out her ass.
 
2012-09-20 12:03:25 PM

DarnoKonrad: Spartapuss: Let's also add this:

[store.mittromney.com image 458x458]

Why do teabaggers hate jobs for design students? Hmmm?

What is that? A blue corn shuck and an apple?


I'm seeing a wizard's hat.
 
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