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(Loudoun Times)   White House crasher, reality TV star and Neal Schon-cuckold Tareq Salahi announces his run for Virginia governor. As a Republican. Lord, thou truly are merciful and just and hilarious   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Governor of Virginia, Tareq Salahi, White House, Republican, reality TV stars, Grammy Nominees, Michaele Salahi, young voters  
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2012-09-20 11:43:32 AM  
3 votes:
Don't. Stop. Be leaving.
2012-09-20 11:40:31 AM  
2 votes:
Since his wife went their separate ways, Tariq found out that the wheel in the sky keeps on turning. But he won't stop believing. He thought that his wife was be next to him faithfully. With all the lovin, touchin and squeezing it seemed that only the young could play. But who's crying now? He thought that if he greeted her with open arms and told her "Any way you want it" baby, she would But the girl can't help it and now all he can do is ask the lonely people. But guess what Tariq, I'll be alright without you. Send send her my love and tell her to be good to herself.

P.S. Don't know what your politics are so I will reserve my other comments until I find out exactly what you stand for.
2012-09-20 11:32:59 AM  
2 votes:
"Help, Police, my wife is missing!"

"No I'm not, I'm over here getting gloriously banged by a rock star. Leave me alone"

This is how great political careers get started.
2012-09-20 12:53:54 PM  
1 vote:

gopher321: Guess he's got more than a feeling about politics...

/and heeeere come the lame Journey jokes
//so sorry

Dude, your wife slept with this...

Even worse, he now looks like this...
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