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(Toledo Blade)   Joe the Plumber's campaign tactics include long periods of silence broken only by "I hate politics" and "politics suck." Sounds like he's serious about this Congress thing   (toledoblade.com) divider line 41
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2012-09-20 02:45:58 PM
9 votes:
Interviewing for a mechanic job:

"Quite frankly, cars suck, I hate them with a passion. Only reason I'm involved in it is I like driving and I like gasoline," said Mr. Wurzelbacher, 38, a resident of Springfield Township.
2012-09-20 03:01:23 PM
8 votes:

Bondith: HotWingConspiracy: cars suck, I hate them with a passion. Only reason I'm involved in it is I like driving and I like gasoline," said Mr. Wurzelbacher, 38, a resident of Springfield Township.

Applying to med school:
"Quite frankly, medicine sucks, I hate them it a passion. Only reason I'm involved in it is I like labcoats and I like cadavers," said Mr. Wurzelbacher, 38, a resident of Springfield Township 

/come on, people, we can make this a thing


Being a male escort:
"Quite frankly, screwing lonely old women sucks. I hate them with a passion. The only reason I'm involved in it is that I like the smell of Aqua-Net and I kind of like it when my tool gets chafed." said Mr. Warblegarble, 38, a resident of Springfield Township.
2012-09-20 02:49:05 PM
8 votes:

whidbey: [www.toledoblade.com image 300x224]

He's just bummed out that his doppleganger became a huge success on "Pawn Stars."


THAT"S who he looks like! It was bugging me when I saw the pic.

/I don't know a lot about failed political campaigns, but I got a buddy who's an expert on these things. Let me call him down here and see what he says.
2012-09-20 02:44:06 PM
8 votes:
www.toledoblade.com

He's just bummed out that his doppleganger became a huge success on "Pawn Stars."
2012-09-20 03:11:55 PM
5 votes:
"Quite frankly, the Republican Party sucks. I hate them with a passion. Only reason I'm involved in it is I like rich people giving me money to 'campaign' and I like paying myself out of my 'campaign' funds," said Mr. Wurzelbacher, 38, a resident of Springfield Township.
2012-09-20 03:03:10 PM
4 votes:
Having sex

"Quite frankly, sex sucks. The only reason I do it is because I like grunting and sweating," said Mr. Wurzelbach, 38, a keyperson at a local Springfield Township franchise.
2012-09-20 02:47:01 PM
4 votes:
I watched this joker on the tube one day. His pitch was that he wasn't really all that knowledgeable, but that he was a plumber, so he knew how to fix things. And that's what our government needs right now. So we should hope he wins.

I could tell from that logic alone what party he belonged to.
2012-09-20 01:54:05 PM
4 votes:
Sounds like he should be advising Romney.
2012-09-20 01:45:09 PM
4 votes:
Joe the Plumber is not a plumber nor is his real name Joe. Discuss amongst yourselves, I'm getting verklempt.
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2012-09-20 04:08:48 PM
3 votes:
On being a horsebreeder:

"Quite frankly,horsebreeding sucks, I hate it with a passion. Only reason I'm involved in it is I like horses and I like farking."

/ Wait...what?
2012-09-20 04:04:41 PM
3 votes:

TheRameres: So is this how a meme is born?

"Quite frankly, _____ suck, I hate it with a passion. Only reason I'm involved in it is I like _____ and I like _____."

Also, that is a ROUGH-lookin' 38.


Joe the Surgeon
Quite frankly, Surgery suck, I hate it with a passion. Only reason I'm involved in it is I like knives and I like cutting into people."
2012-09-20 03:08:34 PM
3 votes:

hutchkc: trotsky: ManateeGag: if he wins, I'm running for senate. I can't do any worse.

Don't worry. Marcy Kaptur is the senior ranking female House Rep. She campaigns very well. In fact the main reason idiots vote against her is because she's a Democrat. She's done very well for NW Ohio and I wish the Kasichsuckers hadn't re-drawn me out of her district. Her office was always pleasant to deal with and she was minimal on the rhetoric. The idiot I have now, Bob Latta, went from center-right moderate to derpy Tea Tard to get the moron vote. Not happy about that.

Joe's fame is gone and nobody with half a brain likes him. Plus he stumped for Puppy Mills in Missouri which I make sure to mention all the time. In fact, I'm going to post it right now on Facebook.

There you go wanting to keep a small business owner down just because you have this thing called ethics. You should fully support keeping animals in cages no bigger than their body 24/7 without food/water and live in disgusting filth. He just wants to treat us like the dog in the bottom cage and have the golden stuff trickle down to us.

If we just followed his example we all be imaginary business owners making a bazillion dollars and be happy with our station in life.


I know, I'm a CommisocialistNazi0bama lover who wants to stick it to the job creators and allow Welfare Queens to purchase puppies from their food stamp checks. DAMN ME!
2012-09-20 03:04:18 PM
3 votes:

trotsky: ManateeGag: if he wins, I'm running for senate. I can't do any worse.

Don't worry. Marcy Kaptur is the senior ranking female House Rep. She campaigns very well. In fact the main reason idiots vote against her is because she's a Democrat. She's done very well for NW Ohio and I wish the Kasichsuckers hadn't re-drawn me out of her district. Her office was always pleasant to deal with and she was minimal on the rhetoric. The idiot I have now, Bob Latta, went from center-right moderate to derpy Tea Tard to get the moron vote. Not happy about that.

Joe's fame is gone and nobody with half a brain likes him. Plus he stumped for Puppy Mills in Missouri which I make sure to mention all the time. In fact, I'm going to post it right now on Facebook.



There you go wanting to keep a small business owner down just because you have this thing called ethics. You should fully support keeping animals in cages no bigger than their body 24/7 without food/water and live in disgusting filth. He just wants to treat us like the dog in the bottom cage and have the golden stuff trickle down to us.

If we just followed his example we all be imaginary business owners making a bazillion dollars and be happy with our station in life.
2012-09-20 02:51:35 PM
3 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: cars suck, I hate them with a passion. Only reason I'm involved in it is I like driving and I like gasoline," said Mr. Wurzelbacher, 38, a resident of Springfield Township.


Applying to med school:
"Quite frankly, medicine sucks, I hate them it a passion. Only reason I'm involved in it is I like labcoats and I like cadavers," said Mr. Wurzelbacher, 38, a resident of Springfield Township 

/come on, people, we can make this a thing
2012-09-20 11:24:37 AM
3 votes:
Sounds like he's about as legit a politician as he was a "plumber".
2012-09-20 03:54:15 PM
2 votes:
www.toledoblade.com

From his eHarmony profile:

"Quite frankly, women suck. I hate them with a passion. Only reason I'm involved in them is I like vagina and I like getting yelled at"
2012-09-20 03:25:07 PM
2 votes:

whidbey: [www.toledoblade.com image 300x224]

He's just bummed out that his doppleganger became a huge success on "Pawn Stars."


www.toledoblade.com
I don't know anything about running for congress, so let me call my buddy here for an opinion.
2012-09-20 03:07:37 PM
2 votes:

MyPenIsHuge: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Sounds like he should be advising Romney.

Why?


Long periods of silence.
2012-09-20 03:02:35 PM
2 votes:

Cythraul: Wow. And I thought I was white. Dude, step out in the sunlight every now and again. You won't explode. I promise.


Lol, I overheard somebody point me out in a group as 'no, the REALLY white guy' one time so I got a kick.
2012-09-20 02:52:18 PM
2 votes:

jaytkay: Wait I thought he was making over $250K as a plumber why does he need the job?


No no, he would have been making that scratch if Obama hadn't farted away all of his work ethic via taxation.
2012-09-20 11:33:08 AM
2 votes:
"I've not made millions of dollars off Joe the Plumber. In fact I've made less money. I've lost a lot of money, and I've sacrificed a great many things to represent a group of people who want their voices heard,"

Who are these people?

i780.photobucket.com
2012-09-20 11:25:51 AM
2 votes:
With that kind of work ethic, no WONDER he was such a successful businessman!
2012-09-20 05:47:08 PM
1 votes:
"Quite frankly, my job sucks, I hate it with a passion. Only reason I'm involved in it is I like my chair and the coffee's free."
2012-09-20 05:12:07 PM
1 votes:
"Quite frankly, bisexuality sucks, I hate it with a passion. Only reason I'm involved in it is I like cock and I like giving blow jobs."
2012-09-20 04:47:50 PM
1 votes:

TheRameres: digitalrain: On being a horsebreeder:

"Quite frankly,horsebreeding sucks, I hate it with a passion. Only reason I'm involved in it is I like horses and I like farking."

/ Wait...what?

And this is why I shouldn't read Fark comments from my phone while taking a dump at work. Hopefully it's not my boss next to me wondering who's laughing.


I hope you didn't laugh so hard that you clinched and prematurely pinched the loaf.
2012-09-20 04:41:45 PM
1 votes:
(GIS for terrible plumber)

farm1.staticflickr.com
2012-09-20 03:57:04 PM
1 votes:

Karma Curmudgeon: markfara: I watched this joker on the tube one day. His pitch was that he wasn't really all that knowledgeable, but that he was a plumber, so he knew how to fix things. And that's what our government needs right now. So we should hope he wins.

You know who else called in the plumbers to fix things?


Princess Peach?
2012-09-20 03:55:01 PM
1 votes:

TheRameres: So is this how a meme is born?

"Quite frankly, _____ suck, I hate it with a passion. Only reason I'm involved in it is I like _____ and I like _____."

Also, that is a ROUGH-lookin' 38.


www.toledoblade.com
"Quite frankly, Mad LIBS suck, I hate it with a passion. Only reason I'm involved in it is I like Verbs and I like Nouns."
2012-09-20 03:51:12 PM
1 votes:
On being a cop:

"Quite frankly, laws and the criminal justice system sucks, I hate it with a passion. Only reason I'm involved in it is I like swinging my baton on brown folks and I like having a cool car with bright shiny lights," said Police Chief Wurzelbacher, 38, a resident of Springfield Township."
2012-09-20 03:46:15 PM
1 votes:

markfara: I watched this joker on the tube one day. His pitch was that he wasn't really all that knowledgeable, but that he was a plumber, so he knew how to fix things. And that's what our government needs right now. So we should hope he wins.


You know who else called in the plumbers to fix things?
2012-09-20 03:37:28 PM
1 votes:
www.toledoblade.com
"I'll have the Moons over My Hammy with white toast"
2012-09-20 03:09:43 PM
1 votes:
Looks to me like he wants to stay in the same field.

Politician = Professional Turd chaser.
2012-09-20 03:08:08 PM
1 votes:

MFAWG: Cythraul: Wow. And I thought I was white. Dude, step out in the sunlight every now and again. You won't explode. I promise.

Lol, I overheard somebody point me out in a group as 'no, the REALLY white guy' one time so I got a kick.


That's quite an accomplishment in the City of Pasty White, indeed. Maybe you should run for office.
2012-09-20 02:54:13 PM
1 votes:

Bondith: HotWingConspiracy: cars suck, I hate them with a passion. Only reason I'm involved in it is I like driving and I like gasoline," said Mr. Wurzelbacher, 38, a resident of Springfield Township.

Applying to med school:
"Quite frankly, medicine sucks, I hate them it a passion. Only reason I'm involved in it is I like labcoats and I like cadavers," said Mr. Wurzelbacher, 38, a resident of Springfield Township 

/come on, people, we can make this a thing


Having lunch:

"Quite frankly, McDonald's sucks. The only reason I'm involved with it is because it's like crack and I can't stop eating it," said Mr. Wurzelbach, 38, a keyperson at a local Springfield Township franchise.
2012-09-20 02:52:16 PM
1 votes:

whidbey: [www.toledoblade.com image 300x224]

He's just bummed out that his doppleganger became a huge success on "Pawn Stars."


He's paying himself $5000/week, he has $19000 in his coffers, looks like he is going to need some pawning skills soon.
2012-09-20 02:48:47 PM
1 votes:
Wait I thought he was making over $250K as a plumber why does he need the job?
2012-09-20 02:46:42 PM
1 votes:

Cythraul: [www.toledoblade.com image 300x224]

Wow. And I thought I was white. Dude, step out in the sunlight every now and again. You won't explode. I promise.


He's afraid of the moths that will start bumping into him.
2012-09-20 02:44:47 PM
1 votes:
Never heard of Joe the Plumber. Clicked the link expecting Larry the Cable Guy's estranged twin and I get the guy from Pawn Stars.
2012-09-20 02:44:09 PM
1 votes:

tallguywithglasseson: "I like government"
-Samuel "Joe the Plumber" Wurzelbacher


No joke. Isn't this clown supposed to be running on an anti-government platform? Not that "anti-gov't" Republicans have a great track record with regard to making sense in the last few years....
2012-09-20 11:40:17 AM
1 votes:
www.toledoblade.com

Wow. And I thought I was white. Dude, step out in the sunlight every now and again. You won't explode. I promise.
2012-09-20 11:03:04 AM
1 votes:
"I like government"
-Samuel "Joe the Plumber" Wurzelbacher
 
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