Sounds like he should be advising Romney.

Cythraul: [www.toledoblade.com image 300x224]

Wow. And I thought I was white. Dude, step out in the sunlight every now and again. You won't explode. I promise.

It says he's going 'door to door', think maybe it's only at night?

He's just bummed out that his doppleganger became a huge success on "Pawn Stars."

tallguywithglasseson: "I like government"
-Samuel "Joe the Plumber" Wurzelbacher

No joke. Isn't this clown supposed to be running on an anti-government platform? Not that "anti-gov't" Republicans have a great track record with regard to making sense in the last few years....

Never heard of Joe the Plumber. Clicked the link expecting Larry the Cable Guy's estranged twin and I get the guy from Pawn Stars.

Interviewing for a mechanic job:

"Quite frankly, cars suck, I hate them with a passion. Only reason I'm involved in it is I like driving and I like gasoline," said Mr. Wurzelbacher, 38, a resident of Springfield Township.

I watched this joker on the tube one day. His pitch was that he wasn't really all that knowledgeable, but that he was a plumber, so he knew how to fix things. And that's what our government needs right now. So we should hope he wins.

I could tell from that logic alone what party he belonged to.

Wait I thought he was making over $250K as a plumber why does he need the job?

That tool is running for congress? Jesus Farking Christ.

whidbey: [www.toledoblade.com image 300x224]

He's just bummed out that his doppleganger became a huge success on "Pawn Stars."

THAT"S who he looks like! It was bugging me when I saw the pic.

/I don't know a lot about failed political campaigns, but I got a buddy who's an expert on these things. Let me call him down here and see what he says.

Yeah, the other shoe drops at the end of the article.

What an amateur. Good riddance, your 15 minutes is up.

jaytkay: Wait I thought he was making over $250K as a plumber why does he need the job?

Because 250K is borderline middleclass. How dare you!

HotWingConspiracy: cars suck, I hate them with a passion. Only reason I'm involved in it is I like driving and I like gasoline," said Mr. Wurzelbacher, 38, a resident of Springfield Township.

Applying to med school:
"Quite frankly, medicine sucks, I hate them it a passion. Only reason I'm involved in it is I like labcoats and I like cadavers," said Mr. Wurzelbacher, 38, a resident of Springfield Township 

/come on, people, we can make this a thing

jaytkay: Wait I thought he was making over $250K as a plumber why does he need the job?

No no, he would have been making that scratch if Obama hadn't farted away all of his work ethic via taxation.

markfara: I watched this joker on the tube one day. His pitch was that he wasn't really all that knowledgeable, but that he was a plumber, so he knew how to fix things. And that's what our government needs right now. So we should hope he wins.

I could tell from that logic alone what party he belonged to.

Well I guess the country is going down the tubes, so a plumber would be helpful.



"Would seem to me, one country, one tube. What does every state need it's own tube now?"

"One tube is all ya need."

Bondith: HotWingConspiracy: cars suck, I hate them with a passion. Only reason I'm involved in it is I like driving and I like gasoline," said Mr. Wurzelbacher, 38, a resident of Springfield Township.

Applying to med school:
"Quite frankly, medicine sucks, I hate them it a passion. Only reason I'm involved in it is I like labcoats and I like cadavers," said Mr. Wurzelbacher, 38, a resident of Springfield Township 

/come on, people, we can make this a thing

Having lunch:

"Quite frankly, McDonald's sucks. The only reason I'm involved with it is because it's like crack and I can't stop eating it," said Mr. Wurzelbach, 38, a keyperson at a local Springfield Township franchise.

ManateeGag: if he wins, I'm running for senate. I can't do any worse.

Don't worry. Marcy Kaptur is the senior ranking female House Rep. She campaigns very well. In fact the main reason idiots vote against her is because she's a Democrat. She's done very well for NW Ohio and I wish the Kasichsuckers hadn't re-drawn me out of her district. Her office was always pleasant to deal with and she was minimal on the rhetoric. The idiot I have now, Bob Latta, went from center-right moderate to derpy Tea Tard to get the moron vote. Not happy about that.

Joe's fame is gone and nobody with half a brain likes him. Plus he stumped for Puppy Mills in Missouri which I make sure to mention all the time. In fact, I'm going to post it right now on Facebook.

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Sounds like he should be advising Romney.

Why? Because he's already waxing philosophical for Obama? We should go ahead and leave the derp for the politicians.

Bondith: HotWingConspiracy: cars suck, I hate them with a passion. Only reason I'm involved in it is I like driving and I like gasoline," said Mr. Wurzelbacher, 38, a resident of Springfield Township.

Applying to med school:
"Quite frankly, medicine sucks, I hate them it a passion. Only reason I'm involved in it is I like labcoats and I like cadavers," said Mr. Wurzelbacher, 38, a resident of Springfield Township 

/come on, people, we can make this a thing

Being a male escort:
"Quite frankly, screwing lonely old women sucks. I hate them with a passion. The only reason I'm involved in it is that I like the smell of Aqua-Net and I kind of like it when my tool gets chafed." said Mr. Warblegarble, 38, a resident of Springfield Township.

Cythraul: Wow. And I thought I was white. Dude, step out in the sunlight every now and again. You won't explode. I promise.

Lol, I overheard somebody point me out in a group as 'no, the REALLY white guy' one time so I got a kick.

Having sex

"Quite frankly, sex sucks. The only reason I do it is because I like grunting and sweating," said Mr. Wurzelbach, 38, a keyperson at a local Springfield Township franchise.

jaytkay: Wait I thought he was making over $250K as a plumber why does he need the job?

For one thing, he doesn't have a plumber's license.

trotsky: ManateeGag: if he wins, I'm running for senate. I can't do any worse.

Don't worry. Marcy Kaptur is the senior ranking female House Rep. She campaigns very well. In fact the main reason idiots vote against her is because she's a Democrat. She's done very well for NW Ohio and I wish the Kasichsuckers hadn't re-drawn me out of her district. Her office was always pleasant to deal with and she was minimal on the rhetoric. The idiot I have now, Bob Latta, went from center-right moderate to derpy Tea Tard to get the moron vote. Not happy about that.

Joe's fame is gone and nobody with half a brain likes him. Plus he stumped for Puppy Mills in Missouri which I make sure to mention all the time. In fact, I'm going to post it right now on Facebook.

There you go wanting to keep a small business owner down just because you have this thing called ethics. You should fully support keeping animals in cages no bigger than their body 24/7 without food/water and live in disgusting filth. He just wants to treat us like the dog in the bottom cage and have the golden stuff trickle down to us.

If we just followed his example we all be imaginary business owners making a bazillion dollars and be happy with our station in life.

Quite frankly, sucking frankfurters sucks.

MyPenIsHuge: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Sounds like he should be advising Romney.

Why?

Long periods of silence.

MFAWG: Cythraul: Wow. And I thought I was white. Dude, step out in the sunlight every now and again. You won't explode. I promise.

Lol, I overheard somebody point me out in a group as 'no, the REALLY white guy' one time so I got a kick.

That's quite an accomplishment in the City of Pasty White, indeed. Maybe you should run for office.

hutchkc: trotsky: ManateeGag: if he wins, I'm running for senate. I can't do any worse.

Don't worry. Marcy Kaptur is the senior ranking female House Rep. She campaigns very well. In fact the main reason idiots vote against her is because she's a Democrat. She's done very well for NW Ohio and I wish the Kasichsuckers hadn't re-drawn me out of her district. Her office was always pleasant to deal with and she was minimal on the rhetoric. The idiot I have now, Bob Latta, went from center-right moderate to derpy Tea Tard to get the moron vote. Not happy about that.

Joe's fame is gone and nobody with half a brain likes him. Plus he stumped for Puppy Mills in Missouri which I make sure to mention all the time. In fact, I'm going to post it right now on Facebook.

There you go wanting to keep a small business owner down just because you have this thing called ethics. You should fully support keeping animals in cages no bigger than their body 24/7 without food/water and live in disgusting filth. He just wants to treat us like the dog in the bottom cage and have the golden stuff trickle down to us.

If we just followed his example we all be imaginary business owners making a bazillion dollars and be happy with our station in life.

I know, I'm a CommisocialistNazi0bama lover who wants to stick it to the job creators and allow Welfare Queens to purchase puppies from their food stamp checks. DAMN ME!

Looks to me like he wants to stay in the same field.

Politician = Professional Turd chaser.

Speaker2Animals: This is the state of the Republican Party, 2012.

But. . . Obama!

Amidoinitrite?

"Quite frankly, the Republican Party sucks. I hate them with a passion. Only reason I'm involved in it is I like rich people giving me money to 'campaign' and I like paying myself out of my 'campaign' funds," said Mr. Wurzelbacher, 38, a resident of Springfield Township.

Sounds like he'd be better than anything we got in an elected office right now.

The Third Man: "Quite frankly, the Republican Party sucks. I hate them with a passion. Only reason I'm involved in it is I like rich people giving me money to 'campaign' and I like paying myself out of my 'campaign' funds," said Mr. Wurzelbacher, 38, a resident of Springfield Township.

if he was forced to speak the truth, that's pretty much it.

He wants to represent people, but he won't talk to them, share his views, or learn what they want. He wants to improve a system he hates, even if it was running smoothly and cleanly.

Yep, this is just the guy you want stepping up in a representative democracy.