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(CNN)   Worried that your "restless leg" and "carpal tunnel" syndromes just aren't getting you enough attention anymore? Good news, modern technology has introduced a brand-new illness onto the market: "text neck." Start filing those claims   (cnn.com) divider line 10
    More: Stupid, Dr. Dean, vascular disease, Kaiser Family Foundation  
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2012-09-20 11:34:02 AM  
8 votes:
I don't have time for this nonsense. I'm on the phone with my attorney about my Microwave Popcorn Lung, Internet Porn Elbow and 7-Layer Burrito Prolapsed Anus.
2012-09-20 01:50:44 PM  
4 votes:
i.ytimg.com

Still no cure for Taco Neck.

/hot
2012-09-20 12:33:22 PM  
2 votes:
blogs.colette.fr
2012-09-20 08:45:48 PM  
1 votes:
I've seen girls walk right into the parking meters downtown because they had their noses buried in their phones.
GBB
2012-09-20 03:30:49 PM  
1 votes:
Still no cure for BJ Jaw.
2012-09-20 01:42:41 PM  
1 votes:
Oooh, is this the thread where we mock people for having injuries and illnesses which must be fake because we don't have them?

I'll start us off: Schizophrenia is nothing but people with really powerful imaginations!
2012-09-20 01:38:15 PM  
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: lostcat: It was only a matter of time.

Look around at everyone waiting for a train to work in the morning and 80% of them have their chins tucked into their necks, staring at their mobile devices.

Who wants to work that into the Evolution of Man diagram?

It used to be, in old-timey science fiction, that men of the future would have weak spindly bodies and huge heads from not working and doing everything with their mind.

We need a new SF theme wherein people have a permanent downturn to the neck, and huge nimble thumbs, while their hands have withered away except as stands for their Blackberries.


Wanna know how I know you're old?
2012-09-20 01:29:47 PM  
1 votes:

PC LOAD LETTER: I have MILF Porn Wrist.


Really, you can focus on one genre? My wrist injuries are far more diverse.
2012-09-20 01:28:15 PM  
1 votes:

lostcat: It was only a matter of time.

Look around at everyone waiting for a train to work in the morning and 80% of them have their chins tucked into their necks, staring at their mobile devices.

Who wants to work that into the Evolution of Man diagram?


It used to be, in old-timey science fiction, that men of the future would have weak spindly bodies and huge heads from not working and doing everything with their mind.

We need a new SF theme wherein people have a permanent downturn to the neck, and huge nimble thumbs, while their hands have withered away except as stands for their Blackberries.
2012-09-20 01:25:41 PM  
1 votes:
I'm too sick from my peanut allergy and ADHD to fill out any forms.
 
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