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(BBC)   Drunk thief who stole a ferry while proclaiming herself to be Jack Sparrow jailed. With mugshot that shows she may have had a point   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 48
    More: Dumbass, st. tropez, Torquay  
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2012-09-20 09:57:03 AM
www.mycitybynight.co.za
 
2012-09-20 09:57:57 AM
On Talk Like A Pirate Day, this dame brought it to a whole new level
 
2012-09-20 09:57:59 AM
Ohhh man they should cast her as Jack's mom in the next movie :)
 
2012-09-20 09:58:07 AM
Jack's prettier than her.
 
2012-09-20 09:59:50 AM
"He added that the case was a "total one-off bizarre incident which we have never experienced before"."

What? Really??

I hope she's suing her Avon lady.

Lol.
 
2012-09-20 09:59:59 AM

drongozone: On Talk Like A Pirate Day, this dame brought it to a whole new level


I tried participating in that but I do not speak Somali
 
2012-09-20 10:00:14 AM
*Takes a look at the picture*

Well, she's obviously Jack Sparrow. Case dismissed! Sorry to have troubled you Mr. Sparrow.
 
2012-09-20 10:00:54 AM

genepool lifeboat:


Bolton is a serious cinephile
 
2012-09-20 10:01:22 AM
Who takes Deadly Nightshade?!?! Should stuck with bath salts.
 
2012-09-20 10:03:05 AM
That's not Jack Sparrow. That's ... JERRY ... SIZZLER!
 
2012-09-20 10:03:21 AM
They came for the ferries and I said nothing because I was not one.
 
2012-09-20 10:06:48 AM
"You'll remember this as the day you almost captured--*click* Awww...."
 
2012-09-20 10:09:36 AM
I would fark Jack Sparrow before I would fark her and I'm straight.
 
2012-09-20 10:10:51 AM

Nurglitch: Jack's prettier than her.


I was going to say this. I'll content myself with further precision: Jack's FATHER is prettier than her. She looks like she's seen some rough seas, my son.
 
2012-09-20 10:11:05 AM
FTFA:

"She was jailed after being found guilty by magistrates in Torquay of aggravated vehicle taking "

That made me titter.
 
2012-09-20 10:13:10 AM
At least we now know where all the rum's gone.
 
2012-09-20 10:13:45 AM
You should have seen what she did on the poop deck!
 
2012-09-20 10:15:03 AM
As it drifted, the vessel hit the catamaran Force Majeure ..., damaging both and causing up to £1,500 worth of damage to the ferry.

Just imagine the "who's on first" conversation with the insurance adjuster.
 
2012-09-20 10:15:26 AM
That's Captain Jack Sparrow
 
2012-09-20 10:15:50 AM
i284.photobucket.com 

Also Davy Jones.
 
2012-09-20 10:15:52 AM

Lone Stranger: You should have seen what she did on the poop deck!


In her defense, lot's of people have that same misconception about the purpose of the poop deck.
 
2012-09-20 10:16:38 AM

Callous: Lone Stranger: You should have seen what she did on the poop deck!

In her defense, lot's of people have that same misconception about the purpose of the poop deck.


Can't believe I did that........
 
2012-09-20 10:17:29 AM
The chase took over an hour for a drifting ferry? That's got to beat the Ford Bronco for slowest chase.
 
2012-09-20 10:22:14 AM

Callous: Callous: Lone Stranger: You should have seen what she did on the poop deck!

In her defense, lot's of people have that same misconception about the purpose of the poop deck.

Can't believe I did that........

on the poop deck. 
 
2012-09-20 10:22:20 AM
Aaaw, c'mon. She was just getting started on her bender.
 
2012-09-20 10:24:04 AM
Well, maybe Jack Sparrow's dad.
 
2012-09-20 10:24:49 AM
"When arrested, Whelan said she untied some ropes because she kept tripping over them, and that she would have ended up in St Tropez if they had not been caught."

That's what you get for relying on human hair from your back.
 
2012-09-20 10:25:08 AM
Jack's not only prettier, but Johnny Depp makes that dissipated and world-weary look, look GOOD.

This woman does not.

That said, A for effort and C- for achievement...Darwin will have his due at some point (deadly drugs, booze, drifting on a river in a boat you have no idea how to control and taunting police? In the US the police would have shot her!).

/not American or British
//no insult intended
 
2012-09-20 10:26:20 AM
Who keel-hauled her face?
 
2012-09-20 10:27:33 AM
she is the worst pirate that I've ever heard of!
 
2012-09-20 10:29:01 AM
Clearly her ship has sailed
 
2012-09-20 10:29:59 AM

Callous: Callous: Lone Stranger: You should have seen what she did on the poop deck!

In her defense, lot's of people have that same misconception about the purpose of the poop deck.

Can't believe I did that........


Just be glad you don't make that mistake alot.
 
2012-09-20 10:32:31 AM

The Irresponsible Captain: Aaaw, c'mon. She was just getting started on her bender.


1.bp.blogspot.com

Approves!
 
2012-09-20 10:34:35 AM
I saw the mugshot and thought it was a man in drag....

maybe it is.

/not judging
 
2012-09-20 10:41:47 AM
Are we sure it wasn't Rebekah Brooks, trying to make a getaway from the phone hacking scandal?
 
2012-09-20 10:43:11 AM
She may not be even close to good looking but I still want to party with her.
 
2012-09-20 10:59:41 AM
i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-09-20 11:04:07 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i47.tinypic.com image 400x361]


What color do you want your posts in from now on?
 
2012-09-20 11:19:30 AM
Read TFA and one sentence struck me:

"She could have seriously been injured had it gone out of the river."

Query: Were they referring to the boat, or to Jackie Sparrow here?
 
2012-09-20 11:29:18 AM

Lone Stranger: You should have seen what she did on the poop deck!


Hid a halibut?

Deadly nightshade = belladonna (beautiful lady)
So-called because women used to put in their eyes (as opposed to ingesting it) so as to make them appear more enticing (dilated pupils = "Like what I'm lookin' at whole great bunches". Either that, or "I'm on drugs").
 
2012-09-20 12:10:51 PM

Callous: Lone Stranger: You should have seen what she did on the poop deck!

In her defense, lot's of people have that same misconception about the purpose of the poop deck.


cdn.videogum.com 

You're telling me what now?
 
2012-09-20 12:13:05 PM

genepool lifeboat: [www.mycitybynight.co.za image 424x271]


Came for this, the only thing that guy's done that I felt was worthy of watching, kinda like when Garth Countrysinger played an Old French Whore.
 
2012-09-20 12:35:01 PM

Mazzic518: Ohhh man they should cast her as Jack's mom in the next movie :)


This. If Jack's mum wasn't a mummified head on Captain Teague's belt. Flashback maybe? Lord she deserves it. This is hilarious and it must have been a helluva night. If you're gonna get arrested, go all out.
 
2012-09-20 12:46:43 PM

geocacherphil: That's Captain Jack Sparrow


Came here for this
 
2012-09-20 12:54:13 PM

genepool lifeboat: [www.mycitybynight.co.za image 424x271]


Goddamn you so much.

♪She's the pauper of the surf, the jester of Tortuga♫
 
2012-09-20 12:55:50 PM

Callous: Lone Stranger: You should have seen what she did on the poop deck!

In her defense, lot's of people have that same misconception about the purpose of the poop deck.


You should see what I'd do to her poop deck.
Hint: It involves seamen.
 
2012-09-20 01:02:08 PM

MythDragon: genepool lifeboat: [www.mycitybynight.co.za image 424x271]

Goddamn you so much.

♪She's the pauper of the surf, the jester of Tortuga♫


Anytime Jack Sparrow, Michael Bolton or Andy Samburg are mentioned that song gets stuck in my head.
 
2012-09-20 03:33:05 PM
Straight from the streets of Sussex..

"freshen ur drink, guvner?"

/Simpsons did it.
 
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